Syncan Is An Awesome God
Created on: January 31st, 2006
Syncan Is An Awesome God
nuclearbastard 
syncantheman.ytmnd.com
Thanks to all the sites that were stolen from for this work. (EDIT 09/18/2006: Make that 55746 views per site, avg vote: 4.22)
Pulled it out my ass... in about 7 hours
Alan Parsons - Time Machine (Part 1)

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Schmoofy
January 31st, 2006
12:26:02 PM CST
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Syncan is god. Enough said. Sorry king..and jesus..
money-hat
January 31st, 2006
12:31:00 PM CST
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I like syncan as much as the next guy, but this just a long asskissin dick suck love letter that didnt make me laugh once. And when Syncan sees this he's gonna be creeped the hell out. Honor him in his comments pages.
fyrestorm
January 31st, 2006
12:35:59 PM CST
(0)
I say win. Praise be to syncan! Maybe MasterSitsu should be next.
naken
January 31st, 2006
12:38:39 PM CST
(0)
Aye, Syncan is pretty badass.
Twist96
January 31st, 2006
12:38:50 PM CST
(0)
This...isn't...relevant...
nuclearbastard
January 31st, 2006
12:39:03 PM CST
(0)
Definitely. MasterSitsu is on the way
WombatJuice
January 31st, 2006
12:39:23 PM CST
(0)
LOL, BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS. Fer rizzle.
nuclearbastard
January 31st, 2006
12:40:42 PM CST
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Supe-man, it was right about there at Supercat taht I started making crap up, Chuck Norris Facts style.
Solidsnake2085
January 31st, 2006
12:43:31 PM CST
(0)
Syncan FTW! Nice job on this site now all your sites will be 5'd
cerberus
January 31st, 2006
12:48:29 PM CST
(0)
i don't get the adverb x inkdrinker = syncan part.
Colon-Three
January 31st, 2006
12:53:50 PM CST
(0)
Wow, an asskissing site about Syncan. -1 for Syncan, -1 for too long, -1 for stupid music, -1 for not funny.
Scro
January 31st, 2006
12:55:41 PM CST
(0)
this guy that made this is a f*g
Speedy
January 31st, 2006
12:56:20 PM CST
(0)
This *IS* supposed to be an Adult Swim bumper, right? Last I checked, bumpers were supposed to be SHORT.
Scro
January 31st, 2006
12:57:35 PM CST
(0)
Pulled it out my ass... in about 7 hours rofl what a loser
the7th-number
January 31st, 2006
12:58:24 PM CST
(0)
wat too long...but yeah.
Speedy
January 31st, 2006
12:59:24 PM CST
(0)
Oh for the idiots out there, when you multiply a negative number by a negative number, you get a positive number. So Adverb x inkdrinker = syncan, if you believe this YTMND.
undegaussable
January 31st, 2006
1:00:16 PM CST
(0)
Uh, you've got a little something brown on your nose there, nuclearbastard...
Ryro
January 31st, 2006
1:02:28 PM CST
(0)
Why not add "Sycan tires of people's lips on his ass."
cerberus
January 31st, 2006
1:21:10 PM CST
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hey speedy, thanks for the explanation + calling me an idiot. but in case u didn't notice, it could also have been interpreted as "two wrongs don't make a right", in which case it didn't make sense. think next time, plzkthx.
tehpwner2
February 1st, 2006
5:50:33 PM CST
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You f*ckin suck Syncan votes 5's because he doesn't want e-vengers on his tail.
syncan
February 1st, 2006
11:57:17 PM CST
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I actually laughed at this quite a lot. It could have been about anyone .. but one thing did creep me out. How did you know I had that IKEA lamp? :o
rickster
February 6th, 2006
1:02:32 PM CST
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Stealing played out jokes from this site (http://www.4q.cc/index.php) and replacing them with syncan is pretty lame.
nuclearbastard
February 6th, 2006
1:09:09 PM CST
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My wife is an IKEA whore. I just took a guess.
nuclearbastard
February 6th, 2006
1:11:22 PM CST
(0)
Also, I will admit that some of the facts were INSPIRED by http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com (my first exposure to that), as to straight lifting... meh.
gildedone
February 6th, 2006
4:32:44 PM CST
(0)
This wasn't just "lololol syncan pwnz", but actually amusing at most parts (although it is ~0:30 in the morning...). Keep it up.
Merkilo
February 8th, 2006
7:43:59 PM CST
(0)
i dont generally like the adult swim imitation ytmnd's but this was cute
Adverb
February 9th, 2006
12:45:59 AM CST
(0)
+5 for sycophantism and me
ytmnd1337
February 18th, 2006
8:15:35 PM CST
(0)
And he won the AOTS contest! He's amazing!
Wootsat
February 23rd, 2006
10:56:41 AM CST
(0)
stupid
echostrider
April 2nd, 2006
6:58:25 PM CDT
(0)
Just another syncan fanboy.
johhny-turbo
April 6th, 2006
7:06:36 PM CDT
(0)
syncan is ok but cock sucking isnt
kliknick
April 11th, 2006
11:08:47 PM CDT
(0)
at last count syncan had an average of 44576.01176470588235294176470588 views per website
OMGcustomYTMND
April 17th, 2006
6:56:46 PM CDT
(0)
You phail at creating sh*tty sites!
Vector
April 22nd, 2006
12:04:35 PM CDT
(0)
Everyone is jealous on Syncan, lol Check the comments above, LOL!!!!!
Creamy
May 3rd, 2006
4:48:06 PM CDT
(0)
Just because this is a site about syncan, doesn't make it syncan quality.
BarrelRolled
May 4th, 2006
10:00:19 PM CDT
(0)
Kiss *ss enough? Syncan could take a picture of his hand, have the text be "HANDY LOL" and make the music Spanish Flea, and he would get dozens of 5s.
Schwarg
May 5th, 2006
8:30:36 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck overrated syncan and f*ck you, maybe if you took his tiny cock out of your mouth you would realize that this is just a rip-off of the chuck norris facts and that you are incredibly gay. try to honor a REAL ytmnd god like MasterSitsu
Nameless50
May 13th, 2006
2:58:33 AM CDT
(0)
Wow Schwarg....you're a real cock sucker too......f*cking nerd. No one here is a god, no denying that. I just state fact. OMG! You know who I honor here? NO ONE. f*ckING NO ONE. "OMG I lUV THIS GUY IDONTZ KNOW."
jewterrorist
May 13th, 2006
5:13:20 AM CDT
(0)
a remedy for tiny penis LOL
ashpoop
May 13th, 2006
3:42:24 PM CDT
(0)
2 because I like the music.
Chiefofdeath
May 13th, 2006
9:58:22 PM CDT
(0)
lol you got your head so far up his *ss your eyes are brown
frakctured
May 14th, 2006
3:44:23 AM CDT
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This is like a sh*ttier version of the Chuck Norris facts fad. If that's possible.
Supermanisme
May 14th, 2006
7:47:32 AM CDT
(0)
Syncan's cock =>UU====D------- DX
Supermanisme
May 14th, 2006
7:50:52 AM CDT
(0)
------------------^ ur face: you can stop sucking cock now
pussinboots
May 14th, 2006
12:16:32 PM CDT
(0)
i agree 100%
Mansurus
May 16th, 2006
1:15:06 AM CDT
(0)
Soooooo sleepy.
GeneralDoli
May 27th, 2006
1:03:08 PM CDT
(0)
Oh YES, baby, oh YES. I love this sh*t.
scs
May 27th, 2006
6:34:06 PM CDT
(0)
when syncan takes his dick out of your ass, you're going to miss it.
whiskeytangofoxtrot
May 28th, 2006
7:26:03 PM CDT
(0)
Suck his cock more, why don't you?
ILikeFish
May 28th, 2006
10:17:12 PM CDT
(0)
I remember this from like 3 months ago. I lol'd cause I could just picture his cock in your mouth.
Death-Incarnate
May 29th, 2006
1:00:43 AM CDT
(0)
No. You need to die now.
FaceMan
June 4th, 2006
7:54:58 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck you n****r
AnnieLennox1954
June 6th, 2006
9:28:53 PM CDT
(0)
awesome. thats all i can utter right now.
GIVEMEREPLAY
June 20th, 2006
6:03:32 PM CDT
(0)
Somewhat funny, but too much ball sucking.
Leng
July 13th, 2006
5:19:13 AM CDT
(0)
Leng
July 13th, 2006
5:20:51 AM CDT
(0)
this site deserves a 1 for shamelessly aggrandizing a ytmnd creator, and it deserves to have me give a 1 to a random site created by syncan. you and syncan lose, good day sir!
jorrar
July 19th, 2006
11:18:56 PM CDT
(0)
great
Amenhotep2
July 29th, 2006
7:09:25 PM CDT
(0)
Ass-kisser.
Liquid-Snake
August 18th, 2006
6:59:02 PM CDT
(0)
maybe make one for yourself, NB.
linkskywalker
August 30th, 2006
5:39:55 PM CDT
(0)
You sir, are f*ck'n leet.
swatward
August 31st, 2006
4:45:34 PM CDT
(0)
The longer i watched, the lower i voted.
magicbongplant
October 2nd, 2006
9:49:14 PM CDT
(0)
SICK MUSIC
zomygodlasers
October 26th, 2006
4:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
phail
Walkindude
November 8th, 2006
12:39:55 AM CST
(0)
Success!
EnkerSS
December 2nd, 2006
2:52:56 AM CST
(0)
quite cool... but instead of nuclear bastard u should put "also c**ks"
Onel
December 5th, 2006
4:36:27 PM CST
(0)
No way that super cat thing happened in his kitchen. Die.
J0k3r
December 8th, 2006
11:18:08 AM CST
(0)
Wewt. Syncan.
Nhomcy
January 1st, 2007
8:43:38 PM CST
(0)
Can syncan turn water into wine? F*ck yeah he can!
Virty
January 14th, 2007
9:53:20 PM CST
(0)
"when syncan takes his dick out of your ass, you're going to miss it." Best comment so far.
MrGlue
January 15th, 2007
1:26:38 AM CST
(0)
How much for Syncan's teapot?
milford
January 22nd, 2007
11:04:19 PM CST
(0)
He really is the mack daddy of pimping.
Bob-the-Builder
January 29th, 2007
3:51:41 PM CST
(0)
my sites average a rating of 4.09 and have an average of over 6500 views per site...i have 23 sites so far.....i am striving to be as good as syncan. and i am gradually getting there
rastko
February 12th, 2007
4:37:12 PM CST
(0)
OMFG, look at all these jealous people downvoting because they ain't as good as Syncan and they'll never be!!!
rastko
February 12th, 2007
4:38:01 PM CST
(0)
wow, super cat happened in his kitchen?
theo47
February 24th, 2007
12:59:31 PM CST
(0)
How did you make this blatant ripoff of Chuck Norris Facts with syncan's c*ck in your mouth the whole time?