The Creation Story (Updated!)
Created on: February 3rd, 2006
The Creation Story (Updated!)
Zara 
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The creation story, told from the eyes of a gamer. Note: I'll probably update it with new scenes later, so stay posted! *UPDATE* - Added the rest of the story and fixed any typos I saw.
Various Mario Sprites w/ editing
Hans Zimmer - Crimson Tide Main Theme

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Macekau
February 3rd, 2006
11:08:34 PM CST
(0)
Brilliance, my friend. Sheer brilliance.
Nes
February 3rd, 2006
11:08:44 PM CST
(0)
FATNORRIS.YTMND.COM || Thanks for the laugh Zara...I really enjoyed it :D
silic0nsilence
February 3rd, 2006
11:08:47 PM CST
(0)
nice.
drjones56
February 3rd, 2006
11:10:44 PM CST
(0)
I love it! Nes: please go eat sh*t and die.
JoeStunna
February 3rd, 2006
11:11:31 PM CST
(0)
slimpeppers.ytmnd.com | Awesome, Makes me want to read the Bible...or play Super Mario Bros.
Kyera
February 3rd, 2006
11:34:47 PM CST
(0)
I was thinking the seventh day could simply be the level start w/ Luigi :p
InsaneBomber
February 3rd, 2006
11:34:52 PM CST
(0)
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
XX
February 3rd, 2006
11:37:52 PM CST
(0)
God wanted to creat the world in 10 days...Chuck Norris only gave him 6
Steben
February 3rd, 2006
11:48:16 PM CST
(0)
This is like a religious experience right here.
mmmmjournal
February 3rd, 2006
11:51:03 PM CST
(0)
Funny cause it's sacrilege. Somebody needs to do NES Darwinism.
OmniIcyshelf
February 3rd, 2006
11:53:16 PM CST
(0)
It's not a another "Jesus, lol" YTMND. Thank you. Thank you very much for this.
OmniIcyshelf
February 3rd, 2006
11:54:29 PM CST
(0)
It's not really sacrilege unless you really choose to make the connection. This is a visual aid for people like us.
bbeaird
February 3rd, 2006
11:58:03 PM CST
(0)
Perfect.
Trotsky
February 3rd, 2006
11:58:22 PM CST
(0)
Then Trotsky saw that it was good
DrNecromancer
February 3rd, 2006
11:58:34 PM CST
(0)
very arousing
HighonPsi
February 3rd, 2006
11:58:58 PM CST
(0)
im still confused about the fin thing i keep seeing everywhere-what does it mean?
xscarletstains
February 3rd, 2006
11:59:06 PM CST
(0)
HAIL SATAN!
ajamison
February 4th, 2006
12:00:30 AM CST
(0)
Totally 5'd. So good.
theslex
February 4th, 2006
12:01:12 AM CST
(0)
Excellent
knev123
February 4th, 2006
12:01:37 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful, simply beautiful. When can we expect other stories from genesis?
Phantazmo
February 4th, 2006
12:01:54 AM CST
(0)
don't like the music, but it's funny.
Macekau
February 4th, 2006
12:04:07 AM CST
(0)
HighonPsi, "fin" is french for "end".
Oleander
February 4th, 2006
12:05:09 AM CST
(0)
original
NeoMatrixClt
February 4th, 2006
12:05:27 AM CST
(0)
Bowser as the serpent?
maximinimum
February 4th, 2006
12:06:28 AM CST
(0)
Wooooooooot. That was awesome.
Squirreld00d-DP
February 4th, 2006
12:07:03 AM CST
(0)
You made a typo on "Hem". :P
the7th-number
February 4th, 2006
12:08:54 AM CST
(0)
i like it.
Madmanishere
February 4th, 2006
12:11:11 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful...
SpaceDolphin
February 4th, 2006
12:12:22 AM CST
(0)
phew, I was afraid this would be another black and white text-a-thon
Madmanishere
February 4th, 2006
12:13:54 AM CST
(0)
Blastrax
February 4th, 2006
12:14:08 AM CST
(0)
here's a couple suggestions. in SMB, they actually have birds...dunno if you want to use them, or stick with paratroopers. Also, it would be badass if you put Daisy in there as lilith (look it up)
Abel2
February 4th, 2006
12:16:47 AM CST
(0)
5'd for han zimmer
waluigi14
February 4th, 2006
12:18:33 AM CST
(0)
The sun at the start gets you the five!
zomglolwtfzor
February 4th, 2006
12:18:34 AM CST
(0)
5 for not being retarded LOL CHUCK NORRIS crap
blackcat13
February 4th, 2006
12:19:26 AM CST
(0)
YTMND's like this are why I keep coming back. The 1% on this site that makes it so good.
skatevans99
February 4th, 2006
12:22:47 AM CST
(0)
now do noah's ark
St00pidman
February 4th, 2006
12:24:02 AM CST
(0)
Hellz yeah! Mario FTW!
Geezy
February 4th, 2006
12:27:25 AM CST
(0)
nice work.
duckYe
February 4th, 2006
12:29:03 AM CST
(0)
well its original but not really funny..
AmsJendob
February 4th, 2006
12:31:44 AM CST
(0)
Zara, mein freund, you are God himself.
Azure
February 4th, 2006
12:32:06 AM CST
(0)
The bible is cool when seen through Mario's world.
gringe
February 4th, 2006
12:37:58 AM CST
(0)
Nice music and quality work, but it's not really that funny...
Palooky
February 4th, 2006
12:41:59 AM CST
(0)
YaY
Cold-Prophecy
February 4th, 2006
12:59:39 AM CST
(0)
Absolutely awesome.
newblewaffer
February 4th, 2006
1:05:13 AM CST
(0)
lolz
pwn3d
February 4th, 2006
1:08:48 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful.
pwn3d
February 4th, 2006
1:09:59 AM CST
(0)
I'd like to see this made into a series.
Patashu
February 4th, 2006
1:13:05 AM CST
(0)
We demand a 'Garden of Eden' sequel, nowz.
Umaycallusq
February 4th, 2006
1:13:29 AM CST
(0)
that was really f*cking good.
Ferias40knut
February 4th, 2006
1:14:10 AM CST
(0)
Great effects and awesome music. 5d for you friend.
Troak
February 4th, 2006
1:14:19 AM CST
(0)
wow
e946
February 4th, 2006
1:14:44 AM CST
(0)
Awesome.
pyrobunny1337
February 4th, 2006
1:16:09 AM CST
(0)
...i love this.
SinisterCinnamon
February 4th, 2006
1:16:41 AM CST
(0)
The Internet's over. Zara won.
Ninbear
February 4th, 2006
1:28:07 AM CST
(0)
I'm athiest and don't believe in that lie they call religion, but this was pretty well done. Music was nice, too. Plus, it's NES Mario :D
AmonPaaradul
February 4th, 2006
1:29:17 AM CST
(0)
"Fin" is French for "End" and has been taken by many amateur filmmakers (most prominently college students) as an intellectual status symbol rather than as a marking for the end.
AmonPaaradul
February 4th, 2006
1:30:48 AM CST
(0)
To relate this to the Internet - Fin : End :: LOL : actual laughter
AmonPaaradul
February 4th, 2006
1:32:18 AM CST
(0)
Tad bit short on the .GIF, but very fine work.
ThinWhiteDuke
February 4th, 2006
1:40:58 AM CST
(0)
Never before has it been so beautifully told!
youalreadydeadho
February 4th, 2006
1:41:02 AM CST
(0)
awesome, though i kinda expected our god is an awesome god
Lehanna
February 4th, 2006
1:42:20 AM CST
(0)
Not included: That Adam had a first wife, named Lilith, who spurned Adam's control and left him. In her stead God created the submissive Eve. Later Adam's son, Cain, would have sex with Lilith and father children. If any of this sh*t is true, I swear I'm
mrpibbs
February 4th, 2006
1:42:30 AM CST
(0)
This was yummy! Everyone loves mario!!
Lehanna
February 4th, 2006
1:43:47 AM CST
(0)
a daughter of Lilith! Woot.
DaveHondoras
February 4th, 2006
1:43:50 AM CST
(0)
genesis r0x0r. wot about new testament mario
alexis-on-fire
February 4th, 2006
1:44:15 AM CST
(0)
Making religion funny without actually making fun of it.
FishHammer
February 4th, 2006
1:51:21 AM CST
(0)
you are cool beans my friend... cool beans
YTMNDVETERAN
February 4th, 2006
1:51:36 AM CST
(0)
4'd for missing the part where Bowser comes in, and tempts them with an apple. But don't get me wrong, I loved it.
Casty
February 4th, 2006
1:51:57 AM CST
(0)
You should quote the Bible word for word all the way through, and also do the fall... have the forbidden fruit be a mushroom or something. Otherwise, amazing idea.
MetalMario201
February 4th, 2006
1:55:26 AM CST
(0)
Not nearly as rude as I was expecting. Good job!
KingBowser
February 4th, 2006
1:56:19 AM CST
(0)
Awesome. Just plain awesome.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
February 4th, 2006
1:56:24 AM CST
(0)
Mario FTW
cmp150
February 4th, 2006
1:57:32 AM CST
(0)
lol religion
JimCramer
February 4th, 2006
2:02:04 AM CST
(0)
Awesome!
KingBowser
February 4th, 2006
2:03:37 AM CST
(0)
Hahahahaha I got my comment in 5 seconds before RuBBa. *shot*
mattcruise
February 4th, 2006
2:06:47 AM CST
(0)
Really well done... I think instead of adding scenes you should make seperate ytmnd's. Like Chapters. Make them easier to view.
mattcruise
February 4th, 2006
2:08:02 AM CST
(0)
In the garden of eden, Bowzer should be Satan, and Mushrooms should be the fruit.
NOOOOO111
February 4th, 2006
2:13:48 AM CST
(0)
http://balagnas.ytmnd.com/
Willsnotgay
February 4th, 2006
2:24:05 AM CST
(0)
Sex. Is that how to describe this?
sodapopinski
February 4th, 2006
2:24:35 AM CST
(0)
Seriously, sans the alcohol, this is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have seen. you rock
mattharty
February 4th, 2006
2:25:06 AM CST
(0)
This isn't funny in any aspect.
Noods
February 4th, 2006
2:25:57 AM CST
(0)
love it.
Scottendo
February 4th, 2006
2:26:50 AM CST
(0)
I'm become a christian because of this YTMND.
Lima
February 4th, 2006
2:27:29 AM CST
(0)
Crimson Tide + Mario = Win
Vyse-er
February 4th, 2006
2:32:48 AM CST
(0)
Shigeru Miyamoto is god, lol.
Symbolite
February 4th, 2006
2:35:46 AM CST
(0)
Amazing!
Zerofire0
February 4th, 2006
2:37:23 AM CST
(0)
u are awesome, thank u for this.
elyk
February 4th, 2006
2:38:57 AM CST
(0)
FIVE FOR CRIMSON TIDE
Upkateer2LT
February 4th, 2006
2:52:06 AM CST
(0)
very creative
saddam
February 4th, 2006
2:58:35 AM CST
(0)
Is this supposed to be funny?
ATCG
February 4th, 2006
3:05:44 AM CST
(0)
Everyone knows that paratroopers evolved from koopa troopers.
notnato
February 4th, 2006
3:12:32 AM CST
(0)
I'm dying to know how it ends.
Nai255
February 4th, 2006
3:34:07 AM CST
(0)
Clever; I like
csartanis
February 4th, 2006
3:36:55 AM CST
(0)
moar, where is bowser?
darkcraze
February 4th, 2006
3:37:15 AM CST
(0)
You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber?
naken
February 4th, 2006
4:01:39 AM CST
(0)
"He created Eve .." "Then Bowser came and kidnapped Eve, so Adam had to .." would make a much better ending.
gaijineli
February 4th, 2006
4:09:05 AM CST
(0)
"You earned the 5 the moment the sun appeared. Does this mean God looks like an Italian plumber?" - this explains a lot.
tehpwner2
February 4th, 2006
4:14:55 AM CST
(0)
Nice idea creating a Mario themed Genesis story but this sort of thing shouldn't be brought to YTMND. 1/5
VinnyWeapons
February 4th, 2006
4:46:57 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
Tranceplant
February 4th, 2006
4:48:05 AM CST
(0)
f*cking awesome!
Soggedge
February 4th, 2006
4:51:33 AM CST
(0)
how awesome!
Torico
February 4th, 2006
4:56:41 AM CST
(0)
That retarded religion crap gets -5, Mario gets +2.
Kiernos
February 4th, 2006
5:25:55 AM CST
(0)
If you used Mario 3 throughout the entire piece... I would have 5'd it. Also... the Angry Sun needs to appear more...
Kiernos
February 4th, 2006
5:29:35 AM CST
(0)
There REALLY needs to be an Angry Sun fad.
nintendorulez
February 4th, 2006
5:53:34 AM CST
(0)
The second I saw Angry Sun, you got an insta-5.
BlademasterOrca
February 4th, 2006
6:00:38 AM CST
(0)
5'd for just being that good. And all those who 1'd this just because it wasn't funny are idiots.
gtorisu9se
February 4th, 2006
6:13:54 AM CST
(0)
ITS TEH TRUTH!
ForkHead
February 4th, 2006
6:24:29 AM CST
(0)
OMFG its soo true
EffingDoGooder
February 4th, 2006
6:31:42 AM CST
(0)
Hee. Flying turtles=evidence of evolution?
kytta
February 4th, 2006
6:32:18 AM CST
(0)
Change the font
MN1214
February 4th, 2006
7:03:03 AM CST
(0)
That's awesome. You win at the internet.
UltraMan1
February 4th, 2006
7:09:04 AM CST
(0)
Very Nice Mario Bible Crossover.. MAke More Like...Noah And The Ark. Use the Battel Ships For The Ark ;)
Toxikator
February 4th, 2006
7:13:18 AM CST
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The brilliance of it is that now, listening to the creation story: what a terrible, stupid, retarded story. 5'd for cleverness
Meatchunks
February 4th, 2006
7:29:14 AM CST
(0)
clever and well done, not funny or amusing enough
BNLboy
February 4th, 2006
7:39:04 AM CST
(0)
amazing, this will be top of something
nilnar
February 4th, 2006
7:41:33 AM CST
(0)
Thats brilliant. Shame about the "hem" spelling mistake... I reckon you need to extend it
damon
February 4th, 2006
7:46:45 AM CST
(0)
Even though Creationism is the world's most stupid sort of "theological theory", I still 5 this.
Taffin
February 4th, 2006
8:05:20 AM CST
(0)
If the Bible Games were half this cool they'd outsell Halo.
Aidan-702
February 4th, 2006
8:19:04 AM CST
(0)
Strange...Is this some kind of example of the flexibility of man that you can recreate the book of genesis through mario?
Adino
February 4th, 2006
8:30:17 AM CST
(0)
Does it get better than this? I think not.
Adino
February 4th, 2006
8:32:24 AM CST
(0)
tehpwner2 you are without a doubt the biggest moron on this site.
Deity42
February 4th, 2006
8:35:34 AM CST
(0)
4'd only because I was waiting for a punchline.
professortbr
February 4th, 2006
9:01:40 AM CST
(0)
SUCKED
haloslut
February 4th, 2006
9:07:21 AM CST
(0)
Can people stop advertising their sh*tty ytmnds on good ytmnds? No one f*cking looks at them.
barbara
February 4th, 2006
9:09:33 AM CST
(0)
LOL archetypes
Pierce
February 4th, 2006
9:10:20 AM CST
(0)
k i'm doing this with starcraft.
ohneat
February 4th, 2006
9:11:35 AM CST
(0)
Not really that funny but I like it.
Dux00rs
February 4th, 2006
9:17:06 AM CST
(0)
ZOMG YUO DEPICTD ADAM
Leeko
February 4th, 2006
9:17:58 AM CST
(0)
i object to having the divine creation or the evolution theorry on YTMND
LanEvo
February 4th, 2006
9:24:46 AM CST
(0)
lol, sh*ttysite
OzzieAlThor
February 4th, 2006
9:30:48 AM CST
(0)
I'm a better Chrsitian just for watching this.
stallowned
February 4th, 2006
9:41:19 AM CST
(0)
4'd until you add where God gives Adam dominion over the animals, and then have Mario pwn some creatures =D
orangedog
February 4th, 2006
9:44:35 AM CST
(0)
pure genius
Speli
February 4th, 2006
9:44:39 AM CST
(0)
Five for Hanz Zimmer and Mario
santrilla
February 4th, 2006
10:02:58 AM CST
(0)
Cute. I would've added a bit where Mario ate the 'forbidden fruit' (aka mushroom) :)
nickster2006
February 4th, 2006
10:14:58 AM CST
(0)
I LOL'D SO U GET 5'D
xxxxx2
February 4th, 2006
10:16:33 AM CST
(0)
lol, creation story
saladin
February 4th, 2006
10:18:48 AM CST
(0)
What the f*ck is wrong with everybody? It was awesome. Bunch of f*cking cry babies crying over religion.
SomeKidFromNY
February 4th, 2006
10:25:03 AM CST
(0)
and for the win!
AcidZombie
February 4th, 2006
10:28:12 AM CST
(0)
Good, but it didn't really make me laugh. So 3'd.
surfinbrant
February 4th, 2006
10:29:28 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant!@
WilliamMark
February 4th, 2006
10:30:44 AM CST
(0)
brilliant!
im-funny
February 4th, 2006
10:38:19 AM CST
(0)
OMG CHICKS PLAY THIS GAME?!
Virty
February 4th, 2006
10:46:04 AM CST
(0)
It's a short film, but it was good.
Link26
February 4th, 2006
10:52:20 AM CST
(0)
5'd Good job
unimportant
February 4th, 2006
10:53:21 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant idea.
Warlock
February 4th, 2006
10:59:25 AM CST
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Unfortunately you mixed and matched the two creation stories. Yes, that's right, two different creation stories.
Capone125
February 4th, 2006
10:59:36 AM CST
(0)
right on
monkeytrousers
February 4th, 2006
11:05:35 AM CST
(0)
god, the bible is so gay
spookymilo
February 4th, 2006
11:07:36 AM CST
(0)
epic in scope
Shortone
February 4th, 2006
11:08:43 AM CST
(0)
i love it
Dreamparacite
February 4th, 2006
11:12:51 AM CST
(0)
Nice.
gmcd0n
February 4th, 2006
11:12:52 AM CST
(0)
This was great. Thank you for this site!
militiagung64
February 4th, 2006
11:16:33 AM CST
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Cool, but missing the proverbial punch-line
funkmasterfigs
February 4th, 2006
11:18:24 AM CST
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neat.
ArtieTheStrongestMan
February 4th, 2006
11:18:25 AM CST
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Very nice. 4'd for not capitalizing "He" when talking about God.
ytmnd1337
February 4th, 2006
11:18:57 AM CST
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And ytmnd1337 saw it, and it was good.
indyracing
February 4th, 2006
11:19:59 AM CST
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Brillant 5/5
zeyann
February 4th, 2006
11:24:44 AM CST
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awesome :D
coldfish
February 4th, 2006
11:25:25 AM CST
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one of the best
Dokujitsu
February 4th, 2006
11:25:49 AM CST
(0)
lawl!
HumSupLo
February 4th, 2006
11:28:54 AM CST
(0)
Mario and peach.
ShadowMaster
February 4th, 2006
11:33:26 AM CST
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You forgot about Lilith. She's much better than Eve.
ytmnd2001
February 4th, 2006
11:34:02 AM CST
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wow that was pretty good my friend.
Spasik
February 4th, 2006
11:39:56 AM CST
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Genious, Amen.
luigi212
February 4th, 2006
11:41:28 AM CST
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you win!
Vebor
February 4th, 2006
11:55:07 AM CST
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Genius.
PoisonedAl
February 4th, 2006
12:08:15 PM CST
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Reminds me of the Bible in Lego. Good job!
Klaitu
February 4th, 2006
12:18:22 PM CST
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Too much reading, not enough funny.
sAge
February 4th, 2006
12:19:50 PM CST
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5'd for the religious undertones...
MFB26
February 4th, 2006
12:20:23 PM CST
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Not as good as I would have hoped
Fearless
February 4th, 2006
12:26:56 PM CST
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absolutely perfect.
Virty
February 4th, 2006
12:34:06 PM CST
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Too much reading? Are you f*cking retarded? There's afew lines here and there you illiterate bastard. How old are you? I bet you're having trouble in your 5th grade english class you stupid little bitch.
Siera
February 4th, 2006
12:38:58 PM CST
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That was truly beautiful.
spikepd2001
February 4th, 2006
1:01:17 PM CST
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Jokes on you, there is no such thing as god.
Silver-Ace
February 4th, 2006
1:03:14 PM CST
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Didn't see that coming XD
Xioyux
February 4th, 2006
1:15:28 PM CST
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lol
ally-the-bruce
February 4th, 2006
1:18:53 PM CST
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facek
February 4th, 2006
1:19:46 PM CST
(0)
awesome
NSAScoot
February 4th, 2006
1:23:02 PM CST
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definitely awesome :D
lessthan3
February 4th, 2006
1:23:12 PM CST
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the should be a mario version of evolution... :P
lazylen
February 4th, 2006
1:24:51 PM CST
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thats pretty good. :)
cwolfe83
February 4th, 2006
1:35:57 PM CST
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Awesome! Mario rules.
boonw
February 4th, 2006
1:47:11 PM CST
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dude, at the end when you said that god created man in gods image and crap, you should of siad god was one corrupt son of a.... well you get the point, then you should of had picture of global warming and war and sh*t.
coolmatth
February 4th, 2006
1:51:15 PM CST
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haha this was so dramatic it gave me goosebumps
tosseddwarf
February 4th, 2006
2:02:50 PM CST
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Hahahaha, but you should REALLY make Bowser into the serpent or Satan.
TastyLobster
February 4th, 2006
2:10:54 PM CST
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Just the picture of all the koopas and fish was enough to get a 4.
DrMaNFisT
February 4th, 2006
2:26:00 PM CST
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Finely crafted and a great song, thanks alot very enjoyable.
JoeyRizzle
February 4th, 2006
2:29:16 PM CST
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neato
s0ss
February 4th, 2006
2:29:56 PM CST
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good song, but god is lame
Toadmaster89
February 4th, 2006
2:42:03 PM CST
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This is a good way to teach our kids about the bible, LOL!
madmadcows
February 4th, 2006
2:42:03 PM CST
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HHAHAHAHAHHAHA
pwnage
February 4th, 2006
2:51:49 PM CST
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lol, religion
freedomfalcon
February 4th, 2006
3:02:23 PM CST
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5 for not being antichrist lol
agentanderson
February 4th, 2006
3:06:08 PM CST
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Nice. At first I thought it was going to be a Christian-mocking site.
Solidsnake2085
February 4th, 2006
3:10:19 PM CST
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no mention about eating the forbidden fruit? Where's bowser?
SubtleFondue
February 4th, 2006
3:12:29 PM CST
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pretty much gold
Adino
February 4th, 2006
3:32:25 PM CST
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lessthan3 there already is a Mario evolution version out there http://marioevolution.ytmnd.com/
WarszawaScream
February 4th, 2006
3:33:41 PM CST
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LOVE IT.
mrkite
February 4th, 2006
3:57:50 PM CST
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meh, boring
zyle
February 4th, 2006
4:10:42 PM CST
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I chuckled.
KingBowser
February 4th, 2006
4:17:20 PM CST
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It's amazing (well not really) how you people 1'ing this have pretty sh*tty ytmnds yourselves. ANYWAY, COME ON, LET'S GET THIS INTO THE TOP 5!
grimaf
February 4th, 2006
4:25:54 PM CST
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I now believe in teaching creationism in schools.
titanium-gecko
February 4th, 2006
4:54:24 PM CST
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I give you a 5. It'll be a 5+ when you use Bowser as the devil and tell to the point that they are kicked out of the Garden.
Obbi
February 4th, 2006
4:58:20 PM CST
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Here's hoping you do the 7th day.
kmad
February 4th, 2006
5:03:29 PM CST
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anyone who 1s this is just angry that they have a small penis.
Danzinger
February 4th, 2006
5:16:06 PM CST
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What the f*ck is this religious sh*t doing on YTMND? NES sprites don't change the fact that this is Christian f*ggotry.
TeflonMaster
February 4th, 2006
5:17:06 PM CST
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Praise Mario!
stellgod
February 4th, 2006
5:24:22 PM CST
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hahaha Awesome
NemoomeN
February 4th, 2006
5:36:57 PM CST
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It's ytmnds like this that make me wish there was a god to smite you for this.
Sabishii-Kouen
February 4th, 2006
6:14:11 PM CST
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great, I would have voted higher if you made mario and princess toadstool come out of pipes XD
RenegadeX
February 4th, 2006
6:19:37 PM CST
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Wonderful!!
Stonen
February 4th, 2006
6:21:56 PM CST
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Haha! Awesome!
dr-nick
February 4th, 2006
6:25:32 PM CST
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nice jearb
Vehemence666
February 4th, 2006
6:27:04 PM CST
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-1 for the typo "hem"
Zara
February 4th, 2006
6:39:38 PM CST
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For those who actually said something worth saying, thanks for the feedback. I fixed the typos I saw and updated the gif.
breakmandx
February 4th, 2006
6:54:28 PM CST
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really good, but it wasn't a fiery sword, but rather an angel HOLDING a fiery sword that blocked the garden (luigi? toad?)
innocentbystander
February 4th, 2006
7:06:32 PM CST
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Wow, genius!
MoSteel
February 4th, 2006
7:12:08 PM CST
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haha, pwnt.
Charlok
February 4th, 2006
7:16:09 PM CST
(0)
10/5
warsman11
February 4th, 2006
7:35:52 PM CST
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that exlains everthing.
capnkrunk86
February 4th, 2006
7:38:32 PM CST
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Upvoting for the awesome update, and the anti-god idiots for trying to downvote. They'll get theirs
jcraig1701
February 4th, 2006
7:49:48 PM CST
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F*CK THE CREATIONISTS ... seriously, good job.
Dux00rs
February 4th, 2006
7:51:29 PM CST
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Nice update. But what's this? They aren't actually naked? Come on find some pixel pr0n for the accuracy!
Virty
February 4th, 2006
7:54:49 PM CST
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Evolution is false, creation for the win.
Gamiac
February 4th, 2006
7:58:54 PM CST
(0)
Supreme Victory!
chinkpak
February 4th, 2006
8:15:20 PM CST
(0)
cool
vigilante4x
February 4th, 2006
8:16:25 PM CST
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Top 5 material. Holy Crap. Beyond description.
CRH
February 4th, 2006
8:24:57 PM CST
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religion more like f*cking bullsh*t that killed so many innocent people
elinz
February 4th, 2006
8:28:48 PM CST
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*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* days later *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* im beting my meat :P EVE COME OVA HERE N SUCK IT
TrippedXD
February 4th, 2006
8:29:40 PM CST
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I love it.
death7star
February 4th, 2006
8:45:59 PM CST
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f*cking amazing. best one ive seen on this site. great job.
ExLaxin
February 4th, 2006
8:47:50 PM CST
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CRH you think religion killed so many people? All of the massive slaughters by dictators like Hitler, Stalin etc were done because they believe they were speeding up evolution...BTW awesome YTMND
Link26
February 4th, 2006
9:02:59 PM CST
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the religion of evolution has probably kill more people than any other.
Walter43210
February 4th, 2006
9:04:29 PM CST
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Very interesting and cool.
Toxikator
February 4th, 2006
9:11:40 PM CST
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@jcraig: I'm a disciple of science, I know the universe is in full compliance with natural laws, but many place reliance on the pseudoscience of quacks and morons and fools because
SpaceDolphin
February 4th, 2006
9:19:25 PM CST
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do the whole bible
LifeInGreen
February 4th, 2006
9:40:55 PM CST
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FIVE for implying that Miyamoto is God!
fatasskid
February 4th, 2006
9:46:21 PM CST
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hurry up and slap a watermark on that.
r0bo
February 4th, 2006
10:09:42 PM CST
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lol @ religious people believing in God.
Grayfox354
February 4th, 2006
10:27:39 PM CST
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lol @ athiests who have nothing to believe in. =D
mycathatesyou
February 5th, 2006
12:28:16 AM CST
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genius
LemGambino
February 5th, 2006
1:59:40 AM CST
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Lem approves!
Kung-Fu-Jesus
February 5th, 2006
7:01:18 AM CST
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"WUHT IS DIS! OH NO! I HAET GOD! I HAVE A SAD LIFE AND BELIEVE IN NOTHING! I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. FUK U AND UR RELIGION. IT KILLS PEOPLE." More people keep from killing due to religion than people that kill due to perverting religion. Shut your God-hating
Kung-Fu-Jesus
February 5th, 2006
7:02:29 AM CST
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mouths, you Emo f*cks.
K7
February 5th, 2006
1:58:10 PM CST
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ugn THANK GOD THEY WERENT 8-BIT NAKED.
coolmatth
February 5th, 2006
5:24:27 PM CST
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i freakin love this one
Bananattack
February 5th, 2006
10:25:03 PM CST
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cool, god talks like the King of All Cosmos
CrazedEwok
February 5th, 2006
10:48:48 PM CST
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brilliant
MasterSitsu
February 6th, 2006
12:47:56 AM CST
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hooray for originality.
felixcostello
February 6th, 2006
2:01:07 AM CST
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go to church, churchie
Crater
February 6th, 2006
2:33:30 AM CST
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Original. Creative. Cool. I award you a Golden Calf.
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