LOGIC BOMB MY ASS, remember the basic rules!

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zigity
May 18th, 2006
1:04:35 AM CDT
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LEARN TO USE ALGEBRA
TheGuesswho
May 18th, 2006
1:05:06 AM CDT
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Fived until disputed by some other intelligent sounding bloke who will one you. Also I'm not British.
stevethatsmyname
May 18th, 2006
1:06:12 AM CDT
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you never stated the assumption that a = 1, so therefore your rebuttal fails.
zigity
May 18th, 2006
1:07:10 AM CDT
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um sir, if that proof was true it'd be true for all X, meaning it doesn't matter what number you put in for a, it will still come out 0=0, thus YOU FAIL.
damon
May 18th, 2006
1:09:17 AM CDT
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lol fallacious math proof
GodRMK
May 18th, 2006
1:35:52 AM CDT
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lol @ TheGuesswho cause its true
Popsman
May 18th, 2006
1:44:20 AM CDT
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Thank you very much for posting this.
AhMotherland
May 18th, 2006
1:46:20 AM CDT
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divide by zero? un-mathable! Needs more (0/0). LOL infinity.
dondrei
May 18th, 2006
1:47:11 AM CDT
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I'm guessing the 1's were an example. If a=b then a-b=0 no matter what a and b are, so you can't divide by a-b.
gamekid
May 18th, 2006
1:51:48 AM CDT
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Correct.
HeeroYuy
May 18th, 2006
2:02:49 AM CDT
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most people dont catch it lol :)
Discostew
May 18th, 2006
2:10:16 AM CDT
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0/0 = 0 because you can't make infinity with nothing, just like how measured calculations like 0/1 = 0, or even 0/0.5 = 0, but that would make this equation 2 = 0 in the end. Either way, "a" is undefined, and nowhere in the equation helps in defining it, so a random value won't work.
zigity
May 18th, 2006
11:12:03 AM CDT
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ok, one more time peeoples. you can't divide ANYTHING by zero, why? because if x>0>x/0, then it's undefined, but, if x=0/0 then it's indeterminate. basic rule of calculus
Blorp
May 18th, 2006
3:02:51 PM CDT
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lol, you divide each side of the equation by (a-b), thats all
zigity
May 18th, 2006
4:52:07 PM CDT
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IF A=B THEN A-B=0 SO YOU CAN'T SIMPLY DEVIDE BY A-B, HOLY sh*t YOU GUYS REALLY ARE DUMB, MAX WASN'T LYING.
zigity
May 18th, 2006
4:54:28 PM CDT
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errr, divide, not devide. oops
drprime
May 18th, 2006
5:08:34 PM CDT
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omg teh hax, thanks for ruining a perfectly good joke.
zigity
May 18th, 2006
7:44:22 PM CDT
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you're welcome
Synod
May 19th, 2006
1:46:48 AM CDT
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Thank you!
Illogical
May 19th, 2006
3:44:56 PM CDT
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However, its perfectly fine to multiply 1 by 0.
zigity
May 19th, 2006
3:51:15 PM CDT
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thus making the equation end at 0=0, and you gave me two stars for stating that? wow, that must be why you failed math......
Illogical
May 19th, 2006
3:59:42 PM CDT
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Barely into Algebra 2, irregardless I still don't see any division signs. Following the notes at the side, (2)(0) = 1(0), would indeed give you 0 = 0, but thats not the point. There is no division in there. You might want to get a refund on your PhD, prof.
zigity
May 21st, 2006
9:42:42 PM CDT
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SIGH, in order to cancle out (a-b) on both sides, you must divide by it. technically (a-b)/(a-b) =1(and X*1 will allways = x) however, since a=b, (a-b)=0, and you can't divide by zero. like i said, learn to use algebra.
EscapingJa1l
June 7th, 2006
12:22:15 AM CDT
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you lose
rappax
June 9th, 2006
2:38:05 AM CDT
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Why did you bother making this, knowing that only children would argue over it? If you're interested in joke proofs, check out mcraeclan.com/MathHelp/Jokes.htm. With a little effort, you can find the flaw in each one... but some are pretty tricky.
buttlover
July 26th, 2006
12:45:22 AM CDT
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my name is steven hawking and you are a f*cken retard... BEEP BEEP BEEP
Leng
July 29th, 2006
12:32:42 PM CDT
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(removes glasses intelligently) the mere fact that division by zero renders illogical results indicates a fundamental flaw in the structure of logic and mathematics. to say "you cannot divide by zero" is not a statement of logic, but an imperative command to avoid the confusion which inevitably results upon contact with reality.
icn001
August 4th, 2006
11:32:39 PM CDT
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i think they are mocking you lol
supnobarb
August 18th, 2006
4:55:05 PM CDT
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1'd FOR BENNY HILL WTF