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How many times did you crack up laughing before you could say it with a straight face?

That was a REALLY good voiceover. You have a great voice for this.

Just curious, is this really in the book? I only ask because in the beginning it says something about leaving your body and going on an eternal journey with Xenu. Isn't Xenu supposed to be the evil guy trapped in a mountain by a force field run by an eternal battery? I don't know much about scientology, so some clarification would be most appreciated, but 5 anyways for being funny.

Ok, this is fantastic. It takes a mediocre smart missle fad and a mediocre scientology fad and combines them into a clever connection. Also I only listened to the first part of it, and if it changes significantly, it will definitely lose its charm.

NinjaGeek: Like most of us I don't know much about, nor do I care much for Scientology. This is not actually what they believe. What they believe is even crazier. Once again, if you want to see where the idea came from check out http://tomahawk.ytmnd.com

That was quite a great take on the tomahawk missile ytmnd, I laughed quite a bit ^_^ good job

Great voice. Easy victory.

The same way L.ROn Hubbard did; Lot's of Psychotropic Drugs.

rofl what

YOU WIN 2 INTERNETS AND THE GALLACTIC ALLIANCE

Tomahawk FTW

can i get a hardcopy of that in writen text? e-mail me at burn_out10304@hotmail.com

I must say, that's the most logical thing I've ever heard that makes absolutely no sense. You know what's sad? My last sentence was exactly as logical as that passage from Dianetics....well done btw

"Holy sh*t. I'm giving this site a vote worthy of what it is and subtracting the vote worthy of what it wasn't. Or vice versa (whatever is greater)." This made me LOL too

rofl wofl lmao lol

Would have been a lot better without the part at the end. 5 for the rest!

it's the Galactic CONFEDERACY, not the galactic alliance

lol, it was very very very very very long but worth it. 5.

Well, I think you just summed up the book in about 2.5 minutes. Well played. 5 'n' fav fo' j00!

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.