Dane Cook steals jokes
Created on: July 5th, 2006
Dane Cook steals jokes
rainbowrandolph 
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this is a clip from Louis C.K.'s 2001 album followed by Dane Cook's nearly identical bits performed in 2003. Plus he sucked in the first place. Could have at least stolen from someone like Carlin.
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TheBigDawg
July 5th, 2006
4:55:40 PM CDT
(0)
The "ffffffffff" one...wow. :-S
Blackpipe
July 5th, 2006
4:56:09 PM CDT
(0)
the Bauman of comedy!
Assmaster
July 5th, 2006
4:56:21 PM CDT
(0)
sonovabitch!
WilliamMark
July 5th, 2006
4:59:22 PM CDT
(0)
5d cos dane cook is infinitely inferior to mitch hedberg
zuljinforthewin
July 5th, 2006
5:00:28 PM CDT
(0)
ah
drjones56
July 5th, 2006
5:01:49 PM CDT
(0)
Dane cook is the Eric Bauman of the stand up world.
SirDingus
July 7th, 2006
4:31:59 PM CDT
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The two jokes are completely different. Besides, you cut out about 3/4 of dane cook's joke. I mean if you only take small parts out of jokes everybody is making the same joke, sh*thead
fAH
July 22nd, 2006
11:26:32 AM CDT
(0)
horrible! _George_ Carlin FTW!
Flintlok
July 31st, 2006
7:52:10 PM CDT
(-1)
I laughed more at Dane Cook's jokes. You know you're good at stealing when you make things seem better.
Handshakes
August 15th, 2006
11:56:24 AM CDT
(-2)
It's hard to decide: C.K. sucks... but then Dane Cook sucks too... AHAHH DILEMA!
shintahimura
August 15th, 2006
12:06:26 PM CDT
(-1)
they both suck, and the people laughing in the background suck even more
ShadowFerret
August 15th, 2006
12:28:56 PM CDT
(0)
WilliamMark is the only one who has it right. Mitch Hedburg ftw.
donkor
August 15th, 2006
12:48:25 PM CDT
(1)
5 for louis ck
PontifexMinimus
August 17th, 2006
10:29:35 AM CDT
(0)
Thank you, sir. I have been looking for years to find a reason to hate this man other than the fact that he was unfunny. That's legal, who knew? Anywhom, thank you again. And Mitch Hedberg is infinitely more funnier than Cook. 5s for all.
DSS12389
August 17th, 2006
11:59:31 PM CDT
(-2)
dane cook is god....dont forget it bitch
hopper
August 21st, 2006
1:38:25 AM CDT
(-2)
Dane Cook delivers the jokes better :(
Taffin
August 21st, 2006
10:28:46 AM CDT
(-2)
Dane Cook sucks, but not for this reason. These hardly constitute stealing. Plus, Loius C.K. is painfully unfunny to begin with. I can't believe his show comes on after Entourage.
warlock001
August 25th, 2006
5:39:24 PM CDT
(1)
Dane cook is not funny. NOT FUNNY!
jbizzle
August 28th, 2006
6:47:56 AM CDT
(-1)
Dane Cook is funny. It is senseless to single out Dane Cook because many comics make jokes about guys getting hit by cars, baby names, and itchy *ssh*l*es.
afronight76
September 1st, 2006
2:09:45 AM CDT
(-2)
cook does a funnier version actually.
UnknownEntity
September 1st, 2006
2:19:51 PM CDT
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WillianMark has caused a paradoxial universe to open up, creating a black hole that sucked in all my thoughts...Who is better, Mitch Hedberg or Dane Cook?....NOOOOOOOOOOOO......and i agree with Dingus
UnknownEntity
September 1st, 2006
2:22:16 PM CDT
(-1)
oh and now that 30 secodns have passed, cook's are barely similar at all to the other dude, having only the subject in common
ramskid1676
September 6th, 2006
3:50:13 PM CDT
(-2)
oh man yeah... so what the jokes are similar. dane cook made them better and anyways they arent the same exact joke word for word and alot of comics do jokes about the same thing. thanks for nothing
goffy28
September 6th, 2006
6:09:19 PM CDT
(-2)
danes were way better any way i didnt laugh once at the other guys and george carlin sucks dane cooks nuts bitch
relam13
September 8th, 2006
9:53:08 PM CDT
(1)
dane cook just plain sucks, even if he steals or not
RumZ
September 11th, 2006
3:29:50 AM CDT
(0)
"george carlin sucks dane cooks nuts bitch" Wow...
HIV
September 11th, 2006
6:11:51 PM CDT
(-1)
Completely different.
BullwinkleB
September 11th, 2006
7:22:13 PM CDT
(-1)
dane > you
Jakub23
September 11th, 2006
8:42:40 PM CDT
(0)
Joke theif pwned just like Denis leary stealing from Bill hicks
coryliu
September 11th, 2006
9:34:40 PM CDT
(-1)
Not at all alike.
Duterasemis
September 12th, 2006
3:34:54 AM CDT
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Dane Cook's own material is funny, but now I'm having trouble telling which material is his.
rainbowrandolph
September 13th, 2006
3:03:09 PM CDT
(1)
"Not at all alike." wtf? You people are in denial.
Xt0tallyXr0cknX
September 13th, 2006
6:39:21 PM CDT
(-1)
um. they are things that alot of people think of. and dane's was better... =]]
Toasty-Toaster-Man
September 20th, 2006
8:35:03 PM CDT
(1)
You guys should listen to the whole thing! It's more than one joke.
badboyz2
October 3rd, 2006
9:11:58 PM CDT
(1)
5 for truth.
badboyz2
October 3rd, 2006
9:12:56 PM CDT
(1)
Faved to offset angry Dane fans.
Shnee
October 14th, 2006
7:31:00 AM CDT
(-1)
What?!? Nonononononono, Dane Cook didn't steal that, theyre completely different
xftrx
November 15th, 2006
11:32:20 PM CST
(0)
5 because dane cook just yells and people think its funny
TheFileClerk
January 2nd, 2007
9:25:19 AM CST
(0)
i listened to the first part of this and just read the coments after i though it was dane cook at the first clip and then george carlin becase the first part was funnier than the second part which is in fact george carlin hmmmm i wonder why
Odibil
February 15th, 2007
12:44:49 AM CST
(0)
Only one person has mentioned this, but it seems everyone still thinks the other comedian is George Carlin. It's not. It's Louis C.K. Dane is a funny guy, but he can sometimes be obnoxious. My preferred style of humor is more along the lines of Mitch Hedberg. On that same note, Louis C.K.'s stand-up is actually pretty hilarious.
LittleWing77
February 18th, 2007
2:44:11 AM CST
(-1)
Dude Mitch Hedberg was so great why would u even compare him to someone as bad as Dane Cook who has to steal his jokes and still isn't as funny as Hedberg, Louie CK was good but I don't even think he was as good as Mitch Hedberg so Dane Cook most defiantly is not!
Barcode711
August 20th, 2007
7:58:27 PM CDT
(-1)
he steals but this isn't an example