Go and kill the Piano Man
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Go and kill the Piano Man
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The Boss tells us to take out Billy Joel
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Bruce Springsteen- Born in the USA

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OMGWTFBBG
March 8th, 2006
10:50:39 PM CST
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5* for one 80s icon killing another.
WeHeartKatamari
March 8th, 2006
11:47:20 PM CST
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Uuuh, I dunno.
inkdrinker
March 8th, 2006
11:55:00 PM CST
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I here kill the "yellow" man. Maybe Bruce hates the Chinese
Reb
March 8th, 2006
11:55:15 PM CST
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To me it sounds like "yellow"
gma
March 9th, 2006
12:08:31 AM CST
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It is yellow... "Sent me off to a foreign land/To go and kill the yellow man." The song's about a vietnam vet who can't find work or catch a break at all when he gets back from the war. But people still think it's patriotic cause it sounds upbeat.
azalea
March 9th, 2006
12:59:47 AM CST
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Well, if Bruce Springsteen said it...*cocks her gun*
m0nde
March 9th, 2006
1:24:41 AM CST
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Dew it Tew it!
Audhumla
March 9th, 2006
3:05:25 AM CST
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sounds nothing like piano at all
intsoccersuperstar
March 9th, 2006
3:07:02 AM CST
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sounds nothing like piano at all. but Springsteen > Billy, so 2
dasrik
March 9th, 2006
3:41:06 AM CST
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your arms are broken, stop making ytmnds
Onel
March 9th, 2006
6:20:31 AM CST
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Doesnt work at all.
Steege
March 9th, 2006
6:32:04 AM CST
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Sounds more like "Don't Kill. Piano Man." Close, but not on the money.
laserx
March 9th, 2006
7:11:45 AM CST
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lose at dew... I hear no such piano
Gatsby
March 9th, 2006
7:39:03 AM CST
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Piano does not exist.
Recoil42
March 9th, 2006
8:52:05 AM CST
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Wow, I never thought I'd see a bad dew YTMND. Today is a sad day.
money-hat
March 9th, 2006
8:56:11 AM CST
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If your text had read "GONNA KILL PIANO MAN" it would have been less of a stretch. --- "THE" is never spoken, misheard or otherwise.
OmegaVegetto
March 9th, 2006
9:04:56 AM CST
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Yup the "yellow man" no idea how you hear piann man.
docsigma
March 9th, 2006
9:07:59 AM CST
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Sorry. Doesn't sound even remotely close to "piano".
money-hat
March 9th, 2006
9:11:32 AM CST
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Maybe we should end the contest today. Retire it forever, even. They're only gonna get worse you know.
Mech
March 9th, 2006
9:32:00 AM CST
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Sounds like Piano to me.
hamsterninja
March 9th, 2006
9:44:04 AM CST
(0)
o_O 0_o
jdun
March 9th, 2006
10:23:52 AM CST
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THE 80s ;_;
Cannon
March 9th, 2006
10:28:28 AM CST
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how did this make top 15
MasterSitsu
March 9th, 2006
10:53:37 AM CST
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maybe if was just 'go kill piano' man, others would hear it better. i hear the 'piano'
psychosilocybin
March 9th, 2006
11:08:03 AM CST
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GO AN KILL DEM YELLO MAN
EtherealHyperion
March 9th, 2006
12:13:41 PM CST
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Go kill Piano Man.
Dunnyedd
March 9th, 2006
12:26:01 PM CST
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sound like god killed piano man to me, so I like it
riverline
March 9th, 2006
1:21:36 PM CST
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all i hear is 'one star ytmnd'
mrmoot
March 9th, 2006
1:25:36 PM CST
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hay guy maybe if yuo'd quit jacking off for 3 second mayb u hear "yellow" instead of "fap fap fap piano? fap"
justinsane66
March 9th, 2006
1:43:22 PM CST
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Bill Joel rocks!
stergo
March 9th, 2006
2:14:25 PM CST
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oh god please kill the piano man, bruce and the yellow man
galaxhood
March 9th, 2006
2:48:40 PM CST
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Suck a dick bitch.
Spittinglama
March 9th, 2006
3:00:25 PM CST
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1d for a reason, im not one to complain if its funny, but damnit it doesn't even sound like "piano man" i hear "yellow man" when fads like this are overused they turn to sh*t, let this be an example
Lappy486
March 9th, 2006
3:48:55 PM CST
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Sounds like dont kill the yellow man
Espilae
March 9th, 2006
4:05:51 PM CST
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Asians are people too, Springsteen!
sirjman
March 9th, 2006
4:10:17 PM CST
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Wtf it doesn's sound anything like "piano man"
sdjbass
March 9th, 2006
4:48:44 PM CST
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i hear: go kill the yellow man. put an asian in there, and i'll 5 it
theo47
March 9th, 2006
4:56:56 PM CST
(0)
That's awful.
TheHulksterII
March 9th, 2006
4:58:54 PM CST
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I dont here it cause its go kill the yellow man, fail
Mech
March 9th, 2006
5:14:21 PM CST
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Must be a lot of pissed off asians in here. LOL
ytmndmaster
March 9th, 2006
5:29:24 PM CST
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It isn't racist, you *ssholes. But I still don't here piano. It's yellow. But it's not racist.
einrobstein
March 9th, 2006
6:16:02 PM CST
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You are hereby expelled from the Dew Army.
Albel
March 9th, 2006
7:08:58 PM CST
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NOOOOOOOOO not Billy
Shyrangerr
March 9th, 2006
7:23:40 PM CST
(0)
I don't get it>.>
galactor
March 9th, 2006
7:34:39 PM CST
(0)
it's go kill the yellow man. And saying this doesn't make any sense, and yet still on top 15, viewhaxored ftl
XxTopCatxX
March 9th, 2006
8:09:17 PM CST
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billy joel pwns >:O
littlemike005
March 9th, 2006
8:52:05 PM CST
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It's not "piano man" but close enough for me. Funny because I liked this song when I was young and now I'm dating a Chinese girl lol. gma's comment about the song is pretty solid though. Springsteen is good for actually telling a story in his songs (thoug
vonmatrices
March 9th, 2006
9:10:53 PM CST
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DAMN YOU BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! I saw Billy Joel a couple nights ago in Philly and he still KICKS ASS!
ILikeFish
March 9th, 2006
10:08:11 PM CST
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uh. . .why is this getting a whole bunch of 1's? look up floooooooooooooooooooooor and tell me if that isn't waaay the hell sh*ttier then this. at least this actually sounds like it. -1 because I hate the fad anyway.
Beastmonkey
March 9th, 2006
10:10:50 PM CST
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sucks
WesIsSo1337
March 9th, 2006
11:24:57 PM CST
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5 for the Boss.
rickster
March 9th, 2006
11:34:29 PM CST
(0)
nope
Crazyswordsman
June 7th, 2006
8:35:48 PM CDT
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Wierd. -CSM