Jack Bauer Fails to Stop eon8
Created on: June 30th, 2006
Jack Bauer Fails to Stop eon8
Suilenroc 
jackbauerfails.ytmnd.com
Not even Jack Bauer can save us from the inevitable.
Same as sound with large edit
http://jackbauerseessomuchfreakiness.ytmnd.com/

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GTZBYKE
June 30th, 2006
11:24:52 PM CDT
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Xider
June 30th, 2006
11:57:54 PM CDT
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Jack Bauer would have stopped it at 1 second remaining by yelling at the computer. Duhr.
AbsoluteDoom
June 30th, 2006
11:58:00 PM CDT
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This fad is going to go out of control.
Strider1233
June 30th, 2006
11:58:00 PM CDT
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:(
hawkfenix
June 30th, 2006
11:58:30 PM CDT
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this is great too bad its all over
RandomBS
June 30th, 2006
11:59:15 PM CDT
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5
g0ldsnipe
July 1st, 2006
12:01:28 AM CDT
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Makes me sad D:
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
12:01:49 AM CDT
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Heh, I would have beaten the timer if I didn't run into some master pallette problems towards the end.
TheDogPound
July 1st, 2006
12:03:38 AM CDT
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Jack Bauer couldn't save America. ;_; ♥
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
12:06:17 AM CDT
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America? Yes, but this time the stakes were much higher! Not just America, but the entire world as we knew it!
CardinalHog
July 1st, 2006
12:07:05 AM CDT
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5'd for that beautiful scene!!! Love "24"!
mattdh12
July 1st, 2006
12:10:45 AM CDT
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lol what xider said
ColdStone
July 1st, 2006
12:14:33 AM CDT
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If only you hacked the site before the terrorists had unleashed the gas, Jack....ah well better luck next season.
BTape
July 1st, 2006
12:15:47 AM CDT
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TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!
ReginaldPudding
July 1st, 2006
12:23:02 AM CDT
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JACK BAUER DOESN'T FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
12:25:25 AM CDT
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Your comment: +4 for intentions -964 for idiocy. Also cocks.
pie21
July 1st, 2006
12:35:28 AM CDT
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Funny cos it's true. Jack Bauer sucks. eon8 pwns.
Patriarch
July 1st, 2006
12:39:14 AM CDT
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+5
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
12:42:06 AM CDT
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f*cking downvoters. You can't put anything artistic on here without it being shot down. I guess I'll have to switch to hyperactive, loud, and lots of boobies for my strategy.
Ducky2002
July 1st, 2006
12:43:19 AM CDT
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LMAO, that's good!
Shocktrooper52
July 1st, 2006
12:47:39 AM CDT
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5 for future boobies
KennethR
July 1st, 2006
12:52:15 AM CDT
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time for the chuck norris Eon8 >.>
aldebaran135
July 1st, 2006
1:01:05 AM CDT
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He should've called Chloe.
SirLemming
July 1st, 2006
1:10:02 AM CDT
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This is how you make an eon8 site.
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
1:16:26 AM CDT
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I'm very glad it meets your approval, SirLemming, god among YTMNDers.
westell
July 1st, 2006
1:21:11 AM CDT
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That owned
Woglo
July 1st, 2006
1:21:47 AM CDT
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Jack :*(
XenoWolf
July 1st, 2006
1:38:58 AM CDT
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Greatest f*cking YTMND ever.
Chunes
July 1st, 2006
1:45:35 AM CDT
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Awesome!
MajinTobias
July 1st, 2006
2:02:26 AM CDT
(0)
=(
LoadMan
July 1st, 2006
2:08:11 AM CDT
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He should've admitted that his favorite word was "n****r"; the countdown woulda stopped.
Threnx
July 1st, 2006
2:15:04 AM CDT
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"artistic"? lol, no.
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
2:17:20 AM CDT
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Make a YTMND. Then vote.
Cold-NiTe
July 1st, 2006
2:22:48 AM CDT
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Jack Bauer crying to sad music never gets old.
MadAlive8
July 1st, 2006
2:39:33 AM CDT
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lmao this is great
muhaffad
July 1st, 2006
2:45:52 AM CDT
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Ah ah hahahahhahaa ... X-D
n00bles1337
July 1st, 2006
2:47:29 AM CDT
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YOU ARE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
krazejim
July 1st, 2006
2:49:07 AM CDT
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f*ck you *sshole jack never fails
WarHart
July 1st, 2006
2:54:16 AM CDT
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Dude, He neads to be crying while reading the explination page...
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
4:01:26 AM CDT
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No he doesn't.
Bupo
July 1st, 2006
4:27:12 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
sax
July 1st, 2006
5:11:08 AM CDT
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lmao, nice one
pussinboots
July 1st, 2006
5:14:18 AM CDT
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lol...too bad about the downvoters
gruntswarm
July 1st, 2006
5:59:55 AM CDT
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hehe, that was great!
Cheeselicker
July 1st, 2006
6:02:23 AM CDT
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There was a surprising lack of NEDM.
Shinsenbaka-san
July 1st, 2006
6:03:24 AM CDT
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Jack would have shot 20,000 terrorists, displaced 3 CTU opperatives and already stopped Eon8 before it reached 30 minutes so life can return to normal for a split second until there's another terrorist attack.
Corin123
July 1st, 2006
6:05:12 AM CDT
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5'd for FAN FREAKING TASTIC IMAGE
vegeta
July 1st, 2006
6:23:35 AM CDT
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;_;
xyke
July 1st, 2006
8:15:16 AM CDT
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5 for 24 and isnt that the O.C. music?
Thrashmeister
July 1st, 2006
8:17:51 AM CDT
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Why was he crying? >_>;
Cleavelandsteamrolle
July 1st, 2006
10:46:15 AM CDT
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Hilarious
Chomper
July 1st, 2006
11:36:31 AM CDT
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5'd for replying "No he doesn't." to WarHart lol
lazylen
July 1st, 2006
11:37:04 AM CDT
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aww, you should have put in the nuclear explosion and the huge screaming voice.
Quotatron3000
July 1st, 2006
11:37:11 AM CDT
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Mcgyver success where jack fails. After all, at least McGyver doesn't need 24 hours to do something. 14 seconds later wins.
staralfur8
July 1st, 2006
12:06:50 PM CDT
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omg Jack don't give up, go get Chloe from her house I am sure she can help you
chunkymonkey
July 1st, 2006
12:09:48 PM CDT
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This is underrated, and the unfunny truth version is overrated.
crypulse
July 1st, 2006
12:40:36 PM CDT
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:{{
zuljinforthewin
July 1st, 2006
12:46:38 PM CDT
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i love you
gopy
July 1st, 2006
12:52:08 PM CDT
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Its good, but I think it would be funnier if people used footage of when he was trying to stop the EMP from going off. I think that was season 4. Someone do it please.
ciwy
July 1st, 2006
1:44:40 PM CDT
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AWESOME
bigandrew5000
July 1st, 2006
2:01:01 PM CDT
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Jack is a good guy.... :)
Upvoterwoman
July 1st, 2006
2:05:05 PM CDT
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Up, up, and away!
DBCA
July 1st, 2006
3:25:06 PM CDT
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good idea, you should try adding a joke or something. Perhaps NEDM?
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
4:03:10 PM CDT
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NEDM has been done before far too many times, and it was never really funny when applied to eon8 because it was so obvious. Go make a site.
BTVagrant
July 1st, 2006
4:08:24 PM CDT
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24 FTW?!?!
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
4:31:26 PM CDT
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I'm sorry, I don't see anything wrong with your comm--Hey look, some nerve gas! Awesome!
Colbert21
July 1st, 2006
6:23:09 PM CDT
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-3 for eon8 +10000000000 for Jack Bauer, -100000000000 because Jack Bauer fails at nothing. Which is the obvious joke, so +1
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
6:31:43 PM CDT
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In your recent voting history I count four occasions where you fived eon8 sites and one four.
Colbert21
July 1st, 2006
7:14:43 PM CDT
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i know, but most of those were before thats all there was on the front page
BodilyOddity
July 1st, 2006
7:15:01 PM CDT
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lol
Colbert21
July 1st, 2006
7:17:39 PM CDT
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actually i was wrong, 3 of those were after, but one of them was the ventrillo thing which was pretty funny, the other was not an eon8 site, it was puppies. If you put a puppy in yours, i will give you infinate fives, and the other one was a ptkfgs site, which I think I shuld have 3'd
zig973
July 1st, 2006
7:18:13 PM CDT
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Needs more NEDM.
Colbert21
July 1st, 2006
7:19:28 PM CDT
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you get one more star for making me have to post again so i dont look like im dumb, but now i look dumb either way... you still get an extra star tho
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
7:32:20 PM CDT
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It's funny that whenever I make a site with NEDM I get downvoted for it and whenever I make one without NEDM (or improvises on it) I get downvoted for that. I've seen some quality NEDM sites, but now it has become a destructive influence on YTMND.
lmarti
July 1st, 2006
7:55:11 PM CDT
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very sad
Jodakilla
July 1st, 2006
8:29:32 PM CDT
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I just had an idea Lex Luthor > Eon8 if it hasn't already been done... 3.. 2.. 1.. WRONG!!!! lol
brendan
July 1st, 2006
9:27:30 PM CDT
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jack failed to kill all the morons promulgating this crap.
Kazuma
July 1st, 2006
9:31:06 PM CDT
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American beauty music ftw!
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
9:36:25 PM CDT
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Don't let the four screenshots of the explaination page in top 15 get you down, Brendan... actually that should get you down. I'm sad now.
Balalaika0
July 1st, 2006
9:55:58 PM CDT
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American Beauty music?!?!?! i thought it was Field of Dreams! damnit. wait, didn't James Horner do both movies? lol, happy feeling recovered
OfficerCooper
July 1st, 2006
10:49:27 PM CDT
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What are you talking about? Jack saved we ignorant fools in the nick of time, and replaced the cyber-detonator device with a simple message. DUH!
Me0w
July 1st, 2006
10:58:28 PM CDT
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5'd for Shawshank Redemption music.
Suilenroc
July 1st, 2006
11:03:19 PM CDT
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I'd like to take this moment to thank you, OfficerCooper. YTMND is built off of making fun of people like you. Whether you are the random fool who hurt himself and was then featured in a poor, yet epic site or if you had your Cloudsong stolen, we need you. Thanks.
macusr
July 1st, 2006
11:52:58 PM CDT
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Well, if he can't do anything, we're f*cked
lancelot
July 3rd, 2006
8:17:28 PM CDT
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Man, just stop paying attention to downvoters. Who cares...
Suilenroc
July 6th, 2006
4:37:19 PM CDT
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It makes me feel good about myself when I flame downvoters. That's all.
zuljinforthewin
July 7th, 2006
12:59:23 PM CDT
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Suilenroc
July 13th, 2006
9:03:51 PM CDT
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I have no idea. Apparantly it is from American Beauty, but I found it on YTMND.
Joreal
August 2nd, 2006
11:22:24 AM CDT
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A Bauer is always win.