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MasterSitsu

March 24th, 2006

10:07:42 PM CST

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i decided not to remove his site from the listing.

davedevil16

March 24th, 2006

10:49:43 PM CST

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Doktor, you are a f*cking moron. this is a website, not the goverment and since when is MasterSitsu an authority. all i was saying was that you should stop bitching so much. #8 is a BETTER site than yours on the top 20, therefore, it is higher ranked. end

davedevil16

March 24th, 2006

10:51:10 PM CST

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*end of story. and yes, i have read "Civil Disobedience"

Lars-nCompany

March 24th, 2006

11:06:52 PM CST

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#7 sucks, mostly because it's not mine. That's right, I called you sexist MasterSitjewcommunistnazibabyrapist.

boomaga

March 25th, 2006

12:00:29 AM CST

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This DoktorS03... Crusader or madman ? Spartacus, or Don Quixote ? What a YTMND his story would make...

ScndPistonHonda

March 25th, 2006

12:08:39 AM CST

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I concur with the lack of comments on #7. It's good but uninspiring. Just meh.

Peepsalot

March 25th, 2006

12:45:10 AM CST

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I liked this one cause it's a ridiculous way to pronounce pickles, but it's still almost believable.

debilitas

March 25th, 2006

1:38:40 AM CST

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Dew: More flammable than gasoline.

Philkensebben

March 25th, 2006

2:43:52 AM CST

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i dont like #7, i couldnt get pickles out of it. usually following along with the text helps too..

b00n

March 25th, 2006

3:52:40 AM CST

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just pickles? f*cking lame

b00n

March 25th, 2006

3:54:11 AM CST

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shuttup boomanga, you're trying to sound intellectual by bringing up Don Quixote...stick to voice acting before I make you feel like the lepton you are

nobody

March 25th, 2006

4:28:11 AM CST

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FYI "Just Pickles" SUCKED. There's NO WAY that's pickles. WTF. Pick some good ones please.

frodoninefingers

March 25th, 2006

5:39:29 AM CST

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I love dill pickles, but I hate sweet pickles. Also I think we should all listen to the doktor so ytmnd doesn't turn into another holocaust.

frodoninefingers

March 25th, 2006

5:41:29 AM CST

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The pickles picture are definatly sweet pickles. If you change the picture to dill pickles I will give you a five.

ualue

March 25th, 2006

8:46:21 AM CST

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Someone agrees with me one the "not hearing this one right" theory. If you can't hear it, it's not funny.

Dunnyedd

March 25th, 2006

9:36:44 AM CST

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Sweet Baby Jeebus!!! What happened while I took my ytmnd sabbatical! There has been some strange discrepencies between the posted ""rules"" and what has been winning, but seriously. Does it need this much controversy?

Dunnyedd

March 25th, 2006

9:40:49 AM CST

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ScndPistonHonda, good call. frodoninefingers... WTF? You do realize this is not a new site... it is a results page... Sitsu cannot change the type of pickles... tard :)

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:12:05 AM CST

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if any of you really knew Perry Farrell and this song, you'd now "peackles" is EXACTLY how he's say it. once again: subjective and once again: you guys are bitches.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:13:08 AM CST

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as for Dunny - anyone who thinks theres been a discrepency between the 'rules'... didnt read the rules.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:17:42 AM CST

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finally. anyone who disagrees with the posting enough to go out of their way to downvote any site they dont agree with - if you were up for my 'special recognition' awards you will no longer it. my law.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:29:25 AM CST

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basically, I'm treating each of these entries as if they were my children. f*ck with em enough and I'll cut your balls off and feed them to syncan. god knows he needs the nourishment. starving bastard.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:33:40 AM CST

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I'll have you know bill, having 'dew army winner' resume is the difference between a minimum wage job at Denny's and a minimum wage job at McDonalds. think about what you said again - I've spared people a slightly sh*ttier uniform.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

10:58:31 AM CST

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you REALLY need to get laid if you're taking this contest more seriously than me. which you are.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:02:54 AM CST

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seriously dude, if you are going to further discuss this go somewhere else i was going to try to read todays comments on the new site and you are STILL crying about the sh*t from yesterday you sad sad son of a bitch.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:13:00 AM CST

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sorry i just woke up. bad wording on what i said, but i just dont want to come here and hear heated debate over nothing. i just dont. maybe actual MATURE discussion on the site of the day. but i just dont even feel like coming to this page to listen to al

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:15:47 AM CST

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all the bs sh*t that takes up the bottom HALF of it.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:16:53 AM CST

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but im going to ignore any other talk over whether the judges should have or shouldnt have a site on the top 20. instead why dont we give our oppinions on todays site.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:17:58 AM CST

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an oppinion is, "I cant really hear it say pickles." not "get this sh*t off yall cant judge"

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:42:24 AM CST

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wow, yes it seems i may have been slightly mistaken. i still agree with what i said but actually now its people talking about your sh*t talking from yesterday than you actually saying anything today (myself sadly included).

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:44:59 AM CST

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which my bad for that. i woke up today and went straight to this page and got angry (which i tend do to a lot when im still half asleep). but i do wish everyone would just get along we are all on the same team here.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:46:44 AM CST

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but yeah, i like this site but i also here the 'e' sound from it. it sounds like 'pickles' with a french accent.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:48:07 AM CST

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i dont however think that that takes away from the site.

skatevans99

March 25th, 2006

11:56:27 AM CST

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im not greatly familiar with Perry Farrell, but from what i understand he would most likely pronounce pickles as peekuls which takes this already good site to another level.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

12:17:51 PM CST

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have you actually listened to a Jane's Addiction or Porno For Pyros album, Doktor?

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

12:34:12 PM CST

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then for you to not agree... to me, is just insane.

b00n

March 25th, 2006

12:35:45 PM CST

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OK, my opinion is: This site really really sucks. It's not funny. Doesnt sound anything like pickles. THE END. - Sex Machine

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

12:46:29 PM CST

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Doktor, we've all had enough of your whining. if you suddenly know what a Dew Army site is after struggling for so long, either make me your own top 10 list or stfu for good.

b00n

March 25th, 2006

12:52:55 PM CST

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All this arguing won't change the fact that #7 sucks.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

12:53:35 PM CST

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bullsh*t, from your complaint yesterday it was 'wah wah i dont care to see what comes next now' and now you're complaining on the 'pickles' site about the integrity of the contest. now shut the f*ck up.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

12:55:12 PM CST

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i heard you the first time b00n. now make a Dew Army site that doesnt suck and i might actually address you the first time.

b00n

March 25th, 2006

12:59:29 PM CST

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lol. OK I'll make a dew site...a dew site so good you'll beg me to let you make it #1

b00n

March 25th, 2006

1:01:58 PM CST

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http://bestdewsiteever.ytmnd.com/

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

1:03:10 PM CST

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you're so predictable.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

1:04:12 PM CST

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those who can, do. (pun intended). those who can't, well apparently they complain.

BTape

March 25th, 2006

1:10:57 PM CST

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Not trying to disrespect, in fact congrats to everyone who gets prizes, but these sites are mostly not funny at all.

d00ber

March 25th, 2006

2:15:41 PM CST

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I'm with the "hearing impaired," I don't hear pickles

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

4:10:20 PM CST

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listing all your sites haha you're funny.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

4:12:09 PM CST

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hey guys, remember when this was a friendly competition? good times. NEWS for tonight - #6 might not be up till a few hours after midnight, you're going to have to wait a couple hours to complain about whats next.

LizardDude

March 25th, 2006

4:18:37 PM CST

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http://charirardtopping.ytmnd.com/

LizardDude

March 25th, 2006

4:40:21 PM CST

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http://relalivetopping.ytmnd.com/

Lars-nCompany

March 25th, 2006

5:01:50 PM CST

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http://beakertoppings.ytmnd.com/

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:14:19 PM CST

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"If something "much less 'dew'" placed in the top 8, I can't say I'm all that interested in what's next." - i called it exactly what it was - pissy bitching. and everything you've said since only proves me right.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:22:20 PM CST

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and if you thought it was so friendly, you wouldnt have flew off the handle to begin with. instead of saying "i disagree" you tipped the table over and yelled "this is bullsh*t!"

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:26:24 PM CST

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no, says YOU, and that was the problem. your did everything you could to derail the friendly nature of the contest with your outburst, and you succeeded.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:33:54 PM CST

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you say 'bullsh*t', punctuate it with a downvote, linked to dooarmy.ytmnd.com, say you dont care whats next - and you act like thats not a middle finger in the face of the contest. i give up. you're just a flat out *sshole.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:35:28 PM CST

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if you have more to say at length, i recommend you email me. at this point i'm just repeating myself over and over.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

5:58:33 PM CST

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http://grouch.ytmnd.com/

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

6:12:06 PM CST

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he took 'sitsu giveth' literally. what a mark.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

6:16:54 PM CST

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if you knew how to read, you'd know i was making fun of myself as a direct response to b00n's "masterocracy" comment.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

6:20:23 PM CST

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it was me taking his 'dictator' thing and taking it to the next level. cult leader. once again i have to explain humor to you?

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

6:22:35 PM CST

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anyways, i'm off to do something more fun than digging a deeper hole for this contest thread. #6 which i'm sure you'll all hate as much as every other one will be up maybe as late as 3am.

MasterSitsu

March 25th, 2006

6:23:53 PM CST

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in the meantime, instead of refreshing every minute till its up i suggest you reflect on how this flame war has made your life better.

b00n

March 25th, 2006

6:46:01 PM CST

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I hate buttonz and I hate all the heavy metal entries.

b00n

March 25th, 2006

6:47:51 PM CST

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MasterSitsu, why are you posting the next winner at 3am? I thought the gay bar closes at 2am.

d00ber

March 25th, 2006

7:11:15 PM CST

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^That^ comment alone has made my life better. Thank you b00n.

syncan

March 25th, 2006

8:43:43 PM CST

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Oh .. my .. god. Can we delete this site now, and repost it fresh?

b00n

March 25th, 2006

9:52:34 PM CST

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Don't be such a pussy syncan, this is YTMND...it used to be a site where people's feelings didn't get hurt.

BTape

March 25th, 2006

10:26:22 PM CST

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Someone needs to make a "serious business" ytmnd about this thread and post it on WoW forums so that it gets a million billion views.

Lars-nCompany

March 25th, 2006

11:10:20 PM CST

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I say we keep this, for historical purposes. It makes me wish YTMND had a forum... that isn't a racist, clicky sh*t-joint.

elladanorelrohir

March 25th, 2006

11:40:46 PM CST

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Now now, everyone. I know you've all seen the "arguing on the internet..." picture. Please don't kill me.

BTape

March 25th, 2006

11:46:16 PM CST

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YTMND forum should just require a donation, like SA's forum. Problem solved. If some jackass decides to donate to get in, then act a fool, it's not hard to ban just 1 person every month or so.

Solidsnake2085

March 25th, 2006

11:56:36 PM CST

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Why fight?

ScndPistonHonda

March 25th, 2006

11:58:59 PM CST

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-------Gays past this line-------

tehpwner2

March 26th, 2006

12:55:10 AM CST

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I don't like number 7 one! It doesn't really sound like 'just pickles.'

Dunnyedd

March 26th, 2006

2:25:05 AM CST

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Actually, I did read the rules, but I must admit they were moreso stated to be guidelines. I have very little problems with most of the results, btw, #8 is just iffy imho.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:25:35 AM CST

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doktor, i've fived sites that made fun of me before. yours just wasnt funny, since you took things literally.

Dunnyedd

March 26th, 2006

2:28:41 AM CST

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oh, and Doktor, I said it deserved at least a 3, not a 4. And MasterSitsu, this _is_ your contest... so just keep on keeping on. I have no problem with you judging as you, the contest creator, sees fit.

frodoninefingers

March 26th, 2006

2:30:20 AM CST

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Finally a dew army site that makes me fell ok to sit, instead of stand up and scream. I like this one.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:33:37 AM CST

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in order to 'nail me with my own words' you have to have a sense of context first. you failed.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:37:05 AM CST

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i prefer 1-976-GAY-CHAT. go ahead and take that one literally too.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:46:37 AM CST

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I say so. I am the Lord Sitsu, Gay as f*ck, Spreader of the Holy AIDS, drinker of cock. beware the words of the Devil, DoktorS03 - he may take on other forms.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:48:08 AM CST

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Commandment 1) thou shalt have no other YTMNDs before mine

ScndPistonHonda

March 26th, 2006

2:48:13 AM CST

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Oh MS, there's also a more important tradition here at ytmnd of punishing annoying f*ggots, so do with his site what you will.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:49:14 AM CST

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Commandment 2) Thou shalt smite all who should blaspheme the Holy name of Sitsu with the Star of One.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:51:21 AM CST

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Commandment 3) thou shalt lather and rinse, however those who repeat shall endure the enduring fires of PopoZao

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:52:45 AM CST

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Commandment 4) Thou shalt read the article about the killings in Kansas, for that is what thou must write about

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:53:51 AM CST

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Commandment 5) Thou shalt not break thy stride

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:54:51 AM CST

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Commandment 6) Thou shalt not dip thy pen in the company ink

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:57:21 AM CST

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Commandment 7) Thou shalt not rub one out in the Lord Sitsu's temple

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:58:37 AM CST

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Commandment 8) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's burrito

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:59:38 AM CST

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Commandment 9) Thou shalt consume massive quantities of chocolate babies

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

3:00:47 AM CST

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Commandment 10) Lounge

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

3:09:26 AM CST

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With this covenant, I have forgiven you for all your past transgressions against me. Go forth in peace to love and serve the Sitsu.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

3:12:50 AM CST

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There there my little lamb, open up your heart and let the Sitsushine in.

BTape

March 26th, 2006

3:34:52 AM CST

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Now this is a site I can appreciate. chaaair :)

Philkensebben

March 26th, 2006

3:36:49 AM CST

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now this one is deserving!

headshotmaster

March 26th, 2006

4:56:44 AM CST

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Nice pick Sistu.

headshotmaster

March 26th, 2006

7:19:13 AM CST

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Sitsu*

SultanRob

March 26th, 2006

7:24:10 AM CST

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Wow, I can't believe I got sixth place . I'm totally stoked; there were a ton of good ones. Thanks!

b00n

March 26th, 2006

11:07:00 AM CST

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chaaaaair.... it's "OK" but...it's still not funny. I have to believe out of the 2 billion entries, there were some good ones...

b00n

March 26th, 2006

11:35:26 AM CST

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I really want to bone Bjork

ualue

March 26th, 2006

11:40:35 AM CST

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Chair is good. I still gave the pickles one a 2, because that's just my opinion. These are ALL opinions. I didn't give it a 1 because I was disagree with the rankings, nor is that the reason I gave it a 2.

ualue

March 26th, 2006

11:42:17 AM CST

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And RNaster- You're being the racial profiler because you assume blacks are the only people who listen to or make hip-hop music.

b00n

March 26th, 2006

11:48:38 AM CST

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Yeah, why hasn't RNaster's sites been placed yet? they are better than 99% of the crap on here. Just because he's a n****r?

b00n

March 26th, 2006

11:51:10 AM CST

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It's 'b00n' Max banned me as 'boon' for kicking too much *ss on here in '04.

b00n

March 26th, 2006

12:04:46 PM CST

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Both of you: Shut your man pleasers!!

roq

March 26th, 2006

12:32:27 PM CST

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Doktor, I don't give a sh*t who came up with the idea. If Sitsu did, he stole it too. http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/otsegoundead.shtml

roq

March 26th, 2006

12:35:12 PM CST

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Sorry, but I have to agree with bill. Anyone who uses these old lyrics without citing sources isn't much better than Eric Baumann. It's hypocritical for ytmnd users to bash ebaumsworld, only to steal material themselves.

roq

March 26th, 2006

12:40:08 PM CST

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You don't know sh*t about interpretations. Plug in lyrics from my dew sites into google, you won't find anything. You won't find them on amiright.com either, which is hardly an "obscure" website.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

12:54:37 PM CST

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I am Lord Sitsu. Who wants Kool-Aid?

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:00:07 PM CST

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The Lord Sitsu has the Power to Read, and the Power to look into the hearts of his disciples. It has been seen that billstickers has not accused the Lord Sitsu of any wrongdoing.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:03:40 PM CST

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The Lord Sitsu recognizes many of DoktorS03's sites were indeed sourced from the Spirit Within, however disciple billstickers is correct that many Humors were clearly sourced from the Lyric Sanctum

roq

March 26th, 2006

1:10:09 PM CST

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I know how interpretation works, trust me. It doesn't matter to me if people use old interpretations on these sites, so long as some credit is given where it's deserved.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:11:18 PM CST

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It would seem the Doktor has omitted information to the Fellowship. The site of "Seagull" had been already posted, the Lord Sitsu had merely recommended an alteration.

roq

March 26th, 2006

1:11:30 PM CST

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Otherwise, I could rip a bunch of sh*t off one of these misinterpretation sites, and claim I made it without knowledge of the site. You've heard my opinion on this, so I'm done.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:14:31 PM CST

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This does not explain how Doktor has found his 100th common misheard lyric by accident. The Sitsu shall summon his Inner Spirit to bless Doktor with gifts of originality and hope the body does not reject them.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:16:26 PM CST

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I am the Way of the World, let all who come before me find magazines to keep themselves occupied.

Chav-Slayer

March 26th, 2006

1:19:16 PM CST

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Chair deserved that position.

Peepsalot

March 26th, 2006

1:32:20 PM CST

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Adirondack FTW

b00n

March 26th, 2006

1:41:20 PM CST

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I say Lame. Choke yourself. Don't steal my material DoktorS02..

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:46:05 PM CST

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not all Sites of the DoktorS03 can be identified as sourced from the Lyric Sanctum. Cries of 'stolen' may easily possibly be less necessary than cries of 'old' or 'unoriginal'

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:47:40 PM CST

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For it is not Known for certain if these Mindsprings came from the Lyric Sanctum, or are merely the result of Doktor sourcing songs too famous to become a Blessed Dew without such accusations.

roq

March 26th, 2006

1:52:49 PM CST

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I couldn't find results for any of the lyrics from the top 20 so far, so at least the judges chose original selections. That includes your entry, Doktor, which was one of my favorites.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

1:54:59 PM CST

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The Lord Sitsu did his best before His judging to ensure Contender Selections would not be Subjects to Cries of "Amiright.com" - it is hoped we will continue to find success in this arena.

roq

March 26th, 2006

1:58:30 PM CST

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"Rake Me" was my favorite, thus far.

ScndPistonHonda

March 26th, 2006

2:03:10 PM CST

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I'm thinking Icedog is in the top 3.

ScndPistonHonda

March 26th, 2006

2:09:55 PM CST

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Doktor, your taste in sitsus is as keen as your humor. I rather think 3rd person MS is lame.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

2:12:27 PM CST

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While the Lord Sitsu giveth The Star of Five as a token of love, it is Wise to give oneself over to the meaninglessness of such icons. go forth and forgive billstickers as I have forgiven you.

BTape

March 26th, 2006

2:28:37 PM CST

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Wow I just remembered that deepblue.ytmnd.com was part of this contest. I smell a winner. :D That was by far my favorite of the contest entries.

ScndPistonHonda

March 26th, 2006

2:45:13 PM CST

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No blacks allowed in Mod Favs.

b00n

March 26th, 2006

2:52:28 PM CST

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FOr shame mastersh*tsu! I just saw the dew army musical and holy sh*t there are some good/funny entries. You all picked the bottom of the barrel as you attempted to stick to posted guidelines. group think I presume. Boo.

Lars-nCompany

March 26th, 2006

3:01:34 PM CST

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Oh lord Sitsu, your commandments have been immortalized into YTMND form: http://lordsitsuspeaks.ytmnd.com/

b00n

March 26th, 2006

3:04:07 PM CST

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Wow Lars, do you swallow too?

Lars-nCompany

March 26th, 2006

3:04:24 PM CST

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At least, until I decide to delete the site due to it's sh*tty rating somehow affecting how I think my other sites will be percieved by other members as a result.

BTape

March 26th, 2006

3:42:53 PM CST

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This contest was just too much fun. I listened to every song that either me or my brother ever owned to try to get some good dew sites. Turns out 10GB of music isn't really that much.

coolmatth

March 26th, 2006

5:09:59 PM CST

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what is the actual lyric of the chair site?

roq

March 26th, 2006

5:29:49 PM CST

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Even if it's not considered 'dew', "Now You're a Mao" is hilarious, I think. nyamao.ytmnd.com

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

6:27:18 PM CST

(0)

b00n, I am Lord Sitsu, and am blessing you with the gift of good taste. I pray your body does not reject it.

PsIKoTiC

March 26th, 2006

7:38:24 PM CST

(0)

downvoted because its a news page

GhettoBooty

March 26th, 2006

8:20:55 PM CST

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The Lord Booty simply does not agree with mine of thoust council of judges on their decisions. Downvotes should not be exploited since an opinion should be respected. If someone where to downvote mine for a loop cut, then they may go ahead.

GhettoBooty

March 26th, 2006

8:21:56 PM CST

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*does not agree with thoust council of judges

GhettoBooty

March 26th, 2006

8:24:24 PM CST

(0)

My vote each day will depend on my opinion of the choice :)

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

9:10:06 PM CST

(0)

The Sitsu is raining gifts of forgiveness, and applying miracle cream which will clear thy noggin of the Night Puppies, bringers of bad taste.

MasterSitsu

March 26th, 2006

11:05:16 PM CST

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thine ytmnd is resisting the image update. i shall fix in a moment. Lord Sitsu has spoken.

Dead-Prophet

March 26th, 2006

11:21:40 PM CST

(0)

That's it. Today was the final dasher of hopes. I KNOW there is nothing I have that beats this. Well done skateevans, and everyone else.

Dead-Prophet

March 26th, 2006

11:24:08 PM CST

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Except Doktor. At least you ranked, man. Yeesh

Lars-nCompany

March 26th, 2006

11:54:24 PM CST

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Number 5's not mine either; I'm going back to being bitter.

b00n

March 27th, 2006

12:09:16 AM CST

(0)

good one

Peepsalot

March 27th, 2006

12:11:38 AM CST

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Just watched the compilation vids. My favorites were: giggity armor, hoe hoe hoe it's my dick, booties, and it's poo time. Oh and infrared semen, I can't believe that's not what he's saying.

ScndPistonHonda

March 27th, 2006

12:55:15 AM CST

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They've gotten progressively worse since #8.

AskAak

March 27th, 2006

1:26:44 AM CST

(0)

BTape - "I listened to every song that either me or my brother ever owned to try to get some good dew sites." ------------------- Same here.

Chav-Slayer

March 27th, 2006

4:08:15 AM CST

(0)

I was hoping Letter C would make the Top 5. To everyone bitching about these results...SHUN!!

ScndPistonHonda

March 27th, 2006

4:28:49 AM CST

(0)

Does anyone know the url to that site that has a big U in a forest?

Goneja

March 27th, 2006

9:28:18 AM CST

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Eh, letter c.. this is sort of getting progressively lamer..

Goneja

March 27th, 2006

10:03:44 AM CST

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Lol God.."Brown" is still my favorite out of these

b00n

March 27th, 2006

10:12:05 AM CST

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Don't listen to the cocksucker Goneja, letter C is good. It's not as good as the 'E' one but I can see why you picked it...because it sounds like he says 'letter' instead of just "C"

alholm2000

March 27th, 2006

1:01:27 PM CST

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Wow, you people listened to every song you owned? That would take me about 23 days, I just had music playing while studying for my dynamics test and made a site when I noticed a part of a song that worked.

Goneja

March 27th, 2006

1:37:45 PM CST

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sorry b00n, I never knew you loved Hootie so much.

coolmatth

March 27th, 2006

2:52:00 PM CST

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scndpistonhonda - the letter u one in the forest is http://u-floria.ytmnd.com/

Lars-nCompany

March 27th, 2006

3:24:07 PM CST

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"At this point, I don't really expect anything to make me lol." Very few of these actually made me laugh. It's just fun to get caught up in this thing, and make the sites themselves.

BTape

March 27th, 2006

9:17:21 PM CST

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I'll be pretty upset if deepblue.ytmnd.com AND http://truematch.ytmnd.com/ both miss the top 5. :( They are pretty much the best despite not being misheard lyrics.

debilitas

March 27th, 2006

9:54:34 PM CST

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hey, thanks for the plug, BTape! :D

Lars-nCompany

March 27th, 2006

11:18:12 PM CST

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This one actually made me giggle... so, kudos to that guy.

cheekygirl

March 27th, 2006

11:53:55 PM CST

(0)

haha i like that one! and i HATE that song

elladanorelrohir

March 27th, 2006

11:56:09 PM CST

(0)

Great choice for #4!

Solidsnake2085

March 28th, 2006

12:21:22 AM CST

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So close to the finish I can't wait to see who made number 1! :)

BTape

March 28th, 2006

12:29:55 AM CST

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eh, this one was done with lots of different pictures and none were that funny :/ congrats anyway though.

Votey

March 28th, 2006

12:38:42 PM CST

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I really like the #4 choice. The song reminds me so much of Hollaback Girl, it's instantly funny.

aaronak

March 28th, 2006

12:40:25 PM CST

(0)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

b00n

March 28th, 2006

12:52:32 PM CST

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I liked that site. No doubt the judges will make 'hyphen' number 1. Interested to see if none of RNastersh*tsu's sites even made the list

coolmatth

March 28th, 2006

12:53:28 PM CST

(0)

hahaaha great choice for #4

GhettoBooty

March 28th, 2006

2:52:12 PM CST

(0)

Now, this chainsaw one, is amazing. Hopefully, the ones that follow will fail to disappoint.

b00n

March 28th, 2006

4:13:35 PM CST

(0)

^ Yeah...too bad the other 16 sucked so damn bad

tehpwner2

March 28th, 2006

8:07:33 PM CST

(0)

hahahahaha zzzzzzz

ualue

March 28th, 2006

8:30:43 PM CST

(0)

After seeing Zzzzzzzzz, my expectations for 1-3 are VERY high.

Eclipse

March 28th, 2006

9:13:30 PM CST

(0)

agree with ualue. I HIGHLY doubt I have a chance now.

b00n

March 28th, 2006

10:44:51 PM CST

(0)

nobody except like 3 of us seems interested anyway...

b00n

March 28th, 2006

11:00:12 PM CST

(0)

horrible...

MasterSitsu

March 28th, 2006

11:03:35 PM CST

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thy vagina doth overflow with the Great Sands of the Sahara. The Sitsu grants you powers of self-vaccum in the hopes thou clog it no more.

ScndPistonHonda

March 28th, 2006

11:55:56 PM CST

(0)

Ram Stein deserves to be in the top 5, but Weight A Pie got cheated.

ScndPistonHonda

March 28th, 2006

11:56:57 PM CST

(0)

This is assuming Weigh a Pie isn't #1, because i know it's probably IceDog.

ScndPistonHonda

March 28th, 2006

11:58:28 PM CST

(0)

Oh sh*t..what am i saying..RamStein is #3, not 2. Your little caption above the pic threw me off.

BTape

March 29th, 2006

12:09:11 AM CST

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Oh I get it, these weren't judged on how humor. Makes it easier to appreciate the entire top 20 with that perspective.

BTape

March 29th, 2006

12:32:55 AM CST

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Ah hell, I guess it's harsh to post that during such a great entry. The Ram Stein is lols, but honestly the zzz one was just boring.

Solidsnake2085

March 29th, 2006

12:55:23 AM CST

(0)

Lemons on the run still has a chance! lol

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

7:18:34 AM CST

(0)

my lamb khaller, thine original "Dew" hast a number of extra lyrics.

ualue

March 29th, 2006

9:11:03 AM CST

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Meh, I didn't know what a stein was, I don't think many people did. I'd give this one a 4 out of 5. I'm kinda disappointed.

b00n

March 29th, 2006

11:14:06 AM CST

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Of course I know what stein is, I'm the smartest person here. The site is cool...3 out of 5 stars... but #3 in a contest? Bullsh*t. The judges just aren't that funny. They make nice looking graphics though...

Speedy

March 29th, 2006

12:50:54 PM CST

(0)

Damnit... I *KNEW* I should've just re-uploaded my Ben Stein/STEINNNNN YTMND.

salsa1337

March 29th, 2006

1:06:46 PM CST

(0)

Doesnt deserve #2

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

1:13:03 PM CST

(0)

^The Lord Sitsu grants thee money to buy glasses.

moheevi

March 29th, 2006

2:20:59 PM CST

(0)

you should create a new site for #1 that way we all hear the goodness

b00n

March 29th, 2006

3:03:57 PM CST

(0)

the judges have boners for this kind of crappy music

coolmatth

March 29th, 2006

5:08:03 PM CST

(0)

^^^ This guy thinks people are still submitting?

coolmatth

March 29th, 2006

5:23:35 PM CST

(0)

ahhhhh yea id have to agree - although i liked zzzz a lot

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

5:23:58 PM CST

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The Sitsu blesses thee with powers of memory, so thoust might recall a Dew of Metal Notation hast not been cited since #14

b00n

March 29th, 2006

7:40:15 PM CST

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whats funny is the stupid judges thought this was a good YTMND because they probably had to look up what a stein was and thought it was clever. f*cking failure. 'mundane, everyday object' riiight.

b00n

March 29th, 2006

8:10:28 PM CST

(0)

^Lame. Choke yourself.

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

9:15:59 PM CST

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the Sitsu has robbed the Lion of his gift in order that b00n may enjoy a new brain, as he doth retarded his first. 'stein' beith Knowledge of the Common variety.

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

9:17:08 PM CST

(0)

the Golden Leopard, Blue Knight and the Quiet Leper will be very hesitant to sacrifice their powers for others. Use thine gift wisely.

MasterSitsu

March 29th, 2006

9:18:37 PM CST

(0)

The Quiet Leper specifically implores the Sitsu to no longer help those who have been so clearly "owned" by their fellow man.

tehpwner2

March 29th, 2006

9:23:04 PM CST

(0)

You were right Sitsu some people would be disappointed with number 3 :(

b00n

March 30th, 2006

12:19:54 AM CST

(0)

meh..

AskAak

March 30th, 2006

12:20:09 AM CST

(0)

This comments page is still the most interesting thing on the intarnets right now.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

12:21:41 AM CST

(0)

Was humor forbidden in this contest?

b00n

March 30th, 2006

12:22:48 AM CST

(0)

Wow! it sounds like Tic Tac ... or Brown ... that one sounds like PANTS!!!! Lame.

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

12:23:57 AM CST

(0)

humor hath not been forbidden, just as the Cock of Man has not forbade itself from thine rectum on a daily basis. Reach for the stars, commands the Sitsu.

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

12:38:08 AM CST

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thy b00n sounds like poon, which gives to the Sitsu the grand idea to make b00n his 48th husband. I believe b00n shall enjoy his Dark Corner of Love.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

12:59:12 AM CST

(0)

#1 is most likely a big hot steamy pile of sh*t

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

1:12:26 AM CST

(0)

The Sitsu hopes b00n treats #1 as he does all pieces of sh*t, with an open mouth and a 'thank you'.

Solidsnake2085

March 30th, 2006

1:25:42 AM CST

(0)

Lemons on the run #1.

BTape

March 30th, 2006

1:39:32 AM CST

(0)

This is quality if you remove humor value from the equation. high five

coolmatth

March 30th, 2006

1:49:54 AM CST

(0)

tick tock?

salsa1337

March 30th, 2006

2:20:03 AM CST

(0)

this is pretty suck

ScndPistonHonda

March 30th, 2006

4:13:38 AM CST

(0)

If it included the part of song right after that the it would be win, but this does not deserve number 2 as it is. Number 9 more like.

ScndPistonHonda

March 30th, 2006

4:14:53 AM CST

(0)

*the part of the song

GhettoBooty

March 30th, 2006

5:08:10 AM CST

(0)

Another disappointing choice. Man, I thought this was going to be awesome, but, I just disagree with most of the decisions so badly. Too bad I guess.

Votey

March 30th, 2006

6:50:11 AM CST

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"the Sitsu has robbed the Lion of his gift in order that b00n may enjoy a new brain" -- is that a Wixard of Oz reference? scarecrow? wtf?

Votey

March 30th, 2006

6:55:21 AM CST

(0)

*or Wizard

steelydan

March 30th, 2006

7:45:24 AM CST

(0)

i'm always up for a little constructive criticism... :)

b00n

March 30th, 2006

8:46:02 AM CST

(0)

snake would you shut up?? Lemons on the RUn sucked!

b00n

March 30th, 2006

8:48:47 AM CST

(0)

Sitsu thought he was the maestro of the 'dew sites' (which by the way the title is so narcissistic and f*cking lame it baffles me) but after this contest it's clear he sucks once put in a position of authority

FlusteredPie

March 30th, 2006

10:50:37 AM CST

(0)

perfect rug ftw?

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

11:32:41 AM CST

(0)

The Sitsu recognizes most criticism has come from the lower ends of Soldiers. The Sitsu grants thee all powers so thine might actually grow an opinion worth hearing.

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

11:38:59 AM CST

(0)

The Sitsu has completed making b00n his 44th, and bitchiest, husband. it has been captured forever for all to see: http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/504/sitsu8tr.jpg

b00n

March 30th, 2006

11:47:59 AM CST

(0)

lol. you're still a douchebag!!

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

11:55:01 AM CST

(0)

it is wise my children, not to place so much significance in the ranking of that which cannot be judged quantitatively. thou might end up as poor a rape victim as b00n.

Solidsnake2085

March 30th, 2006

12:04:22 PM CST

(0)

Lol at mastersitsu image. I know b00n Lemons on the run ftl.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

1:42:17 PM CST

(0)

Well, Max is about to delete all my other accounts so no more awesome sites from RNasterSitsu and Vinnyweaponss and Getback to work and MaxGoldberg and Eatmyass...

b00n

March 30th, 2006

1:43:35 PM CST

(0)

I think it's a travesty that none of my RNasterSitsu sites made it on the list. Everyone of mine were better than the heap of sh*t I see on here.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

1:44:40 PM CST

(0)

lol !!! HEy mastersitsu, since I dedicated a whole account in your honor, nevermind that I subsequently called you a homo, I need a favor

AskAak

March 30th, 2006

1:49:59 PM CST

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If anyone else has their own top 20 list for Dew Army sites, they should just make a site with thier own list. I'd like to see what some of you complainers think the top 20 should be.

AskAak

March 30th, 2006

1:51:36 PM CST

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seriously. I'll check out anyone's list, and I'll 5 it just for taking the time to make it.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

1:52:21 PM CST

(0)

My top 20 would include almost every one of RNasterSitsu's sites

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006

1:56:26 PM CST

(0)

thy lesser Sitsu had one site deemed a contender for top20, known as 'hose in this house' - all others were fed to The Night Puppies in the hopes they should die from groaning.

AskAak

March 30th, 2006

1:58:59 PM CST

(0)

Oh, I should have said that -1 star for every one of your own sites you put on your list. Vote for other people. There is a whole world outside yourself, enjoy it or die.

b00n

March 30th, 2006

2:00:37 PM CST

(0)

Bullsh*t all my sites rule!!!

b00n

March 30th, 2006

2:07:10 PM CST

(0)

Don't be racist

MasterSitsu

March 30th, 2006