Xenu Fights Back (Scientology)
Created on: June 15th, 2006
Xenu Fights Back (Scientology)
DZK 
Xenu Fights BACK! - download mp3 at http://dzk.dmusic.com

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June 16th, 2006
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Lol. This kicks ass.
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Alan sherman for the win ^_^
June 16th, 2006
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Awesome.
June 16th, 2006
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Not brilliant, not awesome, not the best ytmnd evar, but definitely good.
June 16th, 2006
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and a keychain!
June 16th, 2006
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BEST... YTMND... EVER!
June 16th, 2006
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It would be good, but i can't stand DZK's voice :/
June 16th, 2006
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Brilliant.
June 16th, 2006
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Good work but I didn't like the voice effect. Still a 5 tho
June 16th, 2006
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MORE XENU!
June 16th, 2006
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Could have used some beats in the middle.... otherwise... a 5 for you.
June 16th, 2006
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Pure adulterated win.
June 16th, 2006
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i love you
June 16th, 2006
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tight! This is done right
June 16th, 2006
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yuo r winnar.
June 16th, 2006
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I would love to add the music to my music list to listen to while I'm surfing the web! 5!
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for asskicking.
June 16th, 2006
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Best thing you've done.
June 16th, 2006
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perfect, well done!
June 16th, 2006
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awesome!
June 16th, 2006
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should be number 1
June 16th, 2006
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wicked
June 16th, 2006
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lol "I'm lookin' at you John Travolta!". 5!
June 16th, 2006
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that has got to be the best ytmnd song ever.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd because I want the keychain.
June 16th, 2006
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Where's the fight? Not even Intergalatic?
June 16th, 2006
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LOL, I find the story of Jesus to be more believable.
June 16th, 2006
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damn it this is f*cking awesome
June 16th, 2006
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this needs a place on the next ytmnd soundtrack
June 16th, 2006
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Lawl.
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Pretty coolz.
June 16th, 2006
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not your best, but still 100% DZK
June 16th, 2006
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Sign here.
June 16th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH
June 16th, 2006
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Xenu is the new Haley...let's all run a gangbang train on Xenu. You guys in?
June 16th, 2006
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I know the sound of DZK!
June 16th, 2006
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Sounding like Megatron was what really made this.
June 16th, 2006
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Funny. Accuracy slim, but entertaining.
June 16th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHA "I don't know, black people?"
June 16th, 2006
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One of the best YTMND's of all time, I'm beginning to abhor the Scientology fad, but sh*t like this just makes it all worth while, thank you for this wonderfully f*ckin hilarious YTMND!
June 16th, 2006
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OMG DZK
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can I get yo numba
June 16th, 2006
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harhar
June 16th, 2006
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lol, this is awesome!
June 16th, 2006
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You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.
June 16th, 2006
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ownage.
June 16th, 2006
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I don't enjoy your singing.
June 16th, 2006
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brillant, best and only anti-scientology song I've ever heard
June 16th, 2006
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Nice try with the Vocoder. You still have to sing though.
June 16th, 2006
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HEIL XENU!
June 16th, 2006
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I thought it was black people all along...
June 16th, 2006
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lol black people, 5
June 16th, 2006
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WINNAR
June 16th, 2006
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5'd
June 16th, 2006
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And a keychain.
June 16th, 2006
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^ 900th comment made by me! :D ^
June 16th, 2006
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gj n1gger
June 16th, 2006
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xD
June 16th, 2006
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WESTSIDE!
June 16th, 2006
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crap
June 16th, 2006
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DZK is the sh*t
June 16th, 2006
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f*cking win.
June 16th, 2006
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eh.... it's not all crap
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this is true lunacy!
June 16th, 2006
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Whoa!! That's bad ass.
June 16th, 2006
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eh, stick with haley
June 16th, 2006
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Oh man. f*cking ... wow. This is awesome. This f*cking rules. 'I'm looking at you John Travolta!' Win.
June 16th, 2006
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Most of the lyrics were good, some were not. Overall good work.
June 16th, 2006
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Its not that great. Your voice sounds really annoying in this. I think thats what really ruined it for me. Also, Xenu is supposed to be the bad guy in the scientology religion. Eh, I'll give 2 for the effort.
June 16th, 2006
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what no drugs? :(
June 16th, 2006
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umm... xenu is thier devil... they don't like or worship xenu.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for f*cking up facts.
June 16th, 2006
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seriously, i f*cking love this, the voice acting where xenu tells the story of what he did is so flawless, I can't picture xenu having a better voice.
June 16th, 2006
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so annoying
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I dig.
June 16th, 2006
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you win, stewie makes it 5
June 16th, 2006
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And a free keychain!
June 16th, 2006
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LOL, "I'm looking at you travolta"
June 16th, 2006
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I like that back ground voice :) Oh i also 1d the person in the 5 spot so you can make top 5
June 16th, 2006
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yoU CAN EAT 5 of my baBIEs
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lawlerskates
June 16th, 2006
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hahaha, great. (Also prolly number 1.)
June 16th, 2006
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LOL BLACK PEOPLE?
June 16th, 2006
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Impressive, most impressive.
June 16th, 2006
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Neat.
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hahahhahaha excellent audio first rate job with the lyrics
June 16th, 2006
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"Ooooh my god no waaaay" Oh bitch you got fived bitch Saw that episode yesterday :-)
June 16th, 2006
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Oh man, this is painful.
June 16th, 2006
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sucks the music is horrible
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what causes lifes problems? i dunno black people???? lmao that part was awesome
June 16th, 2006
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DZK FTW.
June 16th, 2006
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black people? Lol
June 16th, 2006
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Scientology sucks,
June 16th, 2006
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Best Site Ever. Black people?
June 16th, 2006
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Again, DZK is for the win. Genius. 5'd.
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That was pretty great.
June 16th, 2006
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THE MOTHER SHIP IS CALLING. WOOO!
June 17th, 2006
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This needs more exposure.
June 17th, 2006
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By the way, Sitsu's criticism of this ytmnd is unfair. ;)
June 17th, 2006
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Great song. Kind of crapy image. So a good round 3:)
June 17th, 2006
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Teehee
June 17th, 2006
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I didn't have to listen to the song to automatically five this. DZK owns.
June 17th, 2006
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pure amazingness!
June 17th, 2006
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aaahhhh! sorry! meant to five!
June 17th, 2006
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DZK f*ckin' rocks.
June 17th, 2006
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Was good. Should change it around alittle though...towards the middle it kinda gets slow.
June 17th, 2006
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DZK is the coolest wigger ever
June 17th, 2006
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needs moar DC-8
June 17th, 2006
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I was about to vote 4... then they rhymed "Hubbard" and "Mother". XD
June 17th, 2006
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DZK works is always entertaining, love how you stick it to scientology
June 17th, 2006
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Purely awesome.
June 17th, 2006
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yes! FT f*cking W
June 17th, 2006
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ahahahahaha!...... hahahahahahaha!!!
June 17th, 2006
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It's a great song, but new members to Scientology don't sign up to the Xenu story. Most Scientologists don't actually reach the level where they learn about Xenu. When Scientologists join the religion it's based on the pseudoscience Dianetics.
June 18th, 2006
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Oh yes!
June 18th, 2006
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Xenu = enemy of scientology = friend to many. This isn't terribly accurate, but good scientolomockery.
June 18th, 2006
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Genius. This is absolute genius at its purest.
June 18th, 2006
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE YTMND EVER!!! I sing this song in the shower and before I go to bed
June 18th, 2006
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lol xenu
June 18th, 2006
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holy sh*t me too moeckel. I put this on my IPOD.
June 18th, 2006
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DZK = Musical Genius
June 18th, 2006
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hahaha, awesome
June 18th, 2006
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Can you make a bad ytmnd?
June 18th, 2006
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5/5
June 18th, 2006
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Could have been better without the profanity.
June 18th, 2006
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DZK, why do you just GIVE people your music? WHY DO YOU NOT SELL YOUR GENIUS?!! y'know, 'cuz I would pay a thousand measely dollars and a kidney for it.
June 18th, 2006
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nice job (and nice work!)
June 18th, 2006
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Yes. WIN!
June 18th, 2006
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Nice One GG
June 18th, 2006
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Also Free Keychain
June 18th, 2006
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Funniest scientology ytmnd yet!
June 19th, 2006
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I. Need. This. MP3!!!
June 19th, 2006
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Ohhhh man, thats great, I love it, I want that mp3.
June 19th, 2006
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5 for "Um...Black people?"
June 19th, 2006
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yes! im starting to like the scientology fad now.
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ohhhhh no bitch you got jacked bitch.
June 20th, 2006
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asskickery
June 20th, 2006
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Wha? I thought that was Xenu there talking and bashing scientology, because he was the enemy of it. "Xenu isnt their leader he is against them" Okay...
June 20th, 2006
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xenu raise that roof a lil higher for my man up there
June 20th, 2006
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100/5.
June 20th, 2006
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Your avatar, DZK, as Xizor wins j00 100/5
June 22nd, 2006
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probably the best YTMND i've seen yet.
June 22nd, 2006
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damn good audio and stewie at the end XD
June 22nd, 2006
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Fan-f*cking-tastic!
June 22nd, 2006
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sh*t yea
June 24th, 2006
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ROFLMGDFAO! I GIVE YOU NOT AN INTERNET, BUT THE INTERNET! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LMAO!!!!!
June 24th, 2006
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And HEY MORONS! Of course he's the enemy of Scientology! Didn't you hear how he said it's f*cking bullsh*t? Dunderf*cks.
June 26th, 2006
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YES THIS IS GREAT, DZK FTW!!!!
June 26th, 2006
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Absolutely brilliant, one of the best ytmnd's ever.
June 27th, 2006
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Totaly AWSOME
June 27th, 2006
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leet pwnsauce.
June 29th, 2006
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Very funny
July 2nd, 2006
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ALL HAIL LORD XENU!!!!!
July 3rd, 2006
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i hate rap..but its true
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COLLOSSAL WIN.
July 4th, 2006
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Comporate cock: "sign here" LOL
July 4th, 2006
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Very very very very very very owned.
July 6th, 2006
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basically...PWND
July 7th, 2006
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YOURE THE ALIEN NOW, DOG!!!
July 8th, 2006
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LMFAO, you're a genius!
July 9th, 2006
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Lame @ the Jesus jab. Jesus did exist but whether he rose from the dead that's up to faith.
July 10th, 2006
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HAIL XENU!!!!!!!!!
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=(
July 11th, 2006
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5 for Hello Mutha, Hello Fatha parody
July 12th, 2006
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Yo this sh*t is hilarious and so is DZK. Those bitching about facts need to realize the whole religion is ficticiuos, therefore any 'facts' about it are fake.
July 14th, 2006
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Wow, that amazing. :)
July 15th, 2006
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While I usually don't like DZK's YTMNDs, this is really really funny.
July 15th, 2006
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wtf the power of phycatiary what like talking to people who think there evlis? lol how could anyone be that stupid
July 16th, 2006
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perfect audio love it
July 18th, 2006
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Why did this never get on top 15 or /anything/?
July 18th, 2006
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Dear god the sound is annoying.
July 20th, 2006
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LMFAO!!! AWESOME! EVERYONE 5 IT!
July 21st, 2006
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A choice between DZK's rampant homophobia and veiled racism or L Ron Hubbard's bullsh*t?! Oh wait, I hate you both.
July 22nd, 2006
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That was hilarious, who wrote the song?
July 25th, 2006
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This wins.
July 25th, 2006
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The sound wins.
July 25th, 2006
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I LOVE IT!
July 25th, 2006
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Pwned
July 26th, 2006
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funny, nice job
July 27th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 7th, 2007
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Oh Christ, not this sh*t again....
July 27th, 2006
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Massive WIN!!!
July 28th, 2006
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I'm pretty neutral on this subject
July 29th, 2006
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BEST f*ckING SITE EVER
July 29th, 2006
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I want to upvote it ^_^
July 30th, 2006
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I hate rap. I f*cking despise it. I cannot stand to listen to it and I think that pretty much ALL of the rappers I see or hear about are complete f*cking pricks. However, this ruled, and I am fiving it.
July 30th, 2006
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black people
July 30th, 2006
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upvoted. it grew on me.
July 30th, 2006
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+5 because it- *doorbell rings*
July 30th, 2006
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This is the only decent thing you've made so far. Unfortuantly the voice sucks.
August 1st, 2006
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This is by far the greatest thing to ever be created by a mere human. BRAVO!
August 2nd, 2006
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Ha...scientology....this was somewhat true and very funny "...and a keychain"
August 4th, 2006
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vrav
August 5th, 2006
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Xenu = f*ck scary D:
August 7th, 2006
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good..but why the hell did you use the flash loader
August 8th, 2006
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Amazing, I listen to it a few times a day just to keep me going.
August 13th, 2006
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On this day, 75 million years ago.. I froze them in place with my powers of PSYCHIATRY @.@
August 15th, 2006
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anything anti scientology is okay by me
August 16th, 2006
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Boo scientoligy. Hooray Beer!
August 16th, 2006
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I don't like DZK's sites, but this one wasn't bad.
August 17th, 2006
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Now that's total pwnery there.
August 17th, 2006
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lame
August 17th, 2006
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1'd for pointless synch
August 18th, 2006
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funny XD
August 25th, 2006
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this is one I saw a long time ago, and I can't remember why I never voted on it, cuz I know I laughed at it... oh well, 5'd
August 25th, 2006
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hahah sign here
August 25th, 2006
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F*cking awesome. 5 FTW!
August 26th, 2006
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Bah, why did you add the quiver? It doesn't do it any good?
August 27th, 2006
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that was unreal, so freakin funny, I nearly cried.
August 28th, 2006
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whats the song called??
August 28th, 2006
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5 for my cup of jive
September 3rd, 2006
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you're a tight rapper
September 7th, 2006
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This voice could have a serious future in music. On top of that, awesome YTMND!
September 8th, 2006
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Hahahaha
September 8th, 2006
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Hello little fellah you like a xenu.
September 9th, 2006
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"Im as freakin real as jesus"...Ha, ha, ha-Impossible....
September 9th, 2006
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Send this to the Church of Scientology, theyll LOVE it i swear to god...
September 13th, 2006
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crazy... awesome DZK
September 18th, 2006
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Best sh*t evah! This is the best Scientology YTMND...period!
September 28th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://xenufights2.ytmnd.com5'ed
September 28th, 2006
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I love it!
October 5th, 2006
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simply funny
October 23rd, 2006
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LOOOOLLLLL OMGBBQ WTF *die*
October 27th, 2006
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f*cking amazing... I wish that I could use more stars!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2006
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5
December 6th, 2006
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Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win Win.
December 6th, 2006
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Also lmao at the ending.
January 9th, 2007
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F*cking hilarious
January 19th, 2007
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Standing Ovation
February 3rd, 2007
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I think the 5 stars speak for themselves. YOU'RE WINNER.
April 7th, 2007
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It's kind of ironic how people complain about the historical inaccuracy of a song about a religion that has absolutely no factual basis whatsoever...
April 27th, 2007
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LOL WTF?!?! OMFG THIS F*CKING WINS!
May 20th, 2007
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dzk you kick *ss as the number 1 ytmnd band
May 20th, 2007
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that ruled. fair game THAT!
May 27th, 2007
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HAIL XENU!
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lol, this rocks
June 28th, 2007
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Oh god. I thought you were awesome BEFORE I saw this. Then I saw this. YOU ARE F*CKING EPIC.
June 28th, 2007
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yea i'm not joining him any time soon.
August 5th, 2007
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Dude, tell me. Who are the voices of the people AFTER the song is over? Is one of them Stewie? I mean, dude, I MUST know the sources of those sounds. Anyways, as for the song... F**KIN EPIC, YO! "If your Tom Cruise, cut a vein out!"
August 30th, 2007
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Ahahahaha, god damn amazing!
January 31st, 2008
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HAIL LORD XENU ANONYMOUS IS YOUR ARMY IN THE WAR AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY
February 29th, 2008
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I loled...Alot
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HOLY SH*T THAT WAS FUNNY!
March 9th, 2008
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OMG this is so awesome.
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