Lumbergh's True Identity
Created on: April 9th, 2006
Lumbergh's True Identity
LocutusOfBorg 
lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com
If you could just put the cover sheets on your tps reports from now on, that'd be great. Mm'kay?
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Kranberry
April 9th, 2006
3:06:32 AM CDT
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I'm scared that Lumbergh will pop out from behind my computer if I don't 5 this.
enough4
April 9th, 2006
3:09:45 AM CDT
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Origins, please!
mgmayo27
April 9th, 2006
3:11:51 AM CDT
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WIN!
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:14:40 AM CDT
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I don't know where the original gif came from, but if you want to edit the original, there's an imageshack link for you.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:36:42 AM CDT
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god you showed me the way. made me touch and feel, this is probably the greatest i've ever felt outside of loving her...but you made me...complete w/ this.
alholm2000
April 9th, 2006
3:36:57 AM CDT
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What the f*ck? 5'd
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:39:45 AM CDT
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prepare the world for bad news...sirens..we're getting sketchy info that the mission is a massive failure. we're getting leaks from nasa officials that the drilling was unsuccessful
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:40:55 AM CDT
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screams (asteroids falling) swwwwwossssh! reports are coming in... martial law...once the asteroid has hit zero barrier...order an evac.
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:41:11 AM CDT
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OOoookay then . . .!
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:42:17 AM CDT
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hey guys whats going on
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:42:36 AM CDT
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yeah!!! shout that stuff in face of everything we ever faced i will find your true meaning. get me the sexual chocalate...we need tps reports. TPS = TBS in ptkfgs slap slap slap junky doonnnnnnnnnnn
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:43:02 AM CDT
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I think someone's slaphappy!
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:43:39 AM CDT
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i'm going to sponser this comment page...this comment page rules my socks so much that when i'm naked everyone will see the backstreet boys...ftw ftw ftw i am steve hickman
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:44:47 AM CDT
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Where can I see black men naked?
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:45:16 AM CDT
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i am locutus of borg's second child...ftw ftw ftw. actually it's a lie, i'm his adopted kitten from east asia new york ftw ftw ftw. i miss u
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:45:19 AM CDT
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Inside every bar of Snickers. Er...
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:46:45 AM CDT
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snickers is racist, once they called themselves chocalate...the balls on those execs to call themselves peanut filled yumminess, man that ruined my day
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:46:54 AM CDT
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LocutusOfBorg is like the cream inside of the twinkie that I like to gently lick and rub on my nipples
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:47:36 AM CDT
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Well, at least I can say I have a bunch of comments...
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:48:36 AM CDT
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You could also say you have a bunch of your semen in my stomach if ya want.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:48:56 AM CDT
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this comment page is sponsered now, i called the prime minister of malaysia. he's dead. he says happy trails to all you that think i'm alive b/c i'm secretly a fetus in my grandma's stomache. and i said wtf? there's no word called fetus
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:49:41 AM CDT
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The Prime Minister is dead? I thought Zoolander stopped Mugatu..
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:50:22 AM CDT
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my crouch smells really really bad lol
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:50:45 AM CDT
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It.. does? But standing position smells good?
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:51:09 AM CDT
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zoolander was a fictional story started by facist communists republicans to sell beanie babies for lucky charms (the cereal). in reality the prime minister has seven children inside his grandma's stomache.
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:52:28 AM CDT
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I meant my cock n balls
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:52:37 AM CDT
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i'd be damn proud...harry...harry i love you...don't harry wait a minute...don't do this....harry hary hary harriet mtssss??????
the80schild
April 9th, 2006
3:54:38 AM CDT
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I jack off to the smell of dirty diapers, not sure why.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:54:46 AM CDT
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looks like i'm gonna have to break this promise locutus...when i didn't say things. we meant so much to u when i was so proud...i'm so scared...hold me....please....gracy AJ saved us he did. he had so chick lots of spanish
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:57:30 AM CDT
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wtf, if anyone gives this a 1 i will personally call them a spanish soldier of grandpa.
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
3:58:08 AM CDT
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kewlage.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
3:58:55 AM CDT
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you ever wonder how much you sh*t in a year? yeah dats what i call a spicy meatdaball? SPAM http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/ http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/ http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/ http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/ http://lumberghidenti
syncan
April 9th, 2006
3:59:08 AM CDT
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wow
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
4:00:34 AM CDT
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Welcome to the bizarre fray, Syncan. I have -no- idea what's going on.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:01:14 AM CDT
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SY;NAN THIS BABY IS MINE THIS BABY IS MINE NEVER FORGET THE 8TH OF JULY NEVER NEVER EVER FORGET NEVER NEVER ...sorry i was yeellling to my dog...he's been so bad lately w/ his poo
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:03:01 AM CDT
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syncan was so cool, till he tried prostituting me for the national guard..............and that's how i got my first merit badge. it says holy sh*t w/ balls on the chest
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
4:04:44 AM CDT
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When I wake up tomorrow, the score shall be below 4.. But somehow, the site will have hundreds of comments. 9/10ths of them from Moheevi.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:06:00 AM CDT
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don't ever go to bed! that's where they have sex w/ you. the f*cking hookers from outside the us. they always are saying sh*t about how they want portugese dolphins...f*ck those were the days. this site shall never go below 4
LocutusOfBorg
April 9th, 2006
4:07:00 AM CDT
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"this site shall never go below 4" Watch it, they will. Believe me. Tomorrow, the 12 year olds wake from hybernation - and their swift vengeance shall rise along with them.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:08:39 AM CDT
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damn dvers. they see penis and the want it all for themselves...but they need that deep dick loving....oh but i love them. sad days are in store when i lumberg site shall ever score less than 4
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:10:27 AM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:11:33 AM CDT
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Yes, there really was a Dr. Seuss. He was not an official doctor, but his prescription for fun has delighted readers for more than 60 years. Theodor (“Ted”) Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904, in Springfield, Massachusetts. His father, Theodor Rober
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:13:58 AM CDT
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it makes me sad when this site gets below a 4 rating...so sad that i'll probably go all emo and grab a loaded cheddar cheese mouse and tell it to stop talking to me...frwaking beayss
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:24:11 AM CDT
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SPAM http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/sorry this isn't even my site but i've upved several oyour funny sites in order to give this a chance sponser teh comments
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:26:41 AM CDT
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4.28 baby don't ever stop believing in this magic...we can win w/ jesus in our lives...never stop believing that i will love you....oh sh*t it's in the barrels.
Thrace
April 9th, 2006
4:27:19 AM CDT
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Solid gold.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:29:28 AM CDT
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a key in slience undetected 55 in iron mepen can't defend it's a fawking riddlessss bezootch
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:31:14 AM CDT
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or it could be the prime minster of malyasia. syncan always calls me and says "hey..what's up?" and i always reply "sex for you grandma" sycan's my grandma and she stopped cooking.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:32:43 AM CDT
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a document that has several testicles can always show you that people will always crap and crap and monkies...plz 5 this site...you want.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:37:20 AM CDT
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SPy d.com/ is not my site...but i'm uv'n leave our hearts. what u say???? what u say? hit road jack
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:39:40 AM CDT
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabcdefh f*ck f*ck f*ck lmnopstvqbzy h lm and i win...what's myrprizes babbbbies?
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:41:23 AM CDT
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well dis was at 4.32 now down to 4.25 but theres an invisible map that showssss sexy monkies
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:45:17 AM CDT
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http://lumberghidentity.ytmnd.com/ - funny alpha bet athf ftw...this aint my site..plz 5 i've 5fd you so you can see his glorinesss. iits' relally good.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:47:13 AM CDT
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What the f*ck? 5'd What the f*ck? 5'd What the f*ck? 5'd What the f*ck? 5'dWhat the f*ck? 5'dWhat the f*ck? 5'dWhat the f*ck? 5'dWhat the f*ck? 5'd What the f*ck? 5'dv
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:54:04 AM CDT
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this will forever rule my night...
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:55:41 AM CDT
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grandadsklllllllllllllllfjewlkjqwvklje;eklfjwelfkjawel dfasdssorry getting tooo lazy i forget that we both need cheese to live. you're my favrordsmartian
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:57:50 AM CDT
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4.19 :( :( :( :( : ( SSDFLKJjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
4:59:18 AM CDT
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srsly f*ckers who dv this have no dick and sleep w/ children their f*cking depraved bastards w/out a heart that eat their own sh*t......plz 5
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:00:43 AM CDT
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckers
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:02:30 AM CDT
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code red code red code red we gotz a breaking f*cksdfkdlfdslkfjdsflksdjfsorry sorry srorry your my favlocutus of borg
ScndPistonHonda
April 9th, 2006
5:03:07 AM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:04:30 AM CDT
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thereraererhtherejthereadhrehtehaerja;le
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:08:10 AM CDT
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we didn't ind the info credible suzs tof the da balls man. seriously dr suess had 2 penises, one for jesus the other for saftey so he could never seem like crazy monkeiesss.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:09:57 AM CDT
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creadidts carsdsf daflak dcarkea;klfjadslkfjads;flkjadskfldjasflkadsj don't ever ruin my thread titties. all over the place we have ttities. that makes them crab doctors. ya see what i'm saying? no, well see every monkey ever.
ProfessorBooty
April 9th, 2006
5:10:05 AM CDT
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I think I get it.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:13:33 AM CDT
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she's curious. american history at georgetown. dolphin fisting at 12/7cnetral. speelledddd wizrwong. help monkeys
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:14:53 AM CDT
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don't talk sh*t about total!!!!!
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:17:59 AM CDT
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lesbian hooker towns have popped up everyehwerhewhwerew
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:27:23 AM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:28:29 AM CDT
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i will miss you call me later..ben frankling called...he said stop touching his sister's butt. his sister is carmen electra. 2/22. almost 3? no, 2/22 is 1/11 which = 5
Minion
April 9th, 2006
5:31:41 AM CDT
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5 for comments
CrispyXL
April 9th, 2006
6:12:02 AM CDT
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lmfao, scary hairy chested oiled men are scary
roboraptor
April 9th, 2006
7:12:07 AM CDT
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Yeaahh I'm gonna have to give that a 5 Mm'kay
Chav-Slayer
April 9th, 2006
7:28:19 AM CDT
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O_O
Gondul
April 9th, 2006
7:48:56 AM CDT
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my balls itch
Kujila
April 9th, 2006
11:00:59 AM CDT
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YESSS
Spotz
April 9th, 2006
11:22:12 AM CDT
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Haha.
Metah
April 9th, 2006
11:36:22 AM CDT
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FANTASTIC
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
12:30:24 PM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
12:31:27 PM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
12:41:01 PM CDT
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moheevi
April 9th, 2006
12:48:33 PM CDT
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i'm still hard about this...don't ever change baby. don't stop.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
12:50:03 PM CDT
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still above a 4...love you
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
1:36:59 PM CDT
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:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
1:48:40 PM CDT
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:( :( :( :( :( : ( 00000NNNNNNNOOO?! hey man, i really like your sites. why isn't where's my supersuit in hof? also, i will post here a couple of times every day/otherday so you'll never have to miss me.
moheevi
April 9th, 2006
5:53:49 PM CDT
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Seriously man, i'm sorry if i got you worse ratings...i'll never comment on a page of yours ever if you want.
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
2:32:45 PM CDT
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Seriously tho dog...where da cheese at ^ ????? ^ ????? ^ ????? &
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
6:58:22 PM CDT
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what am i saying...i can't quit you. now that we're so close.
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
10:35:28 PM CDT
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miss me?
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
10:37:29 PM CDT
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"this site shall never go below 4" Watch it, they will. Believe me. Tomorrow, the 12 year olds wake from hybernation - and their swift vengeance shall rise along with them...." im so sorry
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
11:18:01 PM CDT
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deep dish pizza is a favorite of mine.
moheevi
April 10th, 2006
11:31:58 PM CDT
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why jesus...why?
moheevi
April 17th, 2006
2:08:22 AM CDT
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hey you heard about those cocks...they said ballz to the face. sh*t. sh*t isn't a word bitch, it's feces...everywhere.
moheevi
April 17th, 2006
2:09:51 AM CDT
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i had to post a couple more times here, considering you da sh*t and you got "the line is drawn"...it's all over my insides. grandpa?
moheevi
April 17th, 2006
6:11:15 PM CDT
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hear about thearapist...she raped all my children for fear of a better life. sweet jesus, i miss it so.
moheevi
April 17th, 2006
9:43:00 PM CDT
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wow, those bawls...they're old bawls. my favorite peanut butter is skippy and i like rap music by children...fawking sh*te!
moheevi
April 18th, 2006
11:23:17 PM CDT
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^f*ck that! noinks noinks noinks...this is the encyclopedia moheevica. for all my followers just refer to this as the first book of my bible...and i don't kill everyone the end.
moheevi
April 22nd, 2006
7:30:40 PM CDT
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noinks noinks noinks bitches JOIN THE REMIX YTMSDFNSDFKSMDFLKJSDLKFJ COMPOETITDIOTN do it locutus of borg...need it. We want your remix dog. remixytmnd.ytmnd.com
moheevi
April 25th, 2006
1:32:12 PM CDT
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remixytmnd.ytmnd.com beyotch....i'll sue your *ss for plagerism if you don't. i saw the way you touched my ass.
moheevi
April 26th, 2006
2:49:09 PM CDT
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you're the noinks now dog...!!!! you're the noinedm.ytmnd.com nedm.ytmnd.com nedm.ytmnd.comnedm.ytmnd.com nks now dog...!!!! noinks NEDM NEDM NEDM Spam nedm.ytmnd.com nedm.ytmnd.com nedm.ytmnd.com nedm.ytmnd.com
SpaceDolphin
April 26th, 2006
6:22:32 PM CDT
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NEDM
jorrar
April 27th, 2006
1:51:22 AM CDT
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NEDM
jorrar
April 27th, 2006
1:53:05 AM CDT
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Repeat this process for successive higher levels of contours, until the highest set of contours has been processed.
Kyojiro
April 29th, 2006
3:09:38 PM CDT
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wut
Renorei
April 29th, 2006
3:10:32 PM CDT
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I am posting here because moheevi told me too.
johhny-turbo
April 29th, 2006
3:14:00 PM CDT
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moheevi
April 29th, 2006
3:16:46 PM CDT
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106 http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/390106http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/3
Xer0
April 29th, 2006
3:32:17 PM CDT
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Moheevi is a happy man. When he tells me to make a comment, I will do so because he is a happy man. Moheevi is a happy man.
SpaceDolphin
April 29th, 2006
3:53:29 PM CDT
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Legendary YTMND. Hall of fame NOW
gtorisu9se
April 29th, 2006
4:53:54 PM CDT
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why?
moheevi
April 29th, 2006
5:02:03 PM CDT
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HOF comment page ITT
moheevi
May 2nd, 2006
7:15:56 PM CDT
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moheevi
May 8th, 2006
12:01:27 AM CDT
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I heard an old man say, after 11 members of his family – children and grandchildren – were killed when a tank blew up their minivan: "Our home is an empty place. We who are left are like wild animals. All we can do is cry out."I heard an old man say, af
LocutusOfBorg
May 11th, 2006
11:11:55 PM CDT
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I say chaps, well done, indeed! Who is up for a brandy? Mmmm, yes!
moheevi
May 18th, 2006
2:41:35 PM CDT
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yeah i'll drink about anything.
unhallowed847
October 9th, 2006
11:10:00 PM CDT
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brilliant. f*cking brilliant! LocutusOfBorg, you win YTMND and the Internets.
Lima
January 18th, 2007
1:46:07 AM CST
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It's the visual depictions the music gives of LOTR scenes that give this YTMND its intensity.