[Full] United States of Telemarketing Calls

Created on: July 17th, 2006

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telemarketingsongcomplete.ytmnd.com

Description:

"My United States of Telemarketing Calls" by me, this time I did the entire song. Special thanks to Sephiroth112688 for the original (crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com) and Liam Lynch for his song "United States of Whatever".

Foreground Origin:

GIS

Sound Origin:

crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com + United States of Whatever (Liam Ly

Keywords:

united states of whatever

telemarketing

liam lynch

crazy

what would you do for a klondike bar

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Vote metrics:

rating	total votes	favorites	comments
(4.22)	491	59	87

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Inbound links:

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42	https://www.bing.com
5	http://www.google.com.hk
3	http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/
3	http://216.18.188.175:80
3	https://l.facebook.com/

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ac6517

July 17th, 2006

8:36:10 PM CDT

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even better than the original

Scissorfight

July 17th, 2006

8:40:24 PM CDT

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-1 for rubbish lazy chorus, but you get that star back for the image. Well done!

abcdefg

July 17th, 2006

8:43:20 PM CDT

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This comment is ten words long but worth the read!

MeatwadPwnsYou

July 17th, 2006

8:44:18 PM CDT

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5 for TightenUpTheGraphics

TheLeapist

July 17th, 2006

8:46:13 PM CDT

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i like

ac6517

July 17th, 2006

8:48:21 PM CDT

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lolol probably very true, that would explain lots of things

No-Limmits

July 17th, 2006

9:42:07 PM CDT

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Well done.

ryfael

July 17th, 2006

10:34:35 PM CDT

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EVEN BETTER

TehFluff

July 17th, 2006

11:45:59 PM CDT

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5'd 5'd 5'd. I'd 10 it if I could I've listened to it at least 5 times and I still want more!

Switchblade

July 18th, 2006

1:18:00 AM CDT

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fav'd!

erikf4

July 18th, 2006

1:31:08 AM CDT

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The united states of tighten up the graphics is better. But this was fun.

J-Triumf

July 18th, 2006

1:38:26 AM CDT

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Right on.

Low-Down

July 18th, 2006

1:43:12 AM CDT

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5'd for the hundreds of women being gangraped by telemarketers.

felinoid

July 18th, 2006

1:45:41 AM CDT

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Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape

timmyt

July 18th, 2006

2:01:57 AM CDT

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I 5'd the short version so I have no where else to go... I'm sorry :,(

ytmnd4eva

July 18th, 2006

2:30:21 AM CDT

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really funny! lol

caseman

July 18th, 2006

3:15:51 AM CDT

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I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy. Very surprising. Anyways, nicely done. :)

Draqz

July 18th, 2006

3:49:38 AM CDT

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you win

Velouria

July 18th, 2006

3:51:53 AM CDT

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I need a link to this song, I swear to god it could make millions.

st00pid-n00b

July 18th, 2006

3:55:35 AM CDT

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united states of cloudsong was the pinnacle of this fad.

Velouria

July 18th, 2006

3:58:02 AM CDT

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Guess what? No.

DetatchablePenis

July 18th, 2006

4:20:04 AM CDT

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lmao

BaftA

July 18th, 2006

4:21:27 AM CDT

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Much, MUCH better :-)

GaryD

July 18th, 2006

4:42:11 AM CDT

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yesssss

pussinboots

July 18th, 2006

4:47:37 AM CDT

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i usually give these Telemarket remakes what they deserve 2 and below, but this was catchy...

thelehmanlip

July 18th, 2006

5:16:36 AM CDT

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hahaha... this is one of those where i really wish i could vote more than one 5

Big-Money

July 18th, 2006

5:39:40 AM CDT

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5 for united states

Bupo

July 18th, 2006

5:43:42 AM CDT

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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

jbk1981

July 18th, 2006

5:51:04 AM CDT

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lol

WorstAdEver

July 18th, 2006

5:55:59 AM CDT

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lol, perfect edit. 5'd.

Jesusv20wnsj00

July 18th, 2006

6:01:27 AM CDT

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5 for name.

wrhsouth

July 18th, 2006

6:21:27 AM CDT

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I hope the bitch died after the call.

TheBigDawg

July 18th, 2006

6:38:31 AM CDT

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"2006-07-18 01:45:41 felinoid 5 stars Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape" Mmm, lesbian gangrape...

Asgard01

July 18th, 2006

7:05:44 AM CDT

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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Faunis

July 18th, 2006

7:11:20 AM CDT

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Ab. So. Lute. Win.

Superganja23

July 18th, 2006

7:50:56 AM CDT

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CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF CHRISTIAN MAGIC!

Metal-Slug

July 18th, 2006

7:53:28 AM CDT

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YESSSSSSSS

silenoz

July 18th, 2006

7:56:41 AM CDT

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It kind of sucks, to be honest. There are a lot funnier quotes you missed.

cricketycro

July 18th, 2006

8:07:44 AM CDT

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absolutely amazing

July 18th, 2006

(0)

July 18th, 2006

(0)

ROFL@ appendix... ok.

yourmomsface

July 18th, 2006

9:21:41 AM CDT

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Even with all the rad remixes ytmnd has it's still funnyer sometimes to do a really choppy one like this

romeo6-4

July 18th, 2006

9:25:02 AM CDT

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gangrape!

GregGumballs

July 18th, 2006

9:29:18 AM CDT

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damn, excellent work son.

schooldrop

July 18th, 2006

9:34:46 AM CDT

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Best of the telemarketing spin-offs. Beautiful.

MrApgar

July 18th, 2006

9:37:33 AM CDT

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coludl have been done better

heeroyuy135

July 18th, 2006

9:58:04 AM CDT

(0)

5'd

xBlackHeartValentine

July 18th, 2006

10:02:27 AM CDT

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you called meh numbah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't hear no click.

m0r94n

July 18th, 2006

10:04:53 AM CDT

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Brilliant

alcegi

July 18th, 2006

10:19:01 AM CDT

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better than the first one

zavan

July 18th, 2006

10:29:36 AM CDT

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You are worse than anything were fighting in Iraq.

Waka

July 18th, 2006

10:34:10 AM CDT

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ytmnd soundtrack vol 12 here you come!

yuumeko

July 18th, 2006

10:58:39 AM CDT

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"You are worse than anything we are fighting in Iraq!" -- "I don't mind, ma'am." WINS FOR ALEX!

Refractor

July 18th, 2006

11:19:12 AM CDT

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LOL, nice edit!

LupinTheThird

July 18th, 2006

11:28:33 AM CDT

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I'd 5 this for a klondkie bar

HockeyUSA27

July 18th, 2006

11:39:51 AM CDT

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freakin WIN

robtastic84

July 18th, 2006

11:46:50 AM CDT

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5 star for awesomeness

TightenUpTheGraphics

July 18th, 2006

12:57:12 PM CDT

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"I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy" After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD

July 18th, 2006

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July 18th, 2006

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I like, even if I don't like the original that much.

ColdStone

July 18th, 2006

3:27:26 PM CDT

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"After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD" Exactly. The thing is a gold mine of quotes.

JasonFrost

July 18th, 2006

3:33:40 PM CDT

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superbe

FreemanNate

July 18th, 2006

6:56:46 PM CDT

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5'd for pause after "it doesn't bother me, ma'am."

ToastiestToasty

July 18th, 2006

7:53:44 PM CDT

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I hope they play this song in court one day.

father-superior

July 19th, 2006

1:04:49 PM CDT

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damn I was about to upload the very same thing until I saw this T_T

enigma11

July 20th, 2006

4:32:50 PM CDT

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win. "Okay..." was the best.

July 25th, 2006

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July 27th, 2006

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very well put together, i comedic timing is nice.

Cwitz

July 28th, 2006

7:42:04 AM CDT

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I heard a click.

strangurdangurr

July 29th, 2006

12:43:35 PM CDT

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Haha, this is great. unfortunately every time i hear that lady's voice i want to shove a bee's nest down her throat

HallwayNinja

July 31st, 2006

10:18:27 AM CDT

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This was better than slice bread! You win!

TimeTravelingEchidna

August 1st, 2006

12:24:37 AM CDT

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Won.

Sav

August 1st, 2006

10:21:18 AM CDT

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nice

ryfael

August 7th, 2006

9:50:19 PM CDT

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Well Played. I just hope they play this tape in court someday.

Mson

August 11th, 2006

12:35:54 PM CDT

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if you put a site with just the normal song, and any picture, i would 5 it as well... please do =)

Ramen78

August 12th, 2006

12:20:35 AM CDT

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Great work. This is one of the few United States parodies that make sense with the lyrics and sound clips.

tuxedobob

August 14th, 2006

4:25:27 PM CDT

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Too bad you couldn't fit more hightlights in, but this was good.

IAmTheWalrus212

September 2nd, 2006

4:51:46 PM CDT

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I logged on for the first time in a while to give this a 5. U win :)

humbajoe

September 4th, 2006

12:53:11 PM CDT

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fantastic haha

panterra8905

September 14th, 2006

7:12:11 PM CDT

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OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. One of the best ytmnd's ever! You win!

Tyler2k

September 20th, 2006

8:55:02 PM CDT

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"...I had a rupture cause telemarketing calls, and I was like, okay" too bad it took so long to get good, I'm sure that turned alot of people off this site

October 21st, 2006

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November 29th, 2006

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1'd bitch

clydefr0g

January 25th, 2007

10:52:34 AM CST

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^f*ggot

LoadMan

February 11th, 2007

12:17:43 AM CST

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Wow - u say that sites considered great are "random"; I disagree - this is original and it clearly took some effort and creativity to put together to sound as good as it does. 5.

whitefangv

June 16th, 2007

1:16:35 AM CDT

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So awesome.

DarthWang

January 4th, 2009

11:23:28 AM CST

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