Retard Matrix
Created on: February 22nd, 2006
Retard Matrix
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DoTheDateRape
February 22nd, 2006
1:48:40 PM CST
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you just reconfirmed that no one on ytmnd has a soul.... u win ne ways
Jimdemon
February 22nd, 2006
1:52:22 PM CST
(0)
lol.
drjones56
February 22nd, 2006
1:53:12 PM CST
(0)
The difference between this guy and Keanu? ...the guy in the picture doesn't have sunglasseS?
wetsexyicons
February 22nd, 2006
8:35:29 PM CST
(0)
AMAZING!!! ID GIVE U 1,000 out of 5 MY DAD EVEN LOVES IT!!!
macc
February 23rd, 2006
12:34:49 AM CST
(0)
this is old
nossr50
February 23rd, 2006
12:39:25 AM CST
(0)
haha
moheevi
February 23rd, 2006
12:44:28 AM CST
(0)
People are capable of doing an awful lot when they have no choice and I had no choice. Courage is when you have choices.
Cinematic
February 23rd, 2006
12:46:20 AM CST
(0)
Inspiring.
Dipolio
February 23rd, 2006
12:46:32 AM CST
(0)
RUN #197 THE AGENTS ARE AFTER YOU!
dropthehammer
February 23rd, 2006
12:54:00 AM CST
(0)
see mine http://cartmanvsspecialolympicskid.ytmnd.com/
xenosmack
February 23rd, 2006
1:13:14 AM CST
(0)
That is priceless.
KefkaJ
February 23rd, 2006
1:41:59 AM CST
(0)
But.. this picture is as old as the Internet.
Minae
February 23rd, 2006
2:02:58 AM CST
(0)
horrible and awesome at the same time... horribly awesome?
lord-oppy
February 23rd, 2006
2:33:37 AM CST
(0)
I'd say he's a better actor than Keanu.
AhMotherland
February 23rd, 2006
2:56:31 AM CST
(0)
Haha, 5'd for giving retards a purpose in the world. Give him sunglasses though.
Teknorat
February 23rd, 2006
3:23:20 AM CST
(0)
-1 for old.
LocutusOfBorg
February 23rd, 2006
3:26:14 AM CST
(0)
Isn't that from somethingawful?
WTFNation
February 23rd, 2006
3:26:22 AM CST
(0)
You sir, lose. Nice image, but stolen from PhotoShop Phriday on Something awful.com
Azp2k32
February 23rd, 2006
3:32:14 AM CST
(0)
Haha! All of the sudden I want to watch teh Matrixez.
will1000
February 23rd, 2006
3:56:29 AM CST
(0)
lol! very funny!
AWal
February 23rd, 2006
4:05:10 AM CST
(0)
Anyone notice that the sign under the melons sign says NOOBS ?
daywalker966
February 23rd, 2006
4:12:29 AM CST
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You should change the 197 to "One", "001", etc since this is the matrix and the retard is "the One".
Econojon
February 23rd, 2006
4:15:57 AM CST
(0)
sooo true! 5'd!
Stellus
February 23rd, 2006
5:15:14 AM CST
(0)
Stolen from Something Awful
ShadowUser
February 23rd, 2006
5:35:17 AM CST
(0)
lol
Flaxon
February 23rd, 2006
5:41:30 AM CST
(0)
I don't care if it did come from something awful. People 'steal' from tv shows, movies, comics, etc all the f*cking time, and nobody b*tches. So stop doing it now. I give it a 4, since the pic is nothing new to me (and I saw it before I ever went to somet
sironyx
February 23rd, 2006
5:50:16 AM CST
(0)
I know kung fu. I know kung fu... YAAAAAAAYYYY
nobody
February 23rd, 2006
6:00:11 AM CST
(0)
I don't know why I found this so funny hahaha
CHTHON
February 23rd, 2006
6:14:33 AM CST
(0)
STOLEN FROM SOMETHING AWEFUL'S MATRIX PARODY PICTURE THREAD.
HardCheese
February 23rd, 2006
6:33:35 AM CST
(0)
"You mean I can dodge bullets?" ... "No."
brambleburr
February 23rd, 2006
6:36:59 AM CST
(0)
...stolen... but i'm no downvoter :P
Terjay
February 23rd, 2006
6:49:32 AM CST
(0)
Old as old can be
Minae
February 23rd, 2006
6:53:08 AM CST
(0)
yes! add some glasses on that foo and youre good to go!
maplejet
February 23rd, 2006
7:50:59 AM CST
(0)
2/5 because...these types of ytmnds need to be animated.
LinkinFate
February 23rd, 2006
8:26:42 AM CST
(0)
i laughed my *ss off , good day sir
MNC
February 23rd, 2006
8:36:57 AM CST
(0)
Stolen, and very old too.
gazm2k5
February 23rd, 2006
8:55:41 AM CST
(0)
lmao i feel like 4ing everything ive 5'd because theyre not as good as this
screamingninja
February 23rd, 2006
9:48:08 AM CST
(0)
this image is old as hell, pretty sure it was stolen from an old CG or PP on Something Awful.
Cryptic
February 23rd, 2006
9:54:38 AM CST
(0)
prepared to be downvoted like noneother
lawnchair
February 23rd, 2006
9:56:27 AM CST
(0)
lmao
griffinator
February 23rd, 2006
10:15:48 AM CST
(0)
I'm going to hell for smiling.
Wootsat
February 23rd, 2006
10:17:13 AM CST
(0)
it doesn't matter if its stolen as long as it hasn't been on this site. I haven't seen it and its f*ckin hilarious.
InfallibleRoxi
February 23rd, 2006
10:23:23 AM CST
(0)
I was just watching that movie O.o
naeon
February 23rd, 2006
10:30:08 AM CST
(0)
could someone please tell me what this song is? ive seen it on quadrillions of ytmnds but none have the song origin listed. help?
Solrosenberg666
February 23rd, 2006
10:38:40 AM CST
(0)
lofl
DeliExtra
February 23rd, 2006
10:52:19 AM CST
(0)
Juno Reactor - Mona Lisa Overdrive b00n.
mrtenk
February 23rd, 2006
10:59:17 AM CST
(0)
lol you are so evil. 5'd
Steben
February 23rd, 2006
11:09:43 AM CST
(0)
-2 for no sound/image origin
Blodwen
February 23rd, 2006
11:24:08 AM CST
(0)
old
the-bus
February 23rd, 2006
11:32:57 AM CST
(0)
Wow. Someone made something new out of this image. The sound seals it.
gatz
February 23rd, 2006
11:36:50 AM CST
(0)
even if you win the matrix still has you
Dux00rs
February 23rd, 2006
11:39:48 AM CST
(0)
you need to make it clear you didn't make the image
troop320
February 23rd, 2006
11:50:56 AM CST
(0)
i enjoyed it
whambamthankyoumaam
February 23rd, 2006
11:58:59 AM CST
(0)
just like the real matrix
FC
February 23rd, 2006
12:15:29 PM CST
(0)
So f*cking old.
swooperd
February 23rd, 2006
12:16:33 PM CST
(0)
Your drooling Mr Anderson
CrazyRay
February 23rd, 2006
12:17:14 PM CST
(0)
What's so special about this? Oh sh*t, I thought that was Keanu running from the agents...my mistake
Ultimacy
February 23rd, 2006
12:36:18 PM CST
(0)
Older than the internet.
PlayaWon
February 23rd, 2006
1:10:51 PM CST
(0)
-10 for being wronger than wrong. +15 for making me laugh hard in spite of it.
Swish
February 23rd, 2006
1:45:12 PM CST
(0)
oldest goddamn picture on the internet
Agent6259
February 23rd, 2006
1:48:14 PM CST
(0)
Free your mind... From what, the downs Morpheus?
SpaceWhale
February 23rd, 2006
1:48:23 PM CST
(0)
aahhahaha excellent
irgifted
February 23rd, 2006
1:50:42 PM CST
(0)
I give this a 3 because it's mean to retarded people, but not really, and also I'm not the type to give a sh*t about that type of thing, so that doesn't prevent a 5'ing, but the fact that it's old and stolen does. Made me laugh though. Kudos to the orig
Jesushobo
February 23rd, 2006
2:04:53 PM CST
(0)
Image is nothing new, enless your the first one to make a ytmnd about it, and the song is called "Mona Lisa Overdrive" by Juno Reactor. Its from the matrix soundtrack....obviously
drax
February 23rd, 2006
2:18:56 PM CST
(0)
I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this,,,
RedFrog
February 23rd, 2006
2:26:49 PM CST
(0)
Who cares if it's stolen? YTMND is a media toilet anyway.
Jet929
February 23rd, 2006
2:27:27 PM CST
(0)
HAHA reminds me of the race car picture with this kid lol
personguy111
February 23rd, 2006
2:36:34 PM CST
(0)
XDXDXD
sloppybitch
February 23rd, 2006
2:39:39 PM CST
(0)
the picture may be stolen and the music may be overdone... but this is still funny as all hell.
FiveMinutesAlone
February 23rd, 2006
2:47:34 PM CST
(0)
-3 for stealth
Geezy
February 23rd, 2006
2:50:30 PM CST
(0)
ROFL. win.
TehPeak
February 23rd, 2006
2:56:26 PM CST
(0)
1'd for failure to cite sources
mkomega
February 23rd, 2006
2:56:28 PM CST
(0)
5 for Retard :)
Twist96
February 23rd, 2006
2:57:34 PM CST
(0)
Image is old, but the sound makes this.
zkilla
February 23rd, 2006
3:00:03 PM CST
(0)
Ive probably seen this image a bunch of times before but the music makes it
corytheboyd
February 23rd, 2006
3:05:37 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHA! I luaghed for like 3 hours straight.
xatnys
February 23rd, 2006
3:08:55 PM CST
(0)
I love that kid.
Kijad
February 23rd, 2006
3:10:26 PM CST
(0)
Hahahaha. "You've got Downs." Makes me think of "Special Olympics" by Stephen Lynch.
NIN1337
February 23rd, 2006
3:13:59 PM CST
(0)
first of all, i gotta give u a 1 cuz that image is older than your lord and savior jesus christ. +1 cuz its funny. 2'd
forty4
February 23rd, 2006
3:21:11 PM CST
(0)
It's a race!
Kasdarack
February 23rd, 2006
3:32:04 PM CST
(0)
OMG so wrong... I don't wanna vote on it =P +5 for me not wanting to vote on it
WalmartBagger
February 23rd, 2006
3:34:26 PM CST
(0)
Old, Sorry.
Thracian
February 23rd, 2006
3:40:01 PM CST
(0)
haha
citrusponge
February 23rd, 2006
3:45:20 PM CST
(0)
the music could have saved... but it didn't :(
Mortimersnort
February 23rd, 2006
3:47:10 PM CST
(0)
ONE FOR MAKING FUN OF HANDICAPPED INDIVIDUALS, YOU f*gGOT.
Cruxis
February 23rd, 2006
3:50:09 PM CST
(0)
Sweet.
Fortnox
February 23rd, 2006
3:57:21 PM CST
(0)
+all my 5's for the Matrix refernce and Matrix music :D
Darth-l33t
February 23rd, 2006
3:58:49 PM CST
(0)
Not crediting SA/5
PoopMaster
February 23rd, 2006
4:03:00 PM CST
(0)
People with Down Syndrome scare me. They all look EXACTLY THE FREAKING SAME. T-T
Fenz4Ever
February 23rd, 2006
4:08:58 PM CST
(0)
ha ha dunno why but its a 5'er
jaysunli
February 23rd, 2006
4:14:12 PM CST
(0)
amazing
Vlaew
February 23rd, 2006
4:23:46 PM CST
(0)
old as crap.
NeoMatrixClt
February 23rd, 2006
4:26:25 PM CST
(0)
Whoa
lolitsmnkylzard
February 23rd, 2006
4:27:05 PM CST
(0)
You dumbass.
will1000
February 23rd, 2006
4:34:40 PM CST
(0)
There is no spoon...no wait, there he is
squirrelsgonewild
February 23rd, 2006
4:45:47 PM CST
(0)
STOL3D! But 3'd anyways...
dannyaq
February 23rd, 2006
4:50:26 PM CST
(0)
lol
TomatoCannon
February 23rd, 2006
4:56:59 PM CST
(0)
Sorry, but that picture is ancient.
CAPSLOCKON
February 23rd, 2006
4:58:08 PM CST
(0)
lmao
curtis-c-flush
February 23rd, 2006
5:09:46 PM CST
(0)
ooooooooooooooold image and hardly yours
debilitas
February 23rd, 2006
5:19:25 PM CST
(0)
Retard Matrix = redundant
Fusion23
February 23rd, 2006
5:38:30 PM CST
(0)
lol
OvA
February 23rd, 2006
5:45:13 PM CST
(0)
stealing from somethingawful = bad
KangarooKirby
February 23rd, 2006
5:45:50 PM CST
(0)
They should redo the movie with that kid.
furiousx
February 23rd, 2006
5:57:52 PM CST
(0)
It's all the funnier considering this kid is still smarter than Keanu
EternalDarkWing
February 23rd, 2006
6:01:05 PM CST
(0)
Ben Franklin saw this and said, "That's f*cking old."
Xwing2000
February 23rd, 2006
6:08:09 PM CST
(0)
classic
EcheloN
February 23rd, 2006
6:13:26 PM CST
(0)
Old, stolen, and the audio quality is too crappy to redeem this.
felixcostello
February 23rd, 2006
6:30:46 PM CST
(0)
poor photoshop as evident by the use of black/white filter...make it color and prove me wrong (if you DID make the image...get some citations.)
Newo
February 23rd, 2006
6:30:47 PM CST
(0)
Stolen, stolen, stolen, stolen and old.
Hazake
February 23rd, 2006
6:32:40 PM CST
(0)
It Feels Bad When I laugh....
elite-cshacker
February 23rd, 2006
6:37:54 PM CST
(0)
f*cking dumbass. thats the music from reloaded.
LocutusOfBorg
February 23rd, 2006
6:46:30 PM CST
(0)
I'm sorry, but shameless plug. http://neoretard.ytmnd.com/ MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? *weeps*
SassyRat
February 23rd, 2006
6:47:39 PM CST
(0)
haha... I love that kid
TigerPanzer
February 23rd, 2006
6:49:05 PM CST
(0)
Good Photo, great loop+song Retard Matrix FTW
Rakkasan240B
February 23rd, 2006
6:53:13 PM CST
(0)
wow, a webpic from '02
td1042k
February 23rd, 2006
7:00:29 PM CST
(0)
lame, and old as hell at that
KittenEater
February 23rd, 2006
7:06:55 PM CST
(0)
xd
KtuluCJ77
February 23rd, 2006
7:15:48 PM CST
(0)
lolfest
Ubermouser
February 23rd, 2006
7:17:47 PM CST
(0)
Laughing at the disabled, are we? Go pay for his surgery.
lordphobos
February 23rd, 2006
7:32:15 PM CST
(0)
this is the only ytmnd using the image of the mentally handicapped boy ive liked
pidgezero-one
February 23rd, 2006
8:02:07 PM CST
(0)
i wonder who that kid actually is
professortbr
February 23rd, 2006
8:02:16 PM CST
(0)
older than jebus, welcome to the nets
Voodoohater
February 23rd, 2006
8:13:57 PM CST
(0)
kinda funny but i really feel bad for the kid
Liton
February 23rd, 2006
8:24:13 PM CST
(0)
Funny, but i would prefer to have some motion. Great choice of sound, nice pic
J-Man
February 23rd, 2006
8:39:47 PM CST
(0)
Kittah4
February 23rd, 2006
8:46:59 PM CST
(0)
Uninteresting. If you made the hue greener it would at least have some matrixy charm.
Dullaware
February 23rd, 2006
8:51:04 PM CST
(0)
Even if it's old, it still isn't funny.
the80schild
February 23rd, 2006
9:01:48 PM CST
(0)
you cant just take an old pic and music from another ytmnd and expect a good rating...
Skorz
February 23rd, 2006
9:08:12 PM CST
(0)
lol
Spartacus87
February 23rd, 2006
9:10:08 PM CST
(0)
This picture is older than prostitution.
DrunkIrishMad
February 23rd, 2006
9:14:58 PM CST
(0)
I laughed.
moheevi
February 23rd, 2006
9:30:00 PM CST
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1)You remind me of the babe. 2)What babe? 1)The babe with the power. 2)What power? 1)The power of voodoo. 2)Who do? 1)You do. 2)Do what? 1)Remind me of the babe!
shawnhart
February 23rd, 2006
9:35:42 PM CST
(0)
you win
vyryn
February 23rd, 2006
9:39:11 PM CST
(0)
older than internets
mrpibbs
February 23rd, 2006
9:41:15 PM CST
(0)
that's sad, you mother f*cker. You have no soul. Either way it's just not funny.
PoisonedAl
February 23rd, 2006
9:58:54 PM CST
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Juno Reactor was the ONLY thing good about the later Matrix films
MuhFuggin
February 23rd, 2006
10:03:00 PM CST
(0)
Older than the f*cking Internet.
MapMan
February 23rd, 2006
10:06:25 PM CST
(0)
5 for that flying guy in background(I mean the agent, he's not touch the ground). lol.
Wesyeed
February 23rd, 2006
10:14:25 PM CST
(0)
Don't listen to downvoter buttbrains. God envies you.
skatevans99
February 23rd, 2006
10:52:04 PM CST
(0)
hahaha, man i wish i didnt have to laugh at this
a-thing
February 23rd, 2006
11:02:59 PM CST
(0)
Wtf?
mrtenk
February 23rd, 2006
11:46:51 PM CST
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cmon people admit it its a good YTMND. they're not offending the disabled kid in any way. Im pretty sure he would laugh too lol i mean cmon its funny.
syphon114
February 28th, 2006
3:10:37 PM CST
(0)
AHAHHAHAHA you f*cking win!!!!
cinatyte
March 3rd, 2006
1:42:25 AM CST
(0)
downvoters beware.
AteTrack
April 21st, 2006
12:44:00 PM CDT
(0)
lol 5'd
roq
August 29th, 2006
12:31:58 PM CDT
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He saw the icecream truck.