Seal Clubin
Created on: May 20th, 2006
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"right about that time, people, a fur-trapper, who was strictly from commercial, had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) And he started into whippin on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snowshoe. I said with a lead- filled... with a lead filled snow shoe. He said Peekaboo. He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal with the lead-filled snowshoe. He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he....
"Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, rub it!
And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced
And I pounced again
Great googly moogly!
I jumped up and down on the chest of the him
I injured
The fur trapper...
"Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
I cant see
I cant see
Oh, woe is me
I cant see
Well.....you know
I cant see
Nothin
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I cant see
Temporarily...
"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook...
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