A Truly Epic Maneuver
Created on: May 22nd, 2006
A Truly Epic Maneuver
espionagedb7 
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A TRULY EPIC FEAT OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS THAT NO MORTAL WORDS COULD POSSIBLY EXPRESS!!!
http://www.honoluluzoo.org/african_land_snail_video.htm
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evilforeignbody
May 23rd, 2006
12:02:42 AM CDT
(0)
well done, have a cookie
t-wiz
May 23rd, 2006
12:05:34 AM CDT
(0)
Your point is strong, but too subtle for the plebs and prols that use YTMND to understand. I am counteracting the downvoting you will inevitably recieve.
esc861
May 23rd, 2006
12:06:10 AM CDT
(0)
a+
Eldebo
May 23rd, 2006
12:07:54 AM CDT
(0)
What's great is that the door wasn't even halfway closed yet.
RogueFox
May 23rd, 2006
12:12:07 AM CDT
(0)
Deserves better than the recognition it will be given my the mindless droves who populate this website.
theflood
May 23rd, 2006
12:14:55 AM CDT
(0)
excellent
DarthWang
May 23rd, 2006
12:18:45 AM CDT
(0)
That's a big snail
zalb
May 23rd, 2006
12:20:31 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG! It's moving it's head!
Superdome
May 23rd, 2006
12:21:24 AM CDT
(0)
my mind is blown
Bupo
May 23rd, 2006
12:24:13 AM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Recon001
May 23rd, 2006
12:25:15 AM CDT
(0)
mind orgasm, was going to 4.5, but I have to round up. Just something about a snail moving its head that doesn't seem 5 start to me, oh well.
Toilet
May 23rd, 2006
1:07:17 AM CDT
(0)
poo poo ca ca pee pee
jorrar
May 23rd, 2006
1:07:30 AM CDT
(0)
O RLY?
gamekid
May 23rd, 2006
1:10:31 AM CDT
(0)
Mocking fads much? ;) (Before my vote, the rating was very close to pi.)
foudarthbob
May 23rd, 2006
1:15:39 AM CDT
(0)
maybe if the snail was..... moving?
cvramen
May 23rd, 2006
1:17:56 AM CDT
(0)
a site that's the opposite of the description.
N0Lif3
May 23rd, 2006
1:19:02 AM CDT
(0)
lame, needs moar salt
SpinningKick
May 23rd, 2006
1:20:49 AM CDT
(0)
do a barrel roll!
Pettitman
May 23rd, 2006
1:27:11 AM CDT
(0)
roar
Popsman
May 23rd, 2006
1:51:58 AM CDT
(0)
I AM IN AWE OF ITS EPICNESS
Cold-NiTe
May 23rd, 2006
2:04:25 AM CDT
(0)
Man I always found snails disgusting to look at, but still, that's pretty damn epic.
Adam
May 23rd, 2006
2:06:43 AM CDT
(0)
boring
Hashupa
May 23rd, 2006
2:14:59 AM CDT
(0)
stupid downvoters.. i give this a 5
Terjay
May 23rd, 2006
2:17:32 AM CDT
(0)
Meh
Skuu
May 23rd, 2006
2:28:49 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY SHII HE DIDN'T JST DO THT??
mfndve
May 23rd, 2006
2:34:56 AM CDT
(0)
Simply astonishing!
Galthorus
May 23rd, 2006
2:51:55 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL, great
mmmmjournal
May 23rd, 2006
2:59:50 AM CDT
(0)
Oh god! I didn't think he was going to make it over that last pebble!
Celark
May 23rd, 2006
3:04:51 AM CDT
(0)
DEAR GOD!
FairRatings
May 23rd, 2006
3:10:06 AM CDT
(0)
I'm in shock and awe. 4'd for anti climax.
KatamariClock
May 23rd, 2006
3:19:26 AM CDT
(0)
Nice
sandshrewd
May 23rd, 2006
3:25:28 AM CDT
(0)
they're really that big? o_o
basheron
May 23rd, 2006
3:36:04 AM CDT
(0)
ITS MOOOVING!
sasp
May 23rd, 2006
3:50:24 AM CDT
(0)
why the f*ck is this first in the top 15 ?
sstrfstr
May 23rd, 2006
3:58:58 AM CDT
(0)
a site that's the opposite of the description? clever
ArrowHead
May 23rd, 2006
4:02:47 AM CDT
(0)
it could use some music
blunkhead
May 23rd, 2006
4:03:34 AM CDT
(0)
Hilarious. So drunk...
aurorafox
May 23rd, 2006
4:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
I don't care what anyone else says this is the most amazing thing ever
nilnar
May 23rd, 2006
4:31:28 AM CDT
(0)
The point in the Geordi one is that his maneuver was far from epic. I thought that was pretty obvious...
Feral
May 23rd, 2006
5:07:59 AM CDT
(0)
OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO EPIC! - South Park probalby the 10th season or somewhere around there
Kazuma
May 23rd, 2006
5:33:57 AM CDT
(0)
3 for concept 1 for moving snail head. but its time for me to show you all up.
Abdiel
May 23rd, 2006
5:35:56 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY-MOTHERf*ckINGCRAPTACULARFANf*ckINGTASTIC!
maninhaze
May 23rd, 2006
5:44:18 AM CDT
(0)
lol worst part, that took 2 years to move that far... 5
Magar
May 23rd, 2006
5:51:13 AM CDT
(0)
KILL IT WITH SALT!
ebaumsuckscock
May 23rd, 2006
6:04:37 AM CDT
(0)
lame
State-of-mind
May 23rd, 2006
6:15:57 AM CDT
(0)
I thought it was just as epic as the geordi one. Good work.
SlackBabbath
May 23rd, 2006
6:24:29 AM CDT
(0)
-2 for bad spelling. "Manoeuvre" kthanx.
jimbo44311
May 23rd, 2006
6:32:28 AM CDT
(0)
what are you talking about? he spelled it right. Maybe you're one of those limey brits with your uppity spelling. Go drive on the wrong side of the road, this is epic
mikeyfapper
May 23rd, 2006
6:40:17 AM CDT
(0)
outstanding! i liked the part when he moved a little bit best.
J-Man
May 23rd, 2006
7:09:05 AM CDT
(0)
?
aabis
May 23rd, 2006
7:20:47 AM CDT
(0)
yah kill it with salt and then we can have a new NEDM offshoot.
gaijineli
May 23rd, 2006
7:39:47 AM CDT
(0)
Screw you, SlackBabbath. Maneuver is a perfectly accepted spelling in North America. I only give it a three, but +2 to undo the misjustice of ignorant, unsavory characters.
SlackBabbath
May 23rd, 2006
7:40:06 AM CDT
(0)
@jimbo44311, "Limey" refers to the English, not the British.
dady5000
May 23rd, 2006
7:55:00 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
Snah
May 23rd, 2006
8:16:14 AM CDT
(0)
AAAAH HA HA HA, what is MORE funny than this ytmnd is the number of people in this world who, go on commedy sites looking for a laugh, but are unable to find anything funny, that isnt fed to them on a spoon going 'here comes the airoplane'.
stick-guy
May 23rd, 2006
8:20:01 AM CDT
(0)
meh
SlackBabbath
May 23rd, 2006
8:26:53 AM CDT
(0)
@gaijineli, I only gave it a three, too! ^______^
kirkwood
May 23rd, 2006
8:40:58 AM CDT
(0)
SlackBabbath is pwned. You don't even know that the English are called British as well? Nothing incorrect about calling a Brit a Limey.
SinisterCRX
May 23rd, 2006
8:57:13 AM CDT
(0)
Although I do not quite understand it, 5 to counteract SlackBabbath's negligence.
espionagedb7
May 23rd, 2006
9:24:45 AM CDT
(0)
hmmm - this was actually sorta an inside joke with a friend, didn't expect it to do too well, so far my expectations have been kind of upheld. Would an epic turtle perhaps be more humorous for you downvoting folk?
Paulus2
May 23rd, 2006
9:25:22 AM CDT
(0)
"SlackBabbath is pwned. You don't even know that the English are called British as well? Nothing incorrect about calling a Brit a Limey." Britain refers to the British isles as a whole. England is a country in the British isles. Britain is actually Scottland, Wales, England and Northern Island. You are American so it is understandable that you are pretty dumb, but please don't get your facts wrong.
Paulus2
May 23rd, 2006
9:26:39 AM CDT
(0)
Also I like this YTMND so 5.
Flakmaster
May 23rd, 2006
9:26:50 AM CDT
(0)
I think this would be sweet if the snail held its pose a bit longer- like, it goes down, and then when it comes back up, freeze it for a second. That'd be epic.
Paulus2
May 23rd, 2006
9:28:50 AM CDT
(0)
Also I phail :( I spelled Ireland wrong.
Mikemike20
May 23rd, 2006
9:41:00 AM CDT
(0)
nice job
themadjester
May 23rd, 2006
9:50:25 AM CDT
(0)
My favorite part was the comedy elitists after the epic snail manuever. Allow me to put on my top hat and monocle. "Mmmmm Activists, yessss."
Sercerfer
May 23rd, 2006
9:52:13 AM CDT
(0)
I am awe stuck.
SwissBeatZ
May 23rd, 2006
9:57:54 AM CDT
(0)
lol amazing
Jamou
May 23rd, 2006
10:00:45 AM CDT
(0)
i love you man
DryvBy
May 23rd, 2006
10:16:00 AM CDT
(0)
cheap. just like your mom.
Lisk
May 23rd, 2006
11:00:34 AM CDT
(0)
lame
vertigo
May 23rd, 2006
11:01:14 AM CDT
(0)
THIS SNAIL IS GOD!!!
TheBigDawg
May 23rd, 2006
11:01:57 AM CDT
(0)
Salt can't kill it, it'll epicly maneuver itself away from the salt.
Econojon
May 23rd, 2006
11:08:32 AM CDT
(0)
Got any salt? ;)
plantmonster
May 23rd, 2006
11:12:31 AM CDT
(0)
haha awesome
TastyLobster
May 23rd, 2006
11:24:33 AM CDT
(0)
That's a big ole snail
ColdStone
May 23rd, 2006
11:30:46 AM CDT
(0)
You get a 2 for the music alone.
SlackBabbath
May 23rd, 2006
11:38:09 AM CDT
(0)
@Paulus2, you also spelled "Scotland" incorrectly. But thanks for taking part. :)
Deebsdavid
May 23rd, 2006
11:42:51 AM CDT
(0)
this? top 15?... 2006 is sux
Rib
May 23rd, 2006
11:58:34 AM CDT
(0)
waaaaaaaaa, the nasty man made a joke that i'm too immature to get because it was based on satire. I will downvote accordingly....
analog
May 23rd, 2006
11:59:45 AM CDT
(0)
um?
nelsonlaugh
May 23rd, 2006
12:17:31 PM CDT
(0)
heh heh
CrazyChris576
May 23rd, 2006
12:21:08 PM CDT
(0)
That's good.....
Pootermobile
May 23rd, 2006
12:39:07 PM CDT
(0)
GET IT SNAIL!
Lanik
May 23rd, 2006
12:51:56 PM CDT
(0)
ok, Epic fad needs to die, sorry!
baka
May 23rd, 2006
12:59:49 PM CDT
(0)
snails are cool
MnemonicDevice
May 23rd, 2006
1:29:12 PM CDT
(0)
I vote 5. Just because.
rudeness
May 23rd, 2006
1:31:04 PM CDT
(0)
lol ... i guess sometimes less is more
Spacetree
May 23rd, 2006
1:43:44 PM CDT
(0)
Awsumness FTW
Iceehockey21
May 23rd, 2006
1:48:05 PM CDT
(0)
haaha
dation
May 23rd, 2006
1:56:01 PM CDT
(0)
http://snailsoul.ytmnd.com/ Shameless plug FTW!
Servo
May 23rd, 2006
1:58:26 PM CDT
(0)
Nightwish truly is epic.
Patchubis
May 23rd, 2006
2:26:18 PM CDT
(0)
teeheehee
Hasedoki
May 23rd, 2006
2:33:51 PM CDT
(0)
I get it. Still not funny. I will +1 since the door wasn't halfway closed yet.
blahblahla
May 23rd, 2006
2:50:45 PM CDT
(0)
totally epic.
Stahlejaeger
May 23rd, 2006
3:22:58 PM CDT
(0)
Good sense of humor
SuperStingray
May 23rd, 2006
3:46:14 PM CDT
(0)
Yes, it is indeed an epic tale for the snail to move to the other side.
Dpaladin
May 23rd, 2006
3:52:50 PM CDT
(0)
I see what you did there.
jaggerblade
May 23rd, 2006
3:52:50 PM CDT
(0)
5 because everyone who posted with under a 2 star rating said something stupid. And because I laugh at downvoters who think they can get you off top 15 with bad ratings.
N3k74r
May 23rd, 2006
4:16:46 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah...
LoneSteele
May 23rd, 2006
4:26:33 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sorry but I just don't get it....
guy1234
May 23rd, 2006
4:47:17 PM CDT
(0)
lame. :(
KingLouisXIV
May 23rd, 2006
4:53:14 PM CDT
(0)
EPIC.
GIVEMEREPLAY
May 23rd, 2006
4:53:19 PM CDT
(0)
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PSEUDOPOD FAILFAIL FAIL FIAL FIAT FAIL FINALS WEEK
forerunner
May 23rd, 2006
5:04:47 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for giving me a new band to listen to.
MoSteel
May 23rd, 2006
5:07:20 PM CDT
(0)
EPIC.
InspectorFadget
May 23rd, 2006
5:08:32 PM CDT
(0)
ok so he has antenna eyes but he moves his head to look at things in other words f*cken pointless
ic0n0
May 23rd, 2006
5:16:35 PM CDT
(0)
I don't get it.
dannyaq
May 23rd, 2006
5:21:32 PM CDT
(0)
lame, there's no danger at all, you need some slight possibility of danger.
Gldnwarrior
May 23rd, 2006
5:27:18 PM CDT
(0)
OMFGWTFBBQ! For a snail, that IS epic =0
IceBeam
May 23rd, 2006
5:37:03 PM CDT
(0)
KILL IT WITH SALT! For massive damage.
sAge
May 23rd, 2006
5:40:15 PM CDT
(0)
Y helo thar!
junkat
May 23rd, 2006
5:46:16 PM CDT
(0)
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
AceRock
May 23rd, 2006
5:50:30 PM CDT
(0)
way to completely misiterpret a fad
espionagedb7
May 23rd, 2006
5:54:58 PM CDT
(0)
Completely misinterp......... AS I STATED EARLIER THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE, I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO GET ON TOP 15 - jeez lighten up people, just downvote the site and be done with it....... besides I got a hernia from listening to all you dowvoters, and I'm almost certain that I'm constipated now too.....
mmario
May 23rd, 2006
6:01:15 PM CDT
(0)
wow...epic...
mkomega
May 23rd, 2006
6:24:54 PM CDT
(0)
:)
Warcraft
May 23rd, 2006
6:25:59 PM CDT
(0)
dady5000
May 23rd, 2006
7:01:35 PM CDT
(0)
*cries* Great Job Snail!
rwolfe
May 23rd, 2006
7:05:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol
colinneu
May 23rd, 2006
7:10:34 PM CDT
(0)
awful
CataclysmicBeefstick
May 23rd, 2006
7:14:21 PM CDT
(0)
These snails can unleash ecological havoc if they escape on any other continent.
GIVEMEREPLAY
May 23rd, 2006
7:20:46 PM CDT
(0)
"THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE"... Hence the problem douchebag. One of the contracts you sign to use this site says "DONT MAKE ANY f*ckING INSIDE JOKE SITES, YOU c*nt"- That is a direct quote.
Sigon
May 23rd, 2006
7:28:26 PM CDT
(0)
go snail go
Grayfox354
May 23rd, 2006
7:28:48 PM CDT
(0)
I dunno, just the music and the snail amused me. =P
Chambo
May 23rd, 2006
7:31:26 PM CDT
(0)
not even epic manoeuvres deserve a 5
Spittinglama
May 23rd, 2006
7:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
and this is so epic because?
GroveStreet
May 23rd, 2006
7:36:46 PM CDT
(0)
Wow
asphyxiate
May 23rd, 2006
7:53:09 PM CDT
(0)
meh not funny
Armadaz
May 23rd, 2006
8:08:48 PM CDT
(0)
gay
galaxhood
May 23rd, 2006
8:22:19 PM CDT
(0)
DOWNVOTED :D
espionagedb7
May 23rd, 2006
8:41:51 PM CDT
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"THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE"... Hence the problem douchebag. One of the contracts you sign to use this site says "DONT MAKE ANY f*ckING INSIDE JOKE SITES, YOU c*nt"- That is a direct quote. --------- wow mellow out =\
TheRaven7
May 23rd, 2006
9:06:47 PM CDT
(0)
rofl it's stupid but i roffled
TwistedHumour
May 23rd, 2006
9:24:20 PM CDT
(0)
Pure WTF Factor
Thunderek
May 23rd, 2006
10:45:36 PM CDT
(0)
crapola
FuzzyDuck
May 23rd, 2006
10:59:54 PM CDT
(0)
Go, man, go!
bigandrew5000
May 23rd, 2006
11:00:02 PM CDT
(0)
That snail really knows his sh*t....
Barcode711
May 23rd, 2006
11:27:48 PM CDT
(0)
Annihilated.
fraggingBrain
May 24th, 2006
2:45:48 PM CDT
(0)
random 4 :)
TheRealDecoy
May 24th, 2006
3:32:28 PM CDT
(0)
5'd since doing so apparently irritates people.
BTape
June 19th, 2006
7:17:48 PM CDT
(0)
"""THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE"... Hence the problem douchebag. One of the contracts you sign to use this site says "DONT MAKE ANY f*ckING INSIDE JOKE SITES, YOU c*nt"- That is a direct quote. --------- wow mellow out =" Just seeing how many times this can be quoted." It had to be said.
AgentKoopa
July 1st, 2006
7:27:42 PM CDT
(0)
WeaselBoyCool is right. There's nothing sophisticated about this. Dur, it says epic but it's not. Fuh-nny. I mean really, that was the point of the original. This isn't subtle at all. It's the same joke as the original. And that was funny because it was an actual guy, doing an actual part in an actual show. You took a couple frames from a movie. Big whoop.
WhitePhoenix
July 9th, 2006
4:37:49 AM CDT
(0)
I see it, and I'll give you 4 for the attempt. But an epic maneuver by a snail would be him contracting into its shell. As T-wiz said, its too subtle.