THE BEST DAY EVER
Created on: January 31st, 2006
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grassleaf
February 1st, 2006
3:03:20 PM CST
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Golden.
KentonT
February 1st, 2006
3:04:54 PM CST
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wonderful time
teleloe
February 1st, 2006
3:07:03 PM CST
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BJ's FTW
CaptianHowdy
February 1st, 2006
3:08:37 PM CST
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yeah thats pretty accurate
drjones56
February 1st, 2006
3:11:55 PM CST
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The MJ Assassination would be enough for me... but a few bj'd wouldn't hurt.
Jackpot
February 1st, 2006
3:12:29 PM CST
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greatest thing ever
tosseddwarf
February 1st, 2006
3:12:55 PM CST
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Hahaha, pretty damn accurate.
Twist96
February 1st, 2006
3:17:11 PM CST
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That's BEAUTIFUL
seero
February 1st, 2006
3:17:14 PM CST
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alarm at 6:00? no thanks.. lol
Matrixfox
February 1st, 2006
3:25:54 PM CST
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Amen to that
boomaga
February 1st, 2006
3:26:43 PM CST
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replace the back 9 of golf / Dom with Texas Holdem & whiskey, add big fat doobies.
boomaga
February 1st, 2006
3:29:22 PM CST
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^^ That's just me though. (Also I'd be bringing the dog with me.)
drjones56
February 1st, 2006
3:30:12 PM CST
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Oh, you need a screening of a random Chuck Norris movie in there to make it a REAL man's day.
Twinsen
February 1st, 2006
3:33:18 PM CST
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Yeah why the f*ck is golf on there?
kappa181
February 1st, 2006
3:34:22 PM CST
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I could plan a way better day
diablo1387
February 1st, 2006
3:42:20 PM CST
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I aw this picture years ago, but the audio added a whole new dimension of hilarity. Also "ice cream served on pair of tits"
Xander
February 1st, 2006
3:42:29 PM CST
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loged in to 5 this. I really roflmao'ed
renegade64
February 1st, 2006
3:46:22 PM CST
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i don't wake up at 6 on my perfect day
joe579003
February 4th, 2010
4:33:00 PM CST
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Even if you get woken up by a blow job?
ajquick
February 1st, 2006
3:48:14 PM CST
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I think some of that stuff would suck.. mainly the blow jobs.
o0Ender0o
February 1st, 2006
3:49:30 PM CST
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hahah, I've seen the best day ever schedule, but this one has way more awesome stuff!
brdude
February 1st, 2006
3:53:13 PM CST
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2:35 "homoerotic fishing trip" 3:10 "being a dumbass"
VonWinklestein
February 1st, 2006
3:58:49 PM CST
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I like the last 2 lines.
fhantum
February 1st, 2006
4:05:58 PM CST
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hahah B-E-A-UTIFUL
Reclaimer757
February 1st, 2006
4:06:53 PM CST
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Florida!
gtorisu9se
February 1st, 2006
4:06:59 PM CST
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IM having a wonderful time now dog
raz-dumbledore
February 1st, 2006
4:13:04 PM CST
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bravo :')
Sharkface217
February 1st, 2006
4:15:17 PM CST
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5
Slashx
February 1st, 2006
4:16:25 PM CST
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Where's the part where you play games?
WTL
February 1st, 2006
4:18:01 PM CST
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I literally laughed.
smoothmedia
February 1st, 2006
4:18:02 PM CST
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HAHA! YES.
ashpoop
February 1st, 2006
4:19:07 PM CST
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Probably the greatest list of events ever.
brucedlx
February 1st, 2006
4:20:02 PM CST
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zmatt
February 1st, 2006
4:27:27 PM CST
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rofl
c-man
February 1st, 2006
4:32:12 PM CST
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Brotha, this is bitchen!!!
buttgremlin
February 1st, 2006
4:33:27 PM CST
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THIS IS LIKE THE "WHAT WOMEN WANT" FOR WOMEN!!11 Except we already knew most of it. The hell, you guys think that sh*tting is pleasurable?
CaulkBite
February 1st, 2006
4:38:13 PM CST
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Although the rest of those things are quite awesome, I rather liked the 22 second fart. Also blow jobs FTW, indeed.
CaulkBite
February 1st, 2006
4:40:27 PM CST
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Buttgremlin: Obviously, you're not old enough to appreciate the pleasure that taking a good sh*t brings. Or, not a man. Which one is it?
WarszawaScream
February 1st, 2006
8:04:14 PM CST
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Oh GOD it's things like this that make me wish I was a man.
jak1165
February 1st, 2006
8:47:44 PM CST
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Beer for the win!!
Generalgm
February 1st, 2006
8:56:59 PM CST
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XD
SnowflakePillow
February 1st, 2006
9:16:12 PM CST
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Lots of probs - about the only things I'd want is 9:30 PM and the one about Jackson on the news.
Tahur
February 1st, 2006
10:38:41 PM CST
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amen
Garath331
February 1st, 2006
11:33:26 PM CST
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It's mostly crap and cliche, but the last two lines saved it in hilarious fashion.
Xerath
February 2nd, 2006
1:52:14 AM CST
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5 For Jackson. No pun intended.
NickAlexSnutch
February 2nd, 2006
12:27:27 PM CST
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11:50 made me burst into laughter.
DarkZealot89
February 2nd, 2006
10:04:29 PM CST
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Last 2 lines were f*ckin funny as hell
RodGroinfro
February 3rd, 2006
6:59:32 AM CST
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i can dig it. 5
Unsure
June 2nd, 2006
5:28:01 PM CDT
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:D
Tony-Cipriani
June 2nd, 2006
11:23:59 PM CDT
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Im in!
BaftA
June 3rd, 2006
10:34:57 AM CDT
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That just described my entire day XD
Fargon
June 3rd, 2006
9:35:42 PM CDT
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1'd for being an idiot without morals or values
Jekku
June 3rd, 2006
10:01:06 PM CDT
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lol @ farts.
RisenRooster
June 4th, 2006
10:36:12 AM CDT
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lol fargon is gay
Xioyux
June 4th, 2006
10:31:42 PM CDT
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Pure awesome.
Kenrick
June 5th, 2006
10:19:14 AM CDT
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May this masterpiece put an end to the gayass "best day ever" fad!
misterniceguy7
June 5th, 2006
2:33:21 PM CDT
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no... just... no.
Econojon
June 5th, 2006
2:44:32 PM CDT
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lucky bastards!
GoldDean
June 5th, 2006
2:55:52 PM CDT
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I concur!
urmom234
June 5th, 2006
3:08:17 PM CDT
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I LOL'D @ the fart!!!
OMGcustomYTMND
June 5th, 2006
4:12:11 PM CDT
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OMFG.
Mightfox
June 5th, 2006
9:52:15 PM CDT
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lolllll
OzzieAlThor
June 5th, 2006
10:44:48 PM CDT
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Fart that changes tune 4 times = WIN.
cyclonus
June 6th, 2006
1:59:47 AM CDT
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It's funny because it's true (first time that phrase has been used seriously).
Cryptic
June 6th, 2006
12:13:59 PM CDT
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Hooray!!
mayunholdup
June 6th, 2006
12:33:03 PM CDT
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I'M A MAN, YES I AM!
Robart
June 6th, 2006
11:50:54 PM CDT
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I bet you do this everyday of the year, lucky basturd.(I f*cked yo moma and your sister at the same time last night)
Reaudribion
June 7th, 2006
8:08:42 PM CDT
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put the best day ever music in it
tankster52
July 18th, 2006
12:26:49 PM CDT
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You sir, are the win.
mayunholdup
August 2nd, 2006
5:12:47 PM CDT
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Growlers For The The Win Of Eternity.
giggity-giggity
August 7th, 2006
8:01:44 AM CDT
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5 for blowjobs
InfallibleRoxi
August 7th, 2006
5:22:18 PM CDT
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MASSIVE SATISFYING sh*t
itstehmee
June 15th, 2007
2:04:40 AM CDT
(-1)
sounds like my tuesdays
TofurkeyJerky
February 23rd, 2009
4:49:17 PM CST
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growler