Ted Stevens' Own Personal Internet
Created on: July 2nd, 2006
Ted Stevens' Own Personal Internet
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personalinternet.ytmnd.com
Ted Stevens speaks about The Internet.
Associated Press
http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3

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jaysunli
July 2nd, 2006
2:05:52 PM CDT
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he just the other day received an internet... but it was tangled.
excitabledude
July 2nd, 2006
2:06:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol tangled tubes
Squeezies
July 2nd, 2006
2:11:29 PM CDT
(0)
i recieved my internet the other day
Pootermobile
July 2nd, 2006
2:13:48 PM CDT
(1)
I love this guy.
TastyQQQs
July 2nd, 2006
2:16:37 PM CDT
(1)
What the hell was he talking about? Maybe e-mail? Maybe www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com ?
Yao
July 2nd, 2006
2:17:50 PM CDT
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I have that problem too. Tangled internets.
drjones56
July 2nd, 2006
2:22:57 PM CDT
(1)
Lol... we're f*cked.
ShyGuy
July 2nd, 2006
2:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
Damn internets! I hate it when the tubes tangle
rainbowrandolph
July 2nd, 2006
2:23:36 PM CDT
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I was sent an internet yesterday as well. I plan on sending it back for a puppy.
Eldebo
July 2nd, 2006
2:24:38 PM CDT
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I can hear him saying this, too: "And then there's people awarding other people thousands of internets a day on these, these image, what, boards? Image boards? 'You win an Internet. Here's a thousand internets.' What about my Internet? Are they giving away my Internet?"
obnoticus
July 2nd, 2006
2:24:42 PM CDT
(0)
haha
Antsy
July 2nd, 2006
2:27:31 PM CDT
(1)
I think he was referring to keeping the internet organized and in order... but tubes is just not the right word to use at all.
feerie
July 2nd, 2006
2:37:29 PM CDT
(1)
Damn, my innernet tubes are tangled up! It took my staff hours to deliever it to me
Lat
July 2nd, 2006
2:44:14 PM CDT
(2)
Someone gave him an internet.
Jesusv20wnsj00
July 2nd, 2006
2:47:19 PM CDT
(0)
I say YTMND untangles the internet. We already saved the world from Eon8 and Ebaum.
TheMadMonkey
July 2nd, 2006
2:48:32 PM CDT
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I think 'tubes' comes from the piping that all of the fiber optic cables are put in, but he certainly is out of touch.
archon105
July 2nd, 2006
2:50:39 PM CDT
(0)
tangled internet ftw
dochowell
July 2nd, 2006
2:59:42 PM CDT
(0)
tha whoooole intarnat was sent by his staff--on a floppy?
cgi-binladen
July 2nd, 2006
3:10:14 PM CDT
(0)
Make him stop.
bartoron
July 2nd, 2006
3:14:18 PM CDT
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My Gmail account has an spam internet filter. :D
NorthStar
July 2nd, 2006
3:15:32 PM CDT
(0)
all your internet are belong to us
docfrance
July 2nd, 2006
3:18:48 PM CDT
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I give you four internets.
captiancharisma
July 2nd, 2006
3:38:11 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO... WOW.
Carltheshivan
July 2nd, 2006
3:56:46 PM CDT
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Guys, he obviously means his internet connection. You never refer to it that way? Like "my internet is down"? Maybe it's a regional thing.
CrispyEd
July 2nd, 2006
4:08:55 PM CDT
(0)
"My staff sent me an internet."
omnibot
July 2nd, 2006
4:13:05 PM CDT
(0)
This ytmnd is a pretty funny internet
Mr-Shroom
July 2nd, 2006
4:19:02 PM CDT
(0)
Well, he IS from Alaska. Maybe they got that crazy Soviet Russian internet up there...where internet downloads YOU!
Misbeliever
July 2nd, 2006
4:26:26 PM CDT
(0)
i'd give you five internet but its all tangled,
dumpsterside
July 2nd, 2006
4:40:45 PM CDT
(0)
lol... he's stupid
jkh77
July 2nd, 2006
4:44:51 PM CDT
(0)
He forgot Poland too?
doctor-c
July 2nd, 2006
4:48:53 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO. making fun of ted stevens is win. hey, I need an internet. someone want to send me one.
UTSAFTW
July 2nd, 2006
4:51:45 PM CDT
(0)
Anybody know where I can get a torrent file that will allow me to download my own personal internet?
MessedRocker
July 2nd, 2006
4:59:39 PM CDT
(0)
AT LEAST BUSH RECOGNIZES THAT PEOPLE DON'T OWN THEIR OWN INTERNETS LAWL LAWL HE'S GAY THE IUUIHIU IS COMING
manoshandsoffate
July 2nd, 2006
5:00:55 PM CDT
(0)
I'm tangled in an internet, please send detangler.
Kayne
July 2nd, 2006
5:02:08 PM CDT
(0)
lol classic ytmnd and f*cking funny too
NinjaGeek
July 2nd, 2006
5:02:17 PM CDT
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BTape
July 2nd, 2006
5:10:38 PM CDT
(0)
SAVE MY OWN PERSONAL INTERNETS!
dooku-dynasty
July 2nd, 2006
5:11:08 PM CDT
(0)
I love Ted Stevens.
WortWort
July 2nd, 2006
5:13:11 PM CDT
(0)
It happens to me, too. My internets are always getting tangled. It's worst on mondays, I've noticed.
Chav-Slayer
July 2nd, 2006
5:13:37 PM CDT
(0)
Here we go...
f3rn4nd0zz
July 2nd, 2006
5:15:12 PM CDT
(0)
Personal i-in-internet..
southpark
July 2nd, 2006
5:17:00 PM CDT
(0)
he tries not to do the same mistake Bush made, he calls Internet for 3 things He went to a "web site", he received an "EMail" and to the Internet in general. He does no know what anything about the internet... damn n00b
Ashimar
July 2nd, 2006
5:17:28 PM CDT
(0)
Can somebody help me? My Internet is tangled too.
zaarbok
July 2nd, 2006
5:18:54 PM CDT
(0)
This is so wrong, but also funny
NuGeo
July 2nd, 2006
5:33:58 PM CDT
(0)
How can a man this stupid even manage to get elected into office? I say we force Alaska to secede from the union.
Jesuszilla
July 2nd, 2006
5:41:08 PM CDT
(0)
INTERNET WAS SENT BY MY STAFF
secretbison
July 2nd, 2006
5:50:02 PM CDT
(0)
lol, INTERNET!
Ocelot
July 2nd, 2006
6:10:53 PM CDT
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MR PRESIDENT I YIELD THE FLOOR WHILE I GO GET SOME INTERNET
bubblen
July 2nd, 2006
6:22:56 PM CDT
(0)
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
gamekid
July 2nd, 2006
6:39:04 PM CDT
(0)
I read about this on digg. What an old, gerrymandering moron.
gamekid
July 2nd, 2006
6:40:45 PM CDT
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Also 5d 'cause it got TANGLED UP with all these things that going on the internet COMMERCIALLY.
Diablo
July 2nd, 2006
6:46:31 PM CDT
(0)
those damn internetz.
Spitzel
July 2nd, 2006
7:03:31 PM CDT
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internets are sticky cause of all the intrawebs things get stuck and he cant get his mail because he has no speakers so he cant hear "you got mail" and that means less internets
ZeroZiat
July 2nd, 2006
7:22:27 PM CDT
(0)
This guy needs to know about INTERNETNESTSNTENSNTSN! And his personal Internets!
HillsideLoafer
July 2nd, 2006
7:23:20 PM CDT
(0)
I hope this guy makes president
FalseGrace
July 2nd, 2006
8:13:01 PM CDT
(0)
He was sent the internet? XD
nutnics
July 2nd, 2006
10:46:46 PM CDT
(0)
srsly, wtf is this guy going on about?, can someone PM me???
jarripotter
July 2nd, 2006
10:48:54 PM CDT
(0)
someone get all depeche mode on our asses with this quote, cmon its begging for it
jarripotter
July 2nd, 2006
10:50:14 PM CDT
(0)
someone go depeche mode on this
jarripotter
July 2nd, 2006
10:51:43 PM CDT
(0)
woops double dipping with the same nacho!
gamekid
July 2nd, 2006
10:52:16 PM CDT
(0)
your own [boom budoom bum] PERSONAL [boombudoom bum]INTERNET!
crispyfritters
July 2nd, 2006
11:04:53 PM CDT
(0)
Mommy! I want an internet like that kid's!
ZeroZiat
July 2nd, 2006
11:05:07 PM CDT
(0)
He knows much about internet. Also, personal in-internet
lancelot
July 2nd, 2006
11:08:06 PM CDT
(0)
Poor guy confused "internet" and "email" [boomaga mode]...LOL...[/boomaga mode]
BodilyOddity
July 2nd, 2006
11:09:12 PM CDT
(0)
It goes in the crapper! This is a great fad.
RoscoHowOriginal
July 2nd, 2006
11:19:11 PM CDT
(0)
it made me think of the fourth panel of this comic http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06142002
jack-o-lantern
July 2nd, 2006
11:23:16 PM CDT
(0)
They sent him an internet? You mean like....one of those AOL 700 free minute disks?
Skoal
July 2nd, 2006
11:43:07 PM CDT
(0)
Somebody better get ahold of his grandson so he can teach his grandpappy all about this newfangled invention.
instant-wisdom
July 3rd, 2006
4:13:00 AM CDT
(0)
I recieved MY personal internet ^_^
thisnow1
July 3rd, 2006
5:55:05 PM CDT
(0)
congrats folks: that's your chairman of the Committee on Commerce, Science, & Transportation
eyestcawfee
July 10th, 2006
8:44:04 PM CDT
(0)
"Who The f*ck is Ted Stevens?"
Thurgor
July 16th, 2006
8:58:46 AM CDT
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"I say we force Alaska to secede from the union." Might as well, we already sold its oil fields for free to a herd of wanna-be reindeer. Wow I hate animal rights activists.
Muzz718
July 22nd, 2006
5:09:00 AM CDT
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Ted Stevens is the dumbest man in Congress. That's a feat in itself.
hamjamt
July 29th, 2006
10:17:33 PM CDT
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I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT MY AIR SNARES!
sist3m
August 2nd, 2006
11:58:17 AM CDT
(0)
internet was sent by his staff, and he didnt get it untill yesterday.
ITS-A-LION
August 5th, 2006
9:00:23 AM CDT
(0)
I got my own internet from the internet web staff my internet...internet.
Squigle1337
August 6th, 2006
8:58:51 PM CDT
(0)
Damn Alaskans
SABlingBling
August 6th, 2006
9:38:03 PM CDT
(0)
In Mother Russia Internets Sends YOU!
DarkGodYawgmoth
August 12th, 2006
3:34:29 AM CDT
(0)
WAchu
August 14th, 2006
10:56:04 AM CDT
(0)
I'm packing up my internet and taking it to Canada
Mikeecool
August 14th, 2006
8:26:50 PM CDT
(0)
A member of my staff sent me an internet?
FlamingWombat
August 16th, 2006
3:35:33 PM CDT
(1)
His tubes were tied.
eventhorizon
August 23rd, 2006
8:44:39 PM CDT
(0)
Johnson & Johnson: No More Tangles. Problem solved. ALERT CONGRESS!!
Raptorjesusftw
August 27th, 2006
1:49:43 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Ted Stevens = the anti-1337
Ramen78
September 1st, 2006
9:14:46 PM CDT
(0)
It's funny when people don't know what they're talking about.
CaptainObvious
September 4th, 2006
3:40:29 AM CDT
(0)
lol, intertrucks
Playah-1
September 18th, 2006
5:46:27 AM CDT
(0)
Darn tangled internets
DieHardXG2
June 25th, 2007
3:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
Well, it's a series of tubes, so it's easy to tangle...