Asimo Is Coming
Created on: May 3rd, 2006
Asimo Is Coming
Spo8 
asimostalks.ytmnd.com
Sure, he'll fetch your paper. Right after he F*CKING KILLS YOU. These humanoid packages of death are not to be trusted. Stay sharp, stay safe.
Asimo Commercial (With editing by me) Crappy source video
Halloween Theme

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bass31
May 3rd, 2006
10:40:09 PM CDT
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hah
swgc5
May 4th, 2006
12:38:17 AM CDT
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Chink FTW
Econojon
May 4th, 2006
1:02:40 AM CDT
(0)
Fantastic!
Siegmund
May 4th, 2006
1:02:58 AM CDT
(0)
Win
shadydragon
May 4th, 2006
1:06:37 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Threnx
May 4th, 2006
1:08:45 AM CDT
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-1 for all the artifacts in the video
jdodger
May 4th, 2006
1:09:19 AM CDT
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mikey likes it!
katamari-burrito
May 4th, 2006
1:13:54 AM CDT
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OMG he sooo made my vagina bleeeeed! )= I hate robots
an84danarchist
May 4th, 2006
1:15:36 AM CDT
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asimo sexual predator
Stoi101
May 4th, 2006
1:28:06 AM CDT
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LOL.
Twinsen
May 4th, 2006
1:31:53 AM CDT
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Whats asimo?
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
1:35:00 AM CDT
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Wow, the downvoters were fast this time.
Jobes
May 4th, 2006
1:35:13 AM CDT
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asimo is the really advanced robot made by honda
TheBigDawg
May 4th, 2006
1:56:03 AM CDT
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Never heard of Asimo before, even with the "robot by Honda" comment. So...meh, 3.
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:03:44 AM CDT
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Seriously? You didn't see the commercial where he goes out and gets the paper, then waves to the guy? They seem utterly pointless, but I'm 129.4% sure that they're just waiting for us to turn our backs to begin their hostile takeover of the human race.
Mr-Shroom
May 4th, 2006
2:12:35 AM CDT
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It's kinda funny, and I get the references...but it just isn't as sinister/hilarious as I think you meant it to be. Needs something more?
BodilyOddity
May 4th, 2006
2:16:51 AM CDT
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yeah, like a climax. Middle of the road.
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:18:21 AM CDT
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I was shooting for some more sinister sounding music, but I couldn't find any, so I settled on this. I know I've heard some around here that would be perfect, but I don't know the name. As far as a climax or ending, I wanted this to be a neverending cha
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:19:33 AM CDT
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chase, so I guess that's what I got.
wentonchan
May 4th, 2006
2:20:31 AM CDT
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add a knife to that hand FTW
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:25:21 AM CDT
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I figured some people would eventually do that. Maybe even the beginning of a weak-ass fad. Maybe. Anyway, I don't know if I could do that frame by frame, but I'll see what I can whip up tomorrow.
Canon
May 4th, 2006
2:30:07 AM CDT
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Asimo is pretty neat.
Twinsen
May 4th, 2006
2:35:15 AM CDT
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Well now that I know it's a Honda product... SUPER 1! WAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWA ONEEDDDD!! *ground shakes*
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:38:13 AM CDT
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Ah, well that's very nice of you.
Twinsen
May 4th, 2006
2:45:29 AM CDT
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I'll make it up to ya, I'll find a good site you've made and 5 it. I'll do it twice.
Twinsen
May 4th, 2006
2:47:33 AM CDT
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K, I did it. But I only 1ed this because I truely truely hate everything Honda.
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:47:54 AM CDT
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Make it 3 times and it's a deal. Any less and I come looking for your family.
Twinsen
May 4th, 2006
2:49:05 AM CDT
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Sigh... done. But plz come after my family anyway, leave the dog alone.
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
2:49:42 AM CDT
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I'll consider it. No promises.
g0ast
May 4th, 2006
2:50:29 AM CDT
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HAH! 1st one to say it... ASIMO NOOOOOOO!
Cold-NiTe
May 4th, 2006
3:06:43 AM CDT
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Your description gets you a 6. Sadly I am unable to give you the SIXTH STAR. Your new mission is to find it, by adding to the 'evil robot' fad.
frenchie
May 4th, 2006
3:07:00 AM CDT
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You knew it was coming, the beady eyed sumbitch
xXWaspXx
May 4th, 2006
3:26:51 AM CDT
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lmfao looks like a new police toy for old people
KtuluCJ77
May 4th, 2006
3:27:04 AM CDT
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This is great! congrats on all the success with it. Thank you very much for your 4 on my site as well.
vestner
May 4th, 2006
5:44:54 AM CDT
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Nice choice of music.
sironyx
May 4th, 2006
5:57:31 AM CDT
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I'm so sorry I ever doubted your sincerity VinnyWeapons. I now believe!
harv
May 4th, 2006
6:00:58 AM CDT
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Simply brilliant. :)
Klappstuhl
May 4th, 2006
6:14:35 AM CDT
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win
Yurtablemoron
May 4th, 2006
6:42:41 AM CDT
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This is about the funniest YTMND I've seen in the past month.
stro
May 4th, 2006
8:01:49 AM CDT
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5 worthy :)
Armadaz
May 4th, 2006
8:06:38 AM CDT
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scared AZN
way21337
May 4th, 2006
8:58:20 AM CDT
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Awesome!
thehyecircus
May 4th, 2006
9:10:59 AM CDT
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Damn you Sony!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
thehyecircus
May 4th, 2006
9:11:59 AM CDT
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My post = FTL
Chav-Slayer
May 4th, 2006
9:13:50 AM CDT
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A-OK
jorrar
May 4th, 2006
9:28:16 AM CDT
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the robots will conquer the planet, ask VinnyWeapons
sasp
May 4th, 2006
10:07:48 AM CDT
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asimo pwns humanity
ObsiDian
May 4th, 2006
10:18:56 AM CDT
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he needs a knife
innocentbystander
May 4th, 2006
10:21:38 AM CDT
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Despite the artifacting, it's really awesome.
orlandojnf
May 4th, 2006
10:44:58 AM CDT
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what idiot sits around and comments to people on his own page. nig
NeoEllis
May 4th, 2006
11:06:54 AM CDT
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They're already here! http://asimoinvasion.ytmnd.com/
EndlessRoad
May 4th, 2006
11:08:32 AM CDT
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LOL
regularstormy
May 4th, 2006
11:21:48 AM CDT
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More like AWESOPMEO
lawnchair
May 4th, 2006
11:42:09 AM CDT
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Honda robots FTL
NegaDruid
May 4th, 2006
11:49:40 AM CDT
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. THE AGE OF ROBOTS BEGINS!
Akadjjoel
May 4th, 2006
11:56:58 AM CDT
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good!
NowInStereo
May 4th, 2006
12:17:09 PM CDT
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Initiating steal mode!
genkidama20
May 4th, 2006
12:23:58 PM CDT
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that's some scary ish
petrov
May 4th, 2006
12:40:59 PM CDT
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no ytmnd should take 5 mins to load on cable. also, halloween music sucks.
c0n7r0l-fr34k
May 4th, 2006
12:41:00 PM CDT
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funny, I think the music works well
Wesyeed
May 4th, 2006
1:02:22 PM CDT
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should use terminator music.
KangarooKirby
May 4th, 2006
1:07:25 PM CDT
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The robots have taken the asian guy. Please send help.
jaytorade
May 4th, 2006
1:16:06 PM CDT
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Run Chinamen RUN!
terrioZero
May 4th, 2006
1:32:40 PM CDT
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RUUUUN AAAAAAH
evilregal
May 4th, 2006
1:39:17 PM CDT
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"no ytmnd should take 5 mins to load on cable." hahaha, your connection sucks balls then. This is a solid 4. The old asian guy makes the sale.
Iceehockey21
May 4th, 2006
1:50:14 PM CDT
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aahah
Fret
May 4th, 2006
1:50:47 PM CDT
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ur gonna get raped. RUN OLD MAN
TridenT
May 4th, 2006
2:48:47 PM CDT
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Okay, all those movies where some nutjob AI goes berzerk and decides people are inferior? Yeah, NOW I'm finally afraid of it happening.
ForkHead
May 4th, 2006
2:49:59 PM CDT
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thats f*ckin scary
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 4th, 2006
4:10:00 PM CDT
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Lol run for your life!
Ydoc
May 4th, 2006
4:10:51 PM CDT
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That robot is so freaking creepy.
gir489
May 4th, 2006
4:20:28 PM CDT
(0)
5
MuToiDMaN
May 4th, 2006
4:29:44 PM CDT
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he's gon' getcha!
FuzzyDuck
May 4th, 2006
4:56:49 PM CDT
(0)
Destroy... destroy...
Spotz
May 4th, 2006
5:03:59 PM CDT
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Image size: 2367.96 KB (2424793 bytes)
Than
May 4th, 2006
5:13:00 PM CDT
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http://niatona.ytmnd.com what a loser he can't even make any ytmnd contribution and criticizes
N3k74r
May 4th, 2006
5:16:17 PM CDT
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Fix the size.
ASFalcon13
May 4th, 2006
5:34:15 PM CDT
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Meh. At least it's not horsedick.
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
6:00:41 PM CDT
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A comment on the size. This was as low as I could possibly get it without the quality becoming rediculously low. I've optimized it and really cut down on the frame count. So suck it up and wait for your Asimo like a man.
JasonFrost
May 4th, 2006
6:19:45 PM CDT
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superbe
GobanzoMon
May 4th, 2006
6:34:03 PM CDT
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Qrio kicks Asimo's ass
garfalk
May 4th, 2006
6:39:21 PM CDT
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hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! azn man scared!
shunkwugga
May 4th, 2006
7:04:21 PM CDT
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IMG quality sux otherwise i would have 4'd
JDpigeon
May 4th, 2006
7:08:56 PM CDT
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5'd for robots
kgjake
May 4th, 2006
7:10:33 PM CDT
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The comment made it fantastic. Incorporate the paper fetching part in the actual ytmnd for a 10.
ArmchairAthlete
May 4th, 2006
7:18:02 PM CDT
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I got to see Asimo for free at my school. He only has 30 mins of battery life, haha.
rickster
May 4th, 2006
7:36:49 PM CDT
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please make the image crappier it's too crisp
phobosavvy
May 4th, 2006
7:42:50 PM CDT
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5'd because rickster is the anti-christ.
Asgard01
May 4th, 2006
7:48:44 PM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
Spo8
May 4th, 2006
7:50:34 PM CDT
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I had to rip this out of a Google Video, which resulted in overly crappy quality. Nothing could be done. So stop bitching.
Paty
May 4th, 2006
8:03:53 PM CDT
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Asimo, NOOOO! ...ah, already been said =(
Meatwad-jambox
May 4th, 2006
8:08:49 PM CDT
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RUN ASIAN RUN!
Trenchgun
May 4th, 2006
8:23:00 PM CDT
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I'd love to see a fad pop up with asimo in horror movie settings. I'd make one but I'm too lazy to dig up the material.
fragmeister2
May 4th, 2006
8:42:50 PM CDT
(0)
Old Glory Robot Insurance anyone?
Evang1203
May 4th, 2006
9:58:57 PM CDT
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Heh. Someone do one with AWESOM-O amirite guyszzz!!
Cinematic
May 4th, 2006
10:07:19 PM CDT
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good.
Cinematic
May 4th, 2006
10:08:31 PM CDT
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I personally await for our asimo lords to descend upon our land with death and robot dancing.
Metal-Gear-Red
May 4th, 2006
10:08:41 PM CDT
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It is amazing that after Terminator and The Matrix that there are still people who thinks building a robot is a good idea.
BTape
May 4th, 2006
10:13:32 PM CDT
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Well done! :D
JuneBug
May 4th, 2006
10:14:26 PM CDT
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I love that song too much to give it lower than 4
junkat
May 4th, 2006
10:33:13 PM CDT
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5 for site and honda and fat rednecks whining
YourTheCoconutMan
May 4th, 2006
11:13:42 PM CDT
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amazing, I used this song a while ago, XD XD
UncleHenry
May 5th, 2006
12:26:31 AM CDT
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Awesome YTMND, and I LOLed hardcore at your Bob Dylan comment on my site.
Denbowski
May 5th, 2006
6:13:13 PM CDT
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+1 for Halloween Theme
Barcode711
May 27th, 2006
11:31:11 PM CDT
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AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
complicated
June 20th, 2006
2:32:44 AM CDT
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omg stealty asimo
gorilla
June 20th, 2006
8:52:34 PM CDT
(0)
boxes!!!!!! everywhere!!!!!!!!!
Refractor
June 21st, 2006
3:08:28 PM CDT
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hahaha, your edit of that commercial is so simple and yet so awesome
WeezerBlue
July 4th, 2006
3:38:09 AM CDT
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RUN! for the love of god run!
Makana
July 15th, 2006
1:06:27 PM CDT
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"Sure, he'll fetch your paper. Right after he F*CKING KILLS YOU." 5'd for the description alone.
supersonic2118
July 19th, 2006
9:04:32 PM CDT
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I saw that thing at Disneyland and have been scared since.
LtDevon
July 31st, 2006
12:15:17 PM CDT
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Hilarious.
Bupo
August 2nd, 2006
1:43:28 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
Teknorat
August 3rd, 2006
9:23:57 AM CDT
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This is really original and quite funny :D Well done!
ILikeFish
August 21st, 2006
9:37:27 PM CDT
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5 for the F*CKING DESCRIPTION
m00
September 13th, 2006
12:46:11 AM CDT
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uglbolly
September 15th, 2006
1:18:07 PM CDT
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great
sotor
September 19th, 2006
9:20:37 PM CDT
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hummm its a ? ytmnd but i did not like it that much
loathsomedovez
February 23rd, 2007
8:59:15 PM CST
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