The Paquette E-mail: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: June 14th, 2006
The Paquette E-mail: A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Ava Paquettes's email to Max Goldberg on June 11, 2006.

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June 14th, 2006
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http://lolscientologee.ytmnd.com/
June 14th, 2006
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hehe FIRST! and hey thats me i sound funky!
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5 so hard
June 14th, 2006
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LOL TRISH LOST
June 14th, 2006
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well i thought i was first but nooo... screw you santabot!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2006
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funny
June 14th, 2006
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i lol'd
June 14th, 2006
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YTMND
June 14th, 2006
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boomaga your voice range is amazing
June 14th, 2006
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unban me from ventrilo pls, also, lol@trish
June 14th, 2006
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BRAVA! BRAVISSIMA!
June 14th, 2006
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In before f*gs
June 14th, 2006
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lawl
June 14th, 2006
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lol @ http://syngod.ytmnd.com/
June 14th, 2006
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lol max what a n00b that's syncan who is this max guy anyway
June 14th, 2006
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^B&
June 14th, 2006
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OMG YES THE BLUR FAD IS BACK!!!!
June 14th, 2006
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"boomaga your voice range is amazing" rofl that me me lol.
June 14th, 2006
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lawl
June 14th, 2006
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i was afraid you were gonna read all of those numbes and all of that legal mumo-jumbo ... actually, that would be funny. but 5'd, gj
June 14th, 2006
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ROFL, just for out of the blue.
June 14th, 2006
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ultra-win
June 14th, 2006
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ENCORE!
June 14th, 2006
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mmmmmmmmmm k
June 14th, 2006
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nicely done
June 14th, 2006
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5 for brevity. The something or other of wit.
June 14th, 2006
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yes
June 14th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
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alas
June 14th, 2006
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OLE, XD teh truth teh simple, teh excellent!
June 14th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2006
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HURRRRR MAX BROKE YTMND! COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
June 14th, 2006
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5 for unexpected!
June 14th, 2006
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http://ytmndissavedfrombeingsued.ytmnd.com/
June 14th, 2006
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5d for syncan
June 14th, 2006
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win
June 14th, 2006
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haha win
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Wasn't expecting that... XD
June 14th, 2006
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5 for being syncan!
June 14th, 2006
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syncan, I miss ur stuff
June 14th, 2006
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5d
June 14th, 2006
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give me head till i'm dead
June 14th, 2006
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*standing ovation*
June 14th, 2006
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Heh
June 14th, 2006
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I was waiting for someone to do this
June 14th, 2006
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don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was freak like me. I'm a man though.
June 14th, 2006
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Okay.
June 14th, 2006
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Hah, you never fail Syncan.
June 14th, 2006
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Hahahaha nice
June 14th, 2006
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lolz
June 14th, 2006
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That sums it up, pretty much.
June 14th, 2006
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I Laughed. I cried. I fived!
June 14th, 2006
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LAWL!
June 14th, 2006
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Syncan, you are bravo.
June 14th, 2006
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Syncan ftw.
June 14th, 2006
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Lame as piss.
June 14th, 2006
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it provoked laughter within me. a 5 for you.
June 14th, 2006
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ha didnt see that coming. 5'd
June 14th, 2006
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Hah... I didn't see that coming. Well played.
June 14th, 2006
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Wait a minute... you aren't Boomaga...
June 14th, 2006
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Haha, i wasn't expecting that.
June 14th, 2006
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if you're gunna sh*t the general public, sh*t them WITHOUT f*cking with the dramatic readings guy. 2'd because I was hoping for an actual dramatic reading ytmnd, not some rectal wart playing with sound clips.
June 14th, 2006
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^ haha
June 14th, 2006
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needs more yiddish cup
June 14th, 2006
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BRAVO BRAVO! SALUT!
June 14th, 2006
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lol. also nice voice
June 14th, 2006
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a pleasant suprise, not what I expected at all, lol. Nicely done
June 14th, 2006
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dramatic interpretation = 1
June 14th, 2006
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LOL! That tooootally caught me off guard. 5/5
June 14th, 2006
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She sounds very robotic. Good job
June 14th, 2006
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ava paquette is teh funny
June 14th, 2006
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Hahahaha. Good one.
June 14th, 2006
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bwahahahaha
June 14th, 2006
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lolz
June 14th, 2006
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f*ck them
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LAWL
June 14th, 2006
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so true. :>
June 14th, 2006
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Nice
June 14th, 2006
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I was hoping for my darling syncan's voice...
June 14th, 2006
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June 14th, 2006
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5 for "Dear Legal: I am a bitch" LOL. - The one who saved YTMND from DoctorGarbage.
June 14th, 2006
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I never heard any voice, I just heard the Future Conan Music.
June 14th, 2006
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nice
June 14th, 2006
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highlarious
June 14th, 2006
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possibly the best ytmnd ever! rofl
June 14th, 2006
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lahmao
June 14th, 2006
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God yes!
June 14th, 2006
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hahaha, your the best
June 14th, 2006
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syncan pwns us
June 14th, 2006
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hahahaha
June 14th, 2006
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Nowhere near as good as boomaga's. This seems like just a cheap rip of his.
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LOLOLOL f*ck YES I LOVE YOU haahhahaha
June 15th, 2006
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haha caught me off gaurd. "Nowhere near as good as boomaga's. This seems like just a cheap rip of his." That's because thats what it is you f*cktard
June 15th, 2006
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LAWL
June 15th, 2006
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hoyl f*ck AWESOE~!!!!
June 15th, 2006
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omg that took my breath away
June 15th, 2006
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Boomaga's huffing the estrogen again, eh?
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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Hah
June 15th, 2006
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hahaha unexpected
June 16th, 2006
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Fived for sheer genius.
June 16th, 2006
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Great. Also, trisha has a sexy voice. lol, reboundage.
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That's awesome. She's no Boomaga, but she got the point there.
June 17th, 2006
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1 for censoring "fùcking".
June 17th, 2006
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If your girlfriend hadn't tried her hardest to sound like a hermaphrodite it would have been better
June 17th, 2006
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Acting! BRILLIANT!
June 17th, 2006
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That was... so easy... yet so clever.
June 18th, 2006
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Hott voice.
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LOL
June 18th, 2006
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I hate these readings :(
June 19th, 2006
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NICE SWERVE
June 19th, 2006
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hahaha the exchange between trisha and santabot was almost as funny as the actual ytmnd.... almost.
June 20th, 2006
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no Boomaga = 1
June 20th, 2006
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Great... I was going to listen to the first line, then probably give it a low score for anticipated boredom.... you raped me rotten.
June 20th, 2006
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
June 20th, 2006
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I hate this stupid scientology fad, but that was truly unexpected. jee jay.
June 20th, 2006
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Nice
June 22nd, 2006
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gay
June 24th, 2006
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That was beautiful.
June 26th, 2006
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Syncan FTW!
June 27th, 2006
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ROFLCOPERT!!!!
July 1st, 2006
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you forgot "LOL" !!!!1!!
July 3rd, 2006
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I was not expecting trish... LOL
July 7th, 2006
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lul
July 8th, 2006
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five for simply stating "i'm a f*cking bitch"
July 8th, 2006
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Heh, nice.
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win
July 10th, 2006
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LOL, Syncan, can I do your girlfriend?
July 12th, 2006
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i laughed, i cried, I burned a copy of dianetics. epic and moving
July 16th, 2006
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What a twist! /Shyamalan
August 2nd, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
August 4th, 2006
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I thought I 5'd this a while back, oh well here is your 5 syn baby.
August 12th, 2006
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Pretty stupid.
August 15th, 2006
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It is green.
August 15th, 2006
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i stopped breathing after that, that has to be the best scientology related joke i'v eseen today.
August 20th, 2006
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to get a copy of Dianetics I gotta go to the Science Fiction section at Barnes and Noble at least the Mormons sent me two Book of Mormons FREE!
October 14th, 2006
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Max's comment alone is worth 5.
October 31st, 2006
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Genius!
November 26th, 2006
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... OMG! Lol
December 8th, 2006
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ohh snaps
January 17th, 2007
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astoundingly short!
April 16th, 2007
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damn, I was looking forward to actually hearing you read it.
November 12th, 2007
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Great summary! XD
April 27th, 2024
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Ava Paquette was well-known in Anonymous circles in the early 2000s; she liked handing out cease-and-desist letters like they were candy on Halloween. She still works for Kendrick Lichty Moxon, the chief lawyer of Scientology. Moxon will depose anybody who annoys him or the "church" mostly to run weird fishing expeditions to get dirt on people, though it has been years since he did it. Moxon's daughter Stacy Grove (Moxon) Meyer died of "accidental" electrocution at the age of 20 while working at a Scientology media production campus near Hemet, CA.