Letter about Xenu
Created on: June 25th, 2006
Letter about Xenu
DarthWang 
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Letter about Xenu
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mmario
June 25th, 2006
8:10:44 PM CDT
(1)
lol, xarko
Locke5
June 25th, 2006
8:11:19 PM CDT
(-1)
lol, Hail Xenu!
DeadPenguin
June 25th, 2006
8:11:49 PM CDT
(2)
5'd for Xenu playing DDR
allthatisman
June 25th, 2006
8:12:28 PM CDT
(1)
Instant 5
SpaceDolphin
June 25th, 2006
8:14:46 PM CDT
(2)
highest rating I've given a scientology site because I love the letters about sites
Flytrap
June 25th, 2006
8:18:08 PM CDT
(1)
Awesome.
Smon
June 25th, 2006
8:48:43 PM CDT
(1)
This makes me a saaaaaaaaaaad panda.
CommieWerewolf
June 25th, 2006
8:53:57 PM CDT
(1)
:( FREE XENU!
NorthStar
June 25th, 2006
8:57:27 PM CDT
(1)
* wipes away tear *
divsky
June 25th, 2006
9:10:51 PM CDT
(3)
We should start up a fund to help out poor Xenu. In return for their donations, we could offer people counsoling, or "auditing" sessions to help them deal with the grief of knowing Xenu's true story. We could also make them hold on to a pair of electrically charged dildos while doing it, just for fun. $12,000/person seems a reasonable donation.
mikeyfapper
June 25th, 2006
9:13:42 PM CDT
(3)
I love how Xenu is too depressed to wash his head.
Aero
June 25th, 2006
9:15:15 PM CDT
(2)
marginal use of his legs, enough to play DDR, lol
PhantomToJ
June 25th, 2006
9:26:33 PM CDT
(-2)
5'd http://strap.ytmnd.com/
tibber
June 25th, 2006
9:29:56 PM CDT
(1)
for the win!
guydeathmachine
June 25th, 2006
9:32:09 PM CDT
(2)
Xenu beat me at ddr once, then he cut off my legs :(
AngeloF
June 25th, 2006
9:49:31 PM CDT
(1)
i see what you did there
FigmentJedi
June 25th, 2006
9:50:47 PM CDT
(1)
LoL, Allen Peppers the Alien.
oldskooldork
June 25th, 2006
9:58:01 PM CDT
(1)
I cried. 5.
iceman1616
June 25th, 2006
10:09:19 PM CDT
(1)
total fake show some proof
Paulie1980
June 25th, 2006
10:18:34 PM CDT
(1)
3'd only because you didn't properly name the song: Final Fantasy VI - Forever Rachel
Gomras
June 25th, 2006
10:20:52 PM CDT
(1)
bahahaha deja vu of Allen Peppers
naken
June 25th, 2006
10:34:23 PM CDT
(1)
HAHAHA
RupeeClock
June 25th, 2006
10:37:04 PM CDT
(1)
Ahahaha! Great brian peppers parody!
hhhh64
June 25th, 2006
10:39:47 PM CDT
(1)
Aww... poor Xenu. :p
periapos
June 25th, 2006
10:42:28 PM CDT
(1)
mantenna
June 25th, 2006
10:48:16 PM CDT
(1)
:_( Damn you L.Ron and Tom Cruise for making Xenu out to be some kind of monster!
Yiddish-Cup
June 25th, 2006
10:57:17 PM CDT
(1)
The thought of Xenu playing DDR brings a hilarious image to mind. You get a 4.
Bill--Bisco
June 25th, 2006
11:01:29 PM CDT
(1)
Made me laugh
ScreenName123
June 25th, 2006
11:03:47 PM CDT
(1)
That... that's so true, and so sad. We need to stop L. Ron. Hubbard, before it's too late.
manoshandsoffate
June 25th, 2006
11:14:31 PM CDT
(1)
free xenu
billybones
June 25th, 2006
11:23:21 PM CDT
(0)
The final nail in the coffin was the "true to life Darth Vader" part.
BotKiller
June 25th, 2006
11:26:49 PM CDT
(1)
LMAO
phils314
June 25th, 2006
11:29:07 PM CDT
(1)
Xenu can play DDR? Who _wouldn't_ convert to a religion that involves DDR?
Fret
June 26th, 2006
12:02:09 AM CDT
(1)
good, but shouldn't be tiled
Cold-NiTe
June 26th, 2006
12:26:23 AM CDT
(1)
OH MY GOD. YOU WIN. ohhh god I love good parody... XD
swartkrans
June 26th, 2006
12:41:48 AM CDT
(1)
This owns Allen lol
pyrobunny1337
June 26th, 2006
12:43:25 AM CDT
(1)
5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o0Ender0o
June 26th, 2006
12:51:33 AM CDT
(0)
I'm done with my Xenu bashing fad praises :(
Popsman
June 26th, 2006
12:53:56 AM CDT
(2)
Hilarious. Are you sure he's "intergalactic planetary" and not "planetary intergalactic" or "another dimension a new galaxy?" :P
xycos
June 26th, 2006
12:56:32 AM CDT
(1)
GOOD spoof!
Chaide
June 26th, 2006
12:56:57 AM CDT
(1)
IF ONLY MICHAEL WOLFSON WERE HERE TO SHED LIGHT ON THE TRUTH
Akrady
June 26th, 2006
1:00:05 AM CDT
(1)
Win.
TheGuesswho
June 26th, 2006
1:03:32 AM CDT
(1)
Just enough for DDR...
Squigle1337
June 26th, 2006
1:06:58 AM CDT
(1)
+4 for a funny ytmnd, +1 for your name.
Humphro
June 26th, 2006
1:10:26 AM CDT
(1)
Centered image would have been better.
Pettitman
June 26th, 2006
1:20:51 AM CDT
(1)
Holy freaking snap, this is a REALLY good site!
IceWarm
June 26th, 2006
1:26:46 AM CDT
(1)
IceWarm
June 26th, 2006
1:29:01 AM CDT
(1)
Nice
Valawrath
June 26th, 2006
1:41:10 AM CDT
(1)
OMG YES
MrFizzy
June 26th, 2006
1:53:24 AM CDT
(1)
lmao, this is even better than the "push it to the limit" letter.
Houtian
June 26th, 2006
1:57:32 AM CDT
(2)
Weird, even though I tried to convince others that the Brain Peppers letter was fake, this one seems. . . true.
KoKo37
June 26th, 2006
2:15:15 AM CDT
(1)
lol at Xenu playing DDR.
Merkilo
June 26th, 2006
2:43:49 AM CDT
(1)
im sorry i didnt realize the real story, i'll go delete my xenu sites now
nukedlikely
June 26th, 2006
2:45:39 AM CDT
(1)
ff6 = 5'd
Toadmaster89
June 26th, 2006
2:57:10 AM CDT
(1)
Xarco XD lololol
ultrakevin900
June 26th, 2006
3:21:40 AM CDT
(0)
That was f'ing hilarious, man.
lawlzorz
June 26th, 2006
3:51:15 AM CDT
(0)
Oh. My. f*cking. God. Win.
Redizhot
June 26th, 2006
4:43:42 AM CDT
(0)
Aaah, you shoulda made your username Xarko though.
Paulunga
June 26th, 2006
6:56:10 AM CDT
(0)
Xarko Peppers are good on pizza.
vitafin
June 26th, 2006
7:22:42 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd. Also I issue a notice stating that this website be removed for copyright reasons.
GIVEMEREPLAY
June 26th, 2006
7:41:23 AM CDT
(-3)
"now that's how you revive old fads!" Now, thats how you kill YTMND with a lack of new creative ideas and old, withered, dead fads!
jeeper
June 26th, 2006
7:53:28 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant
mrvlcmcs
June 26th, 2006
8:38:20 AM CDT
(0)
HAIL ZENU!
Jaysus
June 26th, 2006
9:10:29 AM CDT
(0)
lol, DDR and scientology, what a great mix.
VasTheStm
June 26th, 2006
9:15:40 AM CDT
(0)
Hail Xarko!
Corevirus
June 26th, 2006
9:49:22 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG TEH WINZ!!!!!!
Abel2
June 26th, 2006
10:01:01 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for mocking Allen Peppers. Free Xenu!!!
ghosttown80
June 26th, 2006
10:15:11 AM CDT
(0)
sweet
SWNut
June 26th, 2006
10:28:02 AM CDT
(0)
That was incredibly well written.
Jonathyn
June 26th, 2006
10:29:43 AM CDT
(0)
A tear for Xarko's brother.
InfallibleRoxi
June 26th, 2006
11:15:33 AM CDT
(0)
DDR ftw
Dongslam
June 26th, 2006
11:22:43 AM CDT
(0)
music is from FF3 and your a towel . 5
iotakappaphi
June 26th, 2006
11:37:34 AM CDT
(0)
lol that worked pretty well
Nightshiver00
June 26th, 2006
11:37:59 AM CDT
(0)
I saw this in the recently createdd yesterday. Bitch.
Insert
June 26th, 2006
11:53:34 AM CDT
(0)
lmao at "helped me raise my own pupae"
ashpoop
June 26th, 2006
11:57:16 AM CDT
(0)
I actually lol'd. Charging his ray gun...hahah.
ucuknow
June 26th, 2006
12:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol ddr.
Hoinah
June 26th, 2006
12:49:51 PM CDT
(0)
Ill 5 it if you actually credit the song, not the ytmnd you got it from
keeavin
June 26th, 2006
1:04:35 PM CDT
(0)
I'm not reading that.
Funglebum
June 26th, 2006
1:46:16 PM CDT
(0)
Hy-larious.
Mr-Shroom
June 26th, 2006
1:52:40 PM CDT
(0)
;-;
anono
June 26th, 2006
1:55:12 PM CDT
(0)
5'd merely for the comedic effect of the final fantasy 6 music. Letter with a unique twist on the fad sealed the deal.
FredDurks
June 26th, 2006
2:03:50 PM CDT
(0)
XENU's brother's name is XARKO. This letter is real funny
neo214
June 26th, 2006
2:13:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol 5 for ddr
erifneerg
June 26th, 2006
2:13:55 PM CDT
(0)
amazing!
mcnichoj
June 26th, 2006
2:20:56 PM CDT
(0)
"Let my people go!" - Moses
ibanezdude
June 26th, 2006
2:42:12 PM CDT
(0)
perfection lol
fishing4aspoon
June 26th, 2006
2:58:30 PM CDT
(0)
Aww, how cute. The alien has a soul.
Gawd
June 26th, 2006
3:00:56 PM CDT
(0)
tl:dr
somedude41582
June 26th, 2006
3:16:25 PM CDT
(0)
sry xemu, i'm sry *sob*
zuljinforthewin
June 26th, 2006
3:58:38 PM CDT
(0)
originality = 5
Lanik
June 26th, 2006
4:06:32 PM CDT
(0)
planetary intergalactic, intergalactic planetary
Ranxerox
June 26th, 2006
4:14:34 PM CDT
(0)
ddr, lol
CoolJammer00
June 26th, 2006
4:21:17 PM CDT
(0)
another dimension, another dimension
InvaderTK
June 26th, 2006
4:28:11 PM CDT
(0)
You'll get a 5 once you center the pic.
Walter43210
June 26th, 2006
5:04:07 PM CDT
(0)
Great parody.
funkwich
June 26th, 2006
5:18:16 PM CDT
(0)
walk, play ddr, etc. lol
kiwibonga
June 26th, 2006
5:28:46 PM CDT
(0)
I stopped making fun of Xenu a long time ago. Everyone on the internet is just a bunch of finger pointers. I hope you're all ashamed of the damage you caused.
isonoe
June 26th, 2006
5:41:09 PM CDT
(0)
lolz
waffleninja
June 26th, 2006
5:53:53 PM CDT
(0)
The hydrogen bombs dentonated prematurely
DonkeyKong96
June 26th, 2006
6:35:43 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, he plays starcraft 0_0 COOL! LOL! Isnt "intergalactic planetary" a song by the beasti boys??
Israfil
June 26th, 2006
6:57:56 PM CDT
(0)
Aww.... lets free xenu...he cant do any more harm.
FlickMasher
June 26th, 2006
7:05:33 PM CDT
(-1)
wall o text for a 1 star you unimaginative bastard
DrTeeth
June 26th, 2006
7:29:58 PM CDT
(0)
now you just need to make a parody of part 3 of those letters, only with Locke's theme instead of the Back to the Future theme during the punchline
TheReconHunter
June 26th, 2006
8:15:18 PM CDT
(0)
*sniff*
Rakudakaji
June 26th, 2006
8:50:11 PM CDT
(0)
Scientologists roll Draenie!
Nodownvote
June 26th, 2006
9:27:10 PM CDT
(0)
i laughed,i cried,i crapped my pants,i 5'd
mrob
June 26th, 2006
9:57:18 PM CDT
(0)
RETARDED. 5.
Corporate
June 26th, 2006
11:13:14 PM CDT
(0)
center it, don't tile it
jorrar
June 26th, 2006
11:20:33 PM CDT
(0)
lol xenu!
bigandrew5000
June 26th, 2006
11:44:49 PM CDT
(0)
I shed a tear.. FREE XENU!!!!
Bupo
June 27th, 2006
6:13:11 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
SeniorDuck
June 30th, 2006
7:41:30 PM CDT
(1)
LOL, Xonny Xarko.
Noble-Ire
July 1st, 2006
9:41:47 PM CDT
(0)
I cried.
DoomFrost
July 3rd, 2006
12:43:35 AM CDT
(1)
I just visited Xenu a few days ago. He told me not to reveal his location...
BTape
July 3rd, 2006
12:44:12 AM CDT
(0)
I feel for ya Xarko
SpongyEvil
July 3rd, 2006
8:46:51 AM CDT
(0)
:'(
CapoMafia
July 17th, 2006
10:41:02 AM CDT
(0)
:(
WiredSith
July 26th, 2006
5:39:47 AM CDT
(0)
Poor tyrant.
omgwut
August 17th, 2006
7:14:26 PM CDT
(0)
lol send that to the scientology website LOL
Trilroy
September 5th, 2006
7:42:48 PM CDT
(0)
Poor little Xenu...
Tehfox
September 18th, 2006
5:45:45 PM CDT
(-1)
Enjoy the upvote. Remember, keep working hard, and someday... maybe, just maybe, you can grow up to be just like me
Sandhand02
September 18th, 2006
7:00:16 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for the Brian Peppers Parody
ReheatedChineseTake-
September 21st, 2006
8:41:19 PM CDT
(0)
Aw. Poor Xenu... Group hug everyone!
benjaphar
November 7th, 2006
1:36:44 PM CST
(0)
LOL, That's pretty funny.
docsigma
December 29th, 2006
8:58:08 AM CST
(0)
The "intergalactic planetary" line made me laugh so freaking hard. Many 5's for you
fourest
March 6th, 2007
7:16:34 PM CST
(-1)
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k0mputer
March 19th, 2007
6:46:40 PM CDT
(-1)
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DeaconRage
March 31st, 2007
9:39:05 PM CDT
(0)
no good u&c = auto 5 for darthwang, A true PoliticalWars fad site supporter 8)
fourest
June 8th, 2007
3:01:57 PM CDT
(-1)
WAS AT 4.15 LOLOL
maplejet
June 14th, 2007
1:40:03 PM CDT
(0)
lol darthwang
RubilacEx
July 4th, 2007
9:08:03 PM CDT
(1)
This site is horrible
zelda3002
July 13th, 2007
3:57:47 AM CDT
(0)
HAIL XARKO!
sanvarin
September 2nd, 2007
10:48:56 AM CDT
(1)
the sad truth is that he isn't even that good at DDR :(
Captain-L337
October 9th, 2007
7:36:33 PM CDT
(1)
Xenu plays DDR and is intergalactic planetary? You have lost me to the scientologists
filibuster
October 26th, 2007
6:02:34 PM CDT
(2)
havent laughed so hard at a ytmnd in months
carreiRa
November 28th, 2007
9:24:17 PM CST
(1)
Omg intergalactic DDR fight.
mariostar06
December 28th, 2007
9:52:57 AM CST
(1)
5
omgbomb
January 29th, 2008
4:56:37 PM CST
(0)
worst ytmnd ever, shut up idiots
solac3
January 31st, 2008
7:22:19 PM CST
(1)
oh so good 5
CL3V3RN4M3
March 21st, 2008
5:35:01 PM CDT
(1)