PTKFGS: freeze 'em
Created on: March 17th, 2006
PTKFGS: freeze 'em
DZK 
freezeem.ytmnd.com
hahahahaha
RZA
DZK
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spankie99
March 17th, 2006
3:32:28 AM CST
(0)
Cumbers? That's gross.
TeloS
March 17th, 2006
3:32:56 AM CST
(0)
i lol'd
MottledBoar
March 17th, 2006
3:33:42 AM CST
(0)
Spot on, ol' chap
Luminar
March 17th, 2006
3:34:29 AM CST
(0)
You win
wick
March 17th, 2006
3:37:53 AM CST
(0)
yo this is amazing, how did you do this?
jsnt
March 17th, 2006
3:39:54 AM CST
(0)
Your description is perfect.
DZK
March 17th, 2006
3:52:13 AM CST
(0)
how did i do this? i played the beat on my yamaha motif and i started going buckwild and ended up with this sh*t...
tkNukem
March 17th, 2006
3:56:20 AM CST
(0)
perfect ptkfgs impression.
VinnyWeapons
March 17th, 2006
4:04:31 AM CST
(2)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
elyk
March 17th, 2006
4:10:52 AM CST
(0)
VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.
J-Triumf
March 17th, 2006
4:12:56 AM CST
(0)
You are definitely the man now, dog.
Doodan
March 17th, 2006
4:17:42 AM CST
(0)
"hahahahaha" I second that.
natezomby
March 17th, 2006
4:43:10 AM CST
(0)
so u sang this lil ditty? sweet!
SillyRabbit
March 17th, 2006
5:02:31 AM CST
(0)
f*ck YEAH n*gg* CUMBERS THATS WHERE IT BE AT n*gg* KEEPIN IT GANGSTA GANGSTA GNAGSTA GANGSTA
gwpercival
March 17th, 2006
5:07:53 AM CST
(0)
kekekekeke dzk 4 life nukkaz
Shadowbolt
March 17th, 2006
5:18:24 AM CST
(0)
RAWR
Death-Incarnate
March 17th, 2006
5:30:31 AM CST
(0)
This is amazing. See you on the top 5 hopefully.
BK-King
March 17th, 2006
5:39:45 AM CST
(0)
Dude! You are my new hero
unknownbuzz
March 17th, 2006
5:55:06 AM CST
(0)
Aww hell yeah.
uberman
March 17th, 2006
5:57:24 AM CST
(0)
PTKFGS isn't funny.
Merkilo
March 17th, 2006
5:58:42 AM CST
(0)
not a ptkfgs fan but dzk wins
GhettoBooty
March 17th, 2006
5:59:13 AM CST
(0)
Cumbers? Man that sh*t is tite.
lordballs
March 17th, 2006
6:02:08 AM CST
(0)
gj ruining this fad
Verek
March 17th, 2006
6:13:37 AM CST
(0)
For those of your who are tards, its a parody of the early Potatoes fad from LOTR. Give DZK the credit he's due. This is hilarious.
rickster
March 17th, 2006
6:19:24 AM CST
(0)
dzk, this site does not suck, good job
FGoat
March 17th, 2006
6:32:08 AM CST
(0)
!lfor
badboyz2
March 17th, 2006
7:12:39 AM CST
(0)
I was thinking of just giving this a 4 but as the song kept playing I was completely unable to give it anything but a 5.
Redguy
March 17th, 2006
7:23:27 AM CST
(0)
five
Spoe
March 17th, 2006
8:07:56 AM CST
(0)
totaly missed what this was a spinoff off of. After reading it, it makes sense. Good job ^_^
Humphro
March 17th, 2006
8:10:57 AM CST
(0)
clever
rheto
March 17th, 2006
8:14:00 AM CST
(0)
WTF LOL
Generalgm
March 17th, 2006
8:22:34 AM CST
(0)
lol
OatmealMan
March 17th, 2006
8:29:45 AM CST
(-2)
one more example of how n****rs are untalented and need to steal other ppls work (or just use it in general) just to get attention 1 because im feeling generous
banshee1020
March 17th, 2006
8:30:24 AM CST
(0)
cumbers lol
pushover
March 17th, 2006
10:53:28 AM CST
(0)
Catchy tune. Not really PTKFGS material though. (too opposite for my taste)
ChronoFox
March 17th, 2006
12:59:08 PM CST
(0)
lul =P
jimsmith
March 17th, 2006
1:24:13 PM CST
(0)
Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew? I don't think so, muthaf*cker. PTKFGS > YTMND 4 life
otudacore
March 17th, 2006
1:41:58 PM CST
(0)
Original content... on YTMND?!
Spartacus87
March 17th, 2006
1:50:42 PM CST
(0)
Nicely done
captainstarbucs
March 17th, 2006
2:08:55 PM CST
(0)
LOL! whats cumbers eh?
FireFromTheGods
March 17th, 2006
2:18:00 PM CST
(0)
original was way better sounding and more catchy. 4 for pretty good effort though!
CircusFreak
March 17th, 2006
3:03:59 PM CST
(0)
so.... why exactly am I supposed to laugh at this?
cyanidebreathmint
March 17th, 2006
3:12:11 PM CST
(0)
Been done. 5'd
whitebladeUK
March 17th, 2006
3:28:41 PM CST
(0)
lol, were do you people get this crap from.
TridenT
March 17th, 2006
3:57:56 PM CST
(0)
The fact that there's actually a for real song about cucumbers and their uses makes me die a little inside.
TridenT
March 17th, 2006
3:58:56 PM CST
(0)
Oh, you made the song? I don't know if that's better or worse... >_>
Wannashag
March 17th, 2006
4:09:50 PM CST
(0)
I like porno
phils314
March 17th, 2006
4:57:04 PM CST
(0)
ghetto sh*t
zigcat
March 17th, 2006
5:27:53 PM CST
(0)
n*gg* made my salad
Phredryk
March 17th, 2006
6:21:53 PM CST
(0)
the technopart killed it 3
crunchitizemecapn
March 17th, 2006
6:27:56 PM CST
(0)
That's hirarious.
PancakeRage
March 17th, 2006
6:38:50 PM CST
(0)
omg this is hillarious 5!!!
STARSBarry
March 17th, 2006
6:44:48 PM CST
(0)
"i do say my good man what are cumbers?" there fived
rabidweasel
March 17th, 2006
6:46:54 PM CST
(0)
f*ckING CUMBER'D
Adino
March 17th, 2006
7:19:11 PM CST
(0)
What we need is a few good cumbers.
manish
March 17th, 2006
7:47:22 PM CST
(0)
No idea how you made this one. This is really a fine ptkfgs.
DarkOwl
March 17th, 2006
8:10:38 PM CST
(0)
Instead of POTATOES. I get it :)
grassleaf
March 17th, 2006
8:29:30 PM CST
(0)
Pickle dat sh*t!
Zefnex
March 17th, 2006
8:44:51 PM CST
(0)
PTKFGS gets better every day.
Phoenixphire7
March 17th, 2006
8:51:01 PM CST
(0)
Amazing! Where did you get that sound?!
trazcure
March 17th, 2006
10:15:12 PM CST
(0)
PTKFGS!!!!! FTW!!!!! CUCUMBER!!!
TimeTravelingEchidna
March 17th, 2006
11:04:31 PM CST
(0)
Man... That's some... really, really awesome stuff. A true PTKFGS.
Vyse24
March 17th, 2006
11:18:56 PM CST
(0)
Cumbers FTW!
Crater
March 17th, 2006
11:19:53 PM CST
(0)
taste like getting hit in the head with a gold brick!
Volbeat
March 17th, 2006
11:32:41 PM CST
(0)
stupid
PVDH
March 18th, 2006
2:14:33 AM CST
(0)
Oh my god... I believe I just wet myself. Exellent parody sir, I worship the chair you sit in.
LightChaosMoon
March 18th, 2006
7:26:34 AM CST
(0)
ROFLMAO
Grayfox354
March 18th, 2006
12:34:36 PM CST
(0)
Amazing.. just amazing. XD BUT DON'T DOUBT THE POTATO!!
philibuster
March 18th, 2006
12:58:34 PM CST
(0)
lolz
KvanCetre
March 18th, 2006
1:15:03 PM CST
(0)
Oatmeaman - DZK isn't black. You lose.
HueJass
March 19th, 2006
12:20:07 AM CST
(0)
haha the mutha f*ckin RZA!!!
g0ldsnipe
March 19th, 2006
12:48:19 AM CST
(0)
How did you get a black person to sing this?! It rocks xD
g0ldsnipe
March 19th, 2006
12:55:20 AM CST
(0)
Oh wait, Its DZK.
Tennouheika
March 19th, 2006
12:55:57 AM CST
(0)
I signed in so I could give you a 5.
hhallahh
March 19th, 2006
2:17:00 AM CST
(0)
5'd for DZK.
RedFrog
March 19th, 2006
4:03:55 AM CST
(0)
You seem to live in YTMNSFW.
Toxikator
March 19th, 2006
7:25:56 AM CST
(0)
Eh. It was okay, I guess. I'd have 3'd it, but -2 because that stupid Haley song was in the top ten for so f*cking long.
august
March 19th, 2006
4:28:59 PM CST
(0)
hahahaha
Blamat
March 19th, 2006
4:45:59 PM CST
(0)
Creative
InspectorFadget
March 19th, 2006
5:49:30 PM CST
(0)
salad
alexis-on-fire
March 19th, 2006
7:43:16 PM CST
(0)
PO-TA-TOES
philippe
March 19th, 2006
7:57:54 PM CST
(0)
yes. PERFECT.
AnarchyAndy
March 19th, 2006
9:18:17 PM CST
(0)
did you change the song?
DZK
March 19th, 2006
9:51:02 PM CST
(0)
haha i didnt change it
NickdeClaw
March 20th, 2006
12:57:37 AM CST
(0)
roflmao
diablo1387
March 20th, 2006
12:14:46 PM CST
(0)
5 DZK
jpmoney2k1
March 20th, 2006
12:25:06 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
TenchiHawkwing
March 20th, 2006
12:53:20 PM CST
(0)
CU-CUM-BERS
jung
March 20th, 2006
10:00:14 PM CST
(0)
ecks dee.
jpmoney2k1
March 21st, 2006
12:59:07 PM CST
(0)
This is made of cucumbers and FUNKY
Paragon
March 21st, 2006
2:13:55 PM CST
(0)
Wow...just...wow.
PrinceVern
March 21st, 2006
5:11:43 PM CST
(0)
Why god why xD I can't help but love this~
endigimo
March 21st, 2006
5:50:05 PM CST
(0)
whats this the opisite of?
endigimo
March 21st, 2006
5:51:18 PM CST
(0)
oh now i get it >_>
Fly1ngTo4st3r
March 21st, 2006
8:19:12 PM CST
(0)
umm...my good man, I do say, what are "cumbers?"
pjmac
March 22nd, 2006
9:06:58 PM CST
(0)
this is really good 5 also wtf this is sfw
SovietRussia
March 23rd, 2006
12:51:09 AM CST
(0)
DZK, I love you.
mr-ron
March 23rd, 2006
2:15:35 PM CST
(0)
omg that is awesome
OMGMatrix
March 24th, 2006
1:11:57 AM CST
(0)
You punched the keys, now, Truly, you ARE the man now Dog.
Kainstable
March 24th, 2006
8:04:53 AM CST
(0)
DZK is the man. All the one-star f*gs have no sites, hmmmm.. Keep yo work tight man.
Thn1kk4man
March 24th, 2006
8:11:30 AM CST
(0)
Best site I have seen all day. 5
JiveTurkey1
March 24th, 2006
1:48:57 PM CST
(0)
DSK continues to amaze me.
CrazyRay
March 24th, 2006
6:28:35 PM CST
(0)
"PTKFGS isn't funny." This IS NOT PTKFGS, I have no idea why he put it on there
Heres-John-E
March 24th, 2006
6:29:16 PM CST
(0)
kick massive ass
OmniIcyshelf
March 24th, 2006
7:42:12 PM CST
(0)
Self made. Holy sh*t.
lordballs
March 24th, 2006
9:27:20 PM CST
(0)
are you like a wigger?
RexatorBirdo
March 24th, 2006
11:31:58 PM CST
(0)
Way to go. XD 5
pikeoff
March 25th, 2006
12:24:46 AM CST
(0)
this seems to own. hard.
Romance
March 25th, 2006
1:50:14 AM CST
(0)
This is hilarious without even being PTKFGS. You're the man now, dog. Or, rather, you punch the keys for god's sake!
Monocle
March 26th, 2006
1:43:33 AM CST
(0)
Oh hell yeah.
Nukeitall
March 27th, 2006
2:13:08 AM CST
(0)
wdkanwldnadawbo';fawebfo'ab
Shieftain
March 27th, 2006
9:11:39 PM CST
(0)
-1 for no gif. But good song, though.
danman1835
March 29th, 2006
2:59:06 PM CST
(0)
THIS SHOULD HAVE MUCH MORE VIEWS.
RisenRooster
March 29th, 2006
5:56:43 PM CST
(0)
why did i not see this sooner you are a god
Morsus
March 30th, 2006
9:56:56 PM CST
(0)
You sir, are amazing.
mediusnacht
March 31st, 2006
2:58:38 PM CST
(0)
Perhaps the best damn YTMND ever. Cheers!
gdrocker
March 31st, 2006
5:34:06 PM CST
(0)
(°.°) What in all of holy Hell was that?! "Freeze 'em, leave 'em whole up in your salad"?!?! THAT'S FUGGIN' SICK! . . . no, I kid. That was hilarious!
LiquidShorts
April 7th, 2006
11:48:10 PM CDT
(0)
i think RZA would shed a single tear ala the roadside indian if he ever saw this.
TheDarkOne
April 10th, 2006
7:57:08 PM CDT
(0)
nice
TheDarkOne
April 10th, 2006
7:58:37 PM CDT
(0)
oh yay, I still can't vote on YTMNSFWs
Aequitas00
April 23rd, 2006
6:24:17 PM CDT
(0)
Jobes
April 27th, 2006
9:32:32 AM CDT
(0)
lawlllllllllll
KairuHakubi
May 7th, 2006
11:20:20 PM CDT
(0)
Awesomecellent.
UncleHenry
May 8th, 2006
12:23:52 PM CDT
(0)
How did I miss this?
jnd
June 9th, 2006
8:45:28 AM CDT
(0)
you win! win!
glutamate
June 16th, 2006
7:40:44 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
seerial
June 22nd, 2006
7:29:39 PM CDT
(0)
We need some cumbers!
Wolf7x6
June 22nd, 2006
10:45:34 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
sleepr
June 27th, 2006
1:50:52 AM CDT
(0)
lolz, that n*gg* is crazy!
BTape
July 2nd, 2006
1:44:28 AM CDT
(0)
:D
xXGogetaXx
July 24th, 2006
5:27:51 PM CDT
(0)
Best. PTKFGS. evah.
whalen25
July 28th, 2006
10:34:48 AM CDT
(0)
lol, I don't get it, someone please explain... I have this strange urge to dance...
DrewC
August 3rd, 2006
11:05:14 PM CDT
(0)
This is great.
Punisher28
August 24th, 2006
3:16:05 PM CDT
(0)
I see what you did there...
miltonstapler
August 24th, 2006
10:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
I have one serious question, are you white?
miltonstapler
August 24th, 2006
10:59:41 PM CDT
(0)
If you are, then I guess you do a good job of sounding like a black guy, but it's still noticeable. :/
Zoomy
September 4th, 2006
4:20:53 PM CDT
(0)
Much better than the Boil 'em song.
darkreign
September 6th, 2006
12:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
WHY THE F*CK IS THIS NSFW...?
Cactuarlord
November 21st, 2006
10:40:42 PM CST
(0)
I laughed my face off. That's right. My entire face.
PenisPai
January 18th, 2007
1:54:47 AM CST
(0)
hahahahaha
Heres-John-E
February 16th, 2007
7:05:57 PM CST
(0)
DZK succeeds once again, awesome, just awesome, i heart cumbers.
ac6517
May 4th, 2007
12:20:15 AM CDT
(0)
hayley loves cumbers
ac6517
May 4th, 2007
12:24:52 AM CDT
(0)
i guess she was haley. it's been too long i forgot.
wilsonvstheworld
November 19th, 2007
8:18:56 PM CST
(0)
haha awesome