Colbert Fights the Bear Menace
Created on: April 9th, 2006
Colbert Fights the Bear Menace
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Bears are Godless killing machines. UPDATED WITH MORE BEAR PWNAGE!
The Colbert Report w/ editing
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idiotcraphead
April 9th, 2006
4:11:25 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'd, 5
Roger-Wilco
April 9th, 2006
4:11:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol!
MeAndAntarctica
April 9th, 2006
4:12:44 PM CDT
(0)
hahah yes
Lazrik
April 9th, 2006
4:14:12 PM CDT
(0)
HAY UR THE GUY THAT MADE THE LOTR WOW THING! -2/5 FOR WOW STUPID WOW f*g
KnightOfGG
April 9th, 2006
4:14:20 PM CDT
(0)
5
dRkILL
April 9th, 2006
4:17:37 PM CDT
(0)
Bears are soulless killing machines.
NickLachey
April 9th, 2006
4:18:38 PM CDT
(0)
5
Iarheer
April 9th, 2006
4:33:14 PM CDT
(0)
Now someone needs to make "Colbert Goes Super Saiyan".
boomaga
April 9th, 2006
4:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
Plus they're atheists and anarchists.
Generalgm
April 9th, 2006
4:40:15 PM CDT
(0)
XD
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:42:42 PM CDT
(0)
bears .
MrBananagrabber
April 9th, 2006
4:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
WTF? lol.
ShadowUser
April 9th, 2006
4:44:51 PM CDT
(0)
=O Sweetness.
bmcd10
April 9th, 2006
4:45:27 PM CDT
(0)
I H8 U LAZRIK >:(
Buzzkill39
April 9th, 2006
4:47:18 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaha win
Silent-Fart
April 9th, 2006
4:55:24 PM CDT
(0)
you put the video of the bear falling on a trampoline on there and you get a 5
davedevil16
April 9th, 2006
4:55:55 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaha
CABM
April 9th, 2006
4:57:04 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
TheMadMonkey
April 9th, 2006
4:57:25 PM CDT
(0)
Always after our honey and pic-a-nic baskets!
furryjonny
April 9th, 2006
4:58:58 PM CDT
(0)
Hah!
sylke
April 9th, 2006
4:59:41 PM CDT
(0)
MADE OF WIN AND GOD
SlidersRox
April 9th, 2006
5:01:22 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking bears!
Chav-Slayer
April 9th, 2006
5:01:49 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. Really good stuff.
fourest
April 9th, 2006
5:02:37 PM CDT
(0)
its stupid hoe some people downvote it just cause its in the top 5, this ytmnd deserves to stay in
TeloS
April 9th, 2006
5:03:21 PM CDT
(0)
nice work man, very funny indeed
Nukeitall
April 9th, 2006
5:03:26 PM CDT
(0)
rhsrhyrsd
dazedconfused
April 9th, 2006
5:03:49 PM CDT
(0)
someone should e-mail colbert this.. hilarious!
nigmanoname
April 9th, 2006
5:04:51 PM CDT
(0)
I CAME!!1
kanadier
April 9th, 2006
5:05:22 PM CDT
(0)
Another quality YTMND.
Hedge
April 9th, 2006
5:06:00 PM CDT
(0)
WE HAVE A WINRAR
aaronak
April 9th, 2006
5:06:09 PM CDT
(0)
They. Will. Kill You.
Youareindeedthemanno
April 9th, 2006
5:06:25 PM CDT
(0)
good stuff
spkelley48
April 9th, 2006
5:07:32 PM CDT
(0)
zomfgbbqs
mjrpes
April 9th, 2006
5:07:36 PM CDT
(0)
Instafy
perfect34
April 9th, 2006
5:08:33 PM CDT
(0)
FIGHT FOR HUMANITY STEPHEN COLBERT
LifeInGreen
April 9th, 2006
5:08:44 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY sh*t I JACKED OFF TO THIS LIE $& TIMES I LOVE YOU STEPHEN COLBERT
TheOneWingedAngel
April 9th, 2006
5:09:10 PM CDT
(0)
5 for our god, Stephen Colbert
TheDrizzle9
April 9th, 2006
5:09:23 PM CDT
(0)
thumbs up
slaader
April 9th, 2006
5:10:43 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for using lazers
Midou
April 9th, 2006
5:11:31 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome! Great job, Colbert FTW.
JoF00l
April 9th, 2006
5:18:43 PM CDT
(0)
site delivers
Arrow
April 9th, 2006
5:19:57 PM CDT
(0)
Stephen Colbert is the man.
Patriarch
April 9th, 2006
5:21:35 PM CDT
(0)
Quality editing. 5.
BarbedWirePies
April 9th, 2006
5:21:53 PM CDT
(0)
Keel the bastard, He took my pic-a-nic basket >:(
Spotz
April 9th, 2006
5:21:54 PM CDT
(0)
Even the music is perfect.
Thrace
April 9th, 2006
5:21:57 PM CDT
(0)
Solid gold.
ZorgSavesEarth
April 9th, 2006
5:22:13 PM CDT
(0)
5'd. Zorg approves.
davedevil16
April 9th, 2006
5:22:20 PM CDT
(0)
i hate downvoters. an original site makes it to the top 5, but gets voted off too soon.
ArlanTLDR
April 9th, 2006
5:23:12 PM CDT
(0)
wins^10
davedevil16
April 9th, 2006
5:24:18 PM CDT
(0)
this better stay on the top 5
phenol
April 9th, 2006
5:24:56 PM CDT
(0)
win
renegademasta
April 9th, 2006
5:25:48 PM CDT
(0)
gj,
Catmane
April 9th, 2006
5:28:07 PM CDT
(0)
This rocks, death to downvoters
Ziggy27
April 9th, 2006
5:28:25 PM CDT
(0)
random
DeepDeception
April 9th, 2006
5:30:17 PM CDT
(0)
Sure, I'll buy it.
AlCreed
April 9th, 2006
5:33:11 PM CDT
(0)
EXCELLENT
Arlith
April 9th, 2006
5:33:18 PM CDT
(0)
This is made from pure, distilled WIN. 5 stars.
Lycanthrope
April 9th, 2006
5:33:30 PM CDT
(0)
Hate that show
HermannGoering
April 9th, 2006
5:33:34 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for well-edited image and funny subject matter, -1 for ridiculous load time.
Philkensebben
April 9th, 2006
5:36:41 PM CDT
(0)
+1,000,000,000,000 for Stephen
OmniIcyshelf
April 9th, 2006
5:37:02 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert FTW!
Shadowbolt
April 9th, 2006
5:40:39 PM CDT
(0)
RAWR
MasterSitsu
April 9th, 2006
5:47:52 PM CDT
(0)
take that bears!
inkdrinker
April 9th, 2006
5:55:35 PM CDT
(0)
Uh. Not feeling it. I love Colbert and I love his stuff about the bear menace. But this is flashy without being funny.
GhettoBooty
April 9th, 2006
5:55:54 PM CDT
(0)
The beginning with him shooting is great, but the bear part is just stupid.
Wankmaster
April 9th, 2006
5:59:08 PM CDT
(0)
Lol should have alderran blowing up from star wars
Thrace
April 9th, 2006
5:59:24 PM CDT
(0)
How do you not find this funny? And how is the bear part stupid? Do you two even watch the Colbert show with his War Against Bears bit?
wires
April 9th, 2006
6:02:43 PM CDT
(0)
excellent.
sylke
April 9th, 2006
6:13:11 PM CDT
(0)
1'd for wow f*cking wow f*g get out of ur moms basement and get a f*cking life f*ggot
Drac39
April 9th, 2006
6:13:30 PM CDT
(0)
Haha
RamesesII
April 9th, 2006
6:13:59 PM CDT
(0)
Nice inclusion of "smokey the bear".
WAchu
April 9th, 2006
6:16:20 PM CDT
(0)
Anything that makes me laugh so hard I shoot spit at my monitor gets an instant 5. Nice work :)
Luggage
April 9th, 2006
6:16:28 PM CDT
(0)
Oh. Yes.
dugles
April 9th, 2006
6:18:29 PM CDT
(0)
winnar
Asgard01
April 9th, 2006
6:18:37 PM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
Faunis
April 9th, 2006
6:26:55 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert + Good loop + Quite funny FTW
Danatelo
April 9th, 2006
6:30:08 PM CDT
(0)
NICE! I love that show and that Episode.
RevMike
April 9th, 2006
6:42:00 PM CDT
(0)
This show started out funny... but, has really died off of late.
Burgerlord
April 9th, 2006
6:46:36 PM CDT
(0)
Who the hell is downvoting this? It kicks so much ass. The bears have been on notice long enough to know this was coming.
lighthealer
April 9th, 2006
7:15:29 PM CDT
(0)
This should be sent in to the Colbert Report. I bet he'll put it on the air. XD
Radiofreewill
April 9th, 2006
7:17:23 PM CDT
(0)
About time somebody stepped up and rid this world of the meance that is...BEARS!!!!
WhiteGuard
April 9th, 2006
7:32:27 PM CDT
(0)
Made of win
yulia
April 9th, 2006
7:32:29 PM CDT
(0)
5
Gunnanator
April 9th, 2006
7:35:00 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
b00n
April 9th, 2006
7:40:35 PM CDT
(-1)
not funny. His show is like a boring SNL skit turned to a movie; it's a 5 minute joke drawn out too long. One star.
ProfessorBooty
April 9th, 2006
7:42:12 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA I literally lol'd for like almost a minute straight. 5tar5
dasrik
April 9th, 2006
7:44:04 PM CDT
(0)
stop hating b00n
kickitoldschool
April 9th, 2006
7:45:22 PM CDT
(0)
so much work for something ... fairly funny.
Armadaz
April 9th, 2006
7:46:38 PM CDT
(0)
The last bear makes it a 5
notinmybed
April 9th, 2006
7:54:57 PM CDT
(0)
yeah man i f*cking hate bears, scared sh*tless of them.
Wesyeed
April 9th, 2006
7:55:02 PM CDT
(0)
teeee heeeee
TheIncredibleGox
April 9th, 2006
7:56:56 PM CDT
(0)
A very funny YTMND, but I'm only giving it 4 stars because you didn't use the new Flash feature, and it's annoying to "stream" the .GIF.
Karst
April 9th, 2006
7:58:31 PM CDT
(0)
ZOMGLAZERZPEWPEW
lazylen
April 9th, 2006
9:55:47 PM CDT
(0)
5 for colbert report.
sAge
April 9th, 2006
10:16:02 PM CDT
(0)
OH SHI- FUK U COLBER NOT THE CUTE TEDDIES!
whipone
April 10th, 2006
9:27:14 AM CDT
(0)
tits
K7
April 10th, 2006
10:36:40 AM CDT
(0)
i liked it better when connan went super saiyan
Hotshot
April 10th, 2006
12:03:44 PM CDT
(0)
nice
SovietRussia
April 10th, 2006
4:48:22 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert FTW
Mightyhog
April 10th, 2006
6:52:23 PM CDT
(0)
lolkek
felixcostello
April 10th, 2006
8:47:41 PM CDT
(0)
someone needs to send this to him
Grayfox354
April 10th, 2006
9:44:54 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, o_o
JasonFrost
April 11th, 2006
3:34:35 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
Baron
April 12th, 2006
12:39:13 AM CDT
(0)
hah
skatevans99
April 12th, 2006
3:44:29 AM CDT
(0)
haha nice editing. makes me think of the clip of him saying something about bears attempting to push their radical bear agendas that i have heard ten times in the past week.
Janus
April 12th, 2006
1:19:37 PM CDT
(0)
Killer.
ProfGlitch
April 13th, 2006
12:11:38 AM CDT
(0)
You're on notice.
atomicbolt
April 13th, 2006
4:57:22 PM CDT
(0)
I hope he's not as violent with the eagle he's adopting
maplejet
April 14th, 2006
7:45:23 AM CDT
(0)
NEWS ALERT: Today in Tenessee, a family was attacked by a bear at a national forest. a 6-year old girl was killed...let's see how Colbert feels about this.
CaptainPancakes
April 14th, 2006
6:45:50 PM CDT
(0)
I love how nonchalantly Colbert eliminates the beat threat!
Joe89
April 15th, 2006
11:42:44 PM CDT
(0)
gg
Refractor
April 23rd, 2006
2:25:28 PM CDT
(0)
lol, I like the one that dodges
OtisWild
April 27th, 2006
4:46:14 PM CDT
(0)
To Canada with the downvotocracy, Stephen's doing GOD'S WORK!!
Brap
April 30th, 2006
11:50:23 PM CDT
(0)
People, these are GODLESS KILLING MACHINES. We can show them no mercy.
maiku
May 8th, 2006
9:52:03 AM CDT
(0)
Ah, if only Colbert had TRUTH LASERS :(
Phelanij
May 9th, 2006
4:46:12 PM CDT
(0)
HELL YES
TwistedHumour
May 9th, 2006
4:50:45 PM CDT
(0)
WIN/5
ExfoliatorImproved
May 11th, 2006
3:09:43 PM CDT
(0)
Bears don't be fooled by their cute looks They killed Jesus and our working their *ss off to stop his second coming oh and they are communists and a frikkin; buncha atheists oh and terr'ists Slay bears.
ExfoliatorImproved
May 11th, 2006
3:45:21 PM CDT
(0)
Disown California! There state flag has a bear on it nooooooooo
ExfoliatorImproved
May 11th, 2006
3:46:50 PM CDT
(0)
California that liberal state. Oh Hollywood glorifies Bears
Rippy
May 13th, 2006
3:51:48 PM CDT
(0)
it was just barely above average until i saw that bear 'sploding off the telephone pole. 5'd.
MrDomino
May 29th, 2006
4:21:15 AM CDT
(0)
DEAD TO ME.
vertigo
May 31st, 2006
10:58:12 AM CDT
(0)
You're the man now, dog!
b00ger
June 3rd, 2006
11:29:15 AM CDT
(0)
BRILLIANT! FIVE!
SlamChao
June 5th, 2006
7:50:36 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert + Lazers = Instant win
SilentSwan
June 7th, 2006
9:44:01 AM CDT
(0)
Great editing! LOL!!
bangladish
June 20th, 2006
12:29:29 PM CDT
(0)
OMG so funny, the one bear dodges one though WTF is up with that?!?!
fatmaned
June 24th, 2006
7:28:07 PM CDT
(0)
Godly.
ForkHead
June 24th, 2006
7:29:30 PM CDT
(0)
This is f*ckin GREAT!
ObedMarsh
June 27th, 2006
4:33:53 PM CDT
(0)
heheh, creativeness
Thurgor
June 28th, 2006
6:45:38 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
Colbert is a self-loving piece of scum whose pathetic attempts at humor sicken me. Way to ride Jon Stewart's coat tails you soulless f*ck! Oh, and report has a f*cking 'T' sound in it and it isnt f*cking clever to pronounce otherwise, loser!!
cambot
June 29th, 2006
10:43:56 AM CDT
(1)
lol at Thurgor's lack of understanding comedy.
contrallion
June 29th, 2006
7:29:24 PM CDT
(0)
Orgasmic. So orgasmic, that spooge got all over Thurgor's face. Pwned.
Frontovik
June 29th, 2006
8:14:51 PM CDT
(0)
NICE
nichenbach
July 2nd, 2006
1:21:05 AM CDT
(0)
Win, sir.
Teh-Ravage
July 2nd, 2006
3:31:28 AM CDT
(0)
Colbert for the f*cking win.
neo214
July 6th, 2006
8:13:23 PM CDT
(0)
omfg!
migrn
July 14th, 2006
11:20:30 AM CDT
(0)
For Colbert Fans out there ... http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_colbert_report/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml
This-Is-Pretty-Good
July 14th, 2006
4:00:30 PM CDT
(0)
"Colbert is a self-loving piece of scum whose pathetic attempts at humor sicken me. Way to ride Jon Stewart's coat tails you soulless f*ck! Oh, and report has a f*cking 'T' sound in it and it isnt f*cking clever to pronounce otherwise, loser!!" Stephen Colbert isn't an egomaniac in real life, he plays an egomaniac on tv.
Entombed52
July 16th, 2006
7:37:27 PM CDT
(0)
That telephone pole part was the best
OmniIcyshelf
July 17th, 2006
12:40:51 PM CDT
(0)
Thurgor has completely missed the point of Colbert's TV act.
voyager7456
July 18th, 2006
11:29:11 AM CDT
(0)
Way to go Stephen, smite those godless killing machines!
ThePliskin
July 19th, 2006
8:55:15 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for bear death.
RxWalgreensRx
July 23rd, 2006
12:29:46 AM CDT
(0)
Colbert = awesome
DarthErik
July 28th, 2006
4:51:08 AM CDT
(0)
Why in the hell isn't this in the top 5?
theoriginalbilis
July 28th, 2006
11:35:05 PM CDT
(0)
Heh. Shooting Bears...
huskerfan4life520
August 3rd, 2006
4:49:08 PM CDT
(0)
5 for colbert, -1 for him shooting a husker teddy bear (i think)
djebubi
August 5th, 2006
8:52:26 AM CDT
(0)
THE ONE ON THE TELEPHONE POLE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A FREE CALL LOLOL
FluffyBunny
August 13th, 2006
8:04:38 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert > Bears
lollerzach
August 19th, 2006
10:11:30 AM CDT
(0)
K, I just wanna get this straight, when Colbert was talking about bears, he was talking about those huge gay lumberjakc guys that look like bears. They're called bears. He didn't mean actual bears.
hamjamt
August 21st, 2006
5:20:12 AM CDT
(0)
he just wanted to be his bare friend
MicroKusa
August 21st, 2006
7:16:40 PM CDT
(0)
Bear violence!
SSgtTCZ
August 24th, 2006
5:13:24 PM CDT
(0)
Colbert's not funny
Squeezit
August 25th, 2006
2:41:29 PM CDT
(0)
omg all my fives are belong to this
WhiteNinja
August 25th, 2006
6:15:43 PM CDT
(0)
that's pretty cool. how'd you do it?
Jstdontban
August 27th, 2006
2:27:06 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Domovoi
August 29th, 2006
6:33:45 AM CDT
(0)
The bear on the pole made it. Beautiful.
PCF
August 29th, 2006
8:02:35 PM CDT
(0)
haha awesome
Sir-Rimjob-The-6th
August 31st, 2006
12:59:00 AM CDT
(0)
5'D FOR LASER FINGERS!
Sklempt
September 2nd, 2006
12:58:15 PM CDT
(0)
fail
LordXanthus
September 17th, 2006
3:29:53 PM CDT
(0)
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Chandrasekhar
September 21st, 2006
10:46:52 PM CDT
(0)
Lasers? Bears? Steven Colbert? How can you go wrong?
VOTECODER5
September 29th, 2006
11:28:24 AM CDT
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Goyutan
October 25th, 2006
4:37:31 PM CDT
(0)
amaxing
jtn2002
January 22nd, 2007
10:42:34 PM CST
(0)
BEARable
PlayerTwo
November 13th, 2008
2:02:17 AM CST
(0)
love it