Counter-Strike > Sex
Created on: April 6th, 2006
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November 7th, 2006
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shes fat isnt she
November 7th, 2006
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hahaha this actually made me laugh really long, i showed it to my girlfriend and she also laughed her *ss off.
November 14th, 2006
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I don't get it. Counter Strike and sex are the same thing, how can one be greater than the other? This site is pointless. Maybe you should look into your sources or get an education before you go around making wild claims like that. I'm unimpressed and unamused.
November 14th, 2006
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STFU!
November 17th, 2006
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Horny slut gets owned LOL. "Needs." Should have said "Just an hour? I'd have you on your knees the whole day sucking me off" and see how offended she gets. He wasn't being serious though.
November 22nd, 2006
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What most of you dont realize is while you think the girl actually wants sex, she's merely destroying the thing this man loves. Had he gone to her house for an hour I have no doubt in my mind that there wouldnt be any sexual contact what so ever. Besides, if someone doesnt want to fix my lolllerskate they DONT want to have sex with me.
November 23rd, 2006
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Stah-foo!
November 26th, 2006
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I wish my girlfriend was like her. The sad part though is that my roomate is just like this dude, only he is hooked on WOW.
November 28th, 2006
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u better have won that scrim
December 11th, 2006
(1)
if a chick is using the term "i'm horny, come over, and ride me" you don't say Stafoo :|
December 18th, 2006
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Stehhhhhhh-FU! F*ck you.
December 18th, 2006
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man this is so long, and pretty good.
December 21st, 2006
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Some of you guys are f*cking morons, obviously it's a joke and the kid isn't really that big of anerd he just plays cs. Notice how fake his voice sounds... he prolly called her right back and slammed her
December 28th, 2006
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BANGARANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thrust your nut into that girls gut.
January 5th, 2007
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lol i fav'd this sh*t a long time ago and don't regret it cuz it's still f*cking hilarious
January 8th, 2007
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I know this is apparently old, but I found it on limewire late at night. Don't downvote if you're mad because it's old, I haven't been on this site for that long, about two or three years. I made the site for the people who haven't seen it. Not for the people who get angry because they have.
January 21st, 2007
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c'mon vinny! wtf? she sounds super hot do that
February 14th, 2007
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still love it, who wouldnt turn down sex for a game match, especially if its a girlfriend. can tag her anytime, but only scrim every now and then.
March 7th, 2007
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omg why?!
March 11th, 2007
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Haha, brilliant.
March 14th, 2007
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The last thing people should notice is if she SAID SHE HATES HIM but doesn't hang up then she LIKES THIS TREATMENT. Actions speak louder than words. Hate using stereotypes but jerks get laid, lulz. If she really hated his guts she would have slammed the phone and said BYE.
March 14th, 2007
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The other things are that gamers that are addicted to gaming don't make good boyfriends (keyword ADDICTED). They spend too much time playing games. When he mentioned e-athlete if I was a girl I would have said (for the lulz) "So you are an e-athlete to enlarge your e-penis, huh?" One word girl. MASTURBATE. Damn.
March 19th, 2007
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BRILLIANT
April 3rd, 2007
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hahaha owned!
April 7th, 2007
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Vinny is a faq
April 18th, 2007
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this is just so painful to listen to...i love it
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lol
May 2nd, 2007
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counterstrike over sex.... that musthave been one fat chick
June 7th, 2007
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June 11th, 2007
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Ahahaha, most of you people are such virgins. That guy is my f*cking idol. F*ck, I wish I could ride in his rofflecoptor. nullifiedglory is a super virign.
June 16th, 2007
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Careface.
June 18th, 2007
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Whoever this guy is, he deserves to be kicked in the nuts.
June 28th, 2007
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i have left to have sex
July 7th, 2007
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LOL I was laughing so hard when he sez stfu.
July 28th, 2007
(1)
THATS OK I"M AN E_THUG!
August 2nd, 2007
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This guy is the f*cking man! STFU!
August 7th, 2007
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lol reminds me of my gf.. i'd bang her though,
August 17th, 2007
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is he a f*cking ass!?!?!? counter strike... or getting laid? man that is a hard decisoin?? idiot...
April 10th, 2008
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you'll never get that DECISION.
September 6th, 2007
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Any guy who would drop what they're doing to have sex at anytime obviously doesn't get any. I can have sex when I want... I don't need to leap at every chance. He probably knows that no matter how annoying she's being now, she'll still want sex when he's done with CS.
September 7th, 2007
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This is probably staged...but it made me lol anyhow.
October 6th, 2007
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This makes me mad on so many levels.
December 27th, 2007
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Musta been fugly. :D Or not....
April 10th, 2008
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I remember when this came out...I had a girlfriend then....im alone now
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I totally believe this is real.... because I have dated a guy like that. At least he has been miserably single now for 2 years after acting like that.
April 10th, 2008
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I doubt he's been miserable, he's probably joined myg0t or something
April 10th, 2008
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Being single is miserable? I guess I'm missing out!
April 10th, 2008
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i know its not because there arent any girls on ytmnd
April 10th, 2008
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I f*cking hate this guy so f*cking much
April 10th, 2008
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ruffle mao
April 10th, 2008
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The person who denied his girlfriend sex to play Counter Strike is blatantly a f*cking idiot.
April 10th, 2008
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sh*t and sucks and fake
April 10th, 2008
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Hello Digg, please pollute the Top viewed further today with two year old crap.
April 10th, 2008
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She can ride my ROFLCopter any day!
April 10th, 2008
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"I have needs, sexual needs!"
April 10th, 2008
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i came
April 10th, 2008
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Totally Fake.
April 10th, 2008
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That's one lucky n*gg*r.
April 10th, 2008
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what's the point of having sex with a girl who wants it?
April 10th, 2008
(-2)
old
April 10th, 2008
(5)
I would have told her to come over and then whenever I killed someone, I'd have teabagged her.
April 10th, 2008
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what a homo, I'll f*ck his girlfriend while he plays counterstrike.
April 10th, 2008
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What a bastard lol is he actually saying "stfu" to her?
April 10th, 2008
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2'd because shes probably fat
April 10th, 2008
(3)
Wow in the time of that conversation he ends up getting neither sex nor Counterstrike.
April 10th, 2008
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Boring.
April 10th, 2008
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5'd for Counter-Strike
April 10th, 2008
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"Love you" "Mmkay.." This guy is real man.
April 10th, 2008
(2)
what a f*cking f*ggot
April 10th, 2008
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4'd because you sound 25 and she sounds 13.... child molester
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The sound is made of win.
April 10th, 2008
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Maybe hes gay
April 10th, 2008
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This guy does not have guns for hands.
April 10th, 2008
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HAHAHHA "Jerk"
April 10th, 2008
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he knows how to treat his bitch. note how she says bye, i love u ect at the end? TAKE NOTES U NERDY FGTS
April 14th, 2008
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You say "NERDY FGTS" although this guy is clearly a nerd as well with his "sta-foo!" and "roflcopter" etc.
April 10th, 2008
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F*CKING AWESOME!!!!!
April 10th, 2008
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why do all your other sites suck?
April 10th, 2008
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WHY IS THIS SITE BACK ON TOP?! ItS SO GODDAMN OLD
April 10th, 2008
(1)
who keeps digging these sh*tty old sites back up, first this then 'breakup letter, dramatic reading'
April 10th, 2008
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-5 for ephebophilia
April 10th, 2008
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I hate talking on the phone with women. Especially when they wanna STORE FAWKING DEAD N*GG*RS on cs night.
April 11th, 2008
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a god among men
April 11th, 2008
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I thought this was mind-blowing before I lost my virginity. After having a girlfriend for over a year, it's seemed to have lost its luster. If you think this guy is a god among men, you're either pussy-whipped or a virgin.
April 11th, 2008
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Sex is put on a pedestal by those who can't get any.
April 11th, 2008
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Thanks for saying what really needed to be said in this f*cking thread
April 11th, 2008
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I love you... love you... love you...
April 11th, 2008
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Careface >: )
April 11th, 2008
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f*ck this guy. Turned down anal sex for CS he is FAIL
April 11th, 2008
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Video games > Sex
April 11th, 2008
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lmao..this is priceless
April 11th, 2008
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"Please honey it's Counter Strike".
April 11th, 2008
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tldl, old
April 11th, 2008
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Counterstrike is f*cking gay. (and here come the comment downvotes)
April 11th, 2008
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p.s. It's all about call of duty 4
April 11th, 2008
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That guy is sooooo awesome
April 11th, 2008
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if it's real, big if. then that girl must have a sexy voice and an ugly bod
April 11th, 2008
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Hall of Fame Worthy! This should be a t-shirt...
April 11th, 2008
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This = 5 STFU!!
April 11th, 2008
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Fffffff*got - The Soldier commenting on this ytmnd.
April 11th, 2008
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(The soldier is the ssbb character with the rocket launcher if you didnt know)
April 11th, 2008
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I don't know what's worse honestly, this YTMND or the worst boyfriend ever. If I did this to my girlfriend I'd be dumped. She's got to be retarded or ugly to put up with that.
April 11th, 2008
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you're just a player hater
April 11th, 2008
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straight up g
April 11th, 2008
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sex = the lose, cs = the win!
April 11th, 2008
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Women are pissed at counterstrike because it prevents them from receiving c*ck.
April 11th, 2008
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Made the right choice, I hate women like that.
April 11th, 2008
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Careface >:) steffoo
April 11th, 2008
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i would have found that funny if he DIDN'T keep saying that nerd sh*t.
April 11th, 2008
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She sounds 12
April 11th, 2008
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id rail that whore while i played stash her under the desk and let her slob the knob while u kill the terrorists
April 11th, 2008
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this is one of the first ytmnds i ever saw
April 11th, 2008
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OLD!
April 11th, 2008
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I was going to make a joke about finding someone nerdier than me, but then I realized I don't even have a girlfriend to ignore. I guess I'll just go capture the flag now...
April 12th, 2008
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Not if I can help it! ...capture the flag that is.
April 11th, 2008
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Why does this have so many views today if it's so old? Has somebody posted this on Digg or something...
April 12th, 2008
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Nnnnegative..
April 12th, 2008
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This was funny 10 years ago.
April 12th, 2008
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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK! (And that girl needs to LTP, n00b)
April 12th, 2008
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ummm. Was this gamer dude like 10 or something?
April 12th, 2008
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if i was him i would have taken a huge sh*t driven to her house then swallowed a bunch of pencils that i found at the bus stop then go back home call her and ask her what the f*ck is her problem
April 12th, 2008
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lol
April 12th, 2008
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Wow this clip is like 5 years old or more
April 12th, 2008
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I keep hearing this is old. Where's the source?
April 12th, 2008
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CS SOURCE??????? D:D:D:D:D:D lame
April 12th, 2008
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Holy crap. How is that possible? what a dummy!
April 12th, 2008
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indeed you are
April 12th, 2008
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wow this clip is much older than 2006
April 12th, 2008
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I think it's pretty obvious this is real. They've probably been dating for a long time (That thing where she goes "Youlyin'tome?" and says "jerky"... obvious boyfriend talk) and he's doing the same sh*t I ended up doing with my last girlfriend. After a year I decided that she was taking up too much of my time so I started blowing her off to play my games. Of course, after she dumped me I realized that I really loved her and would never love another girl as much as I did her... but still. Not fake.
April 12th, 2008
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He's totally doing this right. I bet that chick is homely or has low self esteem. keep her on the hook like that. she'll drink your piss if you want her to.
April 13th, 2008
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He will soon learn that sex is like air. You don't know how much you need it till you're not getting any.
April 13th, 2008
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Why did I 5 this?
April 13th, 2008
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She sounds like she's 9 years old, and he sounds like a homo.
April 13th, 2008
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hilarious
April 13th, 2008
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What a f*ggot
April 13th, 2008
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Later that night on team speak... "Dude, Guy, Bro, Dude Guy, my Girlfriend wanted me to stop playing CS to have sex. Can you believe that?"
April 13th, 2008
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I have but one marketable skill and that is my ability to tell by voice alone whether or not a girl is hot and I can say that girl was hot. Either this man is an idiot for turning down a horny hot girl or a genius. The former is self-explanatory. What I mean by the latter is that by the time he actually gets around to f*cking her she'll be starving for the c*ck like she ain't had a meal in weeks. So if that's his plan, then he is a genius.
April 13th, 2008
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wow, that kids a moron. passing up sex for CS = a new low
April 13th, 2008
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lol
April 13th, 2008
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f*cking loser
April 13th, 2008
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That guy sounds 20, that girls sound 13. ........
April 13th, 2008
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Full of fail.
April 13th, 2008
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This guy is the most gloriously brilliant son of a bitch to ever live!
April 14th, 2008
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this is fake, this nerd paid some girl and promised her internet fame for doing so
April 14th, 2008
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guy's a loser. records himself being a douche to his girlfriend, spouting internet catchphrases, so he can brag to his e-friends. Check it out guys, I'm going to say roflcopter and shes gonna beg me for sex. I'm the sh*t!!!!!!!!
April 14th, 2008
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this comment is CNN worthy
April 14th, 2008
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Priorities are funny
April 14th, 2008
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Counter-Strike is a pretty cool guy. Eh turns down girls and doesn't afraid of anything.
April 14th, 2008
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Wow, they are both imbeciles.
April 20th, 2008
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I swear to God if I ever meet anybody that talks like that in real life, there will probably be a murder suicide involved.
July 4th, 2008
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hes probably trying to breakup with her or something...that or she is ugly or something i dunno maybe hes just stupid
December 10th, 2008
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ha ha that's CS dedication!!!
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