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guydeathmachine

May 26th, 2006

9:07:19 PM CDT

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aksd'o-p;,ksad;lvkmer';k,vb'p;ksdvb

MrDeodorant

May 26th, 2006

9:14:18 PM CDT

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It's really pretty true. And the version of Imagine that the singer did with whichever band (they're pretty much the same) was the most pointlessly depressing song ever.

TheHawk332

May 26th, 2006

10:10:21 PM CDT

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Tool is a great band, this is a fact. If you can't deal with it you need to go in a corner and do the world a service by self-decapitation. Yes Tool fans are rabid and I'm one of the most rabid you'll ever meet.

kansas

May 26th, 2006

10:12:12 PM CDT

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^ f*g

titties

May 27th, 2006

12:18:59 AM CDT

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Die in a car fire.

Taste-the-Pavement

May 28th, 2006

1:51:08 AM CDT

(1)

You blow.

GlobeSam

June 4th, 2006

10:23:54 PM CDT

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You put all this together to say that you hate tool?

June 4th, 2006

(0)

June 5th, 2006

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"All of this"? It's a 2 frame animated gif. And no, I put all of this together to piss off tool fans. And it's working 8)

WoodyJohnson

November 18th, 2009

5:07:41 PM CST

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I must admit, I'm a Tool fan and I find this f*cking hilarious lol. I just think it's a damn shame you had to pay to get it seen.

WoodyJohnson

November 18th, 2009

5:10:12 PM CST

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The more I listen to this the more it reminds me of the Danzig parody from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Great stuff.

st33lwynd

November 22nd, 2009

6:42:31 PM CST

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as a tool fan i'm not pissed off. the animation was pretty funny, actually.

idownvotenedm

July 10th, 2006

6:52:44 PM CDT

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^^^People who hate tool Fav their own sites because they realize EVERYTHING they are is worthless and everything they make fails, just like Kansas. BTW: The fact that you had to add in a sh*tty sound file From "Sir wheez," and not a tool song is evidence of the fact that every Tool song is absolutely perfect.

kansas

July 11th, 2006

9:11:32 PM CDT

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See what I mean? Tool fans are whiny girls who cry when people make fun of their sh*tty band. ;D

captain-irascible

August 2nd, 2006

1:28:45 PM CDT

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I could care less if you don't like tool. I found the audio and the picture funny. What I find pathetic is your need to take the "my music is better than your music" stance and call people f*gs because your musical taste differs.

kansas

August 2nd, 2006

6:57:16 PM CDT

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Nowhere did I say that my music was better than their music, all I said was that Tool sucks! I do not call them f*gs because my musical taste differs, I call them f*gs because they are seriously offended and want to me to die in ridiculous ways because I made this site.

kevinb1577

October 2nd, 2006

3:57:54 PM CDT

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sounds like you are teh f*g... kansas sucks.

andhow

October 23rd, 2006

8:10:53 PM CDT

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hahaha....I love Tool and I found this to be highly amusing. Nicely done.

st33lwynd

November 22nd, 2009

6:41:04 PM CST

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preach it!

JoshBob

January 18th, 2007

10:00:33 PM CST

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Tool is my favorite band, but hey, I gotta give you props. Even the song has traces of Tool in it. F*ck, I might steal that riff. And yeah dude, Kansas sucks.

WillBlood

April 24th, 2007

9:25:56 AM CDT

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Teh suck. How would you feel if I made fun of your fave band, Smashmouth? You can't touch my Tool. 1'd to death, hopefully.

Passenger91

July 9th, 2008

11:15:13 PM CDT

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if its any consolation, Im a huge fan of Tool, and i thought this was really funny. you made fun of tool really well, and i think people are probably taking it a bit too seriously.

sirweeze

November 1st, 2009

1:30:10 AM CST

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id sponsor this if i had any money

sirweeze

November 18th, 2009

5:30:21 PM CST

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i got some money

Anig

November 17th, 2009

11:37:21 PM CST

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YOU SUCK

captainlolz

November 18th, 2009

3:28:51 AM CST

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F*GGOT!!!!!

JesseZojo

November 18th, 2009

12:00:24 PM CST

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Just for the record, Carry On Wayward Son.....your ears will ejaculate pleasure juices. So...stop soiling the good name of Kansas with bad sites.

tolley

November 18th, 2009

4:29:43 PM CST

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I love tool, I hate tool fans.

nickohlus

November 18th, 2009

5:29:31 PM CST

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You're an idiot. Go perform a colonoscopy on yourself with a medieval club.

st33lwynd

November 26th, 2009

11:59:16 AM CST

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just got "this enris night" stuck in my head when i read this....

thejoeman14

November 18th, 2009

7:56:10 PM CST

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I personally love Tool, however you don't have to. It's fine. :)

PolyesterRambler

November 18th, 2009

9:29:59 PM CST

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haha, this only makes me want to stop watching retards put sounds and pics together and go listen to talented artists. TOOL.

Creww

November 18th, 2009

11:15:05 PM CST

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f*ck u!

sirweeze

November 18th, 2009

11:54:14 PM CST

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whoever wants the entire song can message me, i'll send it

Forsaken0u812

November 19th, 2009

12:47:38 AM CST

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hate the site, but good job you intolerant pig

doctor-acula

November 19th, 2009

10:04:29 AM CST

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I like tool, and this is funny, but what's the point of attacking a band and it's fans? Kind of middle school, dude.

st33lwynd

November 22nd, 2009

6:45:45 PM CST

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ah, the anonymity of the internetz, you can make fun of whoever you want to without any serious repercussions. don't you love hiding behind a monitor? :)

egonym

November 19th, 2009

4:06:54 PM CST

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so true

FreAkweNtcY

November 19th, 2009

5:02:39 PM CST

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diehard tool fan - this was indeed pretty funny. +1 for funny.

icreatedytmnd

November 20th, 2009

2:57:13 AM CST

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i agree.. tool does suck... tool is for tools. maynard needs to get over himself.

blommer

November 22nd, 2009

5:14:19 PM CST

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I think this was "TOOLS SUCK," a site by Tim Taylor's arch-nemesis.

mondays

November 22nd, 2009

10:12:30 PM CST

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i get it

braxton

November 22nd, 2009

11:35:07 PM CST

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i am a huge tool fan and i laffed hard

Ralm

November 23rd, 2009

11:29:19 PM CST

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Diehard Tool fan, and I gotta say, that was a pretty good parody. But just note: YTMND f*gs that happen to be Tool fans are not a good representative sample of Tool fans in general, so drawing the conclusion "tool fans are easily offended" from this is a bit of a stretch. Good parody nonetheless. I want the full song.

sirweeze

November 24th, 2009

4:14:39 PM CST

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGkTszdJT2I

HellSpun

November 24th, 2009

4:31:44 AM CST

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-1 for dropping the pick

SpunkySkunk347

November 24th, 2009

11:12:47 PM CST

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It is not only an opinion that "Tool is the Best Band" - from a strictly technical and mathematical standpoint, they are the best band as well. They have songs in 7/8 time signatures.. that doesn't automatically mean that any band playing in 7/8 time signatures is good, but it does mean they have more technical ability if they can pull it off - which tool does.

st33lwynd

November 26th, 2009

11:53:28 AM CST

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the beauty is that they will sometimes have several different time sigs within the same song... they'll jump from 4/4 to 7/8 and back, i think one time i counted out something like a 13/8 time at one point, maybe on the Aenima album.

jhzildjian

February 4th, 2010

12:20:17 PM CST

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Wow, 7/8 time signature. How ironic that you picked quite a tame meter to use as an example of how technically proficient TOOL is.

SpunkySkunk347

November 24th, 2009

11:15:05 PM CST

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For all you people who hate Tool, it might just not be your style of music, and that's fine - you are entitled to your own opinion. However, I find it much more likely that you simply don't have the attention span, mental capacity, and/or intelligence required to appreciate Tool's music.

SpunkySkunk347

November 24th, 2009

11:19:31 PM CST

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Since there are two types of music listeners - those who dislike any modern music for being "fake" and "phony"; and those who dislike older music for being too boring and complex - it is easy to see why Tool is stuck in the middle as a "common enemy" equally disliked by both groups of listeners. For being a "newer band" (and in turn being associated with "fake/phoniness") and because the songs are long and complex. Only people who truly enjoy music (not just because it is the current trend/fad) like Tool

st33lwynd

November 26th, 2009

11:55:10 AM CST

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...and a lot of people have a hard time with "progressive" music... look at King Crimson or Alan Parsons Project. Tool is the metal version of progressive, and a lot of people can't get into it.

SpunkySkunk347

November 24th, 2009

11:24:43 PM CST

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By the way, the maker of this site probably just had an argument or something in real life with a Tool fan, so now this is his way of getting his revenge by claiming "I just made this site because its funny that Tool fans get pissed off easily", when really, he is just venting a bunch of pent up angst from his grudge towards Tool fans

kansas

November 19th, 2010

5:49:07 PM CST

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I'm happy this site is still alive. Thanks to Sir Weeze himself for the 5 bux sponsorship.

kansas

November 19th, 2010

10:05:08 PM CST

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a whole year later lol