Join The Dew Army newsreel
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Join The Dew Army newsreel
boomaga 
dewarmynewsreel.ytmnd.com
At Ease, mens - The war is over and we declares ourselves teh winnres! The Dew Army has done your site great service. Dismissed.
amazing simulated hair-in-the-gate
marching band music + a really old crystal mic

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Muse
March 8th, 2006
7:45:35 PM CST
(1)
Win.
killabee
October 22nd, 2007
5:29:16 PM CDT
(0)
When?
cheekygirl
March 8th, 2006
7:48:33 PM CST
(0)
everyone should join the dew army
BTape
March 8th, 2006
7:49:02 PM CST
(0)
Wow. Good sound work. :)
cheekygirl
March 8th, 2006
7:52:04 PM CST
(0)
p.s. you're amazing
puphles
March 8th, 2006
8:04:11 PM CST
(0)
nice.
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2006
8:06:08 PM CST
(0)
i. love. you.
WombatJuice
March 8th, 2006
8:06:16 PM CST
(0)
boo, you've got mad skillz.
ghosttown80
March 8th, 2006
8:07:08 PM CST
(0)
XD wtf
grassleaf
March 8th, 2006
8:07:21 PM CST
(0)
Dutty.
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2006
8:07:35 PM CST
(0)
sponsored.
Symbolite
March 8th, 2006
8:07:58 PM CST
(0)
for great justice
lessthan3
March 8th, 2006
8:08:37 PM CST
(0)
that was amazing! good work
WeHeartKatamari
March 8th, 2006
8:10:06 PM CST
(0)
For great justice!!
SukkMyRyk
March 8th, 2006
8:10:44 PM CST
(0)
Brilliant.
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2006
8:11:46 PM CST
(0)
added the link to dewarmy.ytmnd.com man so the recruits make sure to see this.
skatevans99
March 8th, 2006
8:12:01 PM CST
(0)
I will proudly fight 'til the death, sir!
Nickolai
March 8th, 2006
8:12:12 PM CST
(0)
Another great site. You should look into actually getting paid for voice work.
evilFATE
March 8th, 2006
8:24:28 PM CST
(0)
awesome audio work yet again.
koios
March 8th, 2006
8:26:22 PM CST
(0)
Very good.
adamwest
March 8th, 2006
8:30:41 PM CST
(0)
Blondie are neo-Nazis!? FIND OUT HOW: : : http://lostjewish.ytmnd.com/ (My entry.)
adamwest
March 8th, 2006
8:31:48 PM CST
(0)
Totally the wrong place. Sorry!
Space-G
March 8th, 2006
8:35:20 PM CST
(0)
Screen dirt + wavering sound = 5.
jorrar
March 8th, 2006
8:35:26 PM CST
(0)
For great justice... For Godīs sake!
cerberus
March 8th, 2006
8:35:54 PM CST
(0)
you mean "sergeant", not "sargeant".
rykar174
March 8th, 2006
8:36:23 PM CST
(0)
5 for the music slowing down and speeding up
Dreadling
March 8th, 2006
8:39:20 PM CST
(0)
AMAZING. CHEERS, COMRADES!
Nubaa
March 8th, 2006
8:39:52 PM CST
(0)
Not terribly funny. :\
DeathZero
March 8th, 2006
8:40:26 PM CST
(0)
ptgfks!
FarEastWitch
March 8th, 2006
8:41:30 PM CST
(0)
For great justice!
RySenkari
March 8th, 2006
8:41:49 PM CST
(0)
You should be a voice actor.
monkeyleejones
March 8th, 2006
8:43:55 PM CST
(0)
boomaga, you've done it again.
funkmastrgeneral
March 8th, 2006
8:49:06 PM CST
(0)
Hot damn! 5'd!
OtisWild
March 8th, 2006
8:53:06 PM CST
(0)
I'M DOING MY PART!
Yarred
March 8th, 2006
8:53:30 PM CST
(0)
AWESOME
JaisenLaviero
March 8th, 2006
8:56:33 PM CST
(0)
For great justice!
nuclearbastard
March 8th, 2006
9:00:40 PM CST
(0)
It's a feeling
coreycubed
March 8th, 2006
9:00:49 PM CST
(0)
i 5'd
ZekeSulastin
March 8th, 2006
9:01:12 PM CST
(0)
+5 for On Brave Old Army Team ... (yay Army Women's BBall made it into the NCAA tournament!!!)
Mech
March 8th, 2006
9:01:12 PM CST
(0)
Now that is fine voice acting.
omar
March 8th, 2006
9:03:10 PM CST
(0)
boomaga, you never cease to amaze me... are you a proffesional voice actor??
trazcure
March 8th, 2006
9:14:14 PM CST
(0)
BOOMAGA... ONCE AGAIN PROVEN KING OF THE YTMND
Appoggiatura
March 8th, 2006
9:14:59 PM CST
(0)
It's an auto five just for using marching band music. The actual YTMND is worth a seven. So you get 12 stars.
renegademasta
March 8th, 2006
9:20:12 PM CST
(0)
suugakublues
March 8th, 2006
9:26:25 PM CST
(0)
very nice.
SirLemming
March 8th, 2006
9:32:36 PM CST
(0)
*thunderous applause*
LineSlime
March 8th, 2006
9:32:45 PM CST
(0)
ShadowSora
March 8th, 2006
9:32:48 PM CST
(0)
Anything with an old-timey announcer's voice = Instant five
ytmnd1337
March 8th, 2006
9:35:03 PM CST
(0)
I'll do my part, and I'll start by giving this a well-deserved 5!
concerto
March 8th, 2006
9:35:21 PM CST
(0)
truly unstoppable
Frankenberry57
March 8th, 2006
9:36:05 PM CST
(0)
Ah, Boomaga, is their anything you CAN'T do?
Frankenberry57
March 8th, 2006
9:37:07 PM CST
(0)
there*
Renzh
March 8th, 2006
9:38:14 PM CST
(0)
perfect.
HomeSweetHomo
March 8th, 2006
9:40:04 PM CST
(0)
GREAT USER GREAT YTMND A++++++++++++++
OmniIcyshelf
March 8th, 2006
9:43:32 PM CST
(0)
It was inevitable.
gtorisu9se
March 8th, 2006
9:45:51 PM CST
(0)
hahahhahhahaha
wallet
March 8th, 2006
9:47:09 PM CST
(0)
5 for going the extra mile and simulating "old" audio with more than a frequency gate.
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2006
9:52:42 PM CST
(0)
isnt it ironic a ytmnd about the Dew Army is doing so much better than the average YTMND site?
fyrestorm
March 8th, 2006
9:53:01 PM CST
(0)
get on ventrilo you bastard :D
medladam
March 8th, 2006
9:53:44 PM CST
(0)
great voice acting
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2006
9:54:27 PM CST
(0)
average Dew Army site that is....
F3nyx
March 8th, 2006
9:55:23 PM CST
(0)
f*cking great audio, plus "for great justice"
cadetcollins
March 8th, 2006
9:56:46 PM CST
(0)
SIR, YES SIR!! HERE IS YOUR 5 SIR!
Neems
March 8th, 2006
10:05:39 PM CST
(0)
holy...boomaGOD
monkeytrousers
March 8th, 2006
10:10:08 PM CST
(-2)
These YTMNDs are getting far too elaborate. 3'd for being too elaborate.
Derwin
March 8th, 2006
10:11:19 PM CST
(0)
I agree, 5d for JUSTICE!!!
Pettitman
March 8th, 2006
10:12:43 PM CST
(0)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
coolmatth
March 8th, 2006
10:15:14 PM CST
(0)
boomaga with his voices
moheevi
March 8th, 2006
10:15:37 PM CST
(0)
5 dollars and 47 cents buys a lot of hookers in old town.
heatonism
March 8th, 2006
10:16:10 PM CST
(0)
FGJ FTW!!!
gouki4u
March 8th, 2006
10:22:31 PM CST
(0)
f*cking win. For great justice at the end was a bonus.
cyclonus
March 8th, 2006
10:24:20 PM CST
(0)
now that's talent
Gerbonzo
March 8th, 2006
10:25:29 PM CST
(0)
Support avocado suffrage.
BrokenVisage
March 8th, 2006
10:26:16 PM CST
(0)
For Great Justice indeed!
Youareindeedthemanno
March 8th, 2006
10:31:23 PM CST
(0)
Has anyone else noticed the vice grip master sitsu, syncan, boomaga, and some of the other ytmnd elite have on the site. They have the power to create a fad on command...revolt
vitamin
March 8th, 2006
10:31:38 PM CST
(1)
It's not funny, but it gets 4 stars for being creative, and showing us all how insultingly simple this f*cking website is. Well done.
Cryptic
March 8th, 2006
10:36:33 PM CST
(0)
Picture/Sound/Text
whipone
March 8th, 2006
10:41:43 PM CST
(0)
Wow, just... wow.
Virty
March 8th, 2006
10:42:29 PM CST
(0)
YTMND is serious business
Comrade4386
March 8th, 2006
10:47:20 PM CST
(0)
5.
p00pm0nsta
March 8th, 2006
10:48:24 PM CST
(-1)
wow... lol
Handshakes
March 8th, 2006
10:49:03 PM CST
(0)
Great audio as always Boomaga. Here's my stab at it: http://botrdew.ytmnd.com/
chewytender
March 8th, 2006
10:54:23 PM CST
(-1)
Well made but I didn't laugh. :\
Patashu
March 8th, 2006
10:54:57 PM CST
(0)
XD
Baron
March 8th, 2006
10:55:12 PM CST
(-1)
I hate those ytmnds...
Botchness
March 8th, 2006
11:01:17 PM CST
(0)
good work, lots of time and effort into this.
Roomy
March 8th, 2006
11:08:33 PM CST
(0)
I want to have sex with you.
capnkrunk86
March 8th, 2006
11:12:13 PM CST
(0)
For great justice! So inkdrinker can't resist!
money-hat
March 8th, 2006
11:12:22 PM CST
(0)
"I'm doing my part!" ****stomps on bugs**** (laughter)
Baron
March 8th, 2006
11:13:48 PM CST
(-1)
The success of boomaga and his friends can be attributed to two things: The quality of thier ideas, and thier ability to execute those ideas well. Many of us probably thought the same thing about "Dew" sites, but boomaga was able to take that idea and pre
Baron
March 8th, 2006
11:16:07 PM CST
(-1)
...present it in a thoughtful and effective manner. The reason they're able to do this so effectively is because they have all the necessary resources to produce any kind of sound or image at thier command, and this is a handicap that inhibits many good Y
Baron
March 8th, 2006
11:17:47 PM CST
(-1)
...YTMNDers. If any of us had the resources that they had to make our own YTMNDs, you would see the number of popular Users increase.
DrewBoo
March 8th, 2006
11:28:00 PM CST
(-1)
That YTMND is on fire.
ac6517
March 8th, 2006
11:28:53 PM CST
(0)
yee boy, i made one and it got in the top 15 not too long ago: http://littleweiners.ytmnd.com
BRODIEMN
March 8th, 2006
11:29:16 PM CST
(-1)
Lacks humor
Popsman
March 8th, 2006
11:31:32 PM CST
(0)
I love you long time.
TenaciousA
March 8th, 2006
11:31:35 PM CST
(0)
It was my understanding that Dew Armys are just humourous pictorial representations of song lyrics, either misheard or taken out of context, not just misheard
pincone
March 8th, 2006
11:34:46 PM CST
(-1)
HAY GUYZ!!! LETZ GO SUCK MAST OF sh*tSUS COCK!!! SOUND LEIK PHUN?????????????
smoothmedia
March 8th, 2006
11:43:56 PM CST
(0)
This rules
inkdrinker
March 8th, 2006
11:49:43 PM CST
(0)
Vote will probably drop to 4 when this site becomes obsolete. But it has a purpose now. And references to inkdrinker are awesome.
roq
March 8th, 2006
11:53:51 PM CST
(0)
Buzzkill39
March 8th, 2006
11:58:40 PM CST
(0)
/enlist
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
12:02:11 AM CST
(0)
^^ TenaciousA: Yeah, MasterSitsu and I discussed it, and in a way I have a bit narrower view of what makes the Dew joke work. But there are funny examples of all types, and there are exceptions, and it's his show after all.
Solidsnake2085
March 9th, 2006
12:04:10 AM CST
(0)
I am a member of the dew army. It's fun lol
heeroyuy135
March 9th, 2006
12:07:28 AM CST
(0)
http://diveforyou.ytmnd.com
SovietRussia
March 9th, 2006
12:17:11 AM CST
(0)
Sitsu + Boomaga = Godly. I want to mount you.
VinnyWeapons
March 9th, 2006
12:17:57 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
chinballz
March 9th, 2006
12:19:49 AM CST
(0)
ACTING!
Phoojoeniam
March 9th, 2006
12:21:34 AM CST
(0)
Check the gate!
TheMadMonkey
March 9th, 2006
12:29:57 AM CST
(0)
For great justice!
tatsujin
March 9th, 2006
12:30:45 AM CST
(0)
Great job on the newsreel voice, and adding those sound "glitches" was a nice touch.
kirkwood
March 9th, 2006
12:36:39 AM CST
(0)
+3 for being different, but it made no sense.
SnakerJaker
March 9th, 2006
12:38:00 AM CST
(0)
anything related to a contest fails.
SuPaFreAk187
March 9th, 2006
12:57:25 AM CST
(0)
very well done.. you win.. i might join...
lintondoza
March 9th, 2006
1:23:07 AM CST
(0)
weak
andyman8662
March 9th, 2006
1:26:38 AM CST
(0)
good show old chap
hanoko
March 9th, 2006
1:45:52 AM CST
(0)
Thoroughly awesome.
innocentbystander
March 9th, 2006
1:53:40 AM CST
(0)
Holy crap that was awesome.
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
1:55:45 AM CST
(0)
Get a life. Honestly.
thanatogenos
March 9th, 2006
1:57:58 AM CST
(0)
fantastic! ... I need to dew MY part
inkdrinker
March 9th, 2006
2:20:40 AM CST
(0)
FSF needs to be a term used more often.
Snesman64
March 9th, 2006
2:41:32 AM CST
(0)
+5 for FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Espilae
March 9th, 2006
2:43:51 AM CST
(0)
Join today, and we'll happily supply you with an English phonetic dictionary, a set of headphones, 500 foreign language song tracks, and a retard for inspiration.
J-Man
March 9th, 2006
2:48:28 AM CST
(0)
Angelyne
March 9th, 2006
2:48:36 AM CST
(0)
3 for effort
steakNcheese
March 9th, 2006
2:56:23 AM CST
(0)
now why u gotta go be soo leet.
Dudercleese
March 9th, 2006
3:08:28 AM CST
(0)
5 for great justice
brucedlx
March 9th, 2006
3:16:15 AM CST
(0)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE INDEE(W)D!
dasrik
March 9th, 2006
3:20:43 AM CST
(0)
hate to be cliched, but i had to 5 it for great justice
NOOOOO111
March 9th, 2006
3:35:05 AM CST
(0)
magical
HotCarl
March 9th, 2006
3:57:02 AM CST
(0)
Where do I sign up?
alky
March 9th, 2006
3:58:32 AM CST
(0)
http://spicegirlsmj.ytmnd.com
stratos-the-bratos
March 9th, 2006
4:11:34 AM CST
(0)
i lol'd so bad. boomaga, you're the man.
Nemes1s
March 9th, 2006
5:02:29 AM CST
(0)
Dew your part! 5 it!
fourest
March 9th, 2006
5:09:04 AM CST
(0)
right on
phobosavvy
March 9th, 2006
5:33:38 AM CST
(0)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
MN1214
March 9th, 2006
5:44:37 AM CST
(0)
Awesome.
trex
March 9th, 2006
5:51:57 AM CST
(0)
boomaga + sitsu= mindfux.
Marth
March 9th, 2006
6:05:38 AM CST
(0)
A for effort
zemus
March 9th, 2006
6:12:38 AM CST
(0)
You know what you doing. For great justice.
SupaJSilver2
March 9th, 2006
6:36:15 AM CST
(0)
http://coderedaots.ytmnd.com /shameless plug
PMRG
March 9th, 2006
6:40:14 AM CST
(0)
Original, me like
Alec
March 9th, 2006
7:39:05 AM CST
(0)
I don't think it gets much better than that
msmarceau
March 9th, 2006
8:05:39 AM CST
(0)
Oh, how I adore you, boomaga!!!!
Dragon17013
March 9th, 2006
8:13:41 AM CST
(0)
Badass
genkidama20
March 9th, 2006
8:14:29 AM CST
(0)
+5 for good editing, -1 not funny
thomfoolery
March 9th, 2006
8:23:48 AM CST
(0)
Amen brotha! Kinda funny, even though it supports YTMND fundamentals, it's still a f*ggy short film. I'm still givin' it a 5.
Chav-Slayer
March 9th, 2006
8:28:21 AM CST
(0)
Extremely impressive site. You're the man now dog.
jman1000
March 9th, 2006
8:35:07 AM CST
(-1)
you get high marks for effort, but I cannot give you 5 stars, 'cuz where is teh funnay???
powerchordpunk
March 9th, 2006
9:00:23 AM CST
(0)
http://letthesonshine.ytmnd.com
derek
March 9th, 2006
9:00:37 AM CST
(0)
Wow. You sir, are the best. I will try to dew better.
Adino
March 9th, 2006
9:03:11 AM CST
(0)
EviLdAy
March 9th, 2006
9:11:41 AM CST
(0)
cute
joe64
March 9th, 2006
9:25:04 AM CST
(0)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! (TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!) anyone else notice the all your base reference^^ lol awesome ytmnd^^
SilentSwan
March 9th, 2006
9:45:36 AM CST
(0)
Really nice!
randompaul
March 9th, 2006
9:48:38 AM CST
(0)
Legendary! 5'd.
EcheloN
March 9th, 2006
9:51:32 AM CST
(0)
5'd... for great justice!
hideousclaw
March 9th, 2006
9:54:29 AM CST
(0)
I'm already enlisted: http://deadlyomelets.ytmnd.com/
Lars-nCompany
March 9th, 2006
9:57:28 AM CST
(0)
You sure as hell recruited me.
MasterSitsu
March 9th, 2006
10:06:24 AM CST
(0)
a reminder that site entries go to - dewarmy.ytmnd.com - not here.
forty4
March 9th, 2006
10:42:23 AM CST
(0)
No more ninjas then?
nat20games
March 9th, 2006
11:19:42 AM CST
(0)
Where do I sign up, sir!
funkmasterfigs
March 9th, 2006
11:37:57 AM CST
(0)
genius! you can improve it though by making the frames shake a bit giving it an more authentic news reel feel.
Suicyde
March 9th, 2006
11:40:13 AM CST
(0)
THIS IS TRUE LUNACY
TheFatGuy
March 9th, 2006
11:40:29 AM CST
(0)
Sir, recruiting multiple forces as we speak, Sir!
machino
March 9th, 2006
12:00:31 PM CST
(0)
http://weedrottasty.ytmnd.com/ Digging from the bottom of the barrel here.
machino
March 9th, 2006
12:01:32 PM CST
(0)
sh*t, wrong thinger :-x
diablo1387
March 9th, 2006
12:24:14 PM CST
(0)
there's something on my screen!
lordxar
March 9th, 2006
12:25:59 PM CST
(0)
This will be a classic
MewtwoStruckBack
March 9th, 2006
12:26:53 PM CST
(-1)
5'd "for great justice"
Dux00rs
March 9th, 2006
12:27:53 PM CST
(0)
Yes I followed the instructions!
DrNecromancer
March 9th, 2006
12:48:02 PM CST
(0)
sir, that would have killed you if this was real, sir
JBobek
March 9th, 2006
1:15:24 PM CST
(0)
Haha greatly done.
mrmoot
March 9th, 2006
1:29:28 PM CST
(-1)
no sour faced downvoter can resist, eh? dont have time to watch your f*cking feature length film, f*ggot
Schnabelewopski
March 9th, 2006
1:32:15 PM CST
(0)
Boomaga wins yet again. News reel + announcer voice == win. For great justice!
Aidan-702
March 9th, 2006
1:33:43 PM CST
(0)
pwnt
Zdyne
March 9th, 2006
1:36:59 PM CST
(0)
Nicely Done
scalemodlgiant
March 9th, 2006
1:47:12 PM CST
(0)
Amazing quality all around. Good show!
HumSupLo
March 9th, 2006
1:54:49 PM CST
(0)
Wow. Someone has a lot of time and dedication.
SplinterSteve
March 9th, 2006
1:57:16 PM CST
(-1)
100% bona fide retarded waste of time
icyhot4life
March 9th, 2006
2:11:40 PM CST
(0)
skillz.
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
2:16:56 PM CST
(0)
^^mrmoot: in re: not having time to watch the film... Well, I believe you just did watch the film. So, your point is... how you say... "moot".
tiptoegecko
March 9th, 2006
2:25:26 PM CST
(0)
i am in awe. the sound and the image in that ytmnd was so perfectly made. props to you.
silverfirex
March 9th, 2006
2:28:58 PM CST
(0)
Sweet!! with this new Dew Army, we can save VinnyWeapons from the robots!! huzah!!
Adverb
March 9th, 2006
2:38:40 PM CST
(0)
Wouldn't sitsu be the general and not just a master seargent? btw floor.ytmnd.com forever
devilz
March 9th, 2006
2:53:45 PM CST
(-1)
eww noo... those are NOT the ytmnd rules! 2 to 3 words in a song? you must be kidding! what about our king ytmnd! you're the man now dog!
Arsekicker0724
March 9th, 2006
2:54:36 PM CST
(0)
For great Justice I shall do my part. Heil Sitsu, Heil Maga.
DanTheMan101
March 9th, 2006
3:03:26 PM CST
(0)
I dont get it
Balgias
March 9th, 2006
3:07:49 PM CST
(0)
MY first submission for the dew army - http://dimmukhan.ytmnd.com/
Hellwolf36
March 9th, 2006
3:14:08 PM CST
(0)
Basically, song misinterpretation for dummies!
unimportant
March 9th, 2006
3:15:01 PM CST
(0)
This is one legendary f*ggy short film.
Vinas
March 9th, 2006
3:16:56 PM CST
(0)
80'd
MAgresta713
March 9th, 2006
3:23:45 PM CST
(0)
boomaga.. you are a ytmnd genius
BrendantheJedi
March 9th, 2006
3:36:37 PM CST
(0)
Funny. I like at how the end they said, For Great Justice. Would have been funnier with Move Zig. It was very funny overall.
LifeInGreen
March 9th, 2006
3:40:57 PM CST
(0)
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
fj311
March 9th, 2006
3:41:01 PM CST
(0)
I wouldn't give a bean, to be a fancy-pants Marine... I'd rather be a Dew soldier like I aaaaammmmmm...
DoctorFred
March 9th, 2006
3:41:57 PM CST
(0)
Boomaga, I should have known it was you, you brilliant bastard!
fj311
March 9th, 2006
3:44:27 PM CST
(0)
I make Dew YTMNDS, give me picture, text, sound if you please, for I'm the f*cking pride of Max, I am!
fj311
March 9th, 2006
3:46:24 PM CST
(0)
On all the YTMNDs it says, "Dew Army Builds Men!" So they're tearing me down to build me over again!
fj311
March 9th, 2006
3:48:47 PM CST
(0)
Just an Army soldier, with a soundfile in my folder and a concept that'll make you laugh all daaaaaaaay....
fj311
March 9th, 2006
3:50:43 PM CST
(0)
So feed me ammunition, keep me in Top Viewed position, the Dew Army just won't go awaaaaaaay!
GuyMann
March 9th, 2006
3:55:10 PM CST
(0)
The production is amazing. It's QUALITY JOLLITY!
mrtuesday
March 9th, 2006
4:00:10 PM CST
(-1)
The Dew army is for outdated way. The Short Movie YTMNDs is the way of the future. We march forward, not backward.
MasterSitsu
March 9th, 2006
4:04:01 PM CST
(0)
mrtuesday just made an enemy for life. anyways, guys, if you are downvoting each others 'dew' sites thinking score helps you in the contest, youre WRONG. if i catch you consider yourself in stockade.
buttgremlin
March 9th, 2006
4:06:39 PM CST
(0)
I will f*cking have your babies.
surfinbrant
March 9th, 2006
4:08:08 PM CST
(0)
Winnar.
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
4:14:40 PM CST
(0)
^^between mrtuesday and Sitsu, here, I've got a funny position - after all, this very YTMND is a non-Dew-style FSF
bob-otheclown
March 9th, 2006
4:17:08 PM CST
(0)
Will you accsept this Retired Marine?
allamerican
March 9th, 2006
4:54:22 PM CST
(0)
Where do I sign up?
Radant
March 9th, 2006
5:04:17 PM CST
(0)
awesome as usual
vookap
March 9th, 2006
5:19:49 PM CST
(0)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WOW.
wtfz
March 9th, 2006
5:43:53 PM CST
(0)
Wow. Wow. 5. Jesus.
KangarooKirby
March 9th, 2006
5:54:26 PM CST
(0)
Very authentic! 5 for retro!
inkdrinker
March 9th, 2006
6:04:13 PM CST
(0)
Tuesday misses the point. FSF-style is NOT marching forward. It's backward into outdated linear comedy. What makes Dew sites (and other true YTMNDs) great is that they exist not as a line, but kind of a nebulous cloud of comedy. Many more dimensions.
TheMontgomery
March 9th, 2006
6:06:46 PM CST
(0)
/Goes to Dew Army Officer commisioning.
inkdrinker
March 9th, 2006
6:09:33 PM CST
(0)
The immediacy of the comedy also destroys the old notion of the "agenda" YTMND. Which is great. No more awful [Person X] Fails at Life or whatever other crap. Dew Army de-emphasizes the artist and emphasizes the art.
CB007
March 9th, 2006
6:12:28 PM CST
(-1)
I enjoy 1 in 20 of the dew ones, and that's being generous.
mantenna
March 9th, 2006
6:57:50 PM CST
(0)
once again Boomaga, you win. now when are you going to do the dramatic reading of the allen peppers letter?
Noods
March 9th, 2006
7:00:29 PM CST
(0)
eh
WalterPeck
March 9th, 2006
7:37:51 PM CST
(1)
3 for general effect, +1 for "for great justice"
militiagung64
March 9th, 2006
7:43:19 PM CST
(0)
I so totally agree. Those YTMNDs blow. Enlist me
DarkShadow95
March 9th, 2006
7:50:12 PM CST
(0)
If you don't join the Dew Army, Hitler will rule the world.
NoGodExistsIII
March 9th, 2006
7:53:09 PM CST
(0)
http://peterandbabytrib.ytmnd.com/
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
8:10:07 PM CST
(0)
^^ I totally agree ink. To me, the Dew ideal is about sudden, violent comedy - no agenda, no cultural bias, and independent of fads. It's not the only flavor of YTMND I enjoy, but it's one ANYONE can do regardless of editing skills.
asmodean
March 9th, 2006
8:12:28 PM CST
(0)
I'm doing my part!
ForkHead
March 9th, 2006
8:18:40 PM CST
(1)
Pretty creative
Will-The-Great
March 9th, 2006
8:38:20 PM CST
(0)
Classic
Andr4s
March 9th, 2006
8:49:32 PM CST
(0)
this is great. the voice over is perfect sounding, it sounds like it's from the 1940s
Deaglejosh
March 9th, 2006
9:07:10 PM CST
(0)
for the win guys!!!
St00pidman
March 9th, 2006
9:23:43 PM CST
(0)
*signs up* And to think, I could have graduated! HA!
arrowed
March 9th, 2006
9:27:58 PM CST
(0)
basically anything involving Boo Maga wins.
Vineman
March 9th, 2006
10:03:14 PM CST
(0)
AYE AYE CAP'N
TehFunksta
March 9th, 2006
10:20:48 PM CST
(0)
BOOMAGA STRIKES AGAIN
Dasyati
March 9th, 2006
10:26:07 PM CST
(0)
I'M DEWING MY PART! *canned laughter*
spiffo
March 9th, 2006
10:27:36 PM CST
(0)
cool but.... where's corn is my dad?
Wootsat
March 9th, 2006
11:23:12 PM CST
(-1)
f*ckin
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
11:54:21 PM CST
(0)
Much Thanks to MasterSitsu for sponsorship
dasrik
March 10th, 2006
12:36:08 AM CST
(0)
for new soldiers: http://tipfordewarmy.ytmnd.com
JimCramer
March 10th, 2006
12:39:46 AM CST
(0)
Awesome
Baron
March 10th, 2006
2:46:29 AM CST
(-1)
Am i the only one who interpreted the movie as sarcasm? f*ckers.
Mrlol
March 10th, 2006
6:09:19 AM CST
(0)
...the hell....
MasterSitsu
March 10th, 2006
7:02:31 AM CST
(0)
a tip to other users - if your'e just going to misheard lyrics sites and taking stuff from there - DON'T - i can tell. trust me. also, for the love of god DONT PUT "DEW ARMY" in the title of your YTMND!
HoleInMyTorso
March 10th, 2006
10:32:46 AM CST
(0)
You, sir, are a god.
rabidweasel
March 10th, 2006
11:21:03 AM CST
(0)
You totally win.
misfitskater6
March 10th, 2006
1:18:35 PM CST
(0)
thank you sir
msmarceau
March 10th, 2006
2:42:38 PM CST
(0)
Will you email me? susanslungs@yahoo.com I just...I must "meet" you!!! /fangirl
BrickTamnland
March 10th, 2006
4:33:26 PM CST
(0)
for great justice makes this a 5
TKO
March 10th, 2006
5:18:36 PM CST
(0)
dude, you sound a bit like MC chris
tcfenixignition
March 10th, 2006
6:40:04 PM CST
(0)
http://weloveu.ytmnd.com
ultron13
March 10th, 2006
8:37:24 PM CST
(0)
you win 5 internets, sir. where'd you get that mic, btw?
AlmostJinkies
March 10th, 2006
10:37:09 PM CST
(0)
This is the kind of stuff that makes YTMND great.
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