Crazy telemarketer call
Created on: July 15th, 2006
Crazy telemarketer call
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To clear up alot of questions of how I got this clip. My friend posted this clip on Livejournal on the 6th of July I don't know who she is, or her number sadly. However I have informed my friend about the success and he is passing the word to Alex's brot
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Crazyswordsman
July 22nd, 2006
6:33:03 AM CDT
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I honestly don't care if EBaum stole from you or not. He stole from SOMEONE, either you or LJ, and it doesn't matter who. The fact that he stole it in the first place is wrong. -CSM
ilvryk
July 22nd, 2006
7:22:14 AM CDT
(0)
I'm going to let my phone ring in her honor.
mr-americantaco
July 22nd, 2006
7:24:47 AM CDT
(0)
"My girlfriend was gang raped because her answering machine was full!"
chim
July 22nd, 2006
7:39:46 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!l!
Ramen78
July 22nd, 2006
9:08:45 AM CDT
(0)
It is amazing how you can get a high rating with such small effort.
DentalPlan
July 22nd, 2006
9:20:38 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd hard, thanks.
Thundergod989
July 22nd, 2006
10:41:54 AM CDT
(0)
ahbhahahaahhh what the f*ck LOLOL WHAT THE f*ck MAN JESUS f*ckING CHRIST what the f*ck LOLOL man this is god damned hillarious hahahaha man this is the best sh*t i've heard in a while.
lordfirefox
July 22nd, 2006
11:56:27 AM CDT
(0)
Gee, she USED to be an EMT? I wonder why she's not anymore?
thelurchster
July 22nd, 2006
12:09:06 PM CDT
(0)
I never LOLed SO much at BOTH the site and the comments, all you guys rock.
TheStormrider
July 22nd, 2006
12:49:34 PM CDT
(0)
Nice.
Than
July 22nd, 2006
1:44:15 PM CDT
(0)
fav for making something ebaums would steal
TweeterMan
July 22nd, 2006
1:55:35 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome YTMND. Too bad it was eBaum'd. Douche bag.
Unsure
July 22nd, 2006
2:03:21 PM CDT
(0)
What the f*ck
DarkRevenge
July 22nd, 2006
2:11:42 PM CDT
(0)
Dont downvote because you hate telemarketers, it doesn't make this any less hillarious xD
H2Ru
July 22nd, 2006
3:31:25 PM CDT
(0)
HES A RAPIST!!! Hahaha, this was hilarious. 5'd to counter the rare downvoter.
PEACHPANIC
July 22nd, 2006
5:17:13 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap. Sounds like my mom.
DeadHorn
July 22nd, 2006
5:22:13 PM CDT
(0)
ace
ReallyBigFrog
July 22nd, 2006
5:44:49 PM CDT
(0)
YOU ARE A RAPIST
qxan
July 22nd, 2006
5:47:46 PM CDT
(0)
This is amazing
tripleOG
July 22nd, 2006
5:56:15 PM CDT
(0)
the rapist part was only thing funny. other than that, there goes 8 minutes of my life. i want them back.
csartanis
July 22nd, 2006
6:43:15 PM CDT
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"i heard a click!!!!!!" "ok?"
vookap
July 22nd, 2006
8:19:26 PM CDT
(0)
I'm the one who raped her. She was awesome.
waynebradypimping
July 22nd, 2006
8:54:06 PM CDT
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shes seems loony, but i hate telemarketers probably just as much as she does.
spamcritic
July 22nd, 2006
9:16:14 PM CDT
(0)
it doesnt take a psychiatrist to diagnose this woman as insane
JackSwearegen
July 22nd, 2006
9:29:34 PM CDT
(0)
As much as I hate telemarketers, that was funny as hell.
iamscr3amo
July 22nd, 2006
9:50:34 PM CDT
(0)
KtuluCJ77
July 22nd, 2006
10:18:24 PM CDT
(0)
Not as good as the cloudsong thing but still hilarious
DeanMclure
July 22nd, 2006
10:23:10 PM CDT
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oh my god, that was histerical. I hate telemarketers, but I applaud him for this.
theoriginalbilis
July 22nd, 2006
10:34:51 PM CDT
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I'm not a huge fan of telemarketers, but everyone's gotta work. I applaud this man for actually staying on the line to see what this b**ch said next. Heh...
cidsa
July 23rd, 2006
1:21:30 AM CDT
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This is funny. Telemarketers are annoying, but it's easy to not pick up (caller id) or hang up. Crazy lady is hilarious though.
nymo
July 23rd, 2006
4:48:21 AM CDT
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My, God.. Now I Feel Sorry For Telemarketers.. Next Time A Telemarketer Calls, I'll Personally Thank Them For Going Through sh*t Like This Every Day.. Doesn't The Guy Ironically Sound Like The Guy From The AOL Customer Service Line Thing?
Vector
July 23rd, 2006
5:12:24 AM CDT
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better than the scientology sh*t on #1... so 5'd
firekraken
July 23rd, 2006
7:02:35 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO, telemarketers do suck, but just f*ckin hang up the phone...
Liton
July 23rd, 2006
7:45:32 AM CDT
(0)
someone's PMSing
funyums
July 23rd, 2006
8:07:08 AM CDT
(0)
That's what's out there. Poor quality audio, so 4'd.
Throgan
July 23rd, 2006
8:57:07 AM CDT
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I apologize for missing the humor of posting an 8-minute long rant on a calm telemarketer. It didn't need to be 8 min since so much is repetition, and aside from the crazy woman there's really nothing funny in it. =\
Cronos69
July 23rd, 2006
10:22:18 AM CDT
(0)
lol, medication
FuzzyDuck
July 23rd, 2006
10:26:38 AM CDT
(0)
That ENT line is great.
Nezmith
July 23rd, 2006
10:46:03 AM CDT
(0)
Logged in to 5 this. Someone needs to get this woman's phone number... I just have to talk to her... I just have to.
Adfest
July 23rd, 2006
11:10:12 AM CDT
(0)
Everyone dial random numbers till someone gets her on the phone!
clockspidersbrotheri
July 23rd, 2006
12:08:28 PM CDT
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Geez....seems to be the mother of the cloudsong kid. Either way, something's gotta be done about Ebaum raiding your ytmnd. Good work, my friend!
Cwitz
July 23rd, 2006
12:23:54 PM CDT
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YOU CALLED MY NUMBER!!!! WWOOOLLEEEAHHHHH!!!! YOU SON OF A MOTHER f*ckER!!!!
Cwitz
July 23rd, 2006
12:26:23 PM CDT
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STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS STOLEN BY EBAUMS ST
BLT
July 23rd, 2006
1:52:17 PM CDT
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XD. The telemarketer is so funny. "Yeah, sure. Okay."
Connor
July 23rd, 2006
3:33:24 PM CDT
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The woman behind there needs therapy.
Connor
July 23rd, 2006
3:35:24 PM CDT
(0)
... Stolen by e-baums...? Here comes another all-out war against e-baums... lol.
royaljared
July 23rd, 2006
5:28:40 PM CDT
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
hanoko
July 23rd, 2006
5:30:15 PM CDT
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GARGAAAHLS! SLACKICKS!
Gafaddict
July 23rd, 2006
5:49:13 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus christ monkeyballs lol.
bioweapon
July 23rd, 2006
5:50:51 PM CDT
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This makes me want to be a telemarketer
SafetyElephant
July 23rd, 2006
6:54:46 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG TERRORIST, lol
Sephiroph
July 23rd, 2006
7:26:09 PM CDT
(0)
also telemarketers.
butts
July 23rd, 2006
7:32:01 PM CDT
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Pretty funny. Stuff like this isn't really my cup of tea. But she is damn crazy, that's for sure. Kudos especially since I heard this clip on the radio this evening, the station being 94.3 KILO in Colorado. Except they said they got it from EBAUMS, the bastards.
GeneralFatman
July 23rd, 2006
7:40:52 PM CDT
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"You just let the phone ring? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" That is the most insane person on this planet.
strongbad20212000
July 23rd, 2006
8:41:51 PM CDT
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I wish i had that job...
dondrei
July 23rd, 2006
9:17:14 PM CDT
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Annoying phone calls are definitely much worse than being gang-raped, or being a victim of Saddam Hussein's regime.
hardcoredkrider
July 23rd, 2006
10:40:50 PM CDT
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go away forever and never return please?
SABlingBling
July 23rd, 2006
11:32:14 PM CDT
(0)
GJ EBAUMS STOLE IT GOOD FOR YOU!
johnnydoe
July 23rd, 2006
11:46:46 PM CDT
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I like how her ninja vigilante organization is so powerful that she has to call and ask to obtain the last name of a telemarketer. PS This gets funnier every time I listen to it.
popad
July 24th, 2006
12:19:36 AM CDT
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f*cking housewives
Xalisae
July 24th, 2006
12:34:49 AM CDT
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lol @ other peoples' insanity.
LostPuppy
July 24th, 2006
12:37:50 AM CDT
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OMG what a psycho. XD This is a fav totally. Kinda reminds me of the god warrior fad. "YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN?!?!"
Jimmie
July 24th, 2006
5:34:34 AM CDT
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This is fantastic!
collinscfc
July 24th, 2006
7:50:28 AM CDT
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What state prosecutes telemarketers as rapists? rofl. This woman is a psycho-out-of-touch-with reality-leftist. Check out the last comment about how he's a terrorist and worst than what we are fighting in Iraq. I'd use this poor bitch to sweep for IEDs.
overshottoast
July 24th, 2006
10:30:38 AM CDT
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You're a killer!!! die!!! i loves it, 5'd and fav'd
robh
July 24th, 2006
10:53:43 AM CDT
(0)
I would have no problem hitting that woman
GodRMK
July 24th, 2006
11:57:02 AM CDT
(0)
How to deal with telemarketers: http://arnoldpwnztelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
Kossur5
July 24th, 2006
12:30:43 PM CDT
(0)
XD!! LOL! BEST.SITE.EVER
Cwitz
July 24th, 2006
1:09:28 PM CDT
(0)
How to properly enjoy this: open like 15 or 20 windows of it simultaneously.
ernasty10050
July 24th, 2006
1:28:29 PM CDT
(0)
actually Cwiz it's not that great
jxor
July 24th, 2006
1:37:56 PM CDT
(0)
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool i like how she gasps everytime
Jane717
July 24th, 2006
1:40:49 PM CDT
(0)
TERRORISTS WIN.
jxor
July 24th, 2006
1:41:01 PM CDT
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LOLOL...I agree with using this woman as a sweeper for IEDs or a human shield in iraq... i love the telemarketer...he's playing it SOO COOL
cheeez
July 24th, 2006
2:00:48 PM CDT
(0)
She says Nazi 3 times at the end. This was incredible.
FlamingTP
July 24th, 2006
2:23:43 PM CDT
(0)
I work in customerservice and this is hilarious, people call me though, not the other way around.
mastergrimreaper888
July 24th, 2006
2:28:11 PM CDT
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i want to beat that ladies breain in with a bat, then throw her body to wolves, and burn whats left. thats how annoying she is, sure, imess with telemarketers, but all i do is act like a crazy person, i dont insult them, just scare them a bit. kinda fun really :) must be a tough job though
GreatBriton
July 24th, 2006
3:02:57 PM CDT
(0)
original audio by itself is great, but this is hilarious, i love it
AngryCat
July 24th, 2006
3:32:07 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!! she sounded like cartmans mom from south park!
REGomega
July 24th, 2006
3:46:29 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh:t!
SoberIrishman
July 24th, 2006
4:05:50 PM CDT
(0)
I love her shocking gasp
allamerican
July 24th, 2006
5:51:48 PM CDT
(0)
I'm supprised he didn't laugh for all that time.
gman62191
July 24th, 2006
6:14:31 PM CDT
(0)
HUUUAAAAHHHHH
HarryTheTerry
July 24th, 2006
7:36:19 PM CDT
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"i was just abused. i can call you any swear name....we will find out who all your female relatives are....your taxes will be audited!"
ReallyBigFrog
July 24th, 2006
8:48:17 PM CDT
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"A rapist? Thats a pretty harsh accusation!" I loled @ this. To bad ebaums bitch *ss had to steal it. BTW you can still register for his forums and spam it up with www.kproxy.com His crappy little block doesn't pick it up as a blacklisted proxy or anything :-D
ENomine
July 24th, 2006
9:56:43 PM CDT
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Wow, she called him a terrorist, a racist, a rapeist, f*cking hilarious!!!!
lawlzorz
July 25th, 2006
12:22:07 AM CDT
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Oh my God. I think that's my crazy aunt who's not related to my family. Oh my god.
lawlzorz
July 25th, 2006
12:24:25 AM CDT
(0)
AUDITS! SCIENTOLOGY!?
emiliod
July 25th, 2006
4:08:57 AM CDT
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THIS GOT ON EBAUMSWORLD! :( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/crazy-lady-vs-telemarketer.html
c0ntagi0us
July 25th, 2006
4:47:01 AM CDT
(0)
YOU ARE A NASTY HUMAN BEING
Kayt
July 25th, 2006
6:32:33 AM CDT
(0)
So Good, eBaumsworld just stole it! :P
xXGogetaXx
July 25th, 2006
7:26:54 AM CDT
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Wait, so did we right? "PEOPLE DIEIEIEIEIE"
ralleballe
July 25th, 2006
7:52:21 AM CDT
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I think she's the mother of cloudsong boy.
universaladdress
July 25th, 2006
8:40:38 AM CDT
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"sunovabitchsunovabitchsunovabitch. . . i've got to get a calm down. . ."
universaladdress
July 25th, 2006
8:44:48 AM CDT
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"life destroyer" and "nasty" repeated over and over with all the gratuitous political stuff and the belief that telemarketing has given her various wounds and diseases seems to indicate paranoia schizophrenia.
Skat64er
July 25th, 2006
10:22:55 AM CDT
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ahaha wow what a psycho, she acts like every time a telemarketer calls someone dies, i mean comon its a minor annoyance at the most
sexymofo
July 25th, 2006
11:16:36 AM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
spidertard
July 25th, 2006
12:47:43 PM CDT
(0)
YOU SON OF A MOTHER FU...
ninian947
July 25th, 2006
1:53:13 PM CDT
(0)
Hmm, rapest becuase hes a telemarketer. Yea. 5'd and fav :D
podop
July 25th, 2006
1:56:40 PM CDT
(0)
i hope she dies
Mr-Cupcakes
July 25th, 2006
5:32:19 PM CDT
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"You're a hater, you're a murderer, you're a life destroyer!!! ......*sniffle* TT^TT" Armitage, I share your pain O.Q
iotakappaphi
July 25th, 2006
6:08:44 PM CDT
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this lady is a bit scary. I'm only a little bit in, but she really thinks the police will arrest him? And she thinks this is a felony?
mattman8
July 25th, 2006
8:15:11 PM CDT
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"DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK?!! YEP!! I HEARD IT!!"
mckickflip
July 25th, 2006
8:20:53 PM CDT
(0)
poor poor guy
DrPeppers
July 25th, 2006
10:37:55 PM CDT
(0)
crazy people make the world go round
dookiehat
July 26th, 2006
12:37:56 AM CDT
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damn dude that bitch is out of her f*cking mind. He's a rapist? Wtf hahaha what a crazy bitch
DukeOfYork
July 26th, 2006
12:40:06 AM CDT
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hahahaha what a crazy bitch. she needs to chill its just a f*cking telemarketer
VasTheStm
July 26th, 2006
6:11:57 AM CDT
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I heard A click!
Jakelio
July 26th, 2006
7:11:57 AM CDT
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The police are READY.
g377h3l3d0u7
July 26th, 2006
7:23:28 AM CDT
(0)
ok, really, gtfo of the front page
Bohab
July 26th, 2006
8:51:42 AM CDT
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telemarketing is serious business...
n0tj0sh33
July 26th, 2006
12:26:29 PM CDT
(0)
Alex wins.
GallonOfBlood
July 26th, 2006
5:15:31 PM CDT
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This lady did meth and all she got was crazy. Great job!
thegaydude
July 26th, 2006
5:27:28 PM CDT
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I dont think eny one downvoted this mabe the world is changing for the better? ^_^ ...wait i take that back "zaz" did but hes sucking eric's cock so w/e
cray-jay
July 26th, 2006
6:36:56 PM CDT
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oh no!! my appendix!!! NO WAI
OldMeme
July 26th, 2006
7:23:01 PM CDT
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Hey, way to be an insensetive jerk. I really was gang-raped by telemarketers a couple years back. It's sh*t like this that really stings. Go to hell Alex.
ThePrincessZelda
July 27th, 2006
11:24:39 AM CDT
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That bitch needs to get kicked in the c*nt cuz her period's a flowin'!
ThePrincessZelda
July 27th, 2006
11:25:57 AM CDT
(0)
oops! didn't vote! Alex sounds hot ;P
Pyrosity
July 27th, 2006
7:17:58 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. F*cking hell.
KairuHakubi
July 27th, 2006
7:18:37 PM CDT
(0)
This ruptured my appendix. Awesome.
Illusion-Bomb
July 27th, 2006
8:46:48 PM CDT
(0)
YOU ARE A RAPIST! ...rapist?
Username550
July 28th, 2006
1:12:49 AM CDT
(0)
haha
scarletytmnd
July 28th, 2006
8:21:02 AM CDT
(0)
Goes on way too long...
karate-kid
July 28th, 2006
10:59:39 AM CDT
(0)
wow, did he call an insane asylum?
Koopaking
July 28th, 2006
2:47:27 PM CDT
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"Anyone Else wanna find that lady and give her the following line "Disconnect your phone you stupid bitch."?" - I'm with you all the way, Dariusz2k. Also, as usual, eBaum stole this YTMND.
worldcrafter
July 28th, 2006
5:09:41 PM CDT
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In the voice of Chris Tucker "You one craaaaaaaaazy *ss bitch!"
slikkwon
July 29th, 2006
12:50:42 AM CDT
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obvious case of possession...
TheCrook
July 29th, 2006
7:39:35 AM CDT
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Lol, she is funny as hell. And remember kids, calling peoples houses makes you a RAPIST.
Mettalikman873
July 29th, 2006
8:59:16 AM CDT
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"Your wife will leave you!" "I'm not married." OWN3D
contra9
July 29th, 2006
1:49:09 PM CDT
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If I was the telemarketer, it wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds. She implied she was recording the call. I would have asked; without my concent they cannot do that; I can hang up.
whatistaconazi
July 29th, 2006
2:17:21 PM CDT
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YOU NASTY SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE A MURDERER, YOU'RE A HATER, YOU'RE A LIFE DESTROYER! This is amazing.
PascalPenguin
July 30th, 2006
2:07:33 PM CDT
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I hate people who downvote just because it's not animated. Rather deal with telemarketers than those people. BTW, too lazy to listen to the whole thing, so not gonna vote.
computerclublawlz
July 31st, 2006
12:46:57 AM CDT
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hahahahahaha
usaratonkachi
July 31st, 2006
5:54:24 AM CDT
(0)
A terrible fad, not funny.
Masterleader
July 31st, 2006
10:34:01 AM CDT
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Ringringringringringringring... Bananaphone! OMG IT **%@#&@* RANG!
abcdefghijklmnopqrst
July 31st, 2006
11:27:22 AM CDT
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lol it's 100% legal maybe if she'd have some brain shed stop being such a f*cking retard, and fundementalist.
benmastaw00t
July 31st, 2006
3:03:19 PM CDT
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LOL!!!!!!! 5'd!!!
nolesboy13
July 31st, 2006
3:21:31 PM CDT
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OMG I NEED HER NUMBER / EMAIL
puzz
July 31st, 2006
11:10:19 PM CDT
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shhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG?????????????????????f*ckoprzzsodjctme,vskjfsliejfshglei;eghilswpeori
Ultimaterializer
August 1st, 2006
12:32:05 AM CDT
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LOL
Tarx
August 1st, 2006
4:14:33 AM CDT
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This was linked on Linkydinky.com! expect a CRAPLOAD of views!
Stealth232
August 1st, 2006
9:37:43 AM CDT
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Ahah! A bit long bit so worth it! XD
Silks
August 1st, 2006
10:53:13 PM CDT
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first off, yeah, this was on ebaum's, so it's already been around. Second, for those who keep saying bad quality audio: you're all f*cking stupid. It's from a phone for christsakes. We aren't talking CD quality bandwidth
JoeBoris
August 2nd, 2006
12:00:19 PM CDT
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Gold! Pure Gold!
losttheskyagain
August 2nd, 2006
12:48:34 PM CDT
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Whoa, that woman's nuts. She needs to be locked up.
LifeVirus7
August 2nd, 2006
5:52:04 PM CDT
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lady: *bitching+swearing+bs* alex: *bored sounding* yeah. lady: *stunned silence, then repeat from before* gold. 5'd
Davidizer13
August 3rd, 2006
8:16:38 AM CDT
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That woman is either on something, or really paranoid, or schizophrenic or something. Maybe all of the above.
munz
August 3rd, 2006
1:03:32 PM CDT
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PEOPLE HAVE MISCARRIAGES!!
texasmotiv
August 4th, 2006
12:30:38 PM CDT
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He Kept his cool pretty well. I do Tech Support and if someone was talking like that to me I'd just keep laughing at them.
mcallen0
August 4th, 2006
1:43:51 PM CDT
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awww ebaums took it now. just put it up this week.
doodleq
August 4th, 2006
8:40:00 PM CDT
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wow sounds like my freinds mom
PHI
August 4th, 2006
8:53:04 PM CDT
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"hold on wait for a click" *cricket* "i heard it :("
Doitle
August 4th, 2006
11:41:28 PM CDT
(0)
He should have actually Gotten 911 on the OTHER line and had them listen in and got HER jailed for threats.
Defender16
August 5th, 2006
5:50:11 AM CDT
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Not a big fan of the telemarket fad. :(
Bartimeaus
August 5th, 2006
11:38:15 AM CDT
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APPENDIX! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *head asplodes*
KolYma
August 6th, 2006
2:40:01 AM CDT
(0)
you rapist
slicerace
August 6th, 2006
4:32:42 PM CDT
(0)
LIFE DESTRUCTION... PERMANENT LIFE DESTRUCTION!
blooqkazoo
August 6th, 2006
5:12:51 PM CDT
(0)
OMG, I wish when i did telesales i got someone like this, YOU ARE A RACIST!
SuzBot
August 7th, 2006
7:07:30 AM CDT
(0)
Life destroyer!!
Kaya-chan
August 7th, 2006
7:16:53 AM CDT
(0)
WINNER! 5 and fav'd!
Alu
August 7th, 2006
10:53:40 AM CDT
(0)
amazing
prairiedogeric10
August 7th, 2006
3:27:47 PM CDT
(0)
catching up on my voting now that I can again! I haven't been able to vote since early June
TBB529
August 7th, 2006
4:34:38 PM CDT
(0)
A telemarketer called earlier, and they told me to have a nice day, and I said YOU DON'T! Now I feel bad. ;_; Somebody console me. ;_; Next time one calls, I'll say thank you for enduring crap like this. ;_;
Sandman
August 8th, 2006
10:58:43 AM CDT
(0)
:)
WitchPirate
August 8th, 2006
12:23:13 PM CDT
(1)
If he somehow made a sale at the end, he would have been an epic telemarketer.
faultysynapses
August 8th, 2006
12:39:54 PM CDT
(0)
Wow...The only thing that could have made this funnier is if Alex had said "Are you all right? You sound like some just stole your cloud song." He'd my vote for greatest thing ever said by a person, right behind AOOOOOOOOO! I am most definatly getting a telemarketing job.
faultysynapses
August 8th, 2006
12:41:20 PM CDT
(0)
Also 5'd
the8ball
August 8th, 2006
5:36:31 PM CDT
(0)
that woman went batsh*t
sleepr
August 9th, 2006
11:02:03 PM CDT
(0)
wow that woman is full of sh*t. What a psycho
SpunkySkunk347
August 10th, 2006
2:44:20 AM CDT
(0)
bad quality and not too good of a pic, but none of that matters when it is this funny!
boonw
August 10th, 2006
11:47:30 AM CDT
(0)
I want to download this, where can i do this other than ebaumsworld?
shuko
August 10th, 2006
7:30:35 PM CDT
(0)
Wait, miscarriages? Well, I suppose if someone got this stressed out over say...their Orange Julius being too warm...yeah, it's medically possible.
duckedtapedemon
August 10th, 2006
11:33:19 PM CDT
(0)
i love the argument over what a family is, thats the best
Sweetards
August 11th, 2006
9:16:52 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, people are actually supporting the telemarketer. I'll take crazy lader over telemarketer any day.
friday13
August 11th, 2006
2:35:14 PM CDT
(0)
I want this bitch's number. PM it if you figure it out. I want to know how the F*CK she thinks that she will not get KILLED in court.
Jonny-extreme
August 12th, 2006
12:35:41 AM CDT
(0)
You are a terrorist!
Nitramy
August 12th, 2006
5:49:11 AM CDT
(0)
Bauman always goes for the cheap ones, that I can tell...
candied-clown
August 12th, 2006
9:05:34 PM CDT
(0)
WTF is this?
thatcrazyjames
August 13th, 2006
1:54:38 AM CDT
(0)
BEST YTMND EVER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAH CRAZY BITCH!
Socodax
August 14th, 2006
2:43:53 PM CDT
(0)
"Everybody has a family ma'am..."
violet-myst
August 14th, 2006
4:39:14 PM CDT
(1)
8 minutes and she never mentioned her Cloudsong! Boo!
crazycow2002
August 14th, 2006
6:00:28 PM CDT
(0)
just a waste of time, its not even very funny
juebay
August 14th, 2006
8:01:54 PM CDT
(0)
Your friend is obviously a Muslim, rapist, drug abuser, fantasy wife having, terrorist who rapes for fun. HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
BlackSabbath
August 14th, 2006
11:08:16 PM CDT
(0)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
Gunka
August 15th, 2006
11:16:36 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO someone needs to find her email and send this to her!!!
NovaRift
August 16th, 2006
7:21:46 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG gG psychob*tch ftw!!! Always there for a laugh, I commend the guy for keeping his cool. More than I can do!!!
zliger
August 16th, 2006
11:01:01 PM CDT
(0)
This guy is my hero... that bich deserves to burn in hell. rofl
abcdefghijklmnopqrst
August 17th, 2006
8:52:29 PM CDT
(0)
everybody has a family.. HAHAHAHA
abcdefghijklmnopqrst
August 17th, 2006
8:54:13 PM CDT
(0)
"you are a muslim, a terrorist who rapes for fun".. gah sadly there are too many people JUST like this woman in the USA which makes the country so bad.
billiondollarman86
August 18th, 2006
2:48:49 AM CDT
(0)
Holy Sh*t!
Vector
August 18th, 2006
6:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
One reason why you don't want to be that guy... lol
Azslande
August 18th, 2006
9:01:48 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t... I started laughing when he said he hoped it got played in court some day, that was hillarious... Sounded like she was enjoying the last part to "Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!" lol great...
Serapindal
August 19th, 2006
2:31:39 PM CDT
(0)
We need her phone number. We'll call her every day for the rest of her life.
STT414
August 20th, 2006
2:53:04 AM CDT
(0)
I'm surprised that woman is allowed to use a telephone.
sonicman12
August 22nd, 2006
12:07:26 AM CDT
(0)
"I heard a click" "The police are listening!" "You nasty, nasty,..." lolz, "People have died, because of your calls!"
luckycharms19
August 22nd, 2006
6:25:29 PM CDT
(0)
he kills people by calling them? Interesting...
nitemareforu
August 22nd, 2006
10:33:30 PM CDT
(0)
wtf was that persons problem. but very funny
LOLxOSTRICH
August 22nd, 2006
11:54:50 PM CDT
(0)
ha, the telemarakater sounds like a cool guy
Link165
August 23rd, 2006
10:08:16 AM CDT
(0)
More Lithosuction. See probably needs it.
RockMFR
August 23rd, 2006
2:27:15 PM CDT
(0)
WTF XDXDXDXDXD
RockMFR
August 23rd, 2006
2:34:09 PM CDT
(0)
NASTY NASTY HOBBITSES
JimmytehHand8
August 24th, 2006
12:13:30 AM CDT
(0)
Hahaha... "I'll Audit your taxes every year for the rest of your life!"
dustyh
August 24th, 2006
1:29:22 PM CDT
(0)
This was hilarious.That lady... reminded me of the mother from VCPR on GTA:Vice City, only 50 times worse, and 50 times funnier. This is comedy gold.
sonicman12
August 25th, 2006
4:07:38 PM CDT
(0)
Ive heard this over a million times, and its STILL funny...
SilentChaos
August 26th, 2006
8:31:49 AM CDT
(0)
That bitch needs to take another suck off her crack pipe, snort another line of coke, then shoot up lead with a f*cking hand gun.
papajohn
August 26th, 2006
2:19:07 PM CDT
(0)
lmao, did you hear the click ? I heard the click....
Theodrin
August 27th, 2006
1:32:27 AM CDT
(0)
Hi there ma'am can I intrest you in some cutco cutlery?
mrtenk
August 28th, 2006
12:36:55 AM CDT
(0)
how many cloudsongs can one take from someone? HOW MANY CLOUDSONGS? OMG I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
DrClaw
August 28th, 2006
7:37:38 AM CDT
(0)
5 stars for being "nasty, nasty, nasty"
mrtenk
August 28th, 2006
11:11:28 AM CDT
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"Sir i need to talk to your lawyer i just talked to mine" "YOU STOLE MY F*CKING CLOUD SONG" "I WANT YOUR LAST NAME NOW YOU F*CKING CREEP" -someones got to make a cross lol
lunker
August 28th, 2006
12:00:17 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! whats this thing where she goes *ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh* LMAO. best ytmnd ever!
Slartibartfast
August 28th, 2006
12:51:49 PM CDT
(0)
Life altering damage from answering the phone >>>>> Life altering damage from being raped
gnomehater
August 28th, 2006
1:06:04 PM CDT
(0)
that man is a god for putting up with her!!
X-Plus
August 28th, 2006
1:36:53 PM CDT
(0)
YOU ARE A RAPIST!
spritzer555
August 28th, 2006
6:42:18 PM CDT
(0)
omfg funny. good sh*t, if you have that crazy lady's phone number put that up lol.
QuickSilv3r
August 30th, 2006
10:48:51 AM CDT
(0)
lol. excellent, laugh the whole time
Deriaz
August 30th, 2006
10:53:19 AM CDT
(0)
XD That was great. Love how the guy is perfectly calm the whole time. Gold. XD!!!
HRM01
August 30th, 2006
12:17:51 PM CDT
(0)
HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DelBeano
August 31st, 2006
3:14:13 PM CDT
(0)
Daaaaamn, that bitch be crazy.
Playah-1
August 31st, 2006
5:33:38 PM CDT
(0)
lol I really admire this dude's calm and coolness, I would be soooo pissed off if this woman started f*cking with me
YodaMoFo
August 31st, 2006
5:37:22 PM CDT
(0)
I would love to call this lady and impersonate a telemarketer :)
YodaMoFo
August 31st, 2006
5:40:16 PM CDT
(0)
how much of a threat is auditing?
secksymofo
September 1st, 2006
6:43:01 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
Supercat
September 2nd, 2006
8:29:16 PM CDT
(0)
I love this so much. I wish I had a transcript so I could quote it readily, but I'm scared to listen again.
TheFlyingShoe
September 3rd, 2006
10:24:40 AM CDT
(0)
I'm TheFlyingShoe and I approve this ytmnd
whitepower89
September 3rd, 2006
11:37:46 PM CDT
(-1)
Uh dude, you got this from Ebaums traitor. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/crazy-lady-vs-telemarketer.html
Eruanne
September 4th, 2006
10:05:06 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY SH*T! This is f*ckin' hilarious...This is why I don't answer my f*cking phone...I would probably get like this
TheRealStick
September 6th, 2006
5:42:54 PM CDT
(0)
Incredible. You win the internets.
Icecream458
September 7th, 2006
10:10:33 AM CDT
(0)
Soon i'm going to be calling YOU. Muhahaha... yea i'm gay. lol
TheSaladMan
September 9th, 2006
12:15:00 PM CDT
(0)
I've been doing telemarketing for a couple of months now, not had anything this bad yet.
marioguy
September 11th, 2006
2:47:34 PM CDT
(0)
That lady deserves to be locked up. Alex has the tape, has the number. Google the number, get the address. She'll be in a crazy house in a week!
Kaorimi
September 11th, 2006
5:55:47 PM CDT
(0)
He's a rapist? Dang... It's not his fault he's doing his job, crazy lady...
Metalocalypse
September 11th, 2006
7:46:05 PM CDT
(0)
Just use a cell phone?
MrEtc
September 11th, 2006
10:42:28 PM CDT
(0)
I must have this dumb bitch's number; lol, crazybitch. GG Alex, you win.
cecilia
September 13th, 2006
9:24:56 PM CDT
(0)
Ummmmmmmm.
Realchaos1
September 15th, 2006
2:17:44 AM CDT
(0)
EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY!!! SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!! AAAH!!!!
ro0t9
September 16th, 2006
1:07:08 AM CDT
(0)
haha!! CLASS!!
ace1580
September 16th, 2006
1:16:08 AM CDT
(0)
tell the telemarketer dude, that he has one of the highest resovles of anyone i know. Praise be to him. We should hang out some time
glamiss
September 16th, 2006
9:54:38 AM CDT
(0)
maybe this belongs on the forums, but some telemarketers kept calling my work cell phone, so i started calling them from work and putting them on mute, or i'd hang up when they picked up... the only way i could get them to not call was to file a complaint with the fcc. damn foreign call centers.
miltonsstapler
September 17th, 2006
9:46:13 AM CDT
(0)
Appendix rupturing from a phone call? TERRORISTS!!!
YodaMoFo
September 17th, 2006
6:45:09 PM CDT
(0)
life destruction! PERMENANT LIFE DESTRUCTION! you hater
BrontoBurt
September 18th, 2006
2:06:06 AM CDT
(0)
God damn, send that lady to the asylum.
K7
September 18th, 2006
9:39:11 AM CDT
(0)
now i see that evilw ill always triumph. because good is dumb
YoshiDuh
September 18th, 2006
8:45:16 PM CDT
(0)
sselzler
September 20th, 2006
1:00:59 AM CDT
(0)
I hate telemarketers just as much as this lady...probably even more...but this phone conversation by her gives people like me a bad name. Die bitch. Has anyone found this lady's phone number yet? Harass :)
first-of-two
September 21st, 2006
4:53:18 PM CDT
(0)
Call her and tell her the calls will stop after she assassinates Fred Phelps.
kevinb1577
September 22nd, 2006
9:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO idont feel bad for the guy, sounds like he was kinda having fun... haha, i know id mess with her... lol
skidmarx
September 23rd, 2006
2:25:14 PM CDT
(0)
TheComradical
September 23rd, 2006
5:01:04 PM CDT
(0)
YOU ARE A RAPIST
Oddflame
September 23rd, 2006
6:26:21 PM CDT
(0)
I'm just going to say that I can't stop laughing my head off at this.
Lochat
September 23rd, 2006
8:08:21 PM CDT
(0)
lawl
sonjichan
September 25th, 2006
1:54:12 PM CDT
(0)
XD F*ck off bitch.
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