Counter-Strike > Sex
Created on: April 6th, 2006
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What most of you dont realize is while you think the girl actually wants sex, she's merely destroying the thing this man loves. Had he gone to her house for an hour I have no doubt in my mind that there wouldnt be any sexual contact what so ever. Besides, if someone doesnt want to fix my lolllerskate they DONT want to have sex with me.
The other things are that gamers that are addicted to gaming don't make good boyfriends (keyword ADDICTED). They spend too much time playing games.
When he mentioned e-athlete if I was a girl I would have said (for the lulz) "So you are an e-athlete to enlarge your e-penis, huh?"
One word girl. MASTURBATE. Damn.
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I think it's pretty obvious this is real. They've probably been dating for a long time (That thing where she goes "Youlyin'tome?" and says "jerky"... obvious boyfriend talk) and he's doing the same sh*t I ended up doing with my last girlfriend. After a year I decided that she was taking up too much of my time so I started blowing her off to play my games. Of course, after she dumped me I realized that I really loved her and would never love another girl as much as I did her... but still. Not fake.
I have but one marketable skill and that is my ability to tell by voice alone whether or not a girl is hot and I can say that girl was hot. Either this man is an idiot for turning down a horny hot girl or a genius. The former is self-explanatory. What I mean by the latter is that by the time he actually gets around to f*cking her she'll be starving for the c*ck like she ain't had a meal in weeks. So if that's his plan, then he is a genius.
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