Kirk Douglas Wants Oil In A Pan
Created on: July 18th, 2006
Kirk Douglas Wants Oil In A Pan
Lyrics: "Oil, high low, oi-oil. Oh I love oil. Oil, oh yum. Put oil, oil in a pan. Put oil in a pan-an. Put oil! Oh oh oh I. Put oil, put oil in a pan. Put oi-oil. Put oil! Oh oil in a pan."

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July 18th, 2006
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you can put it on the board......yes!!
July 19th, 2006
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So much effort.....hah.
July 19th, 2006
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I always did wonder what they were singing about in that one. And I will get that oil in a pan for you Kirk Douglas.
July 19th, 2006
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Omg, so random but i loved it
July 19th, 2006
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Its a stretch, and the verse really comes late, but I love Kirk Douglas and Enigma, it's like meant to be man.
July 19th, 2006
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Not quite Sundaes, but I must say, thumbs-up.
July 19th, 2006
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what a stretch, but a loved it!
July 19th, 2006
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f*ck downvoters man. this is better than half the sh*t with 4 ratings these days
July 19th, 2006
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Enigma ftw
July 19th, 2006
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WRONG!!!! KIRK DOUGLAS WANTS SUNDAES!!!
July 19th, 2006
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^idiot
July 19th, 2006
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^Lacks man-parts.
July 19th, 2006
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???
July 19th, 2006
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Eh... good, but not as goodas the original. And its copying a fad, so it loses points in originality.
July 19th, 2006
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I suggest adding a 'one-eye-twitch' like the original. other than that, great job!
July 19th, 2006
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yeah. . . definitely not what that person is saying
July 19th, 2006
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haha I always noticed more dewish stuff to this song. good work :D
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That made me happy, much like the sundae ytmnd
July 19th, 2006
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srry, not just hearing it
July 19th, 2006
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People find the stupidest reasons to downvote stuff. This is a fresh take on a familiar idea. It doesn't compete against the original, it enhances the original. I'd also like to read what Syncan thinks of this.
July 19th, 2006
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More of this originality please. If this becomes another fad I'll crash the server.
July 19th, 2006
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Okay, I've just seen the Sundae thing. I guess this isn't 100% original SO LET'S DROP THE BALL HERE PEOPLE! It's funny. Now leave it alone. Go do somethnig else.
July 20th, 2006
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I wholly agree with Ab00b00. He is very intelligent. And I do not say this because it was actually me accidentally signed in as someone else. Oh no. So yes his comments are 100% genius.
July 20th, 2006
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im sorry but you failed... i just didnt hear it at all and you stole the image (with the blinking eyes) of kirk douglas from another ytmnd. honestly, you dont deserve to be on the top 15 even though it is 3 in the morning.
July 20th, 2006
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mystifying...
July 20th, 2006
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lol s
July 20th, 2006
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He looks really... Old.
July 20th, 2006
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lol
July 20th, 2006
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not even f*cking close, are you tone deaf or just deaf-deaf?
July 20th, 2006
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I'm just not hearing anything remotely like the word "pan". Maybe if you tried different words.
July 20th, 2006
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July 20th, 2006
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5 for the rediculousness.
July 20th, 2006
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i can hear oil in pan wtf are you people talking about?
July 20th, 2006
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Not following you, sorry
July 20th, 2006
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lol firest, sundaes now, oil in pans this man is lossing it!!!
July 20th, 2006
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yea i mean, i wan sundaes. but this is good too, great knock off.
July 20th, 2006
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No.
July 20th, 2006
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i love this man
July 20th, 2006
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wth is going on here?
July 20th, 2006
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phuck, you rool!
July 20th, 2006
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5'd for song
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Fun idea, but I'm really not hearing it. I listened for a couple hours with my headphones on trying to pick out the bit about the pan. I'm hearing the oil, definitely, but nothing else you're basing this on.
July 20th, 2006
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ummm... no, not even close
July 20th, 2006
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..maybe we're hearing different songs.
July 20th, 2006
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Kind of a stretch.
July 20th, 2006
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i hear everything but "pan"... 3 for effort + kirk douglas being a scary mofo
July 20th, 2006
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PURE MOODS
July 20th, 2006
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HAHA NOT FUNNY
July 20th, 2006
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I'm not hearing "pan." Maybe he wants the oil to go to Ohio?
July 20th, 2006
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I don't get it
July 20th, 2006
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Great.
July 20th, 2006
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Sounds more like he wants to reduce America's dependence on foreign oil by drilling in Iowa and Ohio. Take THAT, Ayatollah!
July 20th, 2006
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brilliant
July 20th, 2006
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I don't hear it. It just souns like an old stoner babbling.
July 20th, 2006
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Sorry but I dont hear it.
July 20th, 2006
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How the f*ck did you hear that?
July 20th, 2006
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Oil in a -an. Gold.
July 20th, 2006
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Man, I looked forever and everywhere for the sacred spirit cd but the only place I can find it is online stores and /f*ck that/. Where am I going to get my native american tunes now?!
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owned
July 20th, 2006
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I have never liked the Kirk Douglas fad
July 20th, 2006
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Wow, I didn't expect top 15, not a bad thing to wake up in the morning to. I'm sorry for those that can't hear it, I've listened to it for so long that's all I hear, lyrics and all. And in case some of you think I stole Syncan's idea, I see this more as an homage to one of my favorite YTMND's ever. I wanted to make it a lot like the original, but yet completely different. Although, no one can beat the master.
July 20th, 2006
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so random, yet so necessary.
July 20th, 2006
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I don't hear it.
July 20th, 2006
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3'd because "sundaes" sounds like what he is supposed to be saying
July 20th, 2006
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you can put it on the board......yes!!
July 20th, 2006
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What an old. Great animation.
July 20th, 2006
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stretch.
July 20th, 2006
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Thata fantastic. lol, the song takes on completely new meaning.
July 20th, 2006
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Kirk Douglas is GODQ
July 20th, 2006
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i love kirk douglas
July 20th, 2006
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You suck! Ya jackass!
July 20th, 2006
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i cant even hear it!
July 20th, 2006
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sounds nothing like "oil in a pan..." YOU LOSE
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um. no
July 20th, 2006
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July 20th, 2006
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Nice sequel.
July 20th, 2006
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nice
July 20th, 2006
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I just want to know, how did Kirk Douglas get associated with all these Indian songs?
July 20th, 2006
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lol.. not as good as original but still GREAT. in the original, i liked how K. Douglas's eyes occasionally went in different directions.....
July 20th, 2006
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also sundaes.
July 20th, 2006
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you and syncan are f*cked up... but I love it.
July 20th, 2006
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lol i remember the commercial that song was in.
July 20th, 2006
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yeah how bout u not go on living
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I love Return to Innocence, but I always felt the Indian chanting f'ed it up... for reasons like this.
July 20th, 2006
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This is dumb so many levels, that there are even more extra levels that you can only reach by beating it on the hardest difficulty setting.
July 20th, 2006
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haha, someone needs to do this with a picture of Bush Senior
July 20th, 2006
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pales in comparison to sundaes, but good animation
July 20th, 2006
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hahah the shifty eyes are pretty sweet
July 20th, 2006
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Could you f*cking suck at this anymore?
July 20th, 2006
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the blinking eyes scare me
July 20th, 2006
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i totally hear "pan" u guys r dumb
July 20th, 2006
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3 for Enigma and Kirk Douglas. Those lyrics are just to far a stretch for Return to innocence though.
July 20th, 2006
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not hearing it, sorry
July 20th, 2006
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not hearing it either... this is way too forced
July 20th, 2006
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I think it's a fantastic homage. Like you, I loved "Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes." Using "Return To Innocence" in this manner is not only creative, but extremely humourous. Even though you aren't the "Sundaes" creator, I think this is an exceptional follow-up. Incidentally, I can hear "pan" clearly. Of course, one has to listen to the song for over 10 seconds to hear the "pan" part, and that's twice the attention span of many YTMNDers. :)
July 20th, 2006
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WRONG! Doesn't sound like that at all. And its too much like this http://ohiwantsundaes.ytmnd.com/ except this one doesn't work.
July 20th, 2006
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sorry,but im barely hearing "oil in a pan". and the singing is actually a Taiwainese drinking song. i thought youd like to know that little fact.
July 20th, 2006
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This is brilliant. If it was done by Syncan, you'd all love it. Admit it. I can totally make out the lyrics, honestly a whole lot better than the Sundae lyrics. Although the original is better, this is still an excellent sequel. You're not really supposed to clearly hear what he says, that's the joke. I won't even go into why that is. "Oil, oh yum." Classic!
July 20th, 2006
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Good job. =D
July 20th, 2006
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I hate you. this sucks monkey ass. That doesn't sound a bit like what he's f*cking saying.
July 20th, 2006
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July 20th, 2006
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5 for j00
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That is the song dorky chicks lose there virginity to if a girl ever puts that on while you are getting busy leave imediatly or you will get stalked. WORST SONG EVER
July 20th, 2006
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I like.
July 20th, 2006
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what the hell
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i can't hear it... oil song=1 me=0
July 20th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 20th, 2006
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His eyes looks oily
July 20th, 2006
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Not even close to hearing it...
July 20th, 2006
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I can't say that I hear any of the "L" or "P" consonants. I just hear "OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo" and that's about it. But at least it's not crap like most of the other stuff on the top 15.
July 20th, 2006
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I love you Spartacus.
July 20th, 2006
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Kirk Douglas blinks a lot.
July 20th, 2006
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...
July 20th, 2006
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This doesn't even sound like him saying "oil" or "pan" or anything remotely similar to "oil" or "pan".
July 20th, 2006
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Syncan's "Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes" worked, this does not.
July 20th, 2006
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how the hell does this make it onto the top 15?
July 20th, 2006
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Sorry, not following where Kirk Douglas comes into play.
July 20th, 2006
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Would have worked if it was a screamer.
July 20th, 2006
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All of this positive feedback is so overwhelming, I don't know how much more I can take.....
July 20th, 2006
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i don't hear it as easily as i hear "oh i want sundaes!"
July 20th, 2006
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I can hear it... all these other people are just retards.
July 20th, 2006
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cant really see those words in that music, but I like the kirk douglas sites so I give a 3.
July 20th, 2006
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I don't hear it.
July 24th, 2006
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5'd for getting that annoying song stuck in my head!
July 24th, 2006
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i don't get how no one can hear it. It totally sounds like "oil in a pan" after the initial IYAIYAAAA OHH YAI YAI YAIYA OHHH AAHHHH OIL IN A PAN, OIL IN A PAN... listen carefully. you'll hear it.
August 16th, 2006
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Punch the (Taiwanese aboriginal) keys for god's sake. Also c*cks.
August 24th, 2006
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gay
August 26th, 2006
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Yes, he is quite happy. Thanks for noticing.
September 5th, 2006
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I did not hear it, but +2 for kirk douglas and +2 for the floating pan!