Crazy telemarketer call
Created on: July 15th, 2006
To clear up alot of questions of how I got this clip. My friend posted this clip on Livejournal on the 6th of July
I don't know who she is, or her number sadly. However I have informed my friend about the success and he is passing the word to Alex's brot
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pft. As a former Telemarketer, there's three things you should keep in mind before you pick a fight with us: One, we're totally primed to piss you off after practicing verbal judo with other jerks for HOURS before we called you. Two, aslong as we've got you on the phone, the boss thinks we're working. Three, we have SO MUCH info on you- if you're a big enough jerk, well just go to some shabby *ss capture website and add your phone number and address to more lists.
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Most jobs like that track your sales per call and expect you to sell 33% of the calls you make (or some obscene number like that).
So when you work in a job like that, you WANT to make your calls as long as humanly possible, so a handful of sales gets you through the day.
Plus, when I was selling shit, I LOVED those kinds of calls. They're a break in the monotony... and I trolled the shit out of them. Your bosses stop caring if you fuck with them, after a certain point.
Ha- I once had a guy talk about fucking me in the ass. Like, literally. He called ME just to look for dudes. By the end of the conversation, I had gotten him to tell me his address, name and phone number and was reading him the signup information for the sale before HE hung up. Cracked me up.
So when you work in a job like that, you WANT to make your calls as long as humanly possible, so a handful of sales gets you through the day.
Plus, when I was selling shit, I LOVED those kinds of calls. They're a break in the monotony... and I trolled the shit out of them. Your bosses stop caring if you fuck with them, after a certain point.
Ha- I once had a guy talk about fucking me in the ass. Like, literally. He called ME just to look for dudes. By the end of the conversation, I had gotten him to tell me his address, name and phone number and was reading him the signup information for the sale before HE hung up. Cracked me up.
Yeah, I know. The best part was when he was talking about how he could just wait for the pause to find out whether or not it was a telemarketer calling him, and she went all quiet for a moment before going back to her retardation...I bet whatever organization she's part of will disown her for being a nasty crazy bitch.
Jesus Christ. Simple solution to telemarketers. If you say you're not interested and they won't listen to you, hang up. Or better yet...call-f*cking-display. What a dumb bitch. She needs to have a coronary in some other spasm. Aw f*ck it, somebody needs to kill her. Mercy killing. Anyways, this guy pwnt her. 5'd.
Let's see so should hates telemarketers because they "murdered" and "raped" people without knowing it and now she wants to willingly "murder" and "rape" them with telemarketing calls, if they did cause the deaths of people WITHOUT knowing it she is worse because she WANTS that to happen to them, let's see so she's like "A few people died because of this so now 1000's of you will too".
If she has a family, children and all, I find it very poor parenting on her part. Screaming and swearing to a regular joe telemarketer guy just trying to make an honest living makes me sick, especially conisdering how patient he was, even more so if her children might need something like, I dunno, a loving mother and not a psycho sue-get-rich bitch.
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