Bender's advice for modern parenting
Created on: March 5th, 2006
Bender's advice for modern parenting
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Bender gives advice on modern child care
Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
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fourest
March 5th, 2006
5:17:37 PM CST
(1)
kepledon
December 13th, 2007
11:55:56 AM CST
(0)
aHAHAHA
feimi
March 5th, 2006
5:17:46 PM CST
(0)
haha
VinnyWeapons
March 5th, 2006
5:19:17 PM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
Beaver
March 5th, 2006
5:20:57 PM CST
(0)
good advice
ShadowUser
March 5th, 2006
5:22:56 PM CST
(0)
The VinnyWeapons have taken me. Please Send Help.
Akrady
March 5th, 2006
5:31:51 PM CST
(0)
Bender is right, stay the course people.
ColdStone
March 5th, 2006
5:35:09 PM CST
(0)
Could've helped me.
jammno
March 5th, 2006
5:46:02 PM CST
(0)
Jammno is amused.
Spotz
March 5th, 2006
5:50:31 PM CST
(0)
Classic style ftw.
simpsonsfan
March 5th, 2006
5:59:58 PM CST
(0)
Would be great as an "Addresses Congress: too
Metah
March 5th, 2006
6:24:30 PM CST
(0)
Jammno sucks
J-Dash
March 5th, 2006
6:30:03 PM CST
(0)
I hope that jammno dies in a car crash so that his remaining organs can be given to a sick person who deserves to live.
Econojon
March 5th, 2006
6:31:10 PM CST
(0)
SAVE VINNY!!!
ashburn247
March 5th, 2006
6:50:04 PM CST
(0)
very good advice
clemsonwill04
March 5th, 2006
6:51:19 PM CST
(0)
hes right, too many pansy f*cks in the world today.
FatalFlak
March 5th, 2006
6:52:58 PM CST
(0)
I laughed when I seen it on tv, I laughed when I seen it here.
CaptainObvious
March 5th, 2006
9:50:17 PM CST
(0)
Do not attempt to save Vinny. He is a robot and it is an ambush.
PeyoteCoyote
April 21st, 2006
4:19:39 PM CDT
(0)
AH! that has always been my favorite Futurama quote.
KairuHakubi
April 29th, 2006
10:59:01 PM CDT
(0)
classic bender. ^_^
Oonter
May 10th, 2006
9:34:57 AM CDT
(0)
BEST BENDER QUOTE EVER!!!
likeakiller
June 18th, 2006
11:24:46 PM CDT
(-1)
HELL no. And go fohck off!
Particleman
July 7th, 2006
3:00:23 PM CDT
(0)
Children today do not recieve nearly as many asswhippings as they deserve.
monitron
July 18th, 2006
7:00:16 PM CDT
(0)
That robot is a genius.
MuthSera
July 20th, 2006
10:37:13 AM CDT
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I hit children while they are watching TV, it saves time.
Humphro
July 31st, 2006
6:25:15 AM CDT
(0)
Perect advice.
gir489
August 2nd, 2006
2:58:50 AM CDT
(0)
Bender is great!
samejima
August 5th, 2006
12:32:03 PM CDT
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Futurama is awful.
Niloc14
August 5th, 2006
12:35:45 PM CDT
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^What a jackass. http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com/
xlizx
August 8th, 2006
9:34:45 PM CDT
(0)
He really really is.
blizzardo
August 15th, 2006
7:19:51 AM CDT
(0)
Funny thing is...I agree :P
BaftA
August 15th, 2006
7:20:13 AM CDT
(0)
I can count to potato
Ogyaf
August 23rd, 2006
5:59:12 AM CDT
(0)
Bender wins!
Rranzok
August 25th, 2006
2:57:19 AM CDT
(0)
It's so true.
rdoger6424
August 26th, 2006
10:48:28 AM CDT
(0)
The dialog sucked, until "and hitting them" Bender roxors though.
Crazyswordsman
August 29th, 2006
7:21:16 PM CDT
(0)
Great to see a classic in Worthwhile. -CSM
lordxar
September 7th, 2006
4:18:01 PM CDT
(0)
Yes I have
OlbaiddarknesS
September 12th, 2006
3:42:58 PM CDT
(0)
YES, I ABSOLUTELY HAVE! I DO IT ALL THE TIME, AS A MATTER OF FACT!!
uglbolly
September 15th, 2006
6:10:27 PM CDT
(0)
nice
Odowla
September 15th, 2006
6:11:37 PM CDT
(0)
Robots? FTW.
thv123
September 16th, 2006
12:08:17 AM CDT
(0)
I saw this episode a few days ago! Hilarious.
StanleyHandyman
September 16th, 2006
12:11:56 AM CDT
(0)
i kill my babies in the shower
tikkshamur
September 16th, 2006
12:13:42 AM CDT
(0)
They squirm too much.
Kazuma
September 16th, 2006
12:17:08 AM CDT
(0)
And I have. And I will. And they won't be my kids!
SomeJerkV2
September 16th, 2006
1:12:06 AM CDT
(0)
I put that at the end of a college essay about violence in videogames and got an A.
Postaljester
September 16th, 2006
1:40:05 AM CDT
(0)
Bender owns
zippyjon
September 16th, 2006
3:36:03 AM CDT
(0)
*Sniff* makes me remember my childhood. Now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.
Gamertag
September 16th, 2006
8:24:07 AM CDT
(0)
this show is far better than the simpsons
NateVonSocks
September 16th, 2006
10:05:58 AM CDT
(0)
olioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolio
SausageKing
September 16th, 2006
10:11:08 AM CDT
(0)
Hell yeah I hit them! The fact they're not mine just makes it more fun!
WhereGiantsRoam
September 16th, 2006
11:06:48 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for absolute truth!
hallucinations
September 16th, 2006
12:12:50 PM CDT
(0)
5 FOR BENDER.
sup3r-m4rio
September 16th, 2006
12:21:59 PM CDT
(0)
5
tzsjynx
September 16th, 2006
12:28:11 PM CDT
(0)
haha
MidEastBeastL337
September 16th, 2006
12:35:09 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
nutnics
September 16th, 2006
2:00:47 PM CDT
(0)
remember me
Ge0d00d
September 16th, 2006
2:09:08 PM CDT
(0)
would of been nice.
RoLLiNG-JoN
September 16th, 2006
2:17:18 PM CDT
(0)
The internet is yours!
cooke
September 16th, 2006
3:36:11 PM CDT
(0)
I made this site 5 months ago, what's with all the sudden love?
Toilet
September 16th, 2006
4:02:39 PM CDT
(0)
I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane
unknownkadath
September 16th, 2006
6:25:11 PM CDT
(0)
Beaten by robot parents
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL
September 16th, 2006
7:21:57 PM CDT
(0)
CHILLOUT FAM. WHO U TO GIVE ADVICE SON. INTERNET IS FULL OF FREAKS. THAT AIN’T ON SH*TT IN PERSON
Adfest
September 16th, 2006
9:00:44 PM CDT
(0)
XD While I saw that coming, I still lol'd
vinwiesel
September 16th, 2006
9:33:39 PM CDT
(0)
thought it was ok, then I saw people taking it seriously and getting angry. that made it funnier!
NESchampion
September 16th, 2006
10:06:52 PM CDT
(0)
and hitting them
sexymofo
September 16th, 2006
10:44:42 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Eratticus
September 16th, 2006
11:17:24 PM CDT
(0)
2'd for no creativity.
secksymofo
September 17th, 2006
10:29:42 AM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
MarKSlamS
October 6th, 2006
9:53:27 PM CDT
(0)
FACT: When you pick up Gears of War November 12th, the voice you hear coming out of Marcus Fenix is the same voice that comes out of Bender.
Jedi11209
November 19th, 2006
12:09:50 AM CST
(0)
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ofnarcr
April 23rd, 2007
9:42:58 AM CDT
(0)
F*ckin amasing
n8phin
April 30th, 2007
12:40:43 AM CDT
(0)
He's right. You whites need to spank your children.
InvaderTAK
August 3rd, 2007
8:32:35 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, he is right. Sometimes you need to bust some ass.
Moonshadow101
April 13th, 2008
1:08:14 PM CDT
(1)
Wooo! Yeah, you all need to stop being pussies what with all your sissy "thinking" and just use the laziest possible method of discipline that the human mind can conceive.
BANSCHEE
April 29th, 2009
6:41:18 AM CDT
(0)
We're just so busy..... Then make time! Great advice that I learned the hard way growing up! +5