The American Mans Dream
Created on: March 11th, 2006
The American Mans Dream
ThwartedNeo 
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The typical rules for women back in the 1950s, don't ya wish they were still like this? :D
1950s housewife magazine
Jimmy soul

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OmniIcyshelf
March 11th, 2006
1:27:28 PM CST
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I think that's bullsh*t, but this is still funny nonetheless.
ThwartedNeo
March 11th, 2006
3:47:42 PM CST
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I assure you it's legit, this use to be what women were expected to do before the 1960s with the 'hippy era'.
AfroPunk
March 16th, 2006
8:55:36 PM CST
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Hah! 2 stars for revealing the absurdity in 1950s nostalgia + 2 stars for great choice of music = 5'ed site.
AfroPunk
March 16th, 2006
9:18:52 PM CST
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damn, my bad.
chelsea1337
November 23rd, 2006
11:04:28 PM CST
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nice.
ifm2181
December 21st, 2006
10:42:29 AM CST
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Remember - his topics of conversation are more improtant than yours! Haha.
BlueThunder
December 21st, 2006
2:32:33 PM CST
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I have saw this so many times it isn't funny anymore.
Centrus
December 22nd, 2006
4:07:10 AM CST
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LOL love the 50s.
doctorlit
December 23rd, 2006
6:29:51 PM CST
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Thanks for the song! ;)
Nukeitall
December 24th, 2006
3:54:18 AM CST
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Good music choice.
BillCarson
December 24th, 2006
7:56:28 AM CST
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lol at the third quote "Be a little Gay"
vaporizedbaby
December 24th, 2006
9:39:46 AM CST
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Wow...
InvaderTK
December 24th, 2006
10:51:23 AM CST
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Holy sh*t.
NotAnotherGrunt
December 24th, 2006
6:58:49 PM CST
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ahh the good old days
WuLfXV
December 25th, 2006
9:22:11 PM CST
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awesome
erei33
December 25th, 2006
9:23:46 PM CST
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thats so anti feminist lol
GenericUsername
December 26th, 2006
12:15:52 PM CST
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i agree
NyBob85
December 26th, 2006
5:52:38 PM CST
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Ah, the good 'ol days. They should run this sh*t in Cosmo and Elle nowadays. For it to be 1955 again....
capitannemo
December 27th, 2006
12:00:50 AM CST
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F*ck the Hippies they f*cked us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twinsen
December 27th, 2006
5:27:56 AM CST
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It's funny because men have assumed this exact role!!! AHAHA YOU PUSSIES!!! *p-whip*
Infradead
December 27th, 2006
2:34:55 PM CST
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I, for one, would be ecstacic if my wife turned a little gay.
Blue-Fox
December 27th, 2006
4:05:36 PM CST
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lol mysogony
Sloverlord
December 27th, 2006
4:05:54 PM CST
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i've actually seen this article. good job.
FreemanNate
December 27th, 2006
9:22:37 PM CST
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I don't get it.
Leo-Kinoske
December 28th, 2006
2:52:48 AM CST
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2006-12-21 14:32:33 BlueThunder I have saw this so many times it isn't funny anymore. - If you're old enough to remember seeing this in a 1950's magazine 50 years ago, gtfo
thaEdderz
December 28th, 2006
9:21:20 PM CST
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where did it all go wrong?
Stonen
December 28th, 2006
9:21:21 PM CST
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Damn the women's movement. Damn it to hell.
H-O-B-O
December 29th, 2006
5:35:15 PM CST
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this is not biggs you f*ggot
egonym
December 30th, 2006
5:33:49 AM CST
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I WAS BORN TOO LATE!!!!
Virty
December 30th, 2006
1:05:35 PM CST
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I was trying to think of how it was reasonable for all of the underline stuff untill the last one.
ddiknad
December 30th, 2006
1:28:59 PM CST
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win
shhteve
December 30th, 2006
6:56:02 PM CST
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Drat, born into the wrong generation again!
likesBacon
December 31st, 2006
1:11:57 AM CST
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that had to have been written by a man, or an extremely dick whipped bitch
Tingling
December 31st, 2006
12:27:34 PM CST
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The good old days!
Starforce9
December 31st, 2006
3:03:19 PM CST
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YOU SIR ARE A WINNER!
titans
December 31st, 2006
7:25:31 PM CST
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Whores!!!!
piecepeace
January 1st, 2007
8:04:51 AM CST
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Lol, 1950's sexism!
RedDeadRevolver
January 1st, 2007
10:03:10 PM CST
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I remember reading this in english class.
mowthatlawnfoo
January 1st, 2007
10:12:01 PM CST
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Chauvenism FTW!
KingKenny04
January 1st, 2007
10:15:37 PM CST
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My Algebra Teacher has a copy of this. wtf is up with that???
vote4pedro
January 2nd, 2007
8:49:58 AM CST
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im gonna show this to my girlfriend and show that bitch a thing to do
WigglesTheGreat
January 2nd, 2007
12:19:51 PM CST
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You forgot to underline "After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction." I lawl'd for a few minutes on that one.
Dromonster
January 2nd, 2007
5:19:49 PM CST
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That's comedy gold
Pheonix357
January 2nd, 2007
5:25:11 PM CST
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Golden. A woman that can do these things and share an intellecual life with you and understand how much you love her for the incredible person she is (and would have to be to fulfill all that) really is a great american man's dream.
Recan
January 2nd, 2007
10:03:23 PM CST
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Lowl
morningmimi
January 2nd, 2007
10:07:49 PM CST
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lol be a little gay
Massacabre
January 3rd, 2007
11:10:49 PM CST
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IT'S AS TRUE TODAY AS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. F*CKCOPTER +5
Ratings
January 4th, 2007
9:51:48 AM CST
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I remember this from a class I took last semester.
JesusOnSteroids
January 4th, 2007
9:27:10 PM CST
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Ii's sooooo true.
TheManWithNoFace
January 4th, 2007
9:31:35 PM CST
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
GTzCadillac
January 5th, 2007
3:47:52 AM CST
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GETTING LAID
MasterChiefGTX
January 5th, 2007
6:46:29 PM CST
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lol,people seem to forget that 1000 + years ago women were worth the same as a f*cking cow lol
Abdiel
January 5th, 2007
7:12:37 PM CST
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awesome
scorpkris
January 5th, 2007
10:04:25 PM CST
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I know, i hate it when i come home and then- THE COMPLAIN TRAIN HITS YOU IN THE FACE
Gidleon
January 5th, 2007
10:04:56 PM CST
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dochowell
January 5th, 2007
10:05:04 PM CST
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Excellent combination of picture...text...sound
CHUCKHATER3000
January 5th, 2007
11:39:26 PM CST
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This ytmnd lacks everything please refrain from making another, instead take this time to go grab the nearest sharp object and bore it into your eye. thank you :)
CHUCKHATER3000
January 5th, 2007
11:46:57 PM CST
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This ytmnd lacks everything please refrain from making another, instead take this time to go grab the nearest sharp object and bore it into your eye. thank you :)
Pettitman
January 6th, 2007
6:00:58 PM CST
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NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE OMG THANKS FOR FINDING IT AND COPY/PASTING IT FOR ME!!!
TheWunderkind
January 6th, 2007
6:39:22 PM CST
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I dont agree morally, but I do find it funny. Sounds like it would considered sarcastic.... lol
SUPASEXAY
January 7th, 2007
3:19:00 AM CST
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
BANSCHEE
January 7th, 2007
10:32:04 PM CST
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I've seen this article before...its amazing!
Duder130
January 7th, 2007
11:35:32 PM CST
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OMG I COULDN'T FIND THIS ANYWHERE! THANK YOU!
genkidama20
January 8th, 2007
10:00:18 AM CST
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Only if this was how it was these days, the world would be a much better place.
pistache268
January 8th, 2007
11:33:50 AM CST
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I've seen this before BUT IT'S STILL GOOD.
agentanderson
January 8th, 2007
6:05:06 PM CST
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I agree with most of that as an ideal. But I also think there are good behaviors for gentlemen to follow, such as holding doors open & give up your seat for ladies.
Endomatic
January 8th, 2007
11:06:26 PM CST
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Funny how men are still expected to be all chivalrous and that bullsh*t, but some of these are absolutely ridiculous. I'll agree that some are too much to ask.
EmoKiller
January 8th, 2007
11:07:28 PM CST
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MAKE ME DINNER, BITCH!!!
pizzaMANIAC
January 9th, 2007
12:33:24 PM CST
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old
cowofdoom78963
January 9th, 2007
8:04:46 PM CST
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YES!!! MY TOPIC OF CONVERSATIONS INPORTANCE IS GREAT!
JojoTheJester
January 9th, 2007
9:32:11 PM CST
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lol @ be a little gay.
sloppybitch
January 10th, 2007
2:36:40 PM CST
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In that case, my best friend's husband is the best housewife ever.
TheRockBoS
January 11th, 2007
9:11:15 AM CST
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Jogging in the 50's!
WindowLicker
January 11th, 2007
1:34:46 PM CST
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upvote, start reading bitches!
radar2k
January 11th, 2007
1:38:43 PM CST
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its origin is underdetermined by snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp) -- maybe legit, maybe not
Goneja
January 11th, 2007
1:44:54 PM CST
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An extremely good laugh, and an underrated YTMND
Buntfinkle
January 11th, 2007
1:47:02 PM CST
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Just...perfect. And i like Jimmy Soul =D
Holycannoli
January 11th, 2007
2:16:59 PM CST
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Talk to my grandmother and she'll agree with this. She thinks modern wives don't do their jobs. And I have to agree :) The country performed wonderfully back when this was the family standard. Just compare this article to today's family standards. Find more of this old stuff!
nashobaline7676
January 11th, 2007
2:20:07 PM CST
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lawl. i wish i was alive in the 50s.
jardel
January 11th, 2007
9:25:46 PM CST
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YES
Bubonicdeath
January 12th, 2007
2:51:21 AM CST
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In before globalization took hold..
stalepie
January 12th, 2007
2:51:26 AM CST
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It's true, though.
iwpoe
January 12th, 2007
1:05:24 PM CST
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"Thanks for letting me talk first about work, wife; it is the more important topic. What was it you wanted to say?" - "Little Timmy died today"
giggity-giggity
January 12th, 2007
3:04:17 PM CST
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I loled at "Be a little gay" (Yes, im aware it had a different meaning back then)
poffy
January 12th, 2007
10:50:52 PM CST
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Too bad this can't work in today's society.
CausticArmadillo
January 13th, 2007
5:28:22 AM CST
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Belgian electronic artist Daan made a tune with this thing as its lyrics. I always thought it was made-up. Damn fifties.
koolaider
January 13th, 2007
11:26:14 PM CST
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Ahh...classic.
BananaRebellion
January 14th, 2007
9:21:58 AM CST
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It's authentic, I have a copy of it.
eddydeez
June 17th, 2007
7:40:28 PM CDT
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I got a copy of this for some class I was taking, I like the part about taking off the husband's shoes.