DON'T Call Him Mr. Anderson!! (Matrix)
Created on: April 14th, 2006
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lizardman 
notmranderson.ytmnd.com
'The One' prefers to be called by his TRUE name. If you call him 'Mr. Anderson' you'll suffer the consequences.
The Matrix
The Matrix + my vocal, uh, talents

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Monkeytofu
April 14th, 2006
11:58:11 PM CDT
(2)
WTF?
Thewhit
May 3rd, 2007
11:29:56 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, I stumbled upon the origin of horsedick. I mean...
RESPONDER
May 6th, 2007
11:33:00 PM CDT
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. DAMN IT!! SOMEONE BEAT ME TO THIS!
Bluemarsman
March 8th, 2009
1:18:38 AM CST
(4)
2009 bitches
Rafe
October 29th, 2012
4:59:58 PM CDT
(0)
2012 what what
SWNut
April 15th, 2006
12:00:46 AM CDT
(0)
Random, but cracked me up nonetheless.
Rakkasan240B
April 15th, 2006
12:01:18 AM CDT
(0)
I Lawled
xXWaspXx
April 15th, 2006
12:01:46 AM CDT
(1)
HORSEDICK?
esc861
April 15th, 2006
12:03:32 AM CDT
(0)
I loled as well
gamekid
April 15th, 2006
12:04:28 AM CDT
(0)
O_O Totally unexpected. I love it.
ColdAudio
April 15th, 2006
12:34:46 AM CDT
(0)
surprising +6, matrix -1
UberMoogle
April 15th, 2006
12:35:57 AM CDT
(0)
Lmao, Horse Dick? Where the hell did you come up with that one? =p
Kuoxasar
April 15th, 2006
12:37:37 AM CDT
(0)
heh
Stoi101
April 15th, 2006
12:37:37 AM CDT
(-1)
wtf...
moheevi
April 15th, 2006
12:38:03 AM CDT
(0)
what you say? horse dick=win.
RedFrog
April 15th, 2006
12:39:11 AM CDT
(0)
Whoa... no comment.
idownvotethieves
April 15th, 2006
12:43:37 AM CDT
(0)
It's not the best, but the sound editing ingenuity is enough for me to give it a 5
ascidus
April 15th, 2006
12:44:16 AM CDT
(0)
Horsedick XD
roq
April 15th, 2006
12:45:30 AM CDT
(0)
I believe an explanation is in order!
stro
April 15th, 2006
12:45:47 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, what the f*ck?
idownvotethieves
April 15th, 2006
12:46:29 AM CDT
(0)
Did you use the soundtrack for this and mix it with the movie?
money-hat
April 15th, 2006
12:48:23 AM CDT
(7)
At this moment, YTMNDers all over the world are furiously trying to think how THEY can stick the word HORSEDICK into thier next site....
AndySavage
August 12th, 2007
3:30:34 PM CDT
(2)
money-hat the prophet
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
12:49:01 AM CDT
(1)
HORSEDICK IS THE ONE!!!!!!!!!
tkNukem
April 15th, 2006
12:50:29 AM CDT
(0)
LOL, where the HELL did that come from?! So f*ckin random.
o0Ender0o
April 15th, 2006
1:09:10 AM CDT
(0)
haha what the hell
ProfessorBooty
April 15th, 2006
1:10:10 AM CDT
(0)
really bad
bobby22
April 15th, 2006
1:11:44 AM CDT
(-6)
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(-6)
stupid, irrelevant. where'slouieanderson/10
monkeyleejones
April 15th, 2006
1:12:05 AM CDT
(1)
out of all the random sh*t in this world, you picked horse dick. u are the funniest guy ever.
Durahansolo
April 15th, 2006
1:16:53 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO 5'd for HORSE and deepvoice
rottengekko
April 15th, 2006
1:17:16 AM CDT
(0)
Couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight, and that rarely happens here. That's a 5!
instant-wisdom
April 15th, 2006
1:20:04 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
necromantix
April 15th, 2006
1:27:59 AM CDT
(0)
wtf
Lushia66
April 15th, 2006
1:28:05 AM CDT
(1)
wow his mom musta been high when she named him lol
Mr-Shroom
April 15th, 2006
1:32:36 AM CDT
(-2)
...Uh. Okay. Ha?
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:35:13 AM CDT
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: dont f*cking do that again Ryfourn: it was the funniest ytmnd I've seen in Ryfourn: like months PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days u can make me laugh all u want PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ryfourn: lol Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordel
capnkrunk86
April 15th, 2006
1:36:17 AM CDT
(0)
I had no idea what he said, but you get a 4 for all the "WTF?"'s
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:36:33 AM CDT
(0)
Ryfourn: did you watch it PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE WARNED U LIKE -213090392-0234 f*ckING TIMES Ryfourn: is all I wanna know PhilipBordeleau: I CLOSED WHEN I KNEW I WAS GONNA EXPLODE PhilipBordeleau: DONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS PhilipBordeleau: DUDE Ph
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:37:56 AM CDT
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: I HAVE 2 MORE DAYS OF THESE STITCHES PhilipBordeleau: in 2 days PhilipBordeleau: GO NUTS PhilipBordeleau: FOR NOW PhilipBordeleau: BE A SERIOUS PERSON Ryfourn: "Goodbye, Mr Anderson." "My name... is HORSEDICK!!!" PhilipBordeleau: st
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:39:00 AM CDT
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: stitches just ripped PhilipBordeleau: have to goto er PhilipBordeleau: great PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt PhilipBordeleau: thanks Ryfourn: If you go see movies they were gonna rip anyway. Ryfourn: I just saved you t
funkwich
April 15th, 2006
1:39:05 AM CDT
(0)
lol, +3 for totally f*cking unexpected
mrfong
April 15th, 2006
1:39:20 AM CDT
(-1)
Now...would that be Horsedick Anderson, or just Mr. Horsedick?
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:40:06 AM CDT
(0)
PhilipBordeleau: thx for another ER visit PhilipBordeleau: of 1000000000 billion dollars PhilipBordeleau signed off at 11:17:16 PM.
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:41:09 AM CDT
(0)
Congrats on sending my friend to the Emergency Room.
instant-wisdom
April 15th, 2006
1:42:58 AM CDT
(0)
dont tell me thats a real chat
Ryanonymous
April 15th, 2006
1:44:07 AM CDT
(0)
It's real.
Brexford
April 15th, 2006
2:07:22 AM CDT
(0)
you got it baby, do that freaky sh*t, i really like it when you suck my dick
poptya
April 15th, 2006
2:09:41 AM CDT
(0)
cant stop laughing hahaha
jorrar
April 15th, 2006
2:23:24 AM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK
brucedlx
April 15th, 2006
2:28:11 AM CDT
(0)
that's what u call random
thecheat4000
April 15th, 2006
2:39:49 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO so funny he calls himself horsedick lol!!!!!!
wick
April 15th, 2006
2:46:40 AM CDT
(0)
alright, i dont get it but i admit i laughed too lol
csartanis
April 15th, 2006
3:07:07 AM CDT
(0)
lol, great voice
lizardman
April 15th, 2006
3:10:04 AM CDT
(0)
"PhilipBordeleau: blood all over my suns shirt" Suns shirt? Are you guys in Phoenix? I feel real bad about your friend's stitches, maybe I can apologize in person. We can make a YTMND out of it!
Jobes
April 15th, 2006
3:12:08 AM CDT
(0)
I almost 1'd this then HORSEDICK
felinoid
April 15th, 2006
3:25:21 AM CDT
(0)
Ohh man... that rules
cooke
April 15th, 2006
3:44:36 AM CDT
(0)
you got it~!
rhinofeeder
April 15th, 2006
3:45:16 AM CDT
(0)
random ftw
will1000
April 15th, 2006
3:52:29 AM CDT
(0)
Random as hell, funny though!
orizzle
April 15th, 2006
3:55:31 AM CDT
(0)
I believe you have my horse dick?
kevin7676
April 15th, 2006
3:57:21 AM CDT
(0)
This is the funniest ytmnd I have ever seen. Evar. Seriously.
kevin7676
April 15th, 2006
4:04:51 AM CDT
(-1)
I'm serious. No other ytmnd is funnier. I'm going through each ytmnd I have ever 5'd so I can lower their votes, as they do not compare to this one.
KCCool
April 15th, 2006
4:05:44 AM CDT
(-3)
Yikes, not funny.
HandsomeBWonderful
April 15th, 2006
4:14:44 AM CDT
(0)
I'm drunk and this is funny
byelf2007
April 15th, 2006
4:20:43 AM CDT
(0)
what the f*ck indeed.
Nukeitall
April 15th, 2006
4:21:50 AM CDT
(0)
MY NAME IS HORSEDICK
ForkHead
April 15th, 2006
4:22:49 AM CDT
(-3)
Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF. I had to sit through that f*cking loading screen for a f*cking GIF quality image...GTFO
FlounderFoot
April 15th, 2006
4:24:44 AM CDT
(-1)
lol
electrocutioner
April 15th, 2006
4:35:36 AM CDT
(0)
Unfunny, but 3 for well executed.
grassleaf
April 15th, 2006
4:53:13 AM CDT
(0)
Where's the 'Horsedick' clip from?
DeusEx
April 15th, 2006
5:11:41 AM CDT
(0)
That... is f*ckin' funny.
TheGreenman
April 15th, 2006
5:19:39 AM CDT
(0)
LOL horsedick... caught me off guard.
PoL4RiZ
April 15th, 2006
5:22:45 AM CDT
(0)
Heres my spin on it http://callplanet.ytmnd.com/
AngelOfCynicism
April 15th, 2006
5:45:53 AM CDT
(0)
yay, horsedick!
Asgard01
April 15th, 2006
5:53:17 AM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
NeoMatrixClt
April 15th, 2006
6:10:04 AM CDT
(1)
Actually, my name is Wafflecock.
audiopirate
April 15th, 2006
6:40:34 AM CDT
(-3)
... horsedick? 1'd.
Supermanisme
April 15th, 2006
6:54:19 AM CDT
(-2)
lol
ashpoop
April 15th, 2006
6:58:42 AM CDT
(0)
So f*cking unpredictable.Lub it.
painstorm
April 15th, 2006
7:06:55 AM CDT
(0)
lol and he's still mr.anderson!
rickster
April 15th, 2006
7:22:05 AM CDT
(0)
I don't even know why I laughed at this.
Dux00rs
April 15th, 2006
7:38:30 AM CDT
(0)
Well that was very spanish inqusition
Stenchoman
April 15th, 2006
7:51:28 AM CDT
(0)
roflcakes for everyone!
Sharkface217
April 15th, 2006
8:05:07 AM CDT
(0)
lol, that's damn funny...
deadphishiy
April 15th, 2006
8:15:06 AM CDT
(0)
Thats Mr. Horsedick to you
Jaybo
April 15th, 2006
8:24:30 AM CDT
(0)
roflolmao
gtorisu9se
April 15th, 2006
8:36:53 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA omg i loved the matrix... instant 5 for that AND tourettes guy? (i think) haha
ProtossX
April 15th, 2006
8:56:51 AM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
5 for matrix -5 for calling neo horse dick
Bochi
April 15th, 2006
9:12:36 AM CDT
(-1)
i rofled
M1DoesMyTalking
April 15th, 2006
9:26:07 AM CDT
(-1)
5 for being completely random.
evillamadude
April 15th, 2006
9:38:24 AM CDT
(0)
haha horse dick
thirdcadetrague
April 15th, 2006
9:39:53 AM CDT
(0)
I think I'm on my man period
BlitzX
April 15th, 2006
9:43:05 AM CDT
(0)
I just hope this dont turn into a fad.
Gr4nt6421
April 15th, 2006
9:46:27 AM CDT
(1)
genius!
vertigo
April 15th, 2006
9:53:23 AM CDT
(0)
This is destined for greatness. It's randomness like this that makes YTMNDs legendary.
gcracker
April 15th, 2006
10:11:50 AM CDT
(0)
you just made me like the matrix more than i already do.
q-pa
April 15th, 2006
10:14:46 AM CDT
(-2)
Wait for it...
N3k74r
April 15th, 2006
10:26:13 AM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK IS THE ONE
Gafaddict
April 15th, 2006
10:27:20 AM CDT
(0)
I have actually chortled milk through my nose.
darc
April 15th, 2006
10:29:03 AM CDT
(0)
omg! didn't see that one coming- i lawled.
alchymi
April 15th, 2006
10:35:39 AM CDT
(0)
heehee
mrtenk
April 15th, 2006
10:39:02 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO man i didnt see that one commin either. 5'd for makin me laugh
Sniper-Wolf
April 15th, 2006
10:39:21 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha what the f*ck?!
Armadaz
April 15th, 2006
10:44:03 AM CDT
(-2)
uhhhhh yea
SwK
April 15th, 2006
10:45:09 AM CDT
(0)
sammy2004sammy
April 15th, 2006
10:50:04 AM CDT
(0)
Horse dick??? lol
add2006
April 15th, 2006
10:51:51 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
staticfootball
April 15th, 2006
1:33:03 PM CDT
(0)
nice
sasp
April 15th, 2006
2:15:46 PM CDT
(0)
no. -neo
lizardman
April 15th, 2006
2:20:16 PM CDT
(1)
"Horrible waste of a "flash" this could have done better as a GIF" It *IS* a GIF you fool! YTMND doesn't use flash!
flange
April 15th, 2006
2:21:46 PM CDT
(-3)
terrible
soratoyuki
April 15th, 2006
2:35:39 PM CDT
(-2)
Horsedick?
StaropliSushi
April 15th, 2006
3:24:42 PM CDT
(0)
My God, this had be laughing for the longest time, I love the ytmnd's that make no sence and are so freaking random!
mrmoot
April 15th, 2006
4:56:13 PM CDT
(-3)
.......and?
Patriarch
April 15th, 2006
5:50:53 PM CDT
(-3)
Sorry, lame.
pm
April 15th, 2006
7:00:42 PM CDT
(0)
wow, that's way better than MY tribal name.
Banjooie
April 15th, 2006
7:04:05 PM CDT
(0)
.....what?
nova46
April 15th, 2006
8:00:32 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL dude..that was so f*cking random. 5'd
JackBandit
April 15th, 2006
8:48:39 PM CDT
(0)
classic!
DocPoque
April 15th, 2006
9:32:55 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking awesome on every level
money-hat
April 15th, 2006
11:07:12 PM CDT
(0)
lizardman, I made a tribute to this wonderful site, hopefully it will inspire other to create a horsedick FAD... http://notcaptainvontrapp.ytmnd.com/
Faust
April 15th, 2006
11:56:01 PM CDT
(0)
WHAT?
StarOnion
April 16th, 2006
12:46:43 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed.
Ryogen
April 16th, 2006
1:07:18 AM CDT
(0)
random lawl
jaysunli
April 16th, 2006
1:12:25 AM CDT
(0)
hilarious
BadgerOnLSD
April 16th, 2006
1:16:46 AM CDT
(0)
That caught me off guard.
Supermanisme
April 16th, 2006
1:24:32 AM CDT
(-1)
lol
nobody
April 16th, 2006
2:19:22 AM CDT
(-1)
wtf lol
assplumber
April 16th, 2006
4:22:23 AM CDT
(0)
this is awesome.
ScndPistonHonda
April 16th, 2006
4:51:48 AM CDT
(0)
This is quite genius.
Nameless50
April 16th, 2006
6:41:27 AM CDT
(0)
^ This isn't genius, it's shmut. LOL HE SAID HIS NAME IS HORSEDICK LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!
imwa1529
April 16th, 2006
7:12:37 AM CDT
(0)
YTMND requires more of this stuff
konstein
April 16th, 2006
7:36:55 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
graywolf403
April 16th, 2006
9:41:15 AM CDT
(0)
Amazing
blizzardo
April 16th, 2006
10:27:39 AM CDT
(0)
This one works well. Much better than the sound of music one.
Flaxon
April 16th, 2006
11:12:39 AM CDT
(-3)
You know....wtf factor is only good if it's actually funny or startling...this...just wasted my time.
cactuarenigma
April 16th, 2006
11:31:25 AM CDT
(0)
My name... is HORSEDICK!!!
Flaxon
April 16th, 2006
11:38:26 AM CDT
(-3)
1 for a fad that I hope to god never catches on, and 1'd even if it wasn't crappy, because you obviously sponsored it yourself.
kietotheworld
April 16th, 2006
11:59:11 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for sheer random.
magnahelix
April 16th, 2006
12:50:37 PM CDT
(0)
probably one of the best i've ever seen, it really cracked me up xD
SireAzmodan
April 16th, 2006
1:08:16 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO!!!! HORSEDICK???!!! Funniest ytmnd I've ever seen! Worth a 20, but since it doesn't go that high, 5. .....Godly
woMan71
April 16th, 2006
1:18:22 PM CDT
(0)
Took me about 5 times listening to it make me laugh.
Grayfox354
April 16th, 2006
1:23:18 PM CDT
(0)
H-how.. how did you do this?! XD
hellojosh
April 16th, 2006
1:31:58 PM CDT
(0)
oh god this is funny.
CraigTNelson
April 16th, 2006
2:29:51 PM CDT
(0)
Kinda weird you flashed it but still.
Anarch
April 16th, 2006
5:32:26 PM CDT
(0)
I don't understand. 5'd.
jndcp21
April 16th, 2006
6:04:24 PM CDT
(0)
rofl, was that your voice?
lizardman
April 16th, 2006
6:09:01 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, nobody told me about these: ibelieveyouhavemyhorsedick.ytmnd.com/ expecttheunexpected.ytmnd.com/
Zedd
April 16th, 2006
7:46:07 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha, what a NASTY surprise that was.
TheMC
April 16th, 2006
8:47:24 PM CDT
(-3)
Who would sponser this lame YTMND?
EDictive
April 16th, 2006
9:22:12 PM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK $TW
woMan71
April 16th, 2006
9:46:14 PM CDT
(0)
Each time I listen to it, it gets funnier and funnier.
escapedlabmonkey
April 16th, 2006
10:46:34 PM CDT
(1)
I like the emphisis on "horse"
Tennouheika
April 17th, 2006
12:03:04 AM CDT
(0)
So crude but so damned funny.
wegnertroy1
April 17th, 2006
12:03:21 AM CDT
(0)
i lol'd all over the keyboard
GretelMkII
April 17th, 2006
12:16:06 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO
b00n
April 17th, 2006
3:05:58 AM CDT
(-3)
you suck at this
wick
April 17th, 2006
3:22:52 AM CDT
(0)
so did you make this sound yourself?
eapers
April 17th, 2006
3:41:55 AM CDT
(0)
Really, what the f*ck?
RetLek
April 17th, 2006
6:03:00 AM CDT
(0)
hahahah horse dick made me LOL!
tosseddwarf
April 17th, 2006
9:35:02 AM CDT
(0)
Aaahahahaha, the delivery is absolutely perfect.
skregs
April 17th, 2006
1:29:58 PM CDT
(-3)
meh
urmom234
April 17th, 2006
3:55:47 PM CDT
(-2)
1 cuz hate j00
ComradeStalin
April 17th, 2006
4:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
Horsedick wins
ISpeakEngrish
April 17th, 2006
5:01:01 PM CDT
(0)
This would be a great Robot Chicken sketch.
wegnertroy1
April 17th, 2006
5:10:47 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'ed alll over the keyboard
wegnertroy1
April 17th, 2006
5:11:48 PM CDT
(0)
also cocks
Bluehawk2008
April 17th, 2006
5:26:05 PM CDT
(0)
I did not expect that at all and for some reason, was the funniest sh*t I've seen all week.
emily-strife-1987
April 17th, 2006
8:58:09 PM CDT
(0)
awesome
Ryanonymous
April 17th, 2006
10:51:19 PM CDT
(0)
"So ryananonymous, how's your friend doing?" Unfortunately, he's fine.
Galthorus
April 18th, 2006
3:54:10 AM CDT
(0)
BAHAHAHAHHA LMAO
Biskquik
April 18th, 2006
10:15:46 AM CDT
(0)
Caught me by surprise
ibanezdude
April 18th, 2006
10:40:58 AM CDT
(0)
funny as hell cuz it was completely unexpected. i lol'd
scorcho
April 18th, 2006
12:54:08 PM CDT
(1)
Ya know how people say "logged in to 5 this"? Well I registered to 5 this.
CrispyXL
April 18th, 2006
1:41:26 PM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK!?!?! LMFAO WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!? LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!!!
woMan71
April 18th, 2006
3:40:57 PM CDT
(0)
I love it. Every time I come to ytmnd, I have to watch this one first.
MechaFfej
April 18th, 2006
6:51:18 PM CDT
(0)
I've made my tribute. I know it sucks, but Hell, most of these do. http://lolhorsedick.ytmnd.com
miltonstapler
April 18th, 2006
11:36:52 PM CDT
(0)
I always love seeing the hundreds of fives on the screen as I scroll down... then I see the pathetic ones that these people put, who cares what you think? LOLOLOOlOlfSJD LFLKMAOWTFBBQ:LF WJFLjwi old:L!!!1!
assplumber
April 19th, 2006
12:16:51 AM CDT
(0)
all of these sites need to have something in common in the titles so that i can just search for all the horse dick sites on ytmnd the conventional way without having to view 30454352304 sites to find them. but then that would give away the surprise...
assplumber
April 19th, 2006
12:18:39 AM CDT
(0)
or new ones could be posted here?
lizardman
April 19th, 2006
12:31:35 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah that's a prob, assplumber. I've posted the url's for most of them, and a search for 'horsedick' and 'horse dick' should get the rest. I'll try to post an updated list later.
Bobdole23
April 19th, 2006
1:02:34 AM CDT
(0)
lol lol lol lol lol 5
NightmareMagma
April 19th, 2006
1:06:08 AM CDT
(-1)
"Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..." "My name....is HORSEDICK!"
DiscoRage
April 19th, 2006
1:12:11 AM CDT
(0)
Sync is good. Glad to see this in the top 15. I think this is probably my favourite ytmnd ever!
THEJRod09
April 19th, 2006
1:44:25 AM CDT
(0)
Ryanonymous
April 19th, 2006
2:08:19 AM CDT
(0)
nice improvement
assplumber
April 19th, 2006
2:27:09 AM CDT
(0)
thanks a lot.
Chav-Slayer
April 19th, 2006
2:46:16 AM CDT
(0)
Uh...
azalea
April 19th, 2006
2:59:53 AM CDT
(0)
This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original. *upvotes*
MansionManiac
April 19th, 2006
3:43:33 AM CDT
(0)
What in the HELL!? XD
jdodger
April 19th, 2006
3:51:28 AM CDT
(-1)
omg... rofl
Akael
April 19th, 2006
5:46:07 AM CDT
(0)
Wow. Really. No comment.
shabadu
April 19th, 2006
5:55:28 AM CDT
(0)
I lolled so f*cking hard. Leftfield ftw.
LawlyPawps
April 19th, 2006
6:21:31 AM CDT
(0)
LAWL. 5'd for horse dick.
PigSpade
April 19th, 2006
7:30:46 AM CDT
(0)
Goodbye, Mr. Horsedick
MEO
April 19th, 2006
7:46:09 AM CDT
(0)
lolololololol
SirSnark
April 19th, 2006
8:17:04 AM CDT
(0)
That's not random at all.
furlonium
April 19th, 2006
8:23:38 AM CDT
(0)
Horsedick FTW
zcar
April 19th, 2006
8:44:21 AM CDT
(-2)
??
lizardman
April 19th, 2006
8:51:34 AM CDT
(1)
"This could be my favorite YTMND of all time, besides the original." This *IS* the original!
R3PUBLIC0N
April 19th, 2006
9:29:44 AM CDT
(0)
Very funny.
superflydopeyo
April 19th, 2006
9:31:45 AM CDT
(0)
i dont know why but horse dick for teh win
Ginny
April 19th, 2006
10:34:01 AM CDT
(-2)
Didn't really.. make me laugh, but it's okay.
porkchopsfordinner
April 19th, 2006
11:22:54 AM CDT
(-2)
this makes no sense. sorry, you lose.
rwolfe
April 19th, 2006
11:47:18 AM CDT
(0)
lawl
imshirazy
April 19th, 2006
12:24:47 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf
Arcaid
April 19th, 2006
12:59:10 PM CDT
(0)
Horsedick...nice heh
robfunk
April 19th, 2006
1:02:30 PM CDT
(0)
5/5 for sound quality
Hotshot
April 19th, 2006
1:11:27 PM CDT
(0)
clever?...
BananaClock
April 19th, 2006
1:14:40 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha, one of the very few ytmnd that have made me laugh out loud
st00pid-n00b
April 19th, 2006
1:19:01 PM CDT
(-2)
wow a movie clip.
kem411ocd
April 19th, 2006
1:26:05 PM CDT
(0)
O RLY?
gnar
April 19th, 2006
1:29:54 PM CDT
(0)
lol HORSE DICK
notoriousassasin
April 19th, 2006
1:37:00 PM CDT
(-2)
That was the funniest matrix sequence ive ever seen.
Rexter
April 19th, 2006
1:40:40 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'ed! :D
SnakerJaker
April 19th, 2006
1:57:44 PM CDT
(0)
Is his name actually Horse Dick?
krazeekid7
April 19th, 2006
2:06:49 PM CDT
(0)
horsedick, lol
FlusteredPie
April 19th, 2006
2:25:50 PM CDT
(0)
1'd
xXBubbaXx
April 19th, 2006
2:26:58 PM CDT
(-3)
CALL ME A DOWNVOTER, see if I care
suburbanlegend
April 19th, 2006
2:35:52 PM CDT
(0)
thanks for the laugh
brdude
April 19th, 2006
2:39:09 PM CDT
(0)
You've created a horsedicklogism!
TheDancingNinja
April 19th, 2006
2:41:07 PM CDT
(0)
When I saw this, I laughed the hardest I have laughed in a while..
lysdexic
April 19th, 2006
2:50:00 PM CDT
(0)
i love lizardman also horsedick
woMan71
April 19th, 2006
3:25:53 PM CDT
(0)
awesome. I'm so glad someone sponsored this. Otherwise we'd never have this gem.
Pyre
April 19th, 2006
3:44:54 PM CDT
(0)
Been a fan of this from its birth. Nigh time I said "gg."
gphoenix47
April 19th, 2006
4:34:04 PM CDT
(0)
Totally unexpected, great.
ytmnd1337
April 19th, 2006
7:07:04 PM CDT
(0)
I just made a bunch of parodies! mynameis1.ytmnd.com, mynameis2.ytmnd.com, mynameis3.ytmnd.com, and mynameis4.ytmnd.com!
LastDay
April 19th, 2006
8:43:11 PM CDT
(-2)
... O_o
Jman61568
April 19th, 2006
9:02:43 PM CDT
(0)
lmao that was great
bigxshowx
April 19th, 2006
9:06:01 PM CDT
(0)
wow, I don't think I ever actually LOL'd from a YTMND but this was so random and un expected - 5
ytmnd1337
April 19th, 2006
9:09:41 PM CDT
(0)
I'm glad you liked them.
Votey
April 19th, 2006
9:12:34 PM CDT
(0)
I laugh just thinking about this ytmnd. Like he picked that screen name and it just kind of stuck with him through this whole Messiah adventure.
Votey
April 19th, 2006
9:13:41 PM CDT
(1)
I imagine the sentinels tearing through the hull of the Nebby, sparks and shrapnel everywhere, and Trinity screams, "HORSEDICK!"
lizardman
April 19th, 2006
9:28:49 PM CDT
(0)
^^^LOL you need to make that a YTMND, Votey. You know I'd 5 it.
johnkimble22
April 19th, 2006
9:38:35 PM CDT
(-1)
5'd for sheer "wtf" value.
magnahelix
April 19th, 2006
9:42:38 PM CDT
(0)
finally, it deserves to be on the top 15
AgileSloth
April 19th, 2006
9:45:52 PM CDT
(-2)
OMG HE SAID HORSEDICK SO FUNNY!
Mech
April 19th, 2006
9:50:41 PM CDT
(0)
Yes, it is so funny. Get some humour or gtfo.
GuyMann
April 19th, 2006
9:55:33 PM CDT
(0)
OMG! I almost peed myself.
Nickolai
April 19th, 2006
9:56:38 PM CDT
(0)
I lol every time. EVERY TIME!
TheThinWhiteDuke
April 19th, 2006
9:57:08 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha, horse dick.
evilFATE
April 19th, 2006
10:05:55 PM CDT
(0)
points for random.
stellgod
April 19th, 2006
10:57:34 PM CDT
(0)
the horsedick was completely unexpected...laugh
Monocle
April 19th, 2006
11:08:58 PM CDT
(-1)
Ahahahaha wtf!?
RESPONDER
May 6th, 2007
11:39:09 PM CDT
(0)
Ah, who cares? Besides, at least I am the first to abuse the comment system on the SECOND page! :D
NegaDruid
April 19th, 2006
11:13:43 PM CDT
(0)
Rock on!
RamonSterns
April 19th, 2006
11:18:30 PM CDT
(-1)
wins at wtf factor
JayBeemanTEHGREAT
April 19th, 2006
11:26:37 PM CDT
(0)
Morpeus: Horsedick, Will you take the red pill or the blue pill? Horsedick: Just gimme some crack and I'll be on my way. 5'D! HORSEDICK RULES!
Endymion
April 19th, 2006
11:48:37 PM CDT
(0)
This is the best god damn ytmnd I have seen in weeks.
assplumber
April 19th, 2006
11:49:54 PM CDT
(0)
i couldn't resist...http://bastionnamesempress.ytmnd.com/
HyruleanHero1988
April 20th, 2006
12:03:41 AM CDT
(-1)
5, but nsfw, because, I mean, come on. your boss walks up behind you, and he's like, " Oh, the matrix, that was a cool movie. "call me horse-dick!" "um, you're fired." "stfu!"
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