SurvivaBall!
Created on: July 24th, 2006
SurvivaBall!
The SurvivaBall is equipped to face any blight.

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July 24th, 2006
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i want one
July 24th, 2006
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BITCHINNNNNN!!!!
July 24th, 2006
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Why do I get the feeling this will become a fad if it gets in the top 15?
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Oh my.
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Thanks for adding the pic at the end because up until then I thought this was some kind of really, really well-played joke. Dude. Military industrial complex.
July 24th, 2006
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I want to drain life from an animal
July 24th, 2006
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o_O???
July 24th, 2006
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i want one tooo
July 24th, 2006
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dude thats fricken awsome
July 24th, 2006
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just what I need to survive the apocolypse!
July 24th, 2006
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Zoinks!
July 24th, 2006
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Finally I can survive an attack by a bear, dog, emo, rabbit, duck, radio, soda, emos, and even NEDM.
July 24th, 2006
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is this a joke?
July 24th, 2006
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I mean, Jinkies!
July 24th, 2006
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I want one so I can roll around and form a giant ball with others and have a little cylandrical shaped colorful guy pushing us around.
July 24th, 2006
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That music is bitchin'. Could you post a link to the full version?
July 24th, 2006
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haha BITCH'n!
July 24th, 2006
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I hope this is a f*cking joke, because if not, I just found a new pit for my money.
July 24th, 2006
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WHAT ABOUT THE FACE?!?!
July 24th, 2006
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holy sh*t
July 24th, 2006
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is this for reals?
July 24th, 2006
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zOMG! I want one of those survivaBALLS XD
July 24th, 2006
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LOL
July 24th, 2006
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It IS a joke by a pair of activist artists called the Yes Men. They stage elaborate pranks like this, often at corporate summits --> http://www.theyesmen.org/ There should be a link to the SurvivaBall thing at the top.
July 24th, 2006
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http://lolfunnie.ytmnd.com/
July 24th, 2006
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decline beat me. yes, its fake, a nice little invention by the Yes Men, who make seemingly real parodies of websites that convince people to the point where they get invited to do lectures for the company they make fun of. too bad, i want one. 5 for fooling so many people :P
July 24th, 2006
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lol, thats awesome
July 24th, 2006
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i cant wait to see how many others post that its real after these comments...
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wow WTF
July 24th, 2006
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That's a brilliant hoax, but definitely a hoax. It actually had me until I went to www.halliburton.com and couldn't find any trace of it. Plus, halliburtoncontracts links to other corporate sites that make it more of a dead giveaway. But it totally had me, and I was trying to figure out how it drew energy from animals.
July 24th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 24th, 2006
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excellent. you truely are the man now, lasagnabomb!
July 24th, 2006
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Lol, survivablueball machine?
July 24th, 2006
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Drain... life from an animal...
July 24th, 2006
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hold on, if its fake, did you make it yourself lasagnabomb?
July 24th, 2006
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Put me down for 4...
July 24th, 2006
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look at the image origin lol
July 24th, 2006
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u can use a deer to power it...or the coworker who doesn't own a survivaball
July 24th, 2006
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:)
July 24th, 2006
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they will take over the world!! also cocks
July 24th, 2006
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It's Kabuto!
July 24th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, Halliburton is a supervillain. I just know it. They're probably trying to create an evil army.
July 24th, 2006
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What...what the?
July 24th, 2006
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top 14
July 24th, 2006
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Completely ridiculous, lol
July 24th, 2006
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wait, what...?
July 24th, 2006
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I would buy one
July 24th, 2006
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Katamari survivaball... I am waiting for it! =P better already been in production.
July 24th, 2006
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lol?
July 24th, 2006
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Dubya. Tee. Eff.
July 24th, 2006
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I bet the SurvivaBall is even equipped with Tomahawk cruise missles
July 24th, 2006
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...and naturally, our homes are still not animal-powered. Stupid oil megacorps.
July 24th, 2006
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roofl IT HAS MISSLES IN IT
July 24th, 2006
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Draining life from living creatures haha
July 24th, 2006
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lol, evil corporation mockery. 1
July 24th, 2006
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It looks kind of interesting, but how the hell can you draw power from an animal?
July 24th, 2006
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Survivaball FTW
July 24th, 2006
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5'd for ?
July 24th, 2006
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ftw, new fad.
July 24th, 2006
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what in the f*cking hell. win.
July 24th, 2006
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WHAT THE F***? HAHAHHA
July 24th, 2006
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LOL
July 24th, 2006
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this seems useful, lol wtf
July 24th, 2006
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I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not. But even if it wasen't the sheer idea and reduculousness of this thing is funny enough. 5'd! HAHA ANIMAL DRAINING POWER!
July 24th, 2006
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Is this for real?
July 24th, 2006
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July 24th, 2006
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July 24th, 2006
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July 24th, 2006
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
July 24th, 2006
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what up with the saound...FAIL
July 24th, 2006
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lol commenting to break chain
July 24th, 2006
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Akadjjoel, you only have one song for all your ytmnds... stfu
July 24th, 2006
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ur sound broke my ytmnds
July 24th, 2006
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Survivaball would be kickass. If it werent for smelly, dirty hippies (like the ones who made this parody) we would have an ACTUAL survivaball. f*ck HIPPIES!
July 24th, 2006
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OMG WE TOOK A HIT FROM THE SS EBAUMS!! YTMNDS ARE TAKING A SERIOUS LOSS OMG NOOOOOO
July 24th, 2006
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o_O?
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THE SONG PLAYING ON EVERY YTMND IS A COOKIE. DELETE YOUR COOKIES! IT WORKED FOR ME.
July 24th, 2006
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Upvote it NOW! DO IT!!
July 24th, 2006
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...
July 24th, 2006
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Draining life from an animal ftw.
July 24th, 2006
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I want one.
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Katamari time.
July 24th, 2006
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I noticed this device is similar to Samus's Morph ball... We may have a counter fad! O.o
July 25th, 2006
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lol
July 25th, 2006
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UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPVOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!
July 25th, 2006
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VOTE THE 5's My Children UPVOTE FOR GREAT JUSTICE
July 25th, 2006
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Yeah, any blight that isn't sharp.
July 25th, 2006
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I'd rather drain the life from the hippies that do this then the elk. Elk at least serve some sort of purpose in the ecosystem.
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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I can't beleive it's real...
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I am so f*cking bummed this is fake. I wanted so badly to believe it but I was on the website and noticed that the thing had an optional rocket launcher inside it, which didn't make any sense.
July 25th, 2006
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OMFG thats all I'm ever wearing.... ever...
July 25th, 2006
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That can't be real :D:D:D
July 25th, 2006
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stupid and stolen from the stupid. you're 4th generation stupid.
July 25th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 25th, 2006
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"stupid and stolen from the stupid. you're 4th generation stupid." No, he's 3rd generation stupid. Despite that, I will 5 it only because that made me laugh the first time I saw it (which was months ago)
July 25th, 2006
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:P
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I don't care if it's fake it's still amzing.
July 25th, 2006
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lol, the yes men
July 25th, 2006
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ROLFROLFROLFROLFROFLROFLROFLR
July 25th, 2006
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omfg..i need..one...NOW
July 25th, 2006
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http://www.halliburtoncontracts.com/about/
July 25th, 2006
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i don't understand this
July 25th, 2006
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I'll take seven!"That'll be 200,000 dollars." I said I'll take seven, as in I'm taking them!
July 25th, 2006
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needs more NEDM.
July 25th, 2006
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I want it so a bunch of them can join and make a gaint robot
July 25th, 2006
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I want four
July 25th, 2006
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It's Kabuto! This comment wins.
July 25th, 2006
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I WANT ONE!!!
July 25th, 2006
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freakin extreme
July 25th, 2006
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But can it survive NEDM fire?
July 25th, 2006
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dick cheney can already drain the energy from animals without the survivaball.
July 25th, 2006
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nice
July 25th, 2006
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Damn, i kind of it was real. But i had some doubts because i couldn't figure out how the hell it gathered energy from animals.
July 25th, 2006
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Wow if this is real I'm totally buying one, draining the life out of a completely calm Deer, then hovering around on some water claiming I'm Jesus, lol.
July 25th, 2006
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obvious fake, but reall they should make something like this. I'd buy one.
July 25th, 2006
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How the hell do they expect to not get in trouble for taking animal resources lol
July 25th, 2006
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I like this YTMND
July 25th, 2006
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oh my
July 25th, 2006
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holy f*ck halloween costume
July 25th, 2006
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WTF KINDA INVENTION IS THIS?!
July 25th, 2006
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Great
July 25th, 2006
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WHY IS THIS ON NSFW?
July 25th, 2006
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I don't need one of these! I'll be the one causing the carnage as I watch all you people in your little blue balls struggling for dominance in a newly anarchistic world! Enjoy.
July 25th, 2006
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http://survivaballweakness.ytmnd.com/ try to turn SurvivaBall into a fad~~
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The article about it is awesome too. I love this part in the beginning: "This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change," he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.
July 25th, 2006
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this cant be real, like i know they have the site showing it, but it must be a joke by them.....i mean wtf drain life? this isnt WoW
July 25th, 2006
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I have no idea how this got moved to YTMNSFW.
July 25th, 2006
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Dont blame me, I voted for the other work safe
July 25th, 2006
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That is so ghey, going from about 4th in top viewed to ytmnsfw because some dilweeds like to screw over other people
July 25th, 2006
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wtf is this nws?
July 25th, 2006
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wtf??
July 25th, 2006
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vote work safe.. this is really gay
July 25th, 2006
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It's NSFW because some of the mods are retarded.
July 25th, 2006
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well there isnt anything that constitutes nsfw, so it should be changed back to work safe
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This is totally WS.
July 25th, 2006
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who can get this fixed?
July 25th, 2006
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I think if everyone votes SFW maybe it goes back?
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It had me when it sucked the life out of the deer
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wtf, is this thing real?
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it is real. what the hell are these people thinking???
July 25th, 2006
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haha that things pretty badass
July 25th, 2006
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That is insane
July 25th, 2006
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this is real?
July 25th, 2006
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Survivaball! I need one!
July 25th, 2006
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that's deep
July 25th, 2006
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i want one!
July 25th, 2006
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WHERE DO I BUY ONE???
July 25th, 2006
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That made me lolx5 So you get a 5!
July 25th, 2006
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i want a survivaball!
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I WANT ONE!
July 25th, 2006
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I love this...this will change the world.
July 25th, 2006
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its an elaborate hoax, google haliburton survivaball and like the 3rd or fourth link down explains it.
July 25th, 2006
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I'm wearing one right now.
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HALLIBURTON LMAO
July 25th, 2006
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hahahahhahhaha, My father works for the H. I hope he gets one.
July 25th, 2006
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I do not get this in the least little bit.
July 25th, 2006
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APRIL FOOOOLS???
July 25th, 2006
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That sir, is why you are a dumbass.
July 25th, 2006
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LOL Cute.
July 25th, 2006
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dude, if it's the end of the world, and I see some rich bastard in one of those things, I'm just going to shoot them in the face and steal it.
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Halliburton has an awesome sense of humor.
July 25th, 2006
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XD wtf its real?
July 25th, 2006
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It's f*cking real!?!?
July 25th, 2006
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Lol, Halliburton
July 25th, 2006
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THis fo reals?
July 25th, 2006
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what if you land on your face, owned, 2 for poor execution
July 25th, 2006
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survivaball ftw
July 25th, 2006
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m'gonna get me one of these.
July 25th, 2006
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LOL WTF
July 25th, 2006
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dude i want one
July 25th, 2006
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Haliburton is run by crazy old men.
July 25th, 2006
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lol, perfect work maaaaannn hahaha :D
July 25th, 2006
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Amusing.
July 25th, 2006
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f*ck i want animal power
July 25th, 2006
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5
July 25th, 2006
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So, does the SurvivaBall protect you from random attack of NEDM?
July 25th, 2006
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i was gona 4 then lol, survivaball came up, then it was insta5
July 25th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 25th, 2006
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Awesome. Sell the idea.
July 25th, 2006
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lol! i want to drain deers
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stolen 1
July 25th, 2006
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Should I know wtf is going on?
July 25th, 2006
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the yes men ftw
July 25th, 2006
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Those look awesome already. I'd like one now.
July 25th, 2006
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I wish it was real. I want to draw power from living things dammit!
July 25th, 2006
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i smell fad
July 25th, 2006
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I smell fad.
July 25th, 2006
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How do you poop?
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NEDM can tear through this suit no problem D:
July 25th, 2006
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I'm still confused as to whether or not this is real or what. That pic at the end baffled me.
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ok im in
July 25th, 2006
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omg that poor moose
July 25th, 2006
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sh*t...
July 25th, 2006
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WTF? ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF? This is the most retarded thing I have EVER in my life seen. Drain the life from an animal? WTF?
July 25th, 2006
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I WANT THAT LIKE KIRK DOUGLAS WANTS SUNDAES!!!
July 25th, 2006
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is this like that phalic manager suit from the movie 'yes men'?
July 25th, 2006
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4 because you looped it into a Gif but did no editing
July 25th, 2006
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That looks fun!
July 25th, 2006
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And totally looks like ball is raping the elk.
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W...T...F!?
July 25th, 2006
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What the f*ck ?!?!? Is that thing for real?
July 25th, 2006
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fived for causing me to second guess myself as much to google for the real haliburton site
July 26th, 2006
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Bubble Boy?
July 26th, 2006
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haha, thnx to cwitz for telling me about this
July 27th, 2006
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I would pay hundredsd for one of those.
July 27th, 2006
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F-ing amazing.
July 27th, 2006
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You sir, have started the greatest fad ever. Thank you.
July 28th, 2006
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superbe
July 28th, 2006
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wtf XD
July 29th, 2006
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haha, the illustrations are awesome
July 30th, 2006
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How the hell do you drain the life from an animal?
July 31st, 2006
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rofl!
July 31st, 2006
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Sigh... I was going to commend whoever made this on their sense of humor, until I found out that it really exists. On that note, if you're in the ball, how do you switch out the "arm/rotor/sucker" things?
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.....*cough*...well...im speechless
August 1st, 2006
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IceBeam stole my comment!
August 1st, 2006
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^_^
August 1st, 2006
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i need one
August 2nd, 2006
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what happens when you land on your face?
August 7th, 2006
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I want one ! WIN !
August 8th, 2006
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uhh what shou;d i say? i should'nt read stuff b4 thingd haspperbhj
August 10th, 2006
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animal drainage!!
August 18th, 2006
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Wow.... I thought it was cosplay...now it's just wierd. I mean...does it need 6 arms?
August 19th, 2006
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Sadly they weren't designed to survive Cheney with a shotgun.
August 19th, 2006
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looks like fun! lol
August 31st, 2006
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;D
September 7th, 2006
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lol, wtf, why was this on their website??
September 9th, 2006
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weeeeeeeeeeeee!
September 11th, 2006
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hahaha
September 21st, 2006
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Epic win