Pastor Craig Makes No Sense (REVISED!)
Created on: June 5th, 2006
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pastorsecks.ytmnd.com
A real-life internet pastor, who is absolutely insane. See LifeChurch.tv if you don't believe me. This site is Jesse Jackson Makes No Sense Parody-ish, too.
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Creamy
June 5th, 2006
10:29:12 PM CDT
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neeeeeeeds!
Arrognoramus
June 5th, 2006
10:29:22 PM CDT
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I'm giving you a five, because somehow this thing sync'd in Safari. This sh*t never works in Safari. Oh, it was also amusing.
Samoht
June 5th, 2006
10:30:11 PM CDT
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How...coherent.
OmniIcyshelf
June 5th, 2006
10:33:05 PM CDT
(0)
MULTIPLE PREMARITAL SEX.
VinDiesal
June 5th, 2006
10:34:34 PM CDT
(0)
grats
gKaiser
June 5th, 2006
10:35:05 PM CDT
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lol w..t...f I'm so confused
robfunk
June 5th, 2006
10:35:48 PM CDT
(0)
LOL sooooooo rANDDDOOMMM
scalemodlgiant
June 5th, 2006
10:36:00 PM CDT
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Haha I loved this, but why resubmit? Your original is still up.
jndcp21
June 5th, 2006
10:39:20 PM CDT
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PCCCCCCCCCCHOW sound at the end spooked me
Grayfox354
June 5th, 2006
10:41:22 PM CDT
(0)
PTKFGS Jesse Jackson >_>
CitrusFreak12
June 5th, 2006
10:48:17 PM CDT
(0)
Not sync'd :/
Generalgm
June 5th, 2006
10:48:43 PM CDT
(0)
wtf
dedcat
June 5th, 2006
10:53:58 PM CDT
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no idea who pastor craig is - but you succeeded in convincing me he is a total ass.
Koders
June 5th, 2006
10:54:45 PM CDT
(-1)
made perfect sense heathen
ThreeDMK
June 5th, 2006
10:54:47 PM CDT
(0)
THIS SITE MET MY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!~
xpirate16
June 5th, 2006
10:59:01 PM CDT
(0)
w.......t.......f......??? four for multiple premarital sex
miltonstapler
June 5th, 2006
11:02:16 PM CDT
(0)
I think it would've made sense if you didn't just put together him saying different things.
cern
June 5th, 2006
11:18:16 PM CDT
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Bad sync, but this still get's 5'd, because it's goddamn funny.
Nukeitall
June 6th, 2006
1:06:56 AM CDT
(0)
This guy is a slice of fried gold
Monkeytofu
June 6th, 2006
1:07:29 AM CDT
(0)
rofl.
TheBigDawg
June 6th, 2006
1:10:18 AM CDT
(0)
This...is....odd.
mad-art
June 6th, 2006
1:16:19 AM CDT
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Hahaha I live in Oklahoma City and my mom and sister go to that church.
silv3r
June 6th, 2006
1:21:01 AM CDT
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you're. not. meeting. my. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS
Discomurf
June 6th, 2006
1:31:58 AM CDT
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this is so bizaree I lol'd - 5'd
instant-wisdom
June 6th, 2006
1:35:14 AM CDT
(-1)
it made sense, but not as much so with your clip togethers.
ThreeDMK
June 7th, 2006
1:06:49 AM CDT
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^-- your reply scares me, the site obviously met your needs, you just hate jesus... :(
iikryton
June 8th, 2006
12:45:57 AM CDT
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this guy is as crazy as Tom Cruise
third-of-storms
June 8th, 2006
4:33:23 AM CDT
(0)
5 for MS Paint spray fart.
DarkTree
June 8th, 2006
4:40:11 AM CDT
(0)
dfh
PureEnergy
June 8th, 2006
4:57:57 AM CDT
(0)
Great sh*t! f*cking love it... Preachers are total *ssholes
jp2m5
June 8th, 2006
5:06:51 AM CDT
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I can cut up anybody in the world, and with an imagination make them sound insane. Go ahead. Let's try the Pope. Then let's try Mother Teresa. Think of anybody held in high respect, and make them sound like a moron, it's fun!
hardly
June 8th, 2006
5:09:05 AM CDT
(-1)
I can't believe these retards actually believed your cut-up job of the audio. 2 for effort, and that's being generous.
jp2m5
June 8th, 2006
5:10:48 AM CDT
(0)
Thank you.
Gloppy
June 8th, 2006
5:11:06 AM CDT
(0)
What did I just see?
ScndPistonHonda
June 8th, 2006
5:26:11 AM CDT
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i lold a few times in there. Not as good as jesse jackson, but still 5-worthy.
LEXERAN
June 8th, 2006
5:39:31 AM CDT
(-1)
Very bad editing
BoxSocial
June 8th, 2006
6:30:14 AM CDT
(0)
Only 'I believe you have my horse dick' and the rapot Jesus series have been better.
fantum
June 8th, 2006
8:32:38 PM CDT
(0)
That was hilarious! So random!
Sacrificialhero
June 9th, 2006
2:55:49 AM CDT
(-1)
Bad sync. I'm not going to five you for failing to sync and riding on someone elses material. People, when you rate, remember, he didn't write this sh*t.
HueJass
June 9th, 2006
5:06:07 AM CDT
(0)
HA, sounds like this guy needs tog et laid..
Joshua-P
June 9th, 2006
6:21:43 AM CDT
(0)
I love that guy.
supermegageniusdude
June 15th, 2007
12:05:51 AM CDT
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It would be SFW if you replaced the fark squirrel with foamy or something.