The 5000 are Saved By Jesus
Created on: February 21st, 2006
The 5000 are Saved By Jesus
Long before Macgyver, there was Jesus - Part 2 - Jesus feeds the 5000 (John 6:5-14). Sequel to watertowine.ytmnd.com. Credit to Crushed for the suggestion. :-)

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.34) 2,095 93 323

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
0 0 0 0 70,140

Inbound links:

views url
162 http://t.co/Veok57cBH8
44 https://www.bing.com
30 http://www.facebook.com/
21 https://www.foxweber.com
16 http://t.co/J7j4vksHRr

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
<< 1 2 >>
February 28th, 2006
(0)
True leety. Should read "over 200 years ago" not "Nearly" though.
March 1st, 2006
(0)
Lol, something diff.
March 2nd, 2006
(0)
This is really great. I can't imagine how it managed to fall off the top page.
March 2nd, 2006
(0)
wonderful creative ending, i laughed, i cried, it was beautiful
March 18th, 2006
(0)
lol
March 19th, 2006
(0)
It was really Macgyver...I saw him in the corner!!
April 1st, 2006
(0)
5'd for macgyver's gratuitous guest appearance
April 9th, 2006
(0)
made of win
April 13th, 2006
(0)
too long - not really funny
April 13th, 2006
(0)
I SEE SECRET MACGYVER! lol, great one :D
May 18th, 2006
(0)
righteous
May 19th, 2006
(0)
Smiley faces!
May 27th, 2006
(0)
My bad opinion on Abrahamic religions does not prevent me from giving credit where it's due. VERY creative!
May 28th, 2006
(0)
macgyver + Jesus fir the win
June 4th, 2006
(0)
JESUS FTW! Best telling of that story EVER!
June 5th, 2006
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
(0)
Lol @ Macgyver
June 26th, 2006
(0)
He's Jesus, lol
June 30th, 2006
(0)
Hes Jesus LOL for the win
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
I'm Jesus too, lol.
July 5th, 2006
(0)
-4 for another Jesus site. jk I'm no downvoter.
July 7th, 2006
(0)
+5 for faith!
July 9th, 2006
(0)
I'm no downvoter
July 10th, 2006
(0)
Jesus, lol.
July 12th, 2006
(0)
yes
July 21st, 2006
(0)
jesus, lol
July 21st, 2006
(0)
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
July 21st, 2006
(0)
JESUS 5000
July 21st, 2006
(0)
hooray for you and jesus. live well and i hope you two have a happy marriage
July 24th, 2006
(0)
4'd for jesus
July 29th, 2006
(0)
Very clever
July 30th, 2006
(0)
I am not Christian, but that was a funny version of the story.
July 31st, 2006
(0)
macgyver
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
Only three because i think it would be much funnier (and match with the fad) when Jesus would ask MayGyver for help.
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
This may just be the best YTMND ever created.
August 5th, 2006
(0)
I don't think he was making fun of Jesus noob...
August 7th, 2006
(0)
amen!
August 7th, 2006
(0)
wow. this is actually really f*cking funny!
August 11th, 2006
(0)
This is the best Jesus, lol YTMND. You win, good day sir.
August 12th, 2006
(0)
best ytmnd ever.
August 13th, 2006
(0)
;-)
August 13th, 2006
(0)
Hidden Macgyver head FTW!
August 16th, 2006
(0)
spectac.
August 21st, 2006
(0)
How come Jesus stopped feeding starving people? That was awesome.
August 25th, 2006
(0)
Jesus is no downvoter.
August 27th, 2006
(0)
5 for accuracy
August 30th, 2006
(0)
This DESERVES a 5!
September 4th, 2006
(0)
+5 for using macgyver and jesus in the same ytmnd. haha :)
September 9th, 2006
(0)
"I'm Jesus, lol" 4 lyfe
September 11th, 2006
(0)
Jesus is my homeboy
September 14th, 2006
(0)
Crazy
September 14th, 2006
(-3)
wtf...jesus is gay compared to mcgyver...
September 22nd, 2006
(0)
5 for macgyver head
October 3rd, 2006
(0)
5'd for the "JK, I'm not downvoter!"
October 5th, 2006
(0)
I love those, much better than whetstone's propaganda crap.
November 16th, 2006
(0)
for the record...they used shekels, not shillings
December 22nd, 2006
(-2)
jesus is a c*nt
January 11th, 2007
(0)
Finally fav'd.
February 20th, 2007
(1)
He's Jesus, lol
March 12th, 2007
(0)
the macgyver theme makes it all
(0)
Nice!
July 16th, 2007
(0)
good merge, creative + jesus rules
July 27th, 2007
(0)
sacrilege has never made me laugh so hard or feel so content with hell. +5 for staying true to Jesus' character.
October 20th, 2007
(0)
;-)
December 9th, 2007
(0)
So good in so many ways.
April 11th, 2008
(0)
+3 for the stars in the conversation, +2 for the kid beating Jesus to the catchphrase.
October 10th, 2008
(0)
omg secret macguyver
October 12th, 2008
(0)
look on bottom left when the woman says "how'd you do it?", and there is macgyvur
February 10th, 2009
(0)
best use of animated text bubbles ive ever see. im je- -hes jesus, lol holy s h i ty
February 18th, 2009
(0)
I love the benevolent wink
May 26th, 2010
(-1)
I like the way how there's a tone that makes this appeal to atheists, but doesn't completely poo-poo on Jesus.
April 6th, 2012
(0)
this, not church, is my number one stop every good Friday
<< 1 2 >>