YTMND Voting for Dummies
Created on: April 20th, 2006
YTMND Voting for Dummies
If you have any suggestions on what I might add, let me know. (Updated. Thanks for the feedback.)

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August 27th, 2006
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lol, irony
August 27th, 2006
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f*ck you. I'm 5'ing this.
August 28th, 2006
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Incorrect use: Upvoting
August 28th, 2006
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Uh, it was informative....but it wasn't funny
August 28th, 2006
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Im going to 5 this to show Im not going to listen to you.
August 28th, 2006
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Let me remind you MrRallentando, that you are dealing with 8 year olds.
August 30th, 2006
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Solid site. Here's a 3.
August 31st, 2006
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YTMND NEEDS 10 STARS, there I said it.
August 31st, 2006
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You get a three then.
August 31st, 2006
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4'd for MC 900 Ft. Jesus
September 1st, 2006
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Should be presented to each new member.
September 2nd, 2006
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Lacks humor.
September 3rd, 2006
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Its crazy.
September 3rd, 2006
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So...accourding to your rules then...i think this would be a 3?
September 4th, 2006
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i say a 5.
September 4th, 2006
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I don't think that citing sources should be a criteria for how something gets voted on, that's just retarded.
September 5th, 2006
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Good tips, all of them.
September 5th, 2006
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c*cksucker
September 6th, 2006
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Actually, I don't necessarily think that 3 stars should be the average vote for everyone. Each person on YTMND has their own sense of humor, and their own standard for what they consider good quality. For one person, their average vote may be 2.1, for another person, their average can be 4.3. It's all good, just vote as honestly as possible.
September 7th, 2006
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Voted 5 ♠Passed♠
September 7th, 2006
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1'd like a bitch
September 8th, 2006
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Music put me asleep.
September 8th, 2006
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Good job, this is what I try to follow.
September 9th, 2006
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Below average, not funny, attempts originality, better than most, cites sources properly, original, upvoting, didn't meet all criteria, stolen, didn't require much effort, didn't make me smile, I like the author.
September 9th, 2006
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I like it. Consider yourself upvoted!
September 9th, 2006
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Use when a site: -Tells the user how to vote -Communicates with the user in a condescending manner
September 10th, 2006
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4. I didn't laigh, but I came close. It gave me a silly grin though. :D
September 10th, 2006
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UPVOTED!
September 10th, 2006
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Win. Oh wait... I'm not supposed to upvote. This is hard. :/
September 10th, 2006
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I'm giving it a five, it was informative, incitefull, witty, and I'm an upvoter (PWNED)
September 10th, 2006
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this ytmnd rocks!!
September 11th, 2006
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I votes hows I likes. Look, dude: It's YTMND, not the mid-term elections.
September 12th, 2006
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Eat sh*t, don't tell me how to vote. Go f*ck yourself.
September 13th, 2006
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i dont really agree with you but max does so whatever
September 14th, 2006
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lol downvoted
September 15th, 2006
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usefull. thats a 4
September 15th, 2006
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u's a noob, noob
September 15th, 2006
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You have to figure that most people can't be bothered to vote for every single ytmnd they view. I vote mostly when the ytmnd is so good or horrible that I _have_ to vote.
September 16th, 2006
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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO VOTE
September 16th, 2006
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5 for being true. But most my rating are 5 so it doesnt say much.
September 16th, 2006
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Average.
September 17th, 2006
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Add "Downvoting WoW sites" to negative useage and you get my 5.
September 17th, 2006
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5 for making sense
September 19th, 2006
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Downvoted!
September 20th, 2006
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A reference for the rest of (you).
September 20th, 2006
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there are more than 2 voting opshins
September 21st, 2006
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I didn't want to give this a 5 because of what you said. So, four is the new five!
September 24th, 2006
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downvote!
September 24th, 2006
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boing
September 25th, 2006
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1 cause I dont care about fairness.
September 25th, 2006
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The only problem I have is you telling us to make 3 our average rating. The vast majority of YTMND's are absolutely TERRIBLE, that 2 should be our average rating.
September 25th, 2006
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I DIDNT LAUGH!
October 2nd, 2006
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well that is total common sense. it's a bitch that you actually have to explain it to the huge population of dumbasses that come here
October 2nd, 2006
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i did vote.... im confused why it does not always show up next to my name
October 3rd, 2006
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very true, but yeah, i think that means i would be morally wrong to give you more than a 3. i dont get why you care so much
October 7th, 2006
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fail -_-
October 7th, 2006
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STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO MOM! It my liiiiiiiiife! It's now or never! I don't wanna live forever!
October 8th, 2006
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Couldnt be more right
October 8th, 2006
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Upvote!!!!
October 9th, 2006
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true i always give fours
October 10th, 2006
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g4y
October 15th, 2006
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Not bad.
October 15th, 2006
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thanks for the advice, i can now rate YTMND's accordingly.
October 16th, 2006
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I like the author.
October 17th, 2006
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You are fighting a horribly uphill battle man
October 20th, 2006
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I say 5 cause this shows those downvoting bastards how ghey their sites would be if they made any.
October 20th, 2006
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great
October 22nd, 2006
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downvote
October 23rd, 2006
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average rating
October 25th, 2006
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wow, its so true. this is the way that ytmnd should be run. buts its not. u can never get rid of downvoters or upvoters. u can just hope when u post ur ytmnd that no downvoters are online at this time.
October 27th, 2006
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upvoting is good
October 31st, 2006
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This is not creative
October 31st, 2006
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Genius! Somehow pissed off the downvoters, lamers and soulless heels more than any before! This should be made a standard issue!
October 31st, 2006
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5!
November 3rd, 2006
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wit theres more than two O_o
November 6th, 2006
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Pretty average
November 7th, 2006
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Not enough time on slide. Good info though. Although, if you're actually going to take the time to write something and vote aren't you really going to like or dislike it?
November 9th, 2006
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Here, here!
November 14th, 2006
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A very informative site. However, you forgot to cite the image properly, so you lose 1 internet point. Four points... OH MY GOD I'M NEITHER USING FIVE NOR ONE STAR!!!
November 14th, 2006
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4 stars for: - My favorite song as a child (lead to me burning the highschool bathroom down) - Effort Criteria ignored in rating - humour.. it's not funny. - sources. f*ck sources. what are you, an intro university arts prof's TA? if you don't know what song it is, then you don't deserve to be told what song it is. if i tell you where i got my pictures from, then you'd go to the same site, and take all the other pictures, and potentially make another competing ytmnd, that will suck ass
November 23rd, 2006
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agreed.
November 23rd, 2006
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GOOD JOB YOU STUPID LITTLE CRY BABY BAD BITCH! I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY REMOVED THE WOW JOKE JUST BECAUSE SOME GAY NERDS TOLD YOU TO, YOU F*GGOT *SS MOTHERF*CKER. "O NO THEY'RE GOING TO DOWNVOTE ME, SO I BETTER CHANGE MY SITE TO MAKE SURE THIS DOESNT HAPPEN." WHAT AN ABSOLUTE PUSSY. YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS F*CKING COUNTRY, YOU PUSSYFIED CHUMP C*CKSUCKING DIAHRREA GARGLER. I DOWNVOTED MOST OF YOUR SITES, AND I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU DIE, OR GET RAPED BY A CLOSE PARENT, YOU F*CKING IDIOT.
November 25th, 2006
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Decent YTMND. Thanks for the helpful tips.
November 25th, 2006
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And BTW, the Please, calm the fukk down.
November 27th, 2006
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1'd for pedo
November 27th, 2006
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i don't think i understood your voting tutorial very well. 1 star?
November 30th, 2006
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thought provoking. original. very good. funny. 5. ed
December 8th, 2006
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k.
December 10th, 2006
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o so thats how you vote...now it all makes so much sense
December 12th, 2006
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I found this guide very helpful
December 31st, 2006
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sure 5'd
January 15th, 2007
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I did not buy this book, but i did browse the pages.
March 3rd, 2007
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Hopefully thousands will learn from this
March 5th, 2007
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lacks humor, bad, an it's MY OPINION
March 8th, 2007
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I hate yellow.
March 26th, 2007
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pay attention
March 30th, 2007
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What do you do if a site is important and educational?
April 9th, 2007
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more people need to see this
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This needs to be in liek a tutorial or something. Also I enjoy using the two and four star ratings.
June 8th, 2007
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Everyone should view this ytmnd. Although, I do not see any reason to shoot for three as an average rating. The fact is, I view sites in up and coming, or worthwhile, more often than I view sites in recently created; so I am not getting a normal distribution spectrum of ytmnds, but rather a spectrum skewed to the high end, because of my viewing patterns. The voting pattern should reflect the viewing pattern.
June 19th, 2007
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Good, but it didn't make me laugh. Guess that I gotta give it a 4!
August 14th, 2007
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Very convenient. Thank you.
June 5th, 2008
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you could of explained all that, then in the end, say, "this is a perfect example of a 1 star"
May 30th, 2009
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-5 for saying upvoting is wrong, +5 for saying downvoting is wrong.
November 4th, 2009
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f*ck sources. who cares...really.
March 22nd, 2016
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I get it.

I could just vote 2 if the site sucks monkey balls, but somebody worked hard to ensure its SUPREMO, or VOTE 4 of the site deosn't deserve a 5 but is purported to be "good".

or 3 if I don't wanna upvote or downvote.

I'd rather vote 3 than opt out of voting.

Then again, never understood this voting system all too well.
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