Jack Churchill>>>>>>Chuck Norris
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Jack Churchill>>>>>>Chuck Norris
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This guy is much cooler than Mr. Norris
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TumbleDry
March 8th, 2006
4:42:41 PM CST
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thats f*ckn sick!!!! this guy is my new hero.
Tygore
March 8th, 2006
5:03:20 PM CST
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He used a Claymore in WWII? Holy crap! OK, Jack Churchill officially wins. At everything.
RapedApe
March 8th, 2006
5:04:59 PM CST
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Holy sh*t, so Rambo was based on a true story?
Dipolio
March 8th, 2006
5:08:06 PM CST
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This would have made for a battle of the century, but Churchill, like Bruce Lee, has already passed away. So Chuck is the last of the titans of mortal men.
KtuluCJ77
March 8th, 2006
5:08:41 PM CST
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must have been the ultimate bad ass.
MrPopo
March 8th, 2006
5:08:57 PM CST
(0)
OMFG
CaptainRobo
March 8th, 2006
5:13:06 PM CST
(0)
WOW
trazcure
March 8th, 2006
5:15:45 PM CST
(-1)
NO.
Smx
March 8th, 2006
5:16:19 PM CST
(0)
5'd
mantenna
March 8th, 2006
5:18:26 PM CST
(0)
DAMN! what a badass!
fourest
March 8th, 2006
5:19:28 PM CST
(0)
Taco-Time
March 8th, 2006
5:19:44 PM CST
(0)
Those crazy Scots.
darthleet
March 8th, 2006
5:23:09 PM CST
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i didnt think anybody could be better than chuck...i thought wrong
steakNcheese
March 8th, 2006
5:24:46 PM CST
(0)
You do realise anyone can edit Wikipedia as they please...
hulkster225
March 8th, 2006
5:29:34 PM CST
(0)
wow, he killed a German officer with a longbow. How can you top that?
omar
March 8th, 2006
5:34:12 PM CST
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lol, him and a rifleman take 42 German prisoners...
Alaric
March 8th, 2006
5:48:11 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t!...
Alaric
March 8th, 2006
5:50:11 PM CST
(0)
man, i'd like to see otto skorzeny pull that one off...
OMGMatrix
March 8th, 2006
5:57:12 PM CST
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WOrds....fail me...
ultraburz
March 8th, 2006
6:06:17 PM CST
(0)
He wins at the world.
detoxmethod
March 8th, 2006
7:05:08 PM CST
(0)
Jack Churchill > Chuck Norris Q.E.D.
EvilTurkey1021
March 8th, 2006
7:06:25 PM CST
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That guy kicks ass. You don't even have to make up "facts" to make this guy sound cool.
Kappa
March 8th, 2006
7:08:17 PM CST
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Evil Turkey is right. Chuck Norris is awsome because of fictional facts, this guy saved the lives of at least 1000 people and was a WWII hero.
daemongod81485
March 8th, 2006
7:08:33 PM CST
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Chuck + Cheney + Churchill = The End of the World
Frontovik
March 8th, 2006
7:10:34 PM CST
(0)
this man is a god
Fulgor
March 8th, 2006
7:14:17 PM CST
(0)
wtf!!! that guy rocks!!!
poppymcpops
March 8th, 2006
7:15:05 PM CST
(0)
WOW
andymion
March 8th, 2006
7:19:03 PM CST
(0)
lol, real life solid snake
T-No
March 8th, 2006
7:25:26 PM CST
(0)
My *ss was kicked just reading this. I also like his "archery and bagpipe" talents that he used to get in movies.
banditb17
March 8th, 2006
7:28:50 PM CST
(0)
FTW
TheRedDragon
March 9th, 2006
8:56:21 AM CST
(0)
Like TumbleDry, this guy is my new hero :)
MistahT
March 9th, 2006
3:46:59 PM CST
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I thought the title was blasphemy. Then I read about this guy. I have a new hero.
Chav-Slayer
March 11th, 2006
3:14:44 PM CST
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Hahahahaha! Is this for real?
Alexd
March 11th, 2006
3:23:28 PM CST
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yeah, he was a real World War II hero
Warlock
March 15th, 2006
10:29:59 PM CST
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This guy is the biggest badass in the history of the world.
Shitbunny
March 26th, 2006
6:59:42 PM CST
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The only YTMND that I won't downvote today. Touche.
Sticky
March 30th, 2006
10:05:08 AM CST
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It takes a real badass to throw his briefcase out the window of a moving train like that.
HonkyMagoo
March 31st, 2006
12:20:57 AM CST
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oh my god man, this guy was a sicko, he sounds like the true Solid Snake or Rambo for sure.
ArrowHead
April 8th, 2006
6:52:44 AM CDT
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RapedApe... Rambo was based on a book. Funny thing is, in the book, Rambo dies. Anyway
UltraMan1
April 23rd, 2006
8:40:00 AM CDT
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Yeah he is dead. Chuck Norris only had one rival, Jack chruchill. He was stll alive but then chuck norris roundhoused kicked him back to WWII and got owned by a gernade. Chuck norris wins.
Sacrificialhero
May 17th, 2006
4:23:12 PM CDT
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They forgot to add the part where Maddox sucked his dick consentually.
JESSE-CUSTER
May 19th, 2006
6:28:20 PM CDT
(0)
the ULTIMATE action hero.
GeneralDoli
June 23rd, 2006
1:05:23 PM CDT
(0)
lol Castle Wolfenstien
Main
July 22nd, 2006
8:37:01 PM CDT
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Churchill wins at life. Seriously, I'll bet he counted to infinity not twice, but thrice.
cpux
August 10th, 2006
3:59:10 AM CDT
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I was gonna downvote this, but then zombie Jack Churchill called me on the phone and told me he was 10 miles away with an arrow pointed right at my jugular. The rest is simple enough to understand.
BodilyOddity
September 4th, 2006
9:12:20 AM CDT
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That guy is cool.
dialdfordesi
September 4th, 2006
10:28:34 AM CDT
(0)
He plain old rules.
kandyman
September 4th, 2006
10:38:23 AM CDT
(0)
Damn. If MacGyver was a soldier, he would be this guy.
IceCreamSoldier
September 4th, 2006
3:29:45 PM CDT
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He's not dead, he's only bored with humans.
mr-big
September 4th, 2006
11:36:50 PM CDT
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Win. No more can be said.
Godlol
September 5th, 2006
12:47:38 AM CDT
(0)
um. what?
Allord
September 6th, 2006
1:35:49 AM CDT
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WOW...simply WOW!!!...and that part about tossing his bags out of the moving train into his backyard, that's priceless!
rudrud
September 6th, 2006
7:43:12 AM CDT
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that's one tough SOB.
gameguru8
September 6th, 2006
3:48:10 PM CDT
(0)
Holy epic luggage tossing, Batman!
ridisk2004
September 7th, 2006
8:09:49 PM CDT
(0)
amazing.
Aramek
September 8th, 2006
12:33:57 AM CDT
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
nekcod
September 12th, 2006
6:39:37 PM CDT
(0)
new hero anyone?
Hammerite
September 14th, 2006
9:55:24 PM CDT
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Holy sh*t it just gets crazier as you read on. That guy is like Rambo and Conan the Barbarian in one.
Illiard
September 14th, 2006
9:56:50 PM CDT
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he is the coolest person ever
senatorjohnmccain
September 14th, 2006
10:38:26 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t...
Sylvester
September 15th, 2006
6:44:17 PM CDT
(0)
awsome man eh
UnknownEntity
September 16th, 2006
3:08:41 PM CDT
(0)
oooooohhhh mmmmyyyyyy gaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.....
Abdiel
September 24th, 2006
5:34:52 AM CDT
(0)
awesome guy.
Ricksal0224
November 21st, 2006
6:27:53 PM CST
(0)
Wow ...
YourTheCoconutMan
December 17th, 2006
1:51:54 AM CST
(0)
JimCarrey: HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
KHAAAN
December 17th, 2006
4:30:07 AM CST
(0)
Poland.
MorphingJar
December 18th, 2006
1:46:13 AM CST
(0)
Jack Churchill is God!
MorphingJar
December 18th, 2006
1:47:25 AM CST
(0)
-2 for limewire
C-Euro
December 20th, 2006
8:04:23 AM CST
(0)
What. A. Man.
Largemidget
December 20th, 2006
2:21:57 PM CST
(0)
he's cool, but hes no chuck norris
SirWhilms
December 20th, 2006
9:35:42 PM CST
(0)
I have a new hero.
lordmucifer
December 20th, 2006
9:50:51 PM CST
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lol @ knocked unconscious by grenades..... also, he was not killed or wounded because he plays backpipes.... eat it nazis
Polishwonder74
December 21st, 2006
9:00:40 AM CST
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He didn't die. He went to hell to regroup. This guy was the OWNAGE! /hats off
Poobel
December 21st, 2006
9:39:52 AM CST
(0)
very informative!! Thank you!
Reaudribion
December 21st, 2006
9:56:14 AM CST
(0)
Firebrand102
December 21st, 2006
8:44:33 PM CST
(0)
Wow... that guy was a bad ass, period... Scots FTW
asmodean
December 22nd, 2006
12:26:05 PM CST
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I am going to be more like Jack Churchill from now on.
PinkUniscorn
December 22nd, 2006
12:32:02 PM CST
(0)
........
Azakus
December 22nd, 2006
4:57:07 PM CST
(0)
A five to any man who goes into war playing a bagpipe.
Britches
December 22nd, 2006
11:27:20 PM CST
(0)
This man had balls of steel. Thankfully, the Dick Dale made this a 5.
Masteronin
December 23rd, 2006
2:17:17 PM CST
(0)
That guys a f*ckin badass...
thenerd
December 23rd, 2006
6:12:49 PM CST
(0)
Jack Churchill is my new hero.
jacktherack
December 23rd, 2006
9:08:32 PM CST
(0)
Once Churchill had dismounted, his friend noticed dried blood smeared across one ear and asked Churchill about the injury. German machine gun, said Churchill casually. His men had shouted at him to run but, he said, he was simply too tired.
isonoe
December 23rd, 2006
10:20:38 PM CST
(0)
WHAT A BADASS
OkyoShampoo
December 24th, 2006
12:29:01 PM CST
(-1)
He can't be better then Chuck if he's dead.
Eirulle
December 25th, 2006
3:15:56 PM CST
(0)
What a jackass! Geez. Miracle he didn't die before he was born.
valium
December 25th, 2006
6:21:16 PM CST
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I bet he had some damn huge nuts.
siccoyote
December 25th, 2006
8:29:25 PM CST
(0)
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass!
Robopirinja
December 25th, 2006
11:03:05 PM CST
(0)
-1 for IE -1 for illigalness -coughlimewirecough- -1 for Churchill being dead.
Hattusa
December 26th, 2006
4:42:29 AM CST
(0)
I agree.
telecomic
December 26th, 2006
8:52:05 AM CST
(0)
How come this guy doesn't have a movie made about him? He's a hell of a lot more interesting than that Pursuit of Happyness guy....oh, gee, sorry you blew your life's savings and had to take your kid from one end of the country to another to become a stockbroker, this Jack Churchill SOB saved lives with a bagpipe, a bow and a bad attitude. What the hell you done, Happyness?!
TallestSteven
December 26th, 2006
12:13:18 PM CST
(0)
Haha. Nice.
ifm2181
December 26th, 2006
12:17:10 PM CST
(0)
My hero. Although a claymore is sort of a bad choice since you're not fighting horses...
Yeargey
December 26th, 2006
5:16:33 PM CST
(0)
Jack Churchill wins so hard.
H-O-B-O
December 28th, 2006
2:57:12 AM CST
(0)
what the hell? how did his superiors allow him to fight without standard issue equippment? i call shenanigans
litldrk1
December 28th, 2006
1:01:16 PM CST
(0)
Jack Churchill shot my great grandfather with an arrow so hard we were all born with on testicle thereafter
nopantsmcgee
December 28th, 2006
1:30:13 PM CST
(0)
AngelOfCynicism
December 28th, 2006
7:25:33 PM CST
(0)
I'M SAYIN' BRO!
TheManWithNoFace
December 29th, 2006
2:34:57 AM CST
(0)
yob llud a kcaJ sekam yalp on dna krow lla
shniper
December 29th, 2006
9:43:04 AM CST
(0)
F*ckin Ay, This Guy Wins, Have A Nice Day ^_^
ShadowDragon5
December 29th, 2006
9:54:32 PM CST
(0)
Chuck norris uses his fists and feet. This guy uses a bow, arrow, and a sword. Also, if he loses those hes skrewed. Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons.
JimmytehHand8
December 30th, 2006
3:00:22 AM CST
(0)
I demand a movie in his honor.
juliovega914
December 31st, 2006
11:35:49 AM CST
(0)
So badass.
FreakForFire
February 22nd, 2007
11:36:44 AM CST
(0)
Churchill is still a killer badass though.
BigP1000
March 23rd, 2007
9:25:23 PM CDT
(0)
That guy is gnarly, he's a real hero!
IRUKANJI
April 12th, 2007
11:20:02 PM CDT
(0)
I still say Seargent York for outstanding kill count. But Jack is GODLIKE!!
Alkalies
April 16th, 2007
8:59:56 PM CDT
(0)
3d for good ytmnd, but no one is better than chuck
ChuutRiit
July 20th, 2007
3:10:30 PM CDT
(0)
read about that guy in the spacebattles forums....HOLY *SS SH*T AWESOME!
RobotChicken
July 21st, 2007
8:23:00 PM CDT
(0)
I need a change of pants.
tariqalsuave
July 24th, 2007
10:08:01 PM CDT
(0)
I love Jack Churchill, and he utterly pwns Chuck Norris, but Wikipedia page+sound can't get anything above a 4.
tobiasrandolphIII
November 25th, 2007
9:31:46 PM CST
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glad to see someone else knows of Jack Churchill. Five stars sir!