Jesus & Raptor > Xenu (Its Scientology)
Created on: June 16th, 2006
Jesus & Raptor > Xenu (Its Scientology)
phenol 
jesusvsxenu.ytmnd.com
Jesus and Raptor Jesus finish Xenu once and for all. I'm not changing Xenu to L. Ron because Xenu's skin tone / abnormal appearance fits in closer to that of the orc that gets killed.
Lord of the Rings : Return of the King (extended) + my edits
Rich Mullins - Awesome God

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soulwithtime
June 16th, 2006
2:11:33 AM CDT
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lol
eVad
June 16th, 2006
2:15:36 AM CDT
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I have never laughed SO f*ckING HARD at a YTMND. FAV'D FOR LIFE.
JuanDos
June 16th, 2006
2:22:34 AM CDT
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Great image, horrendous sound.
g0ast
June 16th, 2006
2:24:14 AM CDT
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Lol, rawr back at cha!
BlackMantis
June 16th, 2006
2:37:47 AM CDT
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5'd for Jesus and Raptor Jesus.
ArrowHead
June 16th, 2006
2:45:26 AM CDT
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it's Hubbard we're supposed to be killing, not Xenu.
NESer
June 16th, 2006
2:53:03 AM CDT
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Actually, Xenu is scientology's enemy. Kthnx, but good job anyway.
InsaneKenny
June 16th, 2006
2:56:32 AM CDT
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I always loved that part in the extended version.
CamoSnake
June 16th, 2006
2:57:33 AM CDT
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win
TheGuesswho
June 16th, 2006
3:08:14 AM CDT
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GO JESUS AND RAPTOR!
muhaffad
June 16th, 2006
3:29:49 AM CDT
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Where's my f*cking money?
Kementari
June 16th, 2006
3:35:11 AM CDT
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He's Jesus, lol Yeah, lol lol
PresidentFunny
June 16th, 2006
3:38:15 AM CDT
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5'd for Lord of the Rings, Aragorn, Gimli, Éowyn, Jesus, Raptor Jesus and Xenu's death.
Crayola
June 16th, 2006
3:46:03 AM CDT
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Xenu is the "devil" in Scientology...
spinFX
June 16th, 2006
3:54:29 AM CDT
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ROFL
Popsman
June 16th, 2006
4:34:19 AM CDT
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That's motherf*cking right. Except you're severely lacking in Happy Cat, and Jesus is black.
Popsman
June 16th, 2006
4:37:54 AM CDT
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Oh yeah, and make it Xenu instead of Hubbard, them bitches f*cking hate Xenu.
papajohn
June 16th, 2006
4:43:34 AM CDT
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dude I can't tell wtf just happened
Scot
June 16th, 2006
6:05:24 AM CDT
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LMFAO!
rubove
June 16th, 2006
6:05:51 AM CDT
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"rawr!11" ROFLMAO!
Lewisham
June 16th, 2006
6:11:39 AM CDT
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Immensely funny
Michilus
June 16th, 2006
6:19:45 AM CDT
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Wonderful. I'm enjoying most of this Scientology stuff.
PeersShaun
June 16th, 2006
6:33:15 AM CDT
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Keep it Xenu, Xenu is funny!
Davidian
June 16th, 2006
6:35:57 AM CDT
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Wth is there a raptor lol haha
swamphox
June 16th, 2006
6:57:37 AM CDT
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I like it but why not have jesus raptor and xenu slaying L ron hubbard?
CaptainRescue
June 16th, 2006
7:01:59 AM CDT
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Jesus strikes again!
TastyLobster
June 16th, 2006
7:18:58 AM CDT
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The animation really bothers me because it's so inconsistant... also, we don't wanna kill Xenu
ffmusicdj
June 16th, 2006
7:31:33 AM CDT
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heh funny
Nehemah
June 16th, 2006
7:33:54 AM CDT
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hahaha
Daggorly
June 16th, 2006
7:50:09 AM CDT
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:( at Xenu
MediocreMarvel
June 16th, 2006
7:50:58 AM CDT
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Xenu is on our side...
fettoki
June 16th, 2006
7:51:13 AM CDT
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lol rawr!!
Daggorly
June 16th, 2006
7:59:35 AM CDT
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sorry , but the gif lag + xenu is on our side..
zcar
June 16th, 2006
8:09:35 AM CDT
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wtf
JimCramer
June 16th, 2006
8:35:50 AM CDT
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Very funny. BTW there will be some crybabies who say that we shouldn't have anything Anti-Xenu well blow them off, if you're that serious about YTMND then you shouldn't be on YTMND.
Gheyz0r
June 16th, 2006
8:45:14 AM CDT
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Fail for lack of realizing that Xenu is Scientology's enemy, not their mascot. Tool.
insanityinc
June 16th, 2006
9:52:10 AM CDT
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FREE XENU!!!
zalb
June 16th, 2006
10:00:51 AM CDT
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I don't remember that scene but raptor jesus would clearly beat xenu so 4'd.
BrendantheJedi
June 16th, 2006
10:06:15 AM CDT
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The Savior of Humanity with savior of Dinosaurs and /b/tards unite!
guydeathmachine
June 16th, 2006
10:10:06 AM CDT
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raptor jesus killed for our sins!
Bubonicdeath
June 16th, 2006
10:27:49 AM CDT
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cleary that is evil xenu
DanTheMan101
June 16th, 2006
11:57:52 AM CDT
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double jesus FTW
phenol
June 16th, 2006
2:44:14 PM CDT
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Gif Lag is in there on purpose to give people time to read the text (especially when Raptor Jesus rawrs).
dlw2080
June 16th, 2006
2:51:36 PM CDT
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LOL. Listen to all these f*gs who are downing you for using Xenu! 5'd just for that. They must be scientologist. Who cares if Xenu is their devil? It's funny. GTH 'tards. Also, first YTMND w/ that song that i've liked. Oh, and also, Rawrrrr!
Strider1233
June 16th, 2006
3:06:19 PM CDT
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Lmao! This is great! But now you got the damn song stuck in my head :(
The-Watchman
June 16th, 2006
3:20:08 PM CDT
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It's obvious now Xenu and Hubbard were working together. Luckily Jesus and Raptor figuerd it out.
phthoggos
June 16th, 2006
5:53:28 PM CDT
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our god IS an awesome god.
SpliceVW
June 16th, 2006
6:36:20 PM CDT
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YEAH!!! Go Raptor and Jesus!!
ColdStone
June 16th, 2006
7:27:55 PM CDT
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Unexpected Tag Team Action
Strider1233
June 16th, 2006
10:30:49 PM CDT
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P.S. You dont need to be a christian to think Jesus is a total badass.
Klapaucius
June 16th, 2006
11:43:18 PM CDT
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Xenu needs to be replaced with Hubbard.
Inziladun
June 17th, 2006
1:01:14 AM CDT
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They cut off way too many limbs in that movie, come on, it's an arm not butter!
Lasada
June 17th, 2006
3:29:47 PM CDT
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heh heh. Nice Jesus head splicing. Now I just need to find out why gimli is a raptor.
tom-sawyer
June 26th, 2006
11:50:05 AM CDT
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random hilarity ensues
Adino
June 27th, 2006
1:36:18 PM CDT
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lol
merahk
July 2nd, 2006
9:01:54 PM CDT
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Loved it
moskauman
July 4th, 2006
3:41:42 PM CDT
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Awesome work. The Lord pwns all. Even Chuck Norris.
Sylvester
July 8th, 2006
3:19:54 PM CDT
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XD
Dismal
July 10th, 2006
10:13:34 PM CDT
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"Actually, Xenu is scientology's enemy."
zuljinforthewin
July 11th, 2006
10:57:07 AM CDT
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-332483848432 for scientology, +33248384322 for penis
CDZ
July 11th, 2006
2:56:56 PM CDT
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JESUS FTW.
Lambon
July 18th, 2006
12:19:36 AM CDT
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change xenu to to L.Ron and shut up unless...you are one of them!
phenol
July 18th, 2006
11:07:24 AM CDT
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"I'm not changing Xenu to L. Ron because Xenu's skin tone / abnormal appearance fits in closer to that of the orc that gets killed."
Refractor
July 18th, 2006
6:23:27 PM CDT
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Jesus, FTW
cyclonus
July 20th, 2006
7:13:41 PM CDT
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omg this is awesome! lol :D
nutnics
July 22nd, 2006
3:58:51 PM CDT
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loo
FiveMinutesAlone
July 24th, 2006
8:00:11 PM CDT
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tooo much going on, LE CONFUSEEEED
l337sponge
July 26th, 2006
5:16:08 AM CDT
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funny lol
reversebladezero
July 26th, 2006
10:15:48 AM CDT
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Go Jesus & Raptor. W00t!
vaulker
July 30th, 2006
12:47:20 PM CDT
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hahahaha
Gorm
August 1st, 2006
11:47:32 PM CDT
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That's an epic ytmnd ftw!
Icix
August 11th, 2006
12:44:50 AM CDT
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hahahahhahahaha thats great
DeathCoil
August 22nd, 2006
9:15:42 PM CDT
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The roflcopter has landed
Ninjagerbilassassin9
August 22nd, 2006
11:41:04 PM CDT
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Awesome ytmnd, but I hate that scene (so lame! Eowyn was a f*ckin badass, she'da taken that mofo DOWN.)
Deathborn
August 24th, 2006
9:05:08 AM CDT
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Go get them jesus!!
Winchester
September 5th, 2006
12:50:09 AM CDT
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Epic, just freaking epic
Icecream458
September 5th, 2006
1:47:27 PM CDT
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win
whitepower89
September 13th, 2006
6:33:56 PM CDT
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This is hillarious, but Xenu is against scientology. Just letting you know.
Pittst3r
September 14th, 2006
12:44:11 PM CDT
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kekekekek
Bobiam
September 14th, 2006
8:40:03 PM CDT
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This is my FAVOURITE YTMND -yet-. CAPITAL job!
YodaMoFo
September 17th, 2006
9:50:35 PM CDT
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go raptor jesus go!
moocowgomoo
September 23rd, 2006
12:37:43 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus is like icing on top of icing
Ochobobo
October 9th, 2006
10:49:59 PM CDT
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lol
dan1305
October 16th, 2006
4:59:22 PM CDT
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jesus and raptor jesus side by side... priceless... :')
iMilkman
October 20th, 2006
1:01:29 AM CDT
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rawr
punkisdead
December 23rd, 2006
2:17:43 AM CST
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Nice!
joenopride
February 2nd, 2007
7:19:39 AM CST
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Jesus and Raptor Jesus teaming is awesome!
Vipey1337
April 28th, 2007
8:54:08 PM CDT
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amazing.
Chetech
September 30th, 2007
1:28:36 AM CDT
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Jesus for the win!
ytho
October 19th, 2007
11:42:14 PM CDT
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