My name is Cooke and I have a problem
Created on: April 9th, 2006
My name is Cooke and I have a problem
cooke 
intervention.ytmnd.com
I am ashamed of myself. After this, if I am still a member, I will NEVER upvote again.
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Alice in Chains - Right Turn

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GiantBucket
April 9th, 2006
10:57:07 PM CDT
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::slow clap::
redhex
April 9th, 2006
10:58:16 PM CDT
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f*ck alters
jimmyjamesbobx
April 9th, 2006
10:58:38 PM CDT
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You've taken a very brave step, my friend. Stay strong.
boomaga
April 9th, 2006
10:59:03 PM CDT
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::takes up the slow clap::
Ytmnd-War-Veteran
April 9th, 2006
10:59:49 PM CDT
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*sniffle* that took courage....
swatward
April 9th, 2006
11:00:10 PM CDT
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yeah, it's not that no one else does it, we just dont admit it
swatward
April 9th, 2006
11:01:43 PM CDT
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***I upvoted this with all my accounts
salsa1337
April 9th, 2006
11:03:51 PM CDT
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gay
Tsuchiya
April 9th, 2006
11:04:36 PM CDT
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it'd be funny if the accounts you gave werent yours
SlidersRox
April 9th, 2006
11:05:52 PM CDT
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wow, that took guts, I'll 5 it!
doomdoomdoom
April 9th, 2006
11:07:01 PM CDT
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At least you recognised you had a problem.
way21337
April 9th, 2006
11:07:09 PM CDT
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Use those accounts, upvote my sites.
Rolento
April 9th, 2006
11:07:38 PM CDT
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And I get f*cking deleted for having 2?!
OmniIcyshelf
April 9th, 2006
11:08:50 PM CDT
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Target Upvoter Eliminated.
woMan71
April 9th, 2006
11:10:06 PM CDT
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But you were the one who made "phone booths rings your soul." Your ideas are great, why do you need upvotes?
shadydragon
April 9th, 2006
11:10:22 PM CDT
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this is retarded and you are too for doing that o.o
acshen
April 9th, 2006
11:10:27 PM CDT
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Very nicely done.
St00pidman
April 9th, 2006
11:10:50 PM CDT
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It takes a lot of courage to do this kind of thing. I applaud you. And just so there's no hard feelings, 5 for you. May you be forgiven.
listereo
April 9th, 2006
11:10:55 PM CDT
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Cheers to admission, if it's real.
cooke
April 9th, 2006
11:11:21 PM CDT
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it's real
rwolfe
April 9th, 2006
11:11:38 PM CDT
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"it'd be funny if the accounts you gave werent yours" i agree.
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:11:58 PM CDT
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Yeah, I always thought my sites were superios and so I too felt justified with alt accounts. Sometimes the ends justify the means. Not everybody can give out all 5's like syncan to win favors.
byelf2007
April 9th, 2006
11:12:31 PM CDT
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clap..........clap.......clap...clap, clap, clap, CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP *old conservative klingon starts clapping, too*
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:13:14 PM CDT
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I wonder why I'm the only one always gets caught with alt accounts
sammy2004sammy
April 9th, 2006
11:13:56 PM CDT
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wait wait, upvote is good, just don't upvote your own site with other accounts
ac6517
April 9th, 2006
11:13:58 PM CDT
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those are all really yours? dude you should comment a whole lot on this page with all of them.
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:14:21 PM CDT
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you forgot your alt account, mastersitsu
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:15:24 PM CDT
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yeah, comment all on one page like I used to do. I would have conversations with myself and fool mastersitsu and the other idiots
Rolento
April 9th, 2006
11:15:25 PM CDT
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b00n hearts men?
sasserfras
April 9th, 2006
11:15:32 PM CDT
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cooke was here
fairlysuper
April 9th, 2006
11:16:07 PM CDT
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cooke was here
gamekid
April 9th, 2006
11:16:07 PM CDT
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...whoa. That's deep. ^ "dude you should comment a whole lot on this page with all of them." Please do, for proof.
kankers
April 9th, 2006
11:16:24 PM CDT
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cooke was here
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:16:36 PM CDT
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cooke was here
snakybob
April 9th, 2006
11:16:46 PM CDT
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cooke was here
djquailman
April 9th, 2006
11:17:04 PM CDT
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cooke was here
daddyodaddyo
April 9th, 2006
11:17:20 PM CDT
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cooke was here
gamekid
April 9th, 2006
11:17:38 PM CDT
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lol @ b00n
toocoolschool
April 9th, 2006
11:17:41 PM CDT
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cooke was here
joejoejoebob
April 9th, 2006
11:17:58 PM CDT
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cooke was here
googmoog
April 9th, 2006
11:18:16 PM CDT
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cooke was here
sircharlie
April 9th, 2006
11:18:36 PM CDT
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cooke was here
gamekid
April 9th, 2006
11:19:03 PM CDT
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I believe you. :)
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:19:04 PM CDT
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At one point I had almost 100 alt accounts but that was back in '04
Razorboy
April 9th, 2006
11:19:32 PM CDT
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this ytmnd sucks
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:20:26 PM CDT
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OK everybody it's time I came out of Syncan's closet.... I AM MAX GOLDBERG.
goodworkteam
April 9th, 2006
11:21:11 PM CDT
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cooke was here
Rolento
April 9th, 2006
11:21:15 PM CDT
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STOP. HEARTING. MEN.
magicdance
April 9th, 2006
11:21:34 PM CDT
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cooke was here
rookie
April 9th, 2006
11:21:47 PM CDT
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cooke was here
rootoot
April 9th, 2006
11:22:00 PM CDT
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cooke was here
SwK
April 9th, 2006
11:22:08 PM CDT
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YOU OWN AT LIFE!
comeone
April 9th, 2006
11:22:14 PM CDT
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cooke was here
perkins
April 9th, 2006
11:22:29 PM CDT
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cooke was here
cooke
April 9th, 2006
11:23:03 PM CDT
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that's it I think
dctownes
April 16th, 2008
9:55:17 PM CDT
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cooke was here
ProfessorBooty
April 9th, 2006
11:23:50 PM CDT
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cooke was here?
trickdaddy
April 9th, 2006
11:24:01 PM CDT
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cooke was here
SovietRussia
April 9th, 2006
11:24:28 PM CDT
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...also cocks?
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
11:24:38 PM CDT
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i actually thought you did, you have some good sites but not all are my favorites. thanks for coming clean
adrak
April 9th, 2006
11:24:45 PM CDT
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Sad thing is he up-voted everytime he posted as an alt account.
FilthyHippie
April 9th, 2006
11:25:16 PM CDT
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hey...hey, man...i-i swear, man. im kicking the habbit, man. ya know...tomorrow...yeah. definately. i swear.
vigilante4x
April 9th, 2006
11:25:27 PM CDT
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Well, screw you, Mr. I Take From the System Without Giving Back...Scalawag.
ac6517
April 9th, 2006
11:26:05 PM CDT
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wow, you weren't kidding! haha impressive keeping track of all those, i guess.. and that's alot of e-mail addys.
ac6517
April 9th, 2006
11:27:37 PM CDT
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plus you make good YTMNDs, i've given almost all of yours 5s you don't even need those alt accounts you know?
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:28:22 PM CDT
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I actually gave you 5 stars for this site: http://carlwinslowwillkill.ytmnd.com/ that's a classic
Ushnor
April 9th, 2006
11:29:56 PM CDT
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ikjl
AuthorityMan
April 9th, 2006
11:30:08 PM CDT
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Wow, tremendous integrity, thats a 5 starer right there
b00n
April 9th, 2006
11:30:33 PM CDT
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haha u do make funny sites. why turn yourself in numbnuts
cooke
April 9th, 2006
11:30:43 PM CDT
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every time I had an idea I convinced myself that it was better than everyone else's at that moment...looking back I see that's obviously not the case
father-superior
April 9th, 2006
11:34:31 PM CDT
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I thought this was gonna be a sesame street thing but w/e
ac6517
April 9th, 2006
11:34:45 PM CDT
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well actually most the time it is better than most people's, but people will see that and vote accordingly, not everybody is tehpwner and downvotes stuff for no reason.
KolYma
April 9th, 2006
11:48:47 PM CDT
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why mae a ytmnd of this? why not just stop?
mattdh12
April 17th, 2006
9:50:37 PM CDT
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you still kick ass.
KairuHakubi
April 29th, 2006
10:52:42 PM CDT
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Why didn't I think of that? XD
shenmue
May 5th, 2006
3:43:44 PM CDT
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Communism says "f*ck you, G.a.y!"
cooke
May 5th, 2006
3:52:13 PM CDT
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go back to participating in "I'll 5 you if you 5 me" sites you hypocrite
corporalcandour
May 6th, 2006
9:23:00 PM CDT
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It's the only fair thing to do amongst these downvoters. I do not blame you.
SilentTakeshi
May 20th, 2006
6:03:26 PM CDT
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The fact that you're still here proves that Max is a benevolent ruler. 5'd for giving me hope.
hanktherapper
November 13th, 2006
10:17:33 PM CST
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This would explain why you search for the alt account upvoters like wingerding.
IPWNEDURMOM
March 5th, 2007
4:04:09 PM CST
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lmfao
Kayne
March 8th, 2007
6:51:17 PM CST
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lol first time i've seen this poor cooke =p
GaryGnu
September 2nd, 2008
10:06:56 PM CDT
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I hope Jack Ruby puts a cap in your ass