Xenu is...
Created on: June 13th, 2006
Xenu is...
Bondo 
xenuis.ytmnd.com
it started off as a witty idea and somehow ended up as this , i'm sorry
Xenu , my new ruler
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

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staticfootball
June 13th, 2006
12:29:01 AM CDT
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nice
esc861
June 13th, 2006
12:35:47 AM CDT
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Good song choice
idownvotethieves
June 13th, 2006
12:36:36 AM CDT
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^ what he said
InternetNinja
June 13th, 2006
12:36:40 AM CDT
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+5 ftw!
nutnics
June 13th, 2006
12:37:40 AM CDT
(-1)
Does he have a little bump?, top 3 scientology site yet...
swatward
June 13th, 2006
12:40:14 AM CDT
(0)
spamxors. Roflcoptor.
jorrar
June 13th, 2006
12:40:25 AM CDT
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lololololol
BTape
June 13th, 2006
12:42:14 AM CDT
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COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
SteakSauce
June 13th, 2006
12:42:16 AM CDT
(0)
what the f*ck. scientology ytmnds?
mkomega
June 13th, 2006
12:45:21 AM CDT
(0)
5
mcjesus
June 13th, 2006
12:53:00 AM CDT
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needs a cleaner loop
soulwithtime
June 13th, 2006
12:55:10 AM CDT
(0)
lol
NESer
June 13th, 2006
12:59:21 AM CDT
(0)
Sweet
infamous
June 13th, 2006
1:00:11 AM CDT
(0)
lol
kujo62
June 13th, 2006
1:01:02 AM CDT
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god damn it...i was drinking a glass of milk when i saw this. i don't think i need to tell you what happened next...
DonkeyKong96
June 13th, 2006
1:02:04 AM CDT
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YTMND WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!
ac6517
June 13th, 2006
1:04:59 AM CDT
(0)
yes! i love it!
crimsonred
June 13th, 2006
1:18:39 AM CDT
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this made me smile after i was mad :)
Flopsy
June 13th, 2006
1:18:51 AM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
Junel
June 13th, 2006
1:26:40 AM CDT
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I love it, it think it's the song choice.
mfndve
June 13th, 2006
1:35:34 AM CDT
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oh hell yeah
robfunk
June 13th, 2006
1:38:56 AM CDT
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if only it looped better. is it a .wav?...i laughed though.
Colbert21
June 13th, 2006
1:45:49 AM CDT
(0)
lawlfles
themightysisto
June 13th, 2006
1:53:17 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY sh*t, DUDE!!! YES!!!
Phibezeit
June 13th, 2006
1:53:47 AM CDT
(0)
I would criticize this fad but it hasn't yet failed to deliver!
SinnerChrono
June 13th, 2006
2:04:10 AM CDT
(0)
HAIL XENU!!!!
Easty
June 13th, 2006
2:09:40 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
Angelyne
June 13th, 2006
2:11:25 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Bondo
June 13th, 2006
2:12:58 AM CDT
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wow, i never thought this would make it this far , especially this quickly . you people please xenu and when he takes over our universe all of your names will be on the "don't kill" list !
laxbum321
June 13th, 2006
2:17:27 AM CDT
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roflmao. xenu bashing and beastie boys ftw!
laxbum321
June 13th, 2006
2:18:32 AM CDT
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sorry i meant scientology bashing. release xenu!
themightysisto
June 13th, 2006
2:19:21 AM CDT
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http://church-xenu.ytmnd.com
chronoteeth
June 13th, 2006
2:27:42 AM CDT
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needs whole song
sexy-rob
June 13th, 2006
2:33:26 AM CDT
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swell
Balalaika0
June 13th, 2006
3:23:39 AM CDT
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i love how someone dressed up as xenu (complete with Xenu sash) and went to that L. Ron place
Wesyeed
June 13th, 2006
3:30:30 AM CDT
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awesome. flawless victory. also spam. http://youcanthandlescientology.ytmnd.com/
burpingcat
June 13th, 2006
3:33:55 AM CDT
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I've been inside that L. Ron place. I even saw an e-meter. It's creepy stuff, man.
bass24
June 13th, 2006
3:36:44 AM CDT
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Cold-NiTe
June 13th, 2006
3:45:19 AM CDT
(0)
HELLS, YEAH.
Feuerfrei
June 13th, 2006
4:10:36 AM CDT
(0)
i LOLd, HARD, all hail xenu
LounActITB
June 13th, 2006
4:32:55 AM CDT
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one thing I don't get is... do scienctologists get offended if we make fun of Xenu? I mean ins't he like the satan of their religion? I mean if a bunch of Budists made fun of satan I don't think Christans would get offended.
Shinsenbaka-san
June 13th, 2006
4:39:01 AM CDT
(0)
Classic
audiopirate
June 13th, 2006
5:16:05 AM CDT
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This song is the only decent Beastie Boys song ever, and this YTMND rocks.
Cynar
June 13th, 2006
5:19:07 AM CDT
(0)
hah
Kookyman1313
June 13th, 2006
5:20:23 AM CDT
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Scientology has taken over ytmnd, I will not come back for a month and wait for this to blow over.
ArrowHead
June 13th, 2006
5:24:45 AM CDT
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haha i like the description... " it started off as a witty idea and somehow ended up as this , i'm sorry"
Patriarch
June 13th, 2006
5:57:37 AM CDT
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I never knew Xenu was this badass.
Crayola
June 13th, 2006
6:37:56 AM CDT
(0)
ANOTHER DIMENSION
neverlandcustodian
June 13th, 2006
7:08:42 AM CDT
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Helpery
June 13th, 2006
7:18:39 AM CDT
(0)
Xenu is f*cking metal.
Volgan
June 13th, 2006
7:28:09 AM CDT
(0)
win
RA244Me
June 13th, 2006
7:36:22 AM CDT
(0)
Great job
omgwtfbbqlawl
June 13th, 2006
7:39:25 AM CDT
(0)
:O
nilnar
June 13th, 2006
7:43:36 AM CDT
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genuinely made me lol. The best scientology site, its not a long story its actually a ytmnd.
frozenbacon
June 13th, 2006
7:57:22 AM CDT
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Man I love this so much.
Armitage112
June 13th, 2006
8:15:49 AM CDT
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LOL--great song. Nice job on the connection--love the head-bob.
TheHouse
June 13th, 2006
8:21:46 AM CDT
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Awesome. The head bop and the song alone make it a five.
Playa83
June 13th, 2006
8:32:59 AM CDT
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Excellent song
fj311
June 13th, 2006
8:37:50 AM CDT
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This pwns on so many levels... mainly one.
castroman
June 13th, 2006
8:49:54 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Telechubby
June 13th, 2006
8:58:39 AM CDT
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I told you all he escaped BUT NOOOO nOBOdY EVeR LIStENS!!! oh well THE HORDES OF XENU AWAKEN!!!
Insidious
June 13th, 2006
9:04:14 AM CDT
(0)
Ahhhh Scientology
jsmarelin
June 13th, 2006
9:26:50 AM CDT
(0)
best one so far
stevenhawkings
June 13th, 2006
9:36:38 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Tullapwn
June 13th, 2006
9:44:17 AM CDT
(0)
LEET ZORS nice song and nice bouncing head ;) much love= 5zors
Chav-Slayer
June 13th, 2006
9:49:26 AM CDT
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Okay, I like this one.
iv3rdawG
June 13th, 2006
9:49:28 AM CDT
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the head bobbings great
will1000
June 13th, 2006
9:51:45 AM CDT
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xenu = big pimpin
Bohab
June 13th, 2006
9:52:14 AM CDT
(0)
omg, classic f*cking song!
ensignmpls
June 13th, 2006
10:10:10 AM CDT
(0)
Woot. But rmember, Xenu likes killin. I don't think you'd want to let that dog out.
milesprowl
June 13th, 2006
10:11:00 AM CDT
(0)
Oi... can't stand that song. But that was lol-able.
State-of-mind
June 13th, 2006
10:16:57 AM CDT
(-1)
wow.. I might have to use this song for my next project.
Jeeves85
June 13th, 2006
10:34:18 AM CDT
(0)
YTMND is made of Xenu and win.
Chroma
June 13th, 2006
10:36:28 AM CDT
(0)
+5
Xenu
June 13th, 2006
11:00:19 AM CDT
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Ah I remember recording that song. I invented the word wigger after hanging out with those three.
Bondo
June 13th, 2006
11:02:05 AM CDT
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master Xenu ! you're FREE !!!! all hail Xenu !
Pixelated
June 13th, 2006
11:08:43 AM CDT
(0)
beautiful
SimonZeno
June 13th, 2006
11:29:21 AM CDT
(0)
You get a five for Intergalactic, the best Beastie Boys song ever.
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
11:30:12 AM CDT
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This is my current favorite among Scientology sites.
Murdok
June 13th, 2006
11:35:41 AM CDT
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Is what?? the mystery is killing me!
drhouse
June 13th, 2006
11:36:09 AM CDT
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PS: I liked it so much I plugged it on my site, historyofscientology.ytmnd.com
Bondo
June 13th, 2006
11:44:52 AM CDT
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cool
Supercan
June 13th, 2006
11:45:46 AM CDT
(0)
beaste boys jajajajajaja
FiveMinutesAlone
June 13th, 2006
11:56:18 AM CDT
(0)
lol
swartkrans
June 13th, 2006
12:01:00 PM CDT
(0)
You win.
benjaphar
June 13th, 2006
12:08:55 PM CDT
(0)
Damn you! You just made me convert.
Colbert21
June 13th, 2006
12:47:40 PM CDT
(0)
yes! amazingly real
anotherfreak
June 13th, 2006
12:48:27 PM CDT
(0)
oh yeah
dialdfordesi
June 13th, 2006
1:02:15 PM CDT
(0)
WIN
OMGSecretNaziJesus
June 13th, 2006
1:20:18 PM CDT
(0)
XENU FTW
subzero06
June 13th, 2006
1:22:38 PM CDT
(0)
why is xenu's crotch pulsing?
beatnik
June 13th, 2006
1:32:30 PM CDT
(0)
Beastie Boys, FTW.
Bondo
June 13th, 2006
1:39:02 PM CDT
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"why is xenu's crotch pulsing?" ....short answer : he likes you ....long answer , the thing i make gifs with changes colors slightly and does that .
TheHouse
June 13th, 2006
1:54:54 PM CDT
(0)
Auto winner.
ObadiahtheSlim
June 13th, 2006
2:00:55 PM CDT
(0)
Lame fad, but this one is the win.
Virty
June 13th, 2006
2:01:08 PM CDT
(0)
FREE XENU!
doYdY
June 13th, 2006
2:03:45 PM CDT
(0)
SONG = 5
FanDamPlus
June 13th, 2006
2:13:43 PM CDT
(0)
Incredible!
RobTheSwordsMan
June 13th, 2006
2:29:16 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
RawrSaysI
June 13th, 2006
2:31:02 PM CDT
(0)
Aparently there are 2 heads banging in this image.
man-of-war
June 13th, 2006
2:48:37 PM CDT
(0)
great song with it
Iceehockey21
June 13th, 2006
3:11:36 PM CDT
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LOL, i was gonna give a 4, but when i read the post about "Why is Xenu's crotch pulsing?" I looked at it and laughed my f*cking *ss off.
mulambo
June 13th, 2006
3:18:38 PM CDT
(0)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
noweezernoworld
June 13th, 2006
3:22:46 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking own.
Dargent
June 13th, 2006
3:40:47 PM CDT
(0)
Much better than the FSM.
Bennist
June 13th, 2006
3:50:28 PM CDT
(0)
OLO
crouchingleech
June 13th, 2006
3:52:51 PM CDT
(0)
yay. more of the song would be nice, but i guess it would have nothing to do with the joke
shmishyshlish
June 13th, 2006
4:09:41 PM CDT
(0)
that's f*ckin funny
Toadmaster89
June 13th, 2006
4:15:35 PM CDT
(0)
LOLOLOL! FTW FTW INFINITE!
DaChazman
June 13th, 2006
4:17:10 PM CDT
(0)
XENU IS HXC
MisterPickles
June 13th, 2006
4:33:53 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
LordXenu
June 13th, 2006
4:53:22 PM CDT
(0)
Holla! Come on and Slam ! Welcome to the jam! Bring me your girls!
LordXenu
June 13th, 2006
4:54:37 PM CDT
(0)
BTW... 5 but where did you took a pic of me
littlemike005
June 13th, 2006
4:54:47 PM CDT
(0)
You made me log in. *sshole. PS: More song pls.
manoshandsoffate
June 13th, 2006
5:02:32 PM CDT
(0)
Xenu's crotch pulsates for Tom.
munkytec
June 13th, 2006
5:35:30 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
Spotz
June 13th, 2006
5:39:51 PM CDT
(0)
:(
Bupo
June 13th, 2006
6:19:48 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Refractor
June 13th, 2006
7:43:52 PM CDT
(0)
lol, this fad is crazy
Refractor
June 13th, 2006
7:44:52 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha, i just noticed the crotch thing
Refractor
June 13th, 2006
7:47:05 PM CDT
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http://cruisecamera.ytmnd.com/
gobbajimmeh
June 13th, 2006
8:00:30 PM CDT
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xenu is a... f*g enough of scientology omg...
DukeOfYork
June 13th, 2006
8:05:09 PM CDT
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xenu is intergallactic
Brexford
June 13th, 2006
8:07:35 PM CDT
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NOT. FUNNY.
bigjoe
June 13th, 2006
8:16:18 PM CDT
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Five for bobblehead action.
Moncur
June 13th, 2006
8:16:34 PM CDT
(0)
Hot Xenu on Cruise Action.
SubwayArbys
June 13th, 2006
8:37:42 PM CDT
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-4 for scientology fad, +3 for song, +1 for actually being a funny scientology fad site.
leet-shoe
June 13th, 2006
8:38:47 PM CDT
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Xenu's the bad guy...
kike
June 13th, 2006
8:46:47 PM CDT
(0)
lol
ThePieSwindler
June 13th, 2006
8:59:49 PM CDT
(0)
ugh... that song is SO ANNOYING
figpucker
June 13th, 2006
9:09:34 PM CDT
(0)
TastyLobster
June 13th, 2006
9:09:40 PM CDT
(0)
love it... best SONG ever. Best Xenu ever
malilam
June 13th, 2006
9:11:41 PM CDT
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5's all around. you nailed it, sir.
DanTheMan101
June 13th, 2006
9:28:46 PM CDT
(0)
neato
Sava
June 13th, 2006
9:30:33 PM CDT
(0)
llooooooooooooolololololoersk8ers. btw, ARFENHOUSE!!1 rules.
wddwmmandalore
June 13th, 2006
9:41:26 PM CDT
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i know what my halloween costume is this year :D
Locke5
June 13th, 2006
9:45:11 PM CDT
(0)
http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/
YourTheCoconutMan
June 13th, 2006
9:50:38 PM CDT
(0)
*dances*
zepear
June 13th, 2006
9:55:23 PM CDT
(0)
Good choice of music.
waffleking
June 13th, 2006
10:00:26 PM CDT
(0)
5 for beasties
FuzzyDuck
June 13th, 2006
10:11:58 PM CDT
(0)
Nice song choice.
Tyler2k
June 13th, 2006
10:20:26 PM CDT
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Where is the cool part after the chorus...NEED TO HEAR IT AHHHHHH! Like watching the Bill Nye site with just "Bill, Bill..." but never "Bill Nye the Science Guy". Different songs, same bad feeling. )_:
Drac39
June 13th, 2006
10:44:17 PM CDT
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Bah Xenu is more bad *ss looking than that
chromeo
June 13th, 2006
10:49:12 PM CDT
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IMAX IS A TOOL OF XENU!
LoadMan
June 13th, 2006
11:12:42 PM CDT
(0)
QFT from another YTMND: "You win the internets, all five billion of them."
YTMNBliz
June 13th, 2006
11:12:53 PM CDT
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I didn't get what the words were saying at first, and somehow, I think that made it better when I actually got it. :p
TigerPanzer
June 13th, 2006
11:21:46 PM CDT
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GODDAMN OFFICERS HAD TO OVERTHROW XENU!
Bondo
June 13th, 2006
11:46:45 PM CDT
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hey , you guys have officially made this my number 1 ytmnd . you all win by default . unless you downvoted me , in which case you should probably kill your self .
DoctaMagickFingaz
June 14th, 2006
12:35:49 AM CDT
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Audiopirate's right.
freedomfalcon
June 14th, 2006
1:06:06 AM CDT
(0)
Incredable lol
KTHXBAIZZLE
June 14th, 2006
1:07:20 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO 5++++
ComradeStalin
June 14th, 2006
2:47:43 AM CDT
(0)
I for one welcome our new Xenu overlord
Tebor
June 14th, 2006
7:10:08 AM CDT
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Xenu is a hero!
uglbolly
June 14th, 2006
7:17:10 AM CDT
(0)
Neat
foamingpanda
June 15th, 2006
2:10:34 AM CDT
(0)
A f*cking modern classic. One of the best sciencetology YTMND's out there. Definately the most funny.
NeoMatrixClt
June 16th, 2006
1:53:46 AM CDT
(0)
:)
Dr-J
June 16th, 2006
1:44:04 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha, you're soo funny Bondo!
Bentley
June 17th, 2006
10:52:36 PM CDT
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I can't stop listening to this one. Props.
ClownPuncher
June 20th, 2006
12:19:44 AM CDT
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lol. This is one of my few favorites.
bigd18784
June 21st, 2006
11:13:41 AM CDT
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f*ck scientology
Klapaucius
June 23rd, 2006
11:19:32 AM CDT
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Someone needs to make "Xenu is my homeboy" t-shirts.
Copyright-J
June 24th, 2006
11:47:30 AM CDT
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Since when is xenu from the west side
xdylanxcorex
July 3rd, 2006
3:47:20 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA! Nice man!
FriendlyNeighborhood
July 13th, 2006
7:42:42 PM CDT
(0)
Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
b2lskirnir
July 14th, 2006
5:06:10 PM CDT
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Facking awesome
Nhomcy
July 16th, 2006
7:37:40 AM CDT
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Id five it but you hinted that you micht be a scientologist :(
komali-2
July 16th, 2006
9:57:33 PM CDT
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hell yes
mouthofxenu
July 18th, 2006
8:32:45 PM CDT
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Exalted Lord Xenu praises your efforts, mortal.
FaithlessMeh
July 23rd, 2006
11:01:06 AM CDT
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5'ed, I MUST BE ON THE LIST! HAIL XENU!
FaithlessMeh
July 23rd, 2006
11:02:44 AM CDT
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Nhomcy, look in keywords and you will find "scientology is complete and total bullsh*t". I THINK HE IS A SCIENTOLOGIST ASWELL, LOL.
Bondo
July 23rd, 2006
8:53:41 PM CDT
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then why would i be hailing xenu ?
senator
July 24th, 2006
5:14:51 AM CDT
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Xenu kicks ass.
Pernot
July 26th, 2006
11:00:38 AM CDT
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intteresting
explodinator
August 2nd, 2006
4:17:26 AM CDT
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well played, Bondo
barthumeal
August 12th, 2006
9:59:04 AM CDT
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gj
nazlfrag
August 13th, 2006
10:27:16 AM CDT
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All hail mighty Intergalactic Ruler XENU m(._.)m
Zondergrod
August 17th, 2006
4:45:39 AM CDT
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nifty
Schoulayer
August 22nd, 2006
4:58:24 AM CDT
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ftw
eighteenlettername
August 24th, 2006
10:22:14 PM CDT
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xenu's packing heat, man
HL2-SMG
August 26th, 2006
4:49:07 PM CDT
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intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
sniffwhiteout
September 2nd, 2006
4:40:25 PM CDT
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LOL awesome
Saws
September 2nd, 2006
4:51:13 PM CDT
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he is what... jamming, a gangsta.... explanation please (for upvote)
Bondo
September 3rd, 2006
6:30:35 AM CDT
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.....are you serious ? he's intergalactic planetary , he's an alien ...get it ?
docsigma
September 7th, 2006
9:34:08 AM CDT
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I like my sugar with coffee and cream
NateVonSocks
September 16th, 2006
2:12:42 PM CDT
(0)
:)
Rajuko
September 17th, 2006
5:32:12 PM CDT
(0)
this sh*t rules
VOTECODER5
September 29th, 2006
12:28:01 AM CDT
(0)
I Loved your sitehttp://xenuis.ytmnd.com5'ed
Knuxer
December 2nd, 2006
1:36:09 PM CST
(0)
Why isn't this on a YTMND soundtrack?
Bondo
December 3rd, 2006
4:14:58 PM CST
(0)
i dunno , start mailing angry letters to fyrestorm
jimbo0392
January 12th, 2007
2:24:26 PM CST
(0)
The f*cking beastie boyz kick ass
Dr-Rockso
January 17th, 2007
10:51:37 AM CST
(0)
cocaine, blah blah.
Niosis
February 8th, 2007
6:51:29 PM CST
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1'd for down voting another one of sphonix's sites because he made HTPATM, extremely immature.
DarthWang
February 13th, 2007
2:36:38 PM CST
(0)
5
Outch
August 11th, 2007
4:20:11 PM CDT
(0)
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