raise your hand if you cant take a joke
Created on: February 25th, 2006
raise your hand if you cant take a joke
toneztheone 
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damon
February 25th, 2006
12:07:59 AM CST
(0)
5'D FOR ABSOLUTE AND ULTIMATE TRUTH
infp
February 25th, 2006
12:08:30 AM CST
(0)
I lawl'd
cerberus
February 25th, 2006
12:08:58 AM CST
(0)
LOL!
davedevil16
February 25th, 2006
12:09:00 AM CST
(0)
hahahaha
SpaceWhale
February 25th, 2006
12:12:27 AM CST
(0)
FIVE
ShadowAngle
February 25th, 2006
12:21:30 AM CST
(0)
You win an internet!
Spotz
February 25th, 2006
12:27:14 AM CST
(0)
Awesome!
whytemyke
February 25th, 2006
12:34:00 AM CST
(0)
triumph for the 5
SocialDemocracy
February 25th, 2006
12:34:46 AM CST
(0)
Jesus christ, this guy is a blatant votehacker.
iptik
February 25th, 2006
12:35:29 AM CST
(0)
5'd. The absolute truth.
RollyLolly
February 25th, 2006
12:36:09 AM CST
(0)
gg
piisyourffriend
February 25th, 2006
12:44:15 AM CST
(0)
why would you hack less then 100 votes?
toneztheone
February 25th, 2006
12:48:06 AM CST
(0)
Why would I hack at all?
hitman7
February 25th, 2006
12:49:04 AM CST
(0)
"5'D FOR ABSOLUTE AND ULTIMATE TRUTH" Amen!
mmmmjournal
February 25th, 2006
12:50:31 AM CST
(0)
true true true true true.
Toilet
February 25th, 2006
12:50:43 AM CST
(0)
████████████████████████████████████&#9
lanedek
February 25th, 2006
12:51:30 AM CST
(0)
lol you win at life
syncan
February 25th, 2006
12:52:44 AM CST
(0)
This is absolutely great.
debilitas
February 25th, 2006
12:57:28 AM CST
(0)
simple and truthful.
WalterPeck
February 25th, 2006
1:02:45 AM CST
(0)
I keeeeeeeeeeeeed
islesfan3421
February 25th, 2006
1:06:25 AM CST
(0)
Allah will destroy you now.
tukne
February 25th, 2006
1:09:40 AM CST
(0)
Although this is funny, people will downvote this because it lacks effort.
Eclipse
February 25th, 2006
1:11:47 AM CST
(0)
hahaha i remember this song
syncan
February 25th, 2006
1:22:59 AM CST
(0)
I just wanted to return to this site to say that I love it long time.
Radant
February 25th, 2006
1:25:00 AM CST
(0)
5
Cydonia21
February 25th, 2006
1:32:47 AM CST
(0)
haha yeah those sand n****rs cant take a joke f*ck them
steakNcheese
February 25th, 2006
1:46:14 AM CST
(0)
YAYZORS!
NIN1337
February 25th, 2006
1:51:24 AM CST
(0)
i dont get it, therefore, 1'd
Comrade4386
February 25th, 2006
1:53:47 AM CST
(0)
Ofmgz teh Allahu Ackbar u must die n0w infid3lz.
thehyecircus
February 25th, 2006
1:58:51 AM CST
(0)
This. Is. Awesome.
musicman2059
February 25th, 2006
2:11:31 AM CST
(0)
WIN
kevin7676
February 25th, 2006
2:46:25 AM CST
(0)
what's there not to get
syndrome
February 25th, 2006
2:51:38 AM CST
(0)
awexome.
Adverb
February 25th, 2006
2:53:59 AM CST
(0)
Muslim hating is so 2001, but it's still clever
piisyourffriend
February 25th, 2006
2:57:45 AM CST
(0)
aparently people atren't keeping up with the news. that would be the only reson you wouldn't get it.
HatTruck
February 25th, 2006
2:59:47 AM CST
(0)
drawing the moe as we speak
Shanesan
February 25th, 2006
3:05:37 AM CST
(0)
Funny. I wonder when people will start complaining "o jezus dis is so old stop ytmnding dis sh*t"?
Vehemence666
February 25th, 2006
3:20:09 AM CST
(0)
It's SO true *cries at its factual superiority to all other facts*
IAMTHEHERO
February 25th, 2006
3:50:57 AM CST
(0)
lol pretty funny.
Takster
February 25th, 2006
4:02:29 AM CST
(0)
NIN1337 - you fail at life.
HardCheese
February 25th, 2006
4:19:04 AM CST
(0)
hey, there is funny on the front page. 5.
wonkmeister
February 25th, 2006
4:21:21 AM CST
(0)
just brilliant
phire
February 25th, 2006
4:21:25 AM CST
(0)
made me chuckle
bmcd10
February 25th, 2006
4:26:45 AM CST
(0)
God this is awesome.
unknownbuzz
February 25th, 2006
4:34:49 AM CST
(0)
WIN
VinnyWeapons
February 25th, 2006
4:34:54 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
BigVanVader
February 25th, 2006
4:38:29 AM CST
(0)
If a muslim loses his dick in a suicide bombing, does it grow back when he gets his virgins???
rachelo
February 25th, 2006
4:45:17 AM CST
(0)
Hilarious.
seanv
February 25th, 2006
4:55:41 AM CST
(0)
so true, so true.
grassleaf
February 25th, 2006
5:06:57 AM CST
(0)
Great comedy here.
Volbeat
February 25th, 2006
5:07:37 AM CST
(0)
5'D FOR ABSOLUTE AND ULTIMATE TRUTH
petrifiedcow
February 25th, 2006
5:12:11 AM CST
(0)
Simply awesome... they need: 1. Senses of humor. 2. Dentists. 3. Showers.
RexatorBirdo
February 25th, 2006
5:14:10 AM CST
(0)
f*ckin seriously. :|
syncan
February 25th, 2006
5:15:02 AM CST
(0)
Have I mentioned yet that I love this site?
TheMadMonkey
February 25th, 2006
5:42:18 AM CST
(0)
Exactly.
Newo
February 25th, 2006
5:48:30 AM CST
(0)
I dissagree petrifiedcow. #1.Some f*cking brains. And the rest will follow.
brambleburr
February 25th, 2006
5:53:12 AM CST
(0)
lol, true
brambleburr
February 25th, 2006
5:54:23 AM CST
(0)
2006-02-25 01:51:24 NIN1337 1 star i dont get it, therefore, 1'd LOL!!!!
Toxikator
February 25th, 2006
5:59:01 AM CST
(0)
How do people come on to YTMND and get upset about 9-11 jokes, but jokes about the Prophet are okay? it's hypocritical...1'd for that STUPID f*ckING DOG.
TheMadMonkey
February 25th, 2006
6:06:15 AM CST
(0)
9-11, 2000 or so people died in an act of hatred, someone drew mohamed, and somehow that's bad enough to burn property and call for 'death to everyone who offends them'. It's religious zealousy at it's finest.
veneficusperaqua
February 25th, 2006
6:48:28 AM CST
(0)
That screams pure ownage
lolufag
February 25th, 2006
6:58:30 AM CST
(0)
+4 for Triumph
Soggedge
February 25th, 2006
7:02:52 AM CST
(0)
AHHAHAHAHHAhAhahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAhAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DAMURDOC
February 25th, 2006
7:09:27 AM CST
(0)
win for triumph
NIN1337
February 25th, 2006
7:16:17 AM CST
(0)
*raises hand*
MasterSitsu
February 25th, 2006
7:27:10 AM CST
(0)
finally the Triumph song is actually funny.
zalb
February 25th, 2006
7:33:40 AM CST
(0)
I don't like YTMND's that bashes the muhammed thing but you make such a good point I just have to give you a 3.
RedFrog
February 25th, 2006
7:49:33 AM CST
(0)
Yeah, because 2000 dead and some barely offensive cartoons are the same thing.
spedmonger
February 25th, 2006
8:03:44 AM CST
(0)
5'd
RenegadeX
February 25th, 2006
8:40:36 AM CST
(0)
omg laff, go triumph
vinwiesel
February 25th, 2006
8:41:11 AM CST
(0)
I shouldnt give a 5 to a YTMND with no animation, but what the hell.
PvtJhon
February 25th, 2006
8:51:05 AM CST
(0)
Lol. The truth is funny.
eltunahemoto
February 25th, 2006
9:03:47 AM CST
(0)
YES!
Generalgm
February 25th, 2006
9:10:23 AM CST
(0)
lawl
Chav-Slayer
February 25th, 2006
9:11:41 AM CST
(0)
Heh.
Homepie
February 25th, 2006
9:19:59 AM CST
(0)
OH sh*t, NOW THE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU TOO
alchymi
February 25th, 2006
9:27:33 AM CST
(0)
toxicator: GO BACK TO f*ckIN SCHOOL. I think the cartoons are damn offensive, but they warrant a letter to the newspaper, not a flaming embassy. God you kids are stupid.
DaChazman
February 25th, 2006
9:41:14 AM CST
(0)
-1 because it's stolen from NG
rayofash
February 25th, 2006
9:48:03 AM CST
(0)
I dont get it.
JoeyRizzle
February 25th, 2006
9:50:39 AM CST
(0)
lol muslims
wddwmmandalore
February 25th, 2006
9:57:49 AM CST
(0)
lol if you dont get it read a news paper
JDawg40
February 25th, 2006
9:58:21 AM CST
(0)
orginal I love you.
RegBarc
February 25th, 2006
10:20:28 AM CST
(0)
I heart this.
whipone
February 25th, 2006
10:22:39 AM CST
(0)
So true.
InfallibleRoxi
February 25th, 2006
10:26:48 AM CST
(0)
FIVE!
the80schild
February 25th, 2006
10:39:05 AM CST
(0)
Oh please its not a joke. We want to eradicate them and their way of life. This is currently our public policy.
thisisegn
February 25th, 2006
10:43:59 AM CST
(0)
ok at best
Humphro
February 25th, 2006
10:47:35 AM CST
(0)
The anti muslim YTMND's a rollllling now.
GooperBlooper
February 25th, 2006
10:50:08 AM CST
(0)
XD
SirLemming
February 25th, 2006
10:50:11 AM CST
(0)
Funny. So those are YTMND voters or something, right? OH, Muslim extremists. Well I guess that works too.
Moonews
February 25th, 2006
10:59:41 AM CST
(0)
5'd for the awesome
templartau
February 25th, 2006
11:26:27 AM CST
(0)
5d for raypage.
Nightmaric
February 25th, 2006
11:30:35 AM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHASJHAHAHAHAPOOHAHAHAHAHAH
mcwblue
February 25th, 2006
11:30:57 AM CST
(0)
haha uber
menikmati789
February 25th, 2006
11:37:18 AM CST
(0)
MORE O DEM WACKY MUSLIMS AT
menikmati789
February 25th, 2006
11:38:25 AM CST
(0)
hiphop.ytmnd.com
Rellikmit
February 25th, 2006
11:40:20 AM CST
(0)
I only gave it a 4 because I hate Triumph.
gtorisu9se
February 25th, 2006
11:43:29 AM CST
(0)
lawl
Dux00rs
February 25th, 2006
11:49:11 AM CST
(0)
Sound makes 5
davidy
February 25th, 2006
11:53:33 AM CST
(0)
I KEED I KEED
CAvenger
February 25th, 2006
11:56:08 AM CST
(0)
Toxikator, go die in a f*cking car fire.
colossus86
February 25th, 2006
12:04:30 PM CST
(0)
DAMN RIGHT-f*cking low lives...BOMB THEM ALL AND MAKE IT A GIANT DISNEY WORLD RESORT
concerto
February 25th, 2006
12:05:01 PM CST
(0)
like it
LockandChain2
February 25th, 2006
12:05:55 PM CST
(0)
this took a lot of effort and thinking
thisisegn
February 25th, 2006
12:07:06 PM CST
(0)
seriously friends, you need to get yourself's educated
kerls
February 25th, 2006
12:17:26 PM CST
(0)
This ytmnd is great.... for me to POOP ON.
mrpibbs
February 25th, 2006
12:27:54 PM CST
(0)
when will it end?!?!
MunkyBallz
February 25th, 2006
12:31:39 PM CST
(0)
" i dont get it, therefore, 1'd" - Are you retarded? 5'd.
knightmare
February 25th, 2006
12:33:10 PM CST
(0)
haha very good 5*
unimportant
February 25th, 2006
12:33:35 PM CST
(0)
Controversy makes funny.
Tkreft1128
February 25th, 2006
12:38:56 PM CST
(0)
Lets go kill Kevin Smith for Dogma! All the cool nations are doing it!
evilinc
February 25th, 2006
12:55:46 PM CST
(0)
truth/5
WarszawaScream
February 25th, 2006
1:04:39 PM CST
(0)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Tatara
February 25th, 2006
1:05:31 PM CST
(0)
You win for excessive correctness.
smeltman
February 25th, 2006
1:30:07 PM CST
(0)
indeed, indeed
AfroJacks
February 25th, 2006
1:33:39 PM CST
(0)
True dat.
Luuuke
February 25th, 2006
1:34:02 PM CST
(0)
You win an Internte.
FecalMatter
February 25th, 2006
1:38:02 PM CST
(0)
HAHA
FishHammer
February 25th, 2006
2:17:01 PM CST
(0)
people who downvote this are either morons or just lonely douchebags who don't like ytmnd in general
NIN1337
February 25th, 2006
2:18:23 PM CST
(0)
still dont understand this
Fusion23
February 25th, 2006
2:23:25 PM CST
(0)
lol
FanDamPlus
February 25th, 2006
2:26:14 PM CST
(0)
If you can't understand this, you need to watch....Television in general, or go to any site on the internet. 5d for great funny.
Kijad
February 25th, 2006
2:26:50 PM CST
(0)
Hehehehe. Ownt.
jedireject
February 25th, 2006
2:30:42 PM CST
(0)
prophet ridiculed. it's what you get when you ask for a holy war. retards.
leb
February 25th, 2006
2:37:25 PM CST
(0)
lolzazlol
February 25th, 2006
2:38:58 PM CST
(0)
true
Will-The-Great
February 25th, 2006
2:40:51 PM CST
(0)
A good YTMND in the classic style. But only 3, because making fun of religious figures is HI-larious.
SirLemming
February 25th, 2006
2:49:02 PM CST
(0)
It'd be good if you put the site title as text.
burtreynolds
February 25th, 2006
2:58:01 PM CST
(0)
LOL
synackfin
February 25th, 2006
3:01:43 PM CST
(0)
n*gg* did not steal your bike
corporalcandour
February 25th, 2006
3:04:14 PM CST
(0)
█████████ lol █████████
greekgodii
February 25th, 2006
3:20:30 PM CST
(0)
haha
Fallout911
February 25th, 2006
3:21:02 PM CST
(0)
Mohammed was a f*g. 5 stars.
J-Triumf
February 25th, 2006
3:32:39 PM CST
(0)
Religious zealots suck, both there and here.
Pkmnrulz240
February 25th, 2006
3:47:46 PM CST
(0)
I LOVE the truth.
Angelyne
February 25th, 2006
3:48:25 PM CST
(0)
roffle
lowcast
February 25th, 2006
3:49:27 PM CST
(0)
lame
ptp8
February 25th, 2006
3:57:27 PM CST
(0)
The Truth!
kirkwood
February 25th, 2006
3:59:37 PM CST
(0)
LOL!!!
philippe
February 25th, 2006
4:04:04 PM CST
(0)
I LOL'D
funkwich
February 25th, 2006
4:12:32 PM CST
(0)
the title does it. this is fantastic!
muhaffad
February 25th, 2006
4:30:06 PM CST
(0)
Good satire! And whoever takes the cartoons offensive, READ THE f*ckING TITLE! THEY'RE JUST JOKES YOU f*ckING ZEALOTS! JOKES ABOUT A BUNCH OF B.S. MADE UP BY SOME DUMBASS TO ATTRACT FOLLOWERS! Just f*cking Get a CLUE!
RedFrog
February 25th, 2006
4:37:10 PM CST
(0)
Thisisegn wrote: "seriously friends, you need to get yourself's educated"... If this statement were written by an educated person, it would look like this: "Seriously, friends, you need to get yourselves educated."
Abel2
February 25th, 2006
4:57:23 PM CST
(0)
TRUTH BE TOLD!!!
Dugtrio17
February 25th, 2006
5:04:13 PM CST
(0)
5, the whining about those freaking comics was the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
Teknorat
February 25th, 2006
5:05:37 PM CST
(0)
Haha. =D
freedomfalcon
February 25th, 2006
5:07:45 PM CST
(0)
5 for hilarity
eviltcat
February 25th, 2006
5:12:29 PM CST
(0)
haha, so good!
T-No
February 25th, 2006
5:13:16 PM CST
(0)
I Keed = 5'd!
forty4
February 25th, 2006
5:55:02 PM CST
(0)
This YTMND is downright lol-full!!! :D
Git
February 25th, 2006
6:02:04 PM CST
(0)
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM
pyrobunny1337
February 25th, 2006
6:04:51 PM CST
(0)
lmfao
DuckingSwan
February 25th, 2006
6:10:48 PM CST
(0)
TCHBO
innociv
February 25th, 2006
6:13:27 PM CST
(0)
haha
tcnjers
February 25th, 2006
6:17:59 PM CST
(0)
Cleverly makes a statement without being tasteless or racist.
Marth
February 25th, 2006
6:20:17 PM CST
(0)
Truth
EcheloN
February 25th, 2006
6:31:20 PM CST
(0)
Spite a group that has no sense of humor = 5 in my book.
ucuknow
February 25th, 2006
6:44:39 PM CST
(0)
LOL 5
monki
February 25th, 2006
7:20:36 PM CST
(0)
f*ck them muslims, they are all a bunch of drama queens who need to leave this world. Lets send them bastards to mercury
Teh-Ravage
February 25th, 2006
7:32:40 PM CST
(0)
Doesn't the muslim world have enough to be mad at right now? Why waste gas on Danish flags? That stuff could be used for American Flags!
Wesyeed
February 25th, 2006
7:50:26 PM CST
(0)
LOLlipop, religion
nick8030
February 25th, 2006
7:51:09 PM CST
(0)
████████████████ ████████████████ ███&#9608
Jackfist
February 25th, 2006
7:51:45 PM CST
(0)
islam f*cking sucks my dick coated in pig fat and the blood of muslim girls 5'd
Jackfist
February 25th, 2006
7:53:18 PM CST
(0)
Mohammad was a pedophile.
seventy-one
February 25th, 2006
8:10:11 PM CST
(0)
^no he wasn't
TehFunksta
February 25th, 2006
8:33:38 PM CST
(0)
Genius.
MessedRocker
February 25th, 2006
8:39:38 PM CST
(0)
ahaha the title is the perfect antecedant for the picture
Sticky
February 25th, 2006
8:43:31 PM CST
(0)
"Jesus was a child molester, and his so-called virgin mother was a whore... What, you can't take a joke?" Really, that's the same level of what you're suggesting.
mrgotee
February 25th, 2006
9:09:02 PM CST
(0)
Wonderful!
ScrotalTuck
February 25th, 2006
9:26:19 PM CST
(0)
i f*cking love it!
Hellgun
February 25th, 2006
9:53:00 PM CST
(0)
LOL! Damn Muslims.
kinser
February 25th, 2006
10:00:02 PM CST
(0)
5 because it's honestly the truth. But not many crazy psycho religions can take a joke.
AySz88
February 25th, 2006
10:37:42 PM CST
(0)
Dude, the "cartoons" weren't meant as a joke. And old already.
im-funny
February 25th, 2006
10:40:56 PM CST
(0)
There's going to be a jihad on Max pretty soon. :(
XxBoGiTyxX
February 25th, 2006
11:02:05 PM CST
(0)
All these fives just show how informed the average ytmnder is about what's really going on. -___-
Kiron
February 25th, 2006
11:22:35 PM CST
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lol @ all the 1's and "i don't get it" Dont' vote if you don't understand it, it's genius, but if all u do is sit in front of a computer and dont' deal with real world issues, of course ur nto going to get it
Galthorus
February 25th, 2006
11:25:45 PM CST
(0)
Brilliant!
K7
February 26th, 2006
4:58:03 AM CST
(0)
It's a joke.
ProfGlitch
February 26th, 2006
12:11:45 PM CST
(0)
5 for truthery!
DanTheMan101
February 26th, 2006
7:18:26 PM CST
(0)
true
Mondale
February 27th, 2006
1:23:41 AM CST
(0)
5'd for truth
nobody
March 2nd, 2006
11:54:37 AM CST
(0)
nice use of triumph!
WAchu
March 6th, 2006
3:02:41 AM CST
(0)
5'd for free speech, even though those Mohammed cartoons weren't even funny :P
clayren
March 6th, 2006
9:41:59 PM CST
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"All these fives just show how informed the average ytmnder is about what's really going on. -___-" You mean like how muhammad married and had sex with a nine year old girl? Because it's true. "And knowing is half the battle!"
cactuarenigma
March 30th, 2006
12:46:34 AM CST
(0)
BirthSlop
June 28th, 2006
10:25:54 AM CDT
(0)
What do you call a room filled with some of the world's most intolerant people? A Mosque
JoshDude
June 30th, 2006
1:00:47 AM CDT
(0)
And I thought I was the only one with this album. great joke- I laughed, 5
DoctaMagickFingaz
June 30th, 2006
1:03:11 AM CDT
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5'd because you've got a fatwah coming and now your days are numbered... although it might be the downvoters who get you in the end.
ifreekmislfowt
July 3rd, 2006
8:36:24 AM CDT
(0)
Eternal truth + Triumph. You win, sir. Flawless victory.
swantz
July 12th, 2006
2:04:29 AM CDT
(0)
5 for truth.
The-Kikk0man
July 26th, 2006
6:47:31 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for truth.
The-Kikk0man
July 26th, 2006
6:49:46 PM CDT
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Although I have to say it is quite obvious why the Mid-east erupted in such anger over that picture of Mohammed. In the Middle East, something has to be accepted by the general populous to make it into the newspaper. They think that the entire western world thinks this way about thier culture because it made it into the newspaper.
st00pid-n00b
July 26th, 2006
7:01:49 PM CDT
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I KEED I KEED!!
saltydawgs
July 26th, 2006
7:21:56 PM CDT
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funny but lacks effort...JK
NotTheFunniest
July 27th, 2006
3:20:55 PM CDT
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The "I don't get it" comments crack me up. 5'd for exposing Americas concern for foreign affairs!
Scissorfight
August 10th, 2006
10:56:10 AM CDT
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Have you been fatwa'd yet?
uB187
August 12th, 2006
5:47:40 PM CDT
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Good idea + no effort = 3'd. if you like this, check out: ohwhereohwhere.ytmnd.com
Coleman
September 5th, 2006
6:18:00 PM CDT
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I didn't even listen to triumph, 5'd for the idea.
BTVagrant
September 18th, 2006
4:33:51 PM CDT
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I KEED YOU!!! I KEED YOU!!!!
Bohab
September 20th, 2006
6:15:35 PM CDT
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hey, could you make me a batch of your roffle waffles?