Captain Kirk is God?!
Created on: June 28th, 2006
Captain Kirk is God?!
phaseblue 
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Bones and Spock contemplate the mysteries of the universe. But Kirk has an unsettling answer to their questions... Behold Kirk's divine vengeance, and despair!
Star Trek V, Shatner via Google
Star Trek V, Ave Satani (The Omen) Jerry Goldsmith

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Koompa
June 28th, 2006
11:50:29 PM CDT
(0)
*Starts the slow clap*
thphilster
June 28th, 2006
11:51:03 PM CDT
(0)
c..l..a..p..c..
kommissarkrunch
June 28th, 2006
11:51:34 PM CDT
(0)
you actually made me clap. YOU are my god now!
RogueFox
June 28th, 2006
11:59:39 PM CDT
(0)
I smell fad.
pp2
June 29th, 2006
12:02:40 AM CDT
(0)
*claps*
phaseblue
June 29th, 2006
12:02:44 AM CDT
(0)
edited to give Kirk the halo I think he should have ;)
Handshakes
June 29th, 2006
12:13:23 AM CDT
(0)
this rocks my sox off.
Cold-NiTe
June 29th, 2006
12:19:32 AM CDT
(0)
Just your presentation on this makes it a winner.
Ducky2002
June 29th, 2006
12:35:36 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHA! *claps*
captkub
June 29th, 2006
12:35:44 AM CDT
(0)
finally a good use for this movie!
drdurpu56
June 29th, 2006
12:39:57 AM CDT
(0)
the music made it hallarious 5
money-hat
June 29th, 2006
12:41:46 AM CDT
(0)
Bravo! Great set up & unexpected follow thru. 11 points.
TheMadMonkey
June 29th, 2006
12:43:03 AM CDT
(0)
Ok, ok. I'll convert from atheism if will shatner is god.
aaf
June 29th, 2006
12:48:15 AM CDT
(0)
Shatner is an awesome god.
s3mpr0n
June 29th, 2006
12:52:52 AM CDT
(0)
scientology had one weakness.....
Popsman
June 29th, 2006
12:55:07 AM CDT
(-1)
My god is small, furry, and happy. I'll give you a hint. NEDM MOTHERf*ckER
Satertek
June 29th, 2006
12:58:42 AM CDT
(1)
No more ST V ytmnds...its too painful
PsIKoTiC
June 29th, 2006
1:29:41 AM CDT
(0)
haha..
Siegmund
June 29th, 2006
1:34:51 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd xD
SithAvenger
June 29th, 2006
1:43:56 AM CDT
(0)
it's an awesome god!
HeatherChandler
June 29th, 2006
1:44:00 AM CDT
(0)
Cheesy poofs, dominus.
Terjay
June 29th, 2006
1:47:27 AM CDT
(0)
Oh my Kirk!
Diraru
June 29th, 2006
1:48:00 AM CDT
(0)
...O_O
WWFdxNWOrules5555
June 29th, 2006
1:49:19 AM CDT
(0)
Great job man. Hope this goes far.
Bradley339
June 29th, 2006
1:52:40 AM CDT
(0)
first time i saw that movie i thought he was going to say he was god (before he says the stupid heart thing)
Punisher28
June 29th, 2006
1:54:07 AM CDT
(0)
lol great stuff
NovaDaveX
June 29th, 2006
2:09:28 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha
Adino
June 29th, 2006
2:30:34 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed, hard.
yiddish
June 29th, 2006
2:40:10 AM CDT
(0)
That music is a winner.
ottervomit
June 29th, 2006
2:45:29 AM CDT
(1)
Shatner is God. This has been known for some time!
Whozamawhatzit
June 29th, 2006
3:06:57 AM CDT
(0)
O_O .................. *clap*
Trebar
June 29th, 2006
3:18:01 AM CDT
(0)
The Shat is my God now.
PeaceFrogLoki
July 31st, 2007
7:19:22 AM CDT
(0)
lmfao the Shat >_<
suevi
June 29th, 2006
4:32:33 AM CDT
(-1)
fails to be funny
MuffinBear
June 29th, 2006
4:32:46 AM CDT
(0)
indeed
Stonen
June 29th, 2006
4:36:59 AM CDT
(0)
HA! HA!
Klappstuhl
June 29th, 2006
5:08:56 AM CDT
(0)
Lawlzors
AnubisX303
June 29th, 2006
5:20:46 AM CDT
(0)
This may be the best YTMND ever!
deutschbag
June 29th, 2006
5:40:07 AM CDT
(0)
I for one welcome our new Rocket-Man singing overlord.
Celark
June 29th, 2006
5:47:00 AM CDT
(0)
lolololoollol new fad definatly
siccoyote
June 29th, 2006
6:08:02 AM CDT
(0)
I lolled, way to take out of context FTW 5
ElPresidente408
June 29th, 2006
7:10:09 AM CDT
(0)
I f*cking knew it
Jedi-of-the-Hills
June 29th, 2006
7:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
Top 5, here you come!
Premonition45
June 29th, 2006
7:35:00 AM CDT
(0)
I, for one, welcome our stone-passing overlord.
bluepandabear
June 29th, 2006
7:49:07 AM CDT
(0)
DOWNVOTER MUST DIE >:o
jbk1981
June 29th, 2006
7:52:44 AM CDT
(0)
hah
magnahelix
June 29th, 2006
8:26:47 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha, take that burger king!
Bupo
June 29th, 2006
8:30:23 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Bubonicdeath
June 29th, 2006
8:32:54 AM CDT
(0)
anyone see that star trek movie were they kill god? yeah that was a good one.
DarthWang
June 29th, 2006
9:29:55 AM CDT
(0)
With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, kids today don't know what the jazz is all about!
DarthWang
January 18th, 2010
6:48:42 PM CST
(0)
I have no idea why I wrote that
Feuerfrei
June 29th, 2006
9:31:36 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG, IF I COULD GIVE THIS 985406985098 RIGHT NOW I WOULD, BEST YTMND HANDS DOWN, AND YES HE IS GOD
phaseblue
June 29th, 2006
10:20:17 AM CDT
(0)
But then, we all suspected that all along, right? ;D I just didn't realize he was such a god of wrath... *hides*
thanatogenos
June 29th, 2006
10:23:10 AM CDT
(0)
Shatner, I would fight William Shatner.
JaziB
June 29th, 2006
10:30:49 AM CDT
(0)
Hahahaha
CaptainRescue
June 29th, 2006
10:35:42 AM CDT
(0)
This wins so hard! Hail Shatner!
themurf
June 29th, 2006
10:53:32 AM CDT
(0)
that is really funny!
series
June 29th, 2006
11:10:52 AM CDT
(0)
haha this is funny for all the right reasons
misspoptart
June 29th, 2006
11:25:57 AM CDT
(0)
GODLY
DoctorJuice
June 29th, 2006
11:34:51 AM CDT
(0)
All hail our girdle wearing god! Huzzah!
mikeyfapper
June 29th, 2006
11:40:23 AM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t, this is a winner.
mrtenk
June 29th, 2006
11:52:06 AM CDT
(0)
LOL WIN, SO HARD.
zuljinforthewin
June 29th, 2006
11:57:18 AM CDT
(-1)
because i'm compensating
InvaderTK
June 29th, 2006
11:59:06 AM CDT
(0)
???
vertigo
June 29th, 2006
12:06:53 PM CDT
(0)
Everyone knows the one true God is Sir Sean Connery.
SWNut
June 29th, 2006
12:11:07 PM CDT
(0)
I, for one, welcome our Shatner overlord.
brine
June 29th, 2006
12:28:00 PM CDT
(0)
YES YES YES
ubermench
June 29th, 2006
12:38:57 PM CDT
(0)
Good, but not overlly funny
LoadMan
June 29th, 2006
12:45:54 PM CDT
(0)
This is SO absurd that it's FANTASTIC. Well done -> 5'ed & Fav'ed.
massivechampions
June 29th, 2006
1:02:00 PM CDT
(0)
o lol
UndeadPrincess
June 29th, 2006
1:41:03 PM CDT
(0)
Nice use of Ave Satani. Seriously, keep it up.
GQboy
June 29th, 2006
1:53:26 PM CDT
(0)
yes he is
funkwich
June 29th, 2006
1:56:35 PM CDT
(0)
our captain is an awesome captain, he reigns from the bridge above...
Kranis
June 29th, 2006
2:08:37 PM CDT
(0)
You Sir, have Destroyed the Internets. Good DAY sir!
pepsicorp
June 29th, 2006
2:32:39 PM CDT
(0)
Our god, is an awesome god.
Pandaman
June 29th, 2006
2:38:35 PM CDT
(0)
Tile hurts.
RollyLolly
June 29th, 2006
3:12:55 PM CDT
(0)
Made of win! ..and god.
ProfessorBooty
June 29th, 2006
3:30:00 PM CDT
(0)
Made me lol.
hormiga
June 29th, 2006
3:34:46 PM CDT
(0)
Shatner uber alles!
MoSteel
June 29th, 2006
3:54:02 PM CDT
(0)
*joins in on the slow clap*
IceCubeOfDoom
June 29th, 2006
4:03:29 PM CDT
(0)
All hail our father, Sir William Shatnter.
stellgod
June 29th, 2006
4:44:54 PM CDT
(0)
OH SNAP!
Mohrdikai
June 29th, 2006
5:39:06 PM CDT
(0)
funny how all these great ytmnds are being made from the worst Star Trek Movie.
mantenna
June 29th, 2006
5:48:40 PM CDT
(0)
I knew it! It all makes sense now!
centrx
June 29th, 2006
6:02:16 PM CDT
(0)
Because of loading, I saw the Hail King Shatner part before the movie clip, which I think is actually better.
Borler
June 29th, 2006
6:03:44 PM CDT
(0)
Which rendition of Ave Satani are you using? I am finding versions that are slow and do not contain heavy bass like the one you have used.
loverofanus
June 29th, 2006
6:09:23 PM CDT
(0)
sweet ending
Throgan
June 29th, 2006
6:15:48 PM CDT
(0)
Not bad... horrible movie though, so no 5.
FalconEddie
June 29th, 2006
6:21:33 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
ElOel
June 29th, 2006
6:44:05 PM CDT
(0)
Maybe he's RIGHT HERE!
LastDay
June 29th, 2006
6:51:21 PM CDT
(0)
...
Asgard01
June 29th, 2006
6:55:56 PM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
vote4pedro
June 29th, 2006
7:10:20 PM CDT
(0)
occe is god bitch
TheHawk332
June 29th, 2006
7:37:54 PM CDT
(0)
dumple
June 29th, 2006
7:41:00 PM CDT
(0)
VERY YES.
Rathos
June 29th, 2006
7:46:46 PM CDT
(0)
woot!
ericspieandcandyslav
June 29th, 2006
7:50:50 PM CDT
(0)
AHAH, wtf? xDD
Corleone
June 29th, 2006
7:51:06 PM CDT
(0)
5 for puuting Ave Satani instead of awesome god
Willsnotgay
June 29th, 2006
7:57:34 PM CDT
(0)
A-a-a-amazing
FalconEddie
June 29th, 2006
8:02:20 PM CDT
(0)
sorry but james t kirk owns picard
TheUnholyPickle
June 29th, 2006
8:06:37 PM CDT
(0)
WTF?
Noble-Ire
June 29th, 2006
8:08:32 PM CDT
(0)
The best thing to ever come out of that damn movie
Patriarch
June 29th, 2006
8:17:24 PM CDT
(0)
DENNY CRANE
blasko
June 29th, 2006
8:19:48 PM CDT
(0)
funny
cyberdog
June 29th, 2006
8:30:33 PM CDT
(0)
winner
elman
June 29th, 2006
8:48:39 PM CDT
(0)
I must be the only one who thinks this could also have a surprise ending with Worf laughing and saying "Impossible."
Worf
June 29th, 2006
8:58:27 PM CDT
(1)
Hahahahahahahaha... impossible.
kev3d
June 29th, 2006
9:13:49 PM CDT
(0)
Shatner Uber Alles
gamekid
June 29th, 2006
9:19:14 PM CDT
(0)
I don't know whether to call it great or scary, the notion of Jehovah Shatner. O_O
Davus
June 29th, 2006
9:23:34 PM CDT
(0)
OH XD
Space-G
June 29th, 2006
9:56:12 PM CDT
(0)
What does God need with a starship?!?!?!
phaseblue
June 29th, 2006
10:00:04 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the votes all. And yeah, I know... Star Trek V is a painful experience. I saw some other YTMND's with Star Trek V scenes, and kinda realized it must be a *goldmine* for harvesting bad/funny scenes though. In the better films, you're usually too busy interpreting scenes the *proper* way. Star Trek V, however, is damn near an MST3K episode... ;)
Zuijiu
June 29th, 2006
10:17:26 PM CDT
(0)
Cheesy yellow eyes definately do it for me man.
likeakiller
June 29th, 2006
10:37:54 PM CDT
(0)
I was going to four it until I saw the sh*t ending. You could've left it as it was without "oh let's yellow out the eyes and add lightning strikes and other stupid sh*t effects". 1'd for poor judgement on what makes a good ytmnd.
LordXanthus
June 29th, 2006
10:47:29 PM CDT
(0)
I smell a new religion here...
c-wane
June 29th, 2006
10:49:05 PM CDT
(0)
haha i just got done watching that movie, that part always disturbs me
phaseblue
June 29th, 2006
10:50:20 PM CDT
(0)
The Shatnerians? Shatneists? Dare I suggest... Shatnologists? Sign me up! 'Cause hey, it's still a more valid religion than Scientology!
underdog
June 29th, 2006
10:51:10 PM CDT
(0)
haaha nice find.
DBCA
June 29th, 2006
10:52:14 PM CDT
(0)
LYVUG!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluehaze
June 29th, 2006
11:11:47 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for not using One-Winged Angel.
JoDB
June 29th, 2006
11:32:32 PM CDT
(0)
...Shatnology?
hewhowearspants
June 30th, 2006
1:28:19 PM CDT
(0)
All Hail the Divine Shat!
splake
July 1st, 2006
12:36:19 AM CDT
(0)
Very funny good work
nobody
July 1st, 2006
11:49:56 AM CDT
(0)
awesome
dark-design
July 1st, 2006
3:23:50 PM CDT
(0)
Easy 5
RedFoxBandit
July 2nd, 2006
1:16:52 AM CDT
(0)
JESUS H CHRIST ROFL
Silentshadow900
July 2nd, 2006
3:18:05 PM CDT
(0)
link to song?
lada
July 5th, 2006
4:21:08 PM CDT
(0)
ROCK ON ROCKETMAN!
ShadowUser
July 5th, 2006
11:16:19 PM CDT
(0)
It's just so Unbelievably Godly. It's insane. I love you.
elman
July 6th, 2006
9:18:34 PM CDT
(0)
Ditto Bluehaze
The-gooch-of-the-lor
July 10th, 2006
2:27:13 AM CDT
(0)
I am in love with Shatner now. Please make the fad.
MrOwl
July 11th, 2006
10:33:03 AM CDT
(0)
Shatner is God!
roq
July 11th, 2006
8:32:50 PM CDT
(0)
haha lol
Nekida
July 11th, 2006
10:59:46 PM CDT
(0)
i lold.
DetatchablePenis
July 15th, 2006
8:08:25 AM CDT
(0)
WHERE SI J0UR G0D N0W f*g0TZ?
TetrisAnarchist
July 23rd, 2006
8:13:41 PM CDT
(0)
It is green. -1 because we all know that Picard is the real god.
Refractor
July 26th, 2006
3:38:58 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha, nicely done!
Cassio
July 30th, 2006
10:13:03 AM CDT
(0)
The ending is bad. Wish it wasnt.
Grunty123
July 31st, 2006
6:56:06 PM CDT
(0)
HA HA A JEWEL
Grunty123
July 31st, 2006
6:57:38 PM CDT
(0)
mosc
August 8th, 2006
9:46:03 AM CDT
(0)
lol, perfectly done shock humor
BTape
August 9th, 2006
10:54:37 PM CDT
(0)
I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN ESCALATOR
lumaga
August 17th, 2006
12:35:09 PM CDT
(0)
Great work.
byelf2007
August 17th, 2006
12:35:39 PM CDT
(0)
What Koompa said.
basbalfrk
August 18th, 2006
3:25:31 PM CDT
(0)
Funny. :P
SnowflakePillow
August 22nd, 2006
3:46:24 PM CDT
(0)
hell ya
Poopsy
August 26th, 2006
5:48:49 PM CDT
(0)
Uhh... Shatner has always been God.
BIGDICK2
September 7th, 2006
7:57:10 PM CDT
(0)
YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! MINE ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SH*T!!! http://www.ytmnd.com/users/BIGDICK/
AgentKoopa
September 8th, 2006
3:26:21 PM CDT
(0)
Good job!
nanashi
September 9th, 2006
12:51:18 AM CDT
(0)
Haha Kirk is god made my day. But that's the Gregorian version of Ave Satani.
Sexymofo-ptkfgs
September 18th, 2006
5:51:58 AM CDT
(0)
you WIN, please try again ^_^
crazyphoenix
September 18th, 2006
8:04:17 PM CDT
(0)
More like the devil.
HelJugoth
September 19th, 2006
9:58:20 PM CDT
(0)
RIGHT HERE!
PhantomVyse
September 22nd, 2006
10:14:15 PM CDT
(0)
IRrower
September 23rd, 2006
12:40:01 PM CDT
(0)
lol Shatner FTW!
VOTECODER5
September 28th, 2006
10:32:46 PM CDT
(0)
I Loved your sitehttp://captainjamestgod.ytmnd.com5'ed
Ryushinku
October 2nd, 2006
3:12:38 PM CDT
(0)
Very nice...even knowing the joke that was coming, the images and music made for a great punchline.
Trilroy
October 2nd, 2006
9:42:50 PM CDT
(0)
My God. This deserves so much more than this little five that I can give it.
DaveBeaty
October 4th, 2006
9:58:26 PM CDT
(0)
I can't beleive I've never given God Kirk the worship he deserves! 5'd! FAV'd!
Nktalloth
October 18th, 2006
1:39:10 AM CDT
(0)
I do believe this deserves a HELL YES. He needs to have fire all over the place behind him, tho.
takuguy
October 19th, 2006
11:40:39 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
DarthWang
December 17th, 2006
9:46:23 PM CST
(0)
5
bonushobo
January 6th, 2007
3:16:59 AM CST
(1)
Say, Muse, their Names then known, who first, who last, Rous'd from the slumber, on that fiery Couch, At thir great Emperors call, as next in worth
Shelverman
January 12th, 2007
6:42:58 PM CST
(0)
This... is... beautiful.
Shelverman
January 14th, 2007
11:12:12 AM CST
(0)
Hey, my vote didn't take before... Let's fix that.
Comb1ner
February 19th, 2007
5:32:59 PM CST
(0)
:D
Phluxy
April 2nd, 2007
5:45:57 PM CDT
(0)
i think he was implying god was in the human heart.
tariqalsuave
October 4th, 2007
3:42:37 AM CDT
(0)
Shatner directed that awful movie, so, he was god on set...
Robo-h
October 6th, 2007
10:00:30 AM CDT
(0)
I once was blind but now I see!
jamesspills
October 8th, 2007
8:24:51 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking sex
Jovian
January 1st, 2008
11:52:08 PM CST
(0)
a god perhapes, but not the high god