Captain, they are now locking LASERS on us.
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Captain, they are now locking LASERS on us.

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YMTND
February 16th, 2006
11:03:34 PM CST
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That's pretty damn funny
RuBBa-cHiKiN
February 17th, 2006
12:03:12 AM CST
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Lasers?
Virty
February 17th, 2006
12:06:11 AM CST
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Lasers? Is that from a blooper or am I missing soemthing?
innocentbystander
February 17th, 2006
12:06:23 AM CST
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Are the guys who needed things, things to make them go?
felixcostello
February 17th, 2006
12:08:00 AM CST
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lol google tells me joe piscopo was in this episode. that makes this even more absurd.
sabremau
February 17th, 2006
12:10:32 AM CST
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Laaaysers!
Neuronin
February 17th, 2006
12:11:13 AM CST
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It was a time before lasers.
RedFrog
February 17th, 2006
12:11:20 AM CST
(0)
Heh.
Lima
February 17th, 2006
12:14:15 AM CST
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lol, lasers
Nollen
February 17th, 2006
12:17:03 AM CST
(0)
LOL i love this. Good work.
XDestruction
February 17th, 2006
12:24:24 AM CST
(-1)
It was probably meant to say phaser?
Polaczek
February 17th, 2006
12:31:31 AM CST
(1)
I watched this not to long ago, it is lasers, and he is stunned because lasers to the riker is old school technology, cause they have plasma sh*t and photon crap
JustinWhite
February 17th, 2006
1:14:17 AM CST
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TNG is the greatest show ever.
JustinWhite
February 17th, 2006
1:15:21 AM CST
(0)
www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/okona/ Read about the episode there.
ColdStone
February 17th, 2006
1:28:57 AM CST
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Lasers!?
thehyecircus
February 17th, 2006
1:32:25 AM CST
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That was a good episode. Space Rouges who enjoy sex.
o0Ender0o
February 17th, 2006
1:32:28 AM CST
(0)
gotta love classic-style funnies!
vellox
February 17th, 2006
1:44:28 AM CST
(0)
what's next, cobalt-fusion cannons?! lol
Adino
February 17th, 2006
2:37:04 AM CST
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WTF Lasers? OMGNOOBSPWNT
UndeadFred
February 17th, 2006
3:01:21 AM CST
(0)
I keep picturing him doing the little quote marks gesture with his fingers while saying "lasers."
VinnyWeapons
February 17th, 2006
3:08:55 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
someguyhere
February 17th, 2006
3:17:43 AM CST
(1)
This YTMND is a Star Wars/Star Trek debator's wet dream
csartanis
February 17th, 2006
4:10:31 AM CST
(0)
lasers!
smoothmedia
February 17th, 2006
4:13:59 AM CST
(0)
This is the episode with the intergalactic ladies man who impregnates women on multiple planets! 5'd
Secretpmg
February 17th, 2006
4:20:33 AM CST
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LLAASSEERRSS
nilnar
February 17th, 2006
5:10:39 AM CST
(0)
lasers?
Paulunga
February 17th, 2006
5:23:01 AM CST
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I'm guessing you got a be Star Trek fan to get this? But I always thought they use phasers in ST, whatever the difference is. I'm not even sure wether something called phaser exists in RL.
WAchu
February 17th, 2006
5:39:10 AM CST
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Lasers... stunning.
enemy33
February 17th, 2006
6:02:25 AM CST
(0)
I hope they don't decide to surrender
Apocalyps
February 17th, 2006
6:23:45 AM CST
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''The funny from this comes from if a dude in a row boat tried to attack a modern'' THE DUTCH DID THAT AND WON IN THE WAR ON BRITAN! THAY SANK MY BATTALSHIP! battle ship with a sling.
TetrisAnarchist
February 17th, 2006
6:35:25 AM CST
(0)
Lasers = pwnt
Burlz
February 17th, 2006
6:37:58 AM CST
(0)
There aren't many ytmnd's that properly make me laugh but this did :D 5!
enemy33
February 17th, 2006
6:59:25 AM CST
(0)
The internet was built on star trek and pron
laserx
February 17th, 2006
7:04:18 AM CST
(0)
Lasers... wtf is lasers?
money-hat
February 17th, 2006
7:07:27 AM CST
(0)
Lasers = NO GOOD
simio13
February 17th, 2006
7:16:47 AM CST
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LOL I watched this episode on tv yesterday, there was a neat shot that I missed where picard gets close to the camera really fast, but my composite was off : /
gildedone
February 17th, 2006
7:27:18 AM CST
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What's lasers precious, what's lasers eh?
SilverDerstin
February 17th, 2006
7:45:48 AM CST
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All it's missing is the part where Picard says it can't get through the deflector field.
J-Man
February 17th, 2006
7:47:06 AM CST
(0)
Classic owns.
Olpus
February 17th, 2006
8:28:37 AM CST
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I think lasers pwns phasers and other fictious crap. Laser for president!
Hellwolf36
February 17th, 2006
8:35:35 AM CST
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I feel so safe on the enterprise
beige
February 17th, 2006
8:56:14 AM CST
(0)
Lasers?
Kiernos
February 17th, 2006
8:56:38 AM CST
(0)
lol such a good episode.
fortehlose
February 17th, 2006
9:06:15 AM CST
(0)
lol lasers nub
grassleaf
February 17th, 2006
9:08:55 AM CST
(0)
Why aren't they shooting bees?
Jor-el
February 17th, 2006
9:10:48 AM CST
(0)
Lasers? O Rly?
surfinbrant
February 17th, 2006
9:19:56 AM CST
(0)
This doesn't strike me as particularly funny.
Icachowda
February 17th, 2006
9:24:48 AM CST
(0)
LASERS?
parasonic
February 17th, 2006
9:27:19 AM CST
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Wow.
enemabandit
February 17th, 2006
9:28:36 AM CST
(0)
LAY-zerz?
mrexican
February 17th, 2006
9:52:42 AM CST
(0)
...lasers?
Madazo
February 17th, 2006
10:00:21 AM CST
(0)
Lazers?
Hellgun
February 17th, 2006
10:13:44 AM CST
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Not much here. it gets boring after awhile.
lizardman
February 17th, 2006
10:41:44 AM CST
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This YTMND is so lame that it's actually becomes funny.
interquel
February 17th, 2006
10:52:18 AM CST
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Haha, I love that episode.
koios
February 17th, 2006
11:25:20 AM CST
(0)
Great episode.
Akadjjoel
February 17th, 2006
11:43:47 AM CST
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hehe lasers
HUHDENcuh
February 17th, 2006
11:46:39 AM CST
(0)
u guys are weirdos
SirLemming
February 17th, 2006
11:47:55 AM CST
(0)
LOL. Why does Worf sound so gay there?
KangarooKirby
February 17th, 2006
11:51:19 AM CST
(0)
Ummm... I don't get it.
CrookedEdge
February 17th, 2006
12:07:46 PM CST
(0)
lasers? oh noes!!1
Mohrdikai
February 17th, 2006
12:18:18 PM CST
(0)
Yeah, it's funny in a geeky way, but a top 15 ytmnd way? Needs more.
craig466
February 17th, 2006
12:39:27 PM CST
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HAHA Its good to see that I am not the only one to find this hillarious
vyryn
February 17th, 2006
1:05:58 PM CST
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Laaasers?!
lolzazlol
February 17th, 2006
1:10:42 PM CST
(0)
LOL LSER
SirLemming
February 17th, 2006
1:11:52 PM CST
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Why geeky? It's just a funny-sounding quote. Classic YTMND material.
Carltheshivan
February 17th, 2006
1:23:40 PM CST
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Lasers. Laser? Lasers.
Handshakes
February 17th, 2006
1:36:37 PM CST
(0)
LOL'd
Handshakes
February 17th, 2006
1:37:38 PM CST
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btw they are saying "Lasers?" because lasers are way outdated tech compared to phasers.
infinityDUCK
February 17th, 2006
1:39:14 PM CST
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The Enterprise responds by locking missiles! soi soi soi soi soi
projectswift
February 17th, 2006
1:55:05 PM CST
(0)
star trek -5
zomgcrim
February 17th, 2006
1:56:28 PM CST
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Lasers are light weaponry. Phasers are particle weaponry. Lasers vs Phasers is like a bow vs a magnum. Add the extra audio, its great/
Deldrach
February 17th, 2006
2:03:17 PM CST
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Mix this with sharks w/laser beams and it will be a total win
PlayaWon
February 17th, 2006
2:10:11 PM CST
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hooray for explanatory comments!
brdude
February 17th, 2006
2:13:18 PM CST
(0)
season 2 lol pulaski
FC
February 17th, 2006
2:41:32 PM CST
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This is like my favorite YTMND ever.
WarszawaScream
February 17th, 2006
2:43:01 PM CST
(0)
OMGWTF LASERS LOL PEW PEW
JaZm0n
February 17th, 2006
2:47:28 PM CST
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ok I didn't get it at first (haven't seen TNG in years). But after reading this thread I get it
MacGyver0
February 17th, 2006
3:02:03 PM CST
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star trek: TNG = 5'd
VertebreakerXJS
February 17th, 2006
3:11:55 PM CST
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Laff @ picards face.
gtorisu9se
February 17th, 2006
3:27:35 PM CST
(0)
lol captain picard doesnt know lasers =D
ufotofu
February 17th, 2006
3:44:58 PM CST
(0)
LOL Best Star Trek YTMND yet.
cyborg99
February 17th, 2006
3:50:27 PM CST
(0)
This made me smile
Philkensebben
February 17th, 2006
3:52:08 PM CST
(0)
OH NOES!!
eviltcat
February 17th, 2006
4:17:18 PM CST
(0)
Ahhh man, TNG is great. This YTMND is great.
redmenace
February 17th, 2006
4:24:33 PM CST
(0)
lol i remember that one, that was a wtf moment
TheOneWingedAngel
February 17th, 2006
4:32:25 PM CST
(0)
I dont get it but....NG NG NG NG NG NG NG NG NG!
felixcostello
February 17th, 2006
4:49:25 PM CST
(0)
upping to five for all these great comments. WINNING EVEN MORE NOW
foudarthbob
February 17th, 2006
5:08:50 PM CST
(0)
WEIRD
ManuelHung
February 17th, 2006
5:14:39 PM CST
(0)
lasers?
EtherealHyperion
February 17th, 2006
5:16:42 PM CST
(0)
That episode was good. "Lasers?!"
ilikedogs
February 17th, 2006
5:26:57 PM CST
(0)
WHAT THE FVCK IS THIS sh*t? FUVK STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mech
February 17th, 2006
5:38:08 PM CST
(0)
Love it.
akijikan
February 17th, 2006
5:40:44 PM CST
(0)
lol...reminds me of Brian Regan's "how's that BABY doin'?"
mkomega
February 17th, 2006
6:07:06 PM CST
(0)
5
cdx
February 17th, 2006
6:18:50 PM CST
(0)
LAAAYzers.
s0ss
February 17th, 2006
6:25:31 PM CST
(0)
OH NOES@
Kasanova
February 17th, 2006
6:31:54 PM CST
(0)
Maybe they are using hax
Bill--Bisco
February 17th, 2006
6:34:55 PM CST
(0)
Oh Snap!
Hybr1d
February 17th, 2006
7:06:53 PM CST
(0)
f*gs
WeHeartKatamari
February 17th, 2006
7:22:57 PM CST
(0)
O RLY?
Askir28
February 17th, 2006
7:23:20 PM CST
(0)
Thats great LOL
Geise
February 17th, 2006
8:19:21 PM CST
(0)
ARM THE LASER!!!
Warcraft
February 17th, 2006
8:21:25 PM CST
(0)
O RLY?!?
Warcraft
February 17th, 2006
8:22:44 PM CST
(0)
Damn, beaten to it.
CoryFirestorm
February 17th, 2006
8:38:32 PM CST
(0)
lol Lasers.
AKismet
February 17th, 2006
8:44:10 PM CST
(0)
Lasers? O RLY?
sabremau
February 17th, 2006
8:55:42 PM CST
(0)
"Captain, they are now locking the Alan Parsons Project on us."
arosenb481
February 17th, 2006
9:00:06 PM CST
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And this is the reason why the Star Wars / Star Trek battles are silly.. because they use Lasers in Star Wars.
FunGovenor
February 17th, 2006
9:30:09 PM CST
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Thats f*ckin funny.. just let it run in the background...all day long lol
gunhaver
February 17th, 2006
10:21:29 PM CST
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lasers
vigilante4x
February 17th, 2006
10:23:12 PM CST
(0)
Lasers?
mmmmjournal
February 17th, 2006
10:35:06 PM CST
(0)
Just ask Dr. Evil. He has these so-called "Lasers."
jman1000
February 17th, 2006
10:47:34 PM CST
(0)
Hee hee, this makes me laugh like a giddy schoolgirl. Lasers?! I'd 10 this if I could.
thavi
February 17th, 2006
11:27:50 PM CST
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i fail to see how this is in any way funny.
MCurley
February 17th, 2006
11:33:08 PM CST
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I don't understand why this is funny, I mean they obviously don't need to know what lasers are, what is it the future or something? Please.
IceBeam
February 18th, 2006
12:03:43 AM CST
(0)
...lasers?
koios
February 18th, 2006
12:08:52 AM CST
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Another 5 to negate the 1-starring fools who are too young to appreciate TNG. ;)
rykar174
February 20th, 2006
7:38:27 PM CST
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I'm locking 5 stars on this site
relam13
February 25th, 2006
8:55:25 AM CST
(0)
http://grcontestrules.ytmnd.com/
MCurley
February 25th, 2006
3:34:28 PM CST
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fixed
tehpogo
March 30th, 2006
6:42:50 AM CST
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LAAAYYYSURS? I'm getting the feeling from the comments that since I don't watch Star Trek there's something insanely funny I'm missing here. I'm just marking this for the hilarious emphasis on LAYSURS!
brine
March 31st, 2006
10:34:29 PM CST
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For all the non-TGN geeks: In the Star Trek world lasers are kinda thought of as a mediocre weapon in comparison to their photon stuff. That's why they have that "wtf noob" expression in their voices.
money-hat
July 7th, 2006
8:22:14 AM CDT
(1)
The great thing about "Worthwhile YTMNDs" is that you re-find sites you 5ed a while ago, but forgot about. This is one of those sites.
Chomper
July 8th, 2006
7:09:42 PM CDT
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...lasers?
Moncur
July 8th, 2006
9:31:43 PM CDT
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DoctorWho
July 10th, 2006
11:31:59 PM CDT
(0)
Lasers?
Rhombus
July 24th, 2006
11:44:09 AM CDT
(0)
lol comment
TLM0001
September 2nd, 2006
7:50:00 AM CDT
(0)
YodaMoFo
October 29th, 2006
12:03:47 AM CDT
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whats a laser? is that what we had right after we invented the wheel, or was it before the steam engine?
DeaconRage
March 24th, 2007
1:53:25 AM CDT
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there saying "lasers?" because lasers in the star trek universe is like throwing rocks. its not powerful enough to do anything. which is why if there was star trek vs starwars, starwars woudl loose on the lasers. although the ion cannons and concussion torpedoes would do alot. maybe the proton torpedoes to. although the photon the enterprise has would f*ck alot of sh*t up.
kameradwaffel
March 1st, 2008
5:24:03 AM CST
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LASRES?