Scientology Game v2.0
Created on: July 11th, 2006
Scientology Game v2.0
bigbeanmachine 
hubbardgame.ytmnd.com
i made alot of changes since the original post i added blood, decapitaion, start screen, game over screen, jesus w/super light beam. original game is altered beast.
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Anastasia - in the dark of the night

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WetSand
July 11th, 2006
11:26:16 PM CDT
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LOL
cooman2
June 28th, 2007
1:13:03 AM CDT
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hot dam, jesus alwase wins! and im all outta caurters!
DeadPenguin
July 11th, 2006
11:27:13 PM CDT
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I usually don't 5 Scientology sites, but damn, this was good stuff.
Grunty123
July 11th, 2006
11:27:19 PM CDT
(0)
I love it
State-of-mind
July 11th, 2006
11:27:27 PM CDT
(0)
Chritianity? You spelled christianity wrong
smallwhiteshoes
July 11th, 2006
11:27:36 PM CDT
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godspeed, ytmnd... godspeed
BubbytheTourG
July 11th, 2006
11:28:25 PM CDT
(0)
Allright, Jesus FTW!!!
BodilyOddity
July 11th, 2006
11:29:03 PM CDT
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I dont know when "i made it" became just ok to putas your source, considering that implies you created every image therein but Since I think this is pretty funny Ill let it slide. 4 for altered beast.
AskAak
July 11th, 2006
11:29:09 PM CDT
(1)
I can never get past Jesus either.
bigbeanmachine
July 11th, 2006
11:29:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol ill fix that
Qwertis
July 12th, 2006
12:31:57 AM CDT
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owned by jesus
skfyre
July 12th, 2006
12:40:36 AM CDT
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Jesus begins to cast a spell. Jesus casts holy bolt VII! Jesus critically hits TCruise for 99999 points of damage! TCruise died. Jesus received 4 gold 2 silver and 3 copper from the corpse. Jesus loots a copy of Dianetics. Jesus said "Lol, false prophets!"
nutnics
July 12th, 2006
12:42:54 AM CDT
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Go jesus!!!
Stonen
July 12th, 2006
12:43:09 AM CDT
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Hahaha
BTape
July 12th, 2006
12:45:55 AM CDT
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GG JESUS
nemankh
July 12th, 2006
12:51:20 AM CDT
(0)
4 for humor, 5 for Altered Beast.
CoolBoyMan
July 12th, 2006
12:52:45 AM CDT
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wtf aim bot
severin
July 12th, 2006
12:56:08 AM CDT
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Jesus always wins. Except when he got nailed up on the cross. I bet that sucked.
Vigilante09
July 12th, 2006
12:56:42 AM CDT
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+5 Altered Beast, -1 for lack of Awesome God song.
BigDub
July 12th, 2006
12:58:05 AM CDT
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tasteful use of mcphersons image lol
tosseddwarf
July 12th, 2006
12:59:51 AM CDT
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WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE
Neems
July 12th, 2006
12:59:59 AM CDT
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what DISNEY movie is that from
WilberP
July 12th, 2006
1:00:51 AM CDT
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5'd for the song.
Neems
July 12th, 2006
1:00:59 AM CDT
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Wow anastasia, nm im dum
luckycharms19
July 12th, 2006
1:10:42 AM CDT
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noice
Goneja
July 12th, 2006
1:10:56 AM CDT
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Awesome job, I absolutely love the song too
kashmir33
July 12th, 2006
1:11:13 AM CDT
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5 for Altered Beast.
DynX
July 12th, 2006
1:22:36 AM CDT
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fived, i like the original choice of music on this one instead of that overused "Awesome God" song.
stellgod
July 12th, 2006
1:24:40 AM CDT
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Haha jesus saves
YellowCyclone
July 12th, 2006
1:26:38 AM CDT
(1)
player two NEEDS to be john travolta
tealkitten70
July 12th, 2006
1:30:28 AM CDT
(-1)
-1 for superfluous Brian Peppers
ruke
July 12th, 2006
1:32:17 AM CDT
(0)
I don't think this site is anything great, but I
orion44
July 12th, 2006
1:37:19 AM CDT
(0)
gg
smoothmedia
July 12th, 2006
1:41:17 AM CDT
(0)
nice
sup3r-m4rio
July 12th, 2006
1:43:23 AM CDT
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5 for anastasia, 9999 for peppers, -1 for sega
n8phin
July 12th, 2006
1:44:33 AM CDT
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Jesus FTW!
Solidgeoff
July 12th, 2006
1:47:29 AM CDT
(0)
, lol
Junel
July 12th, 2006
1:48:51 AM CDT
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This pwns on so many levels. 5'd & Fav'd.
TimeTravelingEchidna
July 12th, 2006
1:53:39 AM CDT
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Too bad he already killed Brian Peppers before Jesus got him.
loosemoose
July 12th, 2006
1:53:42 AM CDT
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jesus always wins
Kordesh
July 12th, 2006
1:56:19 AM CDT
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Song makes it win =p
jp2m5
July 12th, 2006
2:05:32 AM CDT
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Omg this is so badass. Dont stop until this gets into top 15. Funny. Sexy. Dead on.
TehFluff
July 12th, 2006
2:06:34 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know why I expected NEDM.
gng
July 12th, 2006
2:07:11 AM CDT
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Jesus FTW!
orion44
July 12th, 2006
2:13:36 AM CDT
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ADD THE JESUS NES MUSIC (http://nesjesus3.ytmnd.com/) AFTER JESUS PWNS TOM CRUISE
Ryuhkae
July 12th, 2006
2:14:45 AM CDT
(0)
OWNED WITH EASY
CliffBurton
July 12th, 2006
2:23:03 AM CDT
(0)
Nice.
Shirafor
July 12th, 2006
2:26:30 AM CDT
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That was worth 2 lols
sw0rdsman
July 12th, 2006
2:27:15 AM CDT
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sw0rdsman
July 12th, 2006
2:29:05 AM CDT
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^lol mistake. But I agree with Shira
swantz
July 12th, 2006
2:29:06 AM CDT
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I can just hear that quote the day aramaggedon comes around "Game Over: Jesus Wins"
airbud
July 12th, 2006
2:29:09 AM CDT
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How can it be game over if he still has two lives left?
swantz
July 12th, 2006
2:30:08 AM CDT
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armageddon*
awesomezilla
July 12th, 2006
2:45:12 AM CDT
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lmfao
avarius
July 12th, 2006
2:51:19 AM CDT
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needs more eyebeams
bigbeanmachine
July 12th, 2006
2:52:04 AM CDT
(1)
How can it be game over if he still has two lives left? he's jesus, lol
syncan
July 12th, 2006
2:58:36 AM CDT
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wow
an84danarchist
July 12th, 2006
3:02:07 AM CDT
(-1)
JESUS IS JUST AS FAKE AS SCIENTOLOGY
Clix
July 12th, 2006
3:02:56 AM CDT
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+1 for the everlasting insert coin, +1 for jesus, +1 for brian peppers, +2 for scientology.
Shitbunny
July 12th, 2006
3:16:58 AM CDT
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The only reason I downvoted this was because a Scientology game should never be so f*cking awesome.
Nehemah
July 12th, 2006
3:24:55 AM CDT
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i want that game.
PVDH
July 12th, 2006
3:33:06 AM CDT
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lol... 5 for Jesus
LSDguy
July 12th, 2006
3:39:13 AM CDT
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great
robkarnage
July 12th, 2006
3:42:43 AM CDT
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damn Jesus always kills me 5 seconds into the game...
Azhur
July 12th, 2006
3:52:54 AM CDT
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5'd for the music and retro.
bubbabrett
July 12th, 2006
3:54:07 AM CDT
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LOL like that will ever sell any copies.
MrJames
July 12th, 2006
4:02:06 AM CDT
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Would've been 5 no question if not for Jesus. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
Riften
July 12th, 2006
4:07:04 AM CDT
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nice one :D i'm awaiting NES scientology! ^^
NESer
July 12th, 2006
4:08:30 AM CDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HeatherChandler
July 12th, 2006
4:14:46 AM CDT
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Uhhh, Jesus, L O L. Jesus is less fake than Scientology any day of the week. I'd rather have my stock on the son of God than the son of.. L. Ron Hubbard?!? Also, L. Ron Hubbard's son loves cocks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
KraziKilla
July 12th, 2006
4:20:43 AM CDT
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....i am...AMUSED!
lunatic-panzer
July 12th, 2006
4:29:54 AM CDT
(0)
lunatic-panzer
July 12th, 2006
4:31:11 AM CDT
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errr.... forgot to type...I need sleep yeah that kicked ass
IVIegadude
July 12th, 2006
4:45:01 AM CDT
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OMGROFLOMGROFLMFAORH THAT"S RIGHT RH FOR REALLY HARD! 2 extra letters for you my good man! Shift key in place of caps lock too! YOU WIN AT LIFE! ROFL FAV'D AND FIVED!
MrJames
July 12th, 2006
4:45:36 AM CDT
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At least Hubbard existed! There's no 'Hubbard myth', but there is a Jesus myth. I think Christianity has caused a lot more problems than a silly 50 year-old cult :)
blargalot
July 12th, 2006
5:11:08 AM CDT
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jesus wins? bullsh*t.
raptorcardz
July 12th, 2006
5:44:04 AM CDT
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Make it longer for a 5. Great song though.
Dargent
July 12th, 2006
5:44:49 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus Wins!
ps3fool
July 12th, 2006
5:55:35 AM CDT
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ADD THIS MUSIC WHEN JESUS KICKS TOM CRUISE'S *ss http://jesusnes.ytmnd.com/
zaarbok
July 12th, 2006
5:59:53 AM CDT
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OMG THE MUSIC WINS
protusmose
July 12th, 2006
6:04:16 AM CDT
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"Jesus always wins. Except when he got nailed up on the cross. I bet that sucked." Self ressurection FTW!
XenoWolf
July 12th, 2006
6:08:51 AM CDT
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Altered Beast, ftw.
Typify
July 12th, 2006
6:19:32 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome stuff.
BaftA
July 12th, 2006
6:42:09 AM CDT
(0)
Altered Beast FTW!
jkh77
July 12th, 2006
6:50:38 AM CDT
(0)
That looks a lot like Terri Schiavo to me, not Lisa... -1 OMG! D: Loved the music though.
Stomplebane
July 12th, 2006
7:09:26 AM CDT
(0)
I like the background color you chose.
Janus
July 12th, 2006
7:10:59 AM CDT
(0)
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE NEVER GIVE UP. . .
bchan001
July 12th, 2006
7:14:05 AM CDT
(0)
Ahaha, totally random and totally awesome.
Trebar
July 12th, 2006
7:42:39 AM CDT
(0)
Hax!
Reaudribion
July 12th, 2006
7:42:47 AM CDT
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LOL i like that song
benjaphar
July 12th, 2006
7:58:16 AM CDT
(-1)
LupinTheThird
July 12th, 2006
8:20:43 AM CDT
(0)
LOL, Jesus shooting lasers is always funny!
spdpt189
July 12th, 2006
8:27:58 AM CDT
(0)
lol jesus beam
inDestra
July 12th, 2006
8:43:21 AM CDT
(0)
Great choice of song! Brings back memories.
eldsmoney
July 12th, 2006
8:52:23 AM CDT
(0)
TERRI SCHIAVO!!!!!!!!! FTW!
RoyMunson
July 12th, 2006
8:57:29 AM CDT
(0)
A L T E R E D B E A S T FTf*ckINGWIN
PhoenixReign
July 12th, 2006
9:01:46 AM CDT
(0)
DUDE ALTERED BEAST!!!!!
Fat-AZZ
July 12th, 2006
9:24:07 AM CDT
(0)
omg altered beast LOL
ShadowUser
July 12th, 2006
9:34:33 AM CDT
(0)
Fifen!
MattheW-06
July 12th, 2006
9:42:36 AM CDT
(0)
to short but i love it anyway.
Akimbo
July 12th, 2006
11:51:15 AM CDT
(0)
5 for Altered Beast, Anastasia, and Jesus
Nekida
July 12th, 2006
2:35:56 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for Jeebus.
AngryComedySwimmers
July 12th, 2006
5:11:02 PM CDT
(0)
You win!
ibanezdude
July 12th, 2006
5:28:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol at jesus pwning tom cruise
WetSand
July 12th, 2006
7:26:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol, I just now noticed. First. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ColdStone
July 13th, 2006
1:27:47 AM CDT
(0)
Coincidentally Jesus commands zombies.
Junel
July 13th, 2006
4:51:34 AM CDT
(0)
How is this not Top 15.
Hayai
July 14th, 2006
8:07:58 PM CDT
(0)
XD Great job.
Kanpachi
July 14th, 2006
9:15:49 PM CDT
(0)
An "Altered Beast" Edit! Holy f*ck I haven't played that in years!
zalb
July 15th, 2006
11:47:43 AM CDT
(0)
I just can't get enougth of that song!
cecilia
July 16th, 2006
3:37:57 PM CDT
(0)
Full version would pwn.
zomglolwtfzor
July 19th, 2006
3:11:28 PM CDT
(-1)
-2 for unecessary peppers
Figure4
July 21st, 2006
12:00:38 PM CDT
(0)
Dang, cool song. great job
SoulDance
July 22nd, 2006
7:53:16 AM CDT
(0)
5 for Altered Beast
Noble-Ire
July 24th, 2006
7:54:22 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome
sexymofo
July 28th, 2006
7:36:40 AM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
czmoney
July 29th, 2006
10:55:40 PM CDT
(0)
JESUS WINS AGAIN!
polopili
August 2nd, 2006
11:03:09 AM CDT
(0)
5 for altered beast
ranix
August 8th, 2006
6:04:10 AM CDT
(0)
Mson
August 8th, 2006
8:17:08 PM CDT
(0)
epic ending
someguyinahat
August 10th, 2006
10:37:58 AM CDT
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-2 for brian peppers. No reason he should be there.
Freedumb
August 12th, 2006
7:24:38 PM CDT
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I wish I had Jesus powers too.
Nuroticat
August 12th, 2006
7:25:02 PM CDT
(0)
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE
LeeChaolan
August 13th, 2006
9:23:20 AM CDT
(0)
Altered Beast FTW
kneelbeforezod
August 20th, 2006
12:38:24 PM CDT
(0)
LASANTAMAKINA
August 23rd, 2006
9:19:49 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus lol pwned Tom Cruise!!
corytheboyd
August 26th, 2006
1:10:24 PM CDT
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Epic in every possible way.
somebodyelse
August 27th, 2006
10:24:16 AM CDT
(0)
ALTERED BEAST!
Willsnotgay
August 27th, 2006
4:41:09 PM CDT
(0)
please add more to this
Lambon
September 10th, 2006
9:52:30 PM CDT
(0)
ALTERED BEASTS F*CKING RULES. BUT HOLY SH*T WHAT YOU DID THERE. I GET IT!
ashobscurum
September 11th, 2006
12:09:24 AM CDT
(0)
Christianity is just as stupid as Scientology.
Jangles
September 18th, 2006
1:22:05 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck you retard, you have no idea what ur talking about ... go f*ck yourself and die
tehviewtiful
September 20th, 2006
1:26:34 PM CDT
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Awesome!!! Needs "Jesus, lol"! Still..well done!
Brian-Peppers
September 21st, 2006
1:22:02 PM CDT
(0)
wow, that was amazing. 2 thumbs up!
VOTECODER5
September 28th, 2006
11:01:01 PM CDT
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I Loved your sitehttp://hubbardgame.ytmnd.com5'ed
Hado
March 15th, 2007
9:10:22 PM CDT
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gasmask00000
May 4th, 2007
11:48:03 PM CDT
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AHH I LOVE IT!
Coolgamer
May 16th, 2007
12:12:29 PM CDT
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Silly, you duck under Jesus and nailgun him to the Crucifix, everyone knows THAT!
Chetech
July 28th, 2007
3:33:31 PM CDT
(0)
pwnd
Vector
September 6th, 2007
7:10:29 AM CDT
(1)
Jesus wins FATALITY
MacMaster
December 19th, 2007
11:39:00 AM CST
(0)
Awesome! Yeshua pwns all!
iOwnYou
February 6th, 2008
6:22:51 PM CST
(0)
AGH! McPhearson!