Jesus, LOL RPG continued!
Created on: January 26th, 2006
Jesus, LOL RPG continued!
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Another scene from the upcoming Jesus, LOL RPG (http://jesusrpg.ytmnd.com). Jesus shows off his considerable magic powers. (3: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com, 4: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com)
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mattcruise
January 26th, 2006
12:34:32 AM CST
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I wanna see his limit break.
CardboardMalice
January 26th, 2006
12:35:22 AM CST
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I still hate RPGs... thanks for making such fun of them.
BTape
January 26th, 2006
12:37:43 AM CST
(0)
great parody of a great game and of jesus 5'd lol
HonkyMagoo
January 26th, 2006
12:38:01 AM CST
(0)
This rocks, and ^ if you hate rpgs either you are a f*g or havent played any good ones, die kthx
Fidelus
January 26th, 2006
12:38:15 AM CST
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holy sh*t i wanna see him fight sephiroth, maybe add some sound effects 5/5
elyk
January 26th, 2006
12:38:44 AM CST
(0)
LAWL
nermy2k
January 26th, 2006
12:40:45 AM CST
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when the audience is gasping the mp goes back up to 999 then back to 949 after it
monsterparty
January 26th, 2006
12:43:52 AM CST
(0)
Thanks, fixed it.
WeHeartKatamari
January 26th, 2006
1:08:09 AM CST
(0)
Oh PLEASE become a successful fad.
evilFATE
January 26th, 2006
1:14:47 AM CST
(0)
you win teh internets.
coolmatth
January 26th, 2006
1:16:16 AM CST
(0)
haha
Azovie
January 26th, 2006
1:17:47 AM CST
(0)
LOL he went all out with the "curaga" did he?
Coldmetal
January 26th, 2006
1:23:29 AM CST
(0)
Like matt said, limit break. Good stuff though
tosseddwarf
January 26th, 2006
1:26:56 AM CST
(0)
Haha, oh man. That's good stuff.
tekjerk
January 26th, 2006
1:29:39 AM CST
(0)
Make him use Esuna on a blind guy. Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus.
Roomy
January 26th, 2006
1:48:17 AM CST
(0)
This site delivers! Laughs had all around!
YTMNDVETERAN
January 26th, 2006
1:49:15 AM CST
(0)
I marked-out for the FF3/Jesus,LOL combination. 5'd!
vilerequiem
January 26th, 2006
1:49:36 AM CST
(0)
best jesus site i've seen, lol.
looney-bin
January 26th, 2006
1:50:24 AM CST
(0)
You win. Good day sir.
JimCramer
January 26th, 2006
1:51:20 AM CST
(0)
I would so buy that game.
Trenchgun
January 26th, 2006
1:54:21 AM CST
(0)
Excellent work. Except it would be better if you made those magic lights swirl around the guy when he's healed, like the game.
denisdiderot
January 26th, 2006
1:58:35 AM CST
(0)
5 stars for music, image, use of magic and jesus!
skatevans99
January 26th, 2006
2:06:21 AM CST
(0)
you should make another one where jesus summons a gf
SlirithXXX
January 26th, 2006
2:06:48 AM CST
(0)
is it just me or does jesus look like chuck norris?
Hexane
January 26th, 2006
2:11:37 AM CST
(0)
Easty
January 26th, 2006
2:12:35 AM CST
(0)
Could've thrown in some funny magic abilties, but still quality.
ZephyrTempest
January 26th, 2006
2:14:57 AM CST
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I kept hoping he would cast Firaga on accident :(....I watched it for 3 repititions hoping you added something like that ;P.
ZephyrTempest
January 26th, 2006
2:16:29 AM CST
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BTW, please accidently make him cast Firaga on the guy :).
Patashu
January 26th, 2006
2:43:32 AM CST
(0)
I also want to see his limit break.
KiltGaston
January 26th, 2006
2:44:43 AM CST
(0)
5'd for the FFVII parody.
xxblindchildxx
January 26th, 2006
2:54:42 AM CST
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Have Jesus damage him so that he goes back to being unhealed. Will loop cooler....heal, unheal, heal, unheal, heal, unheal. imho. still 5'd though.
ZephyrTempest
January 26th, 2006
3:16:25 AM CST
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xxblindchildxx is the winner with his suggestion, for perfect loop have him nuke the guy with Limit Break or Firaga or something, then heal him...glorious ;). Our god is an awesome god.
Slunks
January 26th, 2006
3:30:32 AM CST
(0)
5 just for hearing Nobuo.
Patashu
January 26th, 2006
3:47:02 AM CST
(0)
Firaga! *boom* "Ow, how could you?" "Well, it's not hard when you're Jesus, LOL."
unknownbuzz
January 26th, 2006
4:06:02 AM CST
(0)
Our God IS an awesome God.
wackybrak
January 26th, 2006
4:18:13 AM CST
(0)
you. are. amazing.
boomaga
January 26th, 2006
4:19:24 AM CST
(0)
It's Easy when you're Jeezy LOL
Keroberos
January 26th, 2006
4:53:11 AM CST
(0)
A W E S O M E
GhettoBooty
January 26th, 2006
5:22:22 AM CST
(0)
5 for the quote "10/5".
Draylorre
January 26th, 2006
5:35:40 AM CST
(0)
Making fun of Jesus is "oh-so-old" but still it never ceases to amuse me. GJD00DGG
Nilnil
January 26th, 2006
5:42:43 AM CST
(0)
Kinda looks like chuch
K7
January 26th, 2006
5:45:07 AM CST
(0)
Limit break.
csartanis
January 26th, 2006
5:52:57 AM CST
(0)
"10/5!"
VinnyWeapons
January 26th, 2006
5:58:06 AM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
VasTheStm
January 26th, 2006
6:11:51 AM CST
(0)
I lol'd. What game wouldn't be complete without a Jesus Character. Hes like, the Son of christ, LOL!
commodus
January 26th, 2006
7:02:28 AM CST
(0)
10/5 for "10/5!" :P
FarEastWitch
January 26th, 2006
7:08:03 AM CST
(0)
lol at image source.
yowz1989
January 26th, 2006
7:49:14 AM CST
(0)
LMAO I logged in just to give this a 5 lol
CaptainRobo
January 26th, 2006
7:53:26 AM CST
(0)
10/5
DarkMatrix4506
January 26th, 2006
7:58:37 AM CST
(0)
Jesus always wins 5'd
SuperficialBob
January 26th, 2006
8:00:55 AM CST
(0)
Win! But we need more rpg :D
Umaycallusq
January 26th, 2006
8:13:35 AM CST
(0)
uhhhhh.....
TheSmitty
January 26th, 2006
8:16:00 AM CST
(0)
This makes baby Jesus laugh. 5 for the Jesus!
BobT
January 26th, 2006
8:16:47 AM CST
(0)
Rofl! more more! also make him link cure with all materia :P
InsaneBomber
January 26th, 2006
8:23:30 AM CST
(0)
That's lol'ed d00d
genkidama20
January 26th, 2006
8:31:44 AM CST
(0)
Yeah, make him do a limit breaker on satan!
ArtieTheStrongestMan
January 26th, 2006
8:39:19 AM CST
(0)
LOL Curaga's a bit much. Cure would have done the job.
clockworkgina
January 26th, 2006
9:09:19 AM CST
(0)
hey mp
monki
January 26th, 2006
9:13:56 AM CST
(0)
Oh man I want a see an RPG of Jesus vs Hitler. THAT WOULD PWN
elbowdeeplove
January 26th, 2006
9:27:22 AM CST
(0)
pure genius
gildedone
January 26th, 2006
9:41:54 AM CST
(0)
Excellent. Also, interesting combination of FF8 spells and FF7.
ShadowUser
January 26th, 2006
9:43:11 AM CST
(0)
LOL OMG WTF BBQ!? GTFO! Fifen!
Easty1
January 26th, 2006
9:48:15 AM CST
(0)
lol, 5
Cryptic
January 26th, 2006
9:48:20 AM CST
(0)
Insta 5 for FFVII music
MewtwoStruckBack
January 26th, 2006
9:53:15 AM CST
(0)
lol new fad. 5
Superhaterman
January 26th, 2006
9:58:22 AM CST
(0)
Jesus is a level 99 White Mage
unimportant
January 26th, 2006
10:01:19 AM CST
(0)
Decent.
Phantazmo
January 26th, 2006
10:21:43 AM CST
(0)
this was funny, god would laugh, 5.
SirLemming
January 26th, 2006
10:27:32 AM CST
(0)
1 because his MP resets. Ha ha, just kidding. 3 because it's pretty good.
Renzokuken
January 26th, 2006
10:36:23 AM CST
(0)
blizzaga?? firaga?? in FF7 PAH! *fanboy alert*
badboybadd
January 26th, 2006
10:41:00 AM CST
(0)
lmao "image source e3 footage"
phantomshadowz
January 26th, 2006
10:46:57 AM CST
(0)
Awesome, but all magic should be like this... ice, ice 2, ice 3, etc etc. The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on. *FANBOY ALERT*
Adino
January 26th, 2006
11:03:51 AM CST
(0)
No doubt this will become a fad.
Tranceplant
January 26th, 2006
11:06:17 AM CST
(0)
LOL! That was nice.
sodapopinski
January 26th, 2006
11:09:45 AM CST
(0)
That was great! LoL... Reminds me of Final Fantasy.
doodleq
January 26th, 2006
11:16:46 AM CST
(0)
u s8954 piss
ShO
January 26th, 2006
11:17:32 AM CST
(0)
hahahaha lol
DeathZero
January 26th, 2006
11:20:19 AM CST
(0)
Solidsnake2085
January 26th, 2006
11:23:13 AM CST
(0)
Using FFVII = instant win 5'D!
bats
January 26th, 2006
11:34:55 AM CST
(0)
good effort
Nooblet
January 26th, 2006
11:38:56 AM CST
(0)
wasnt really that funny. you know whatss going to happen just by reading the title.
Sh0rty
January 26th, 2006
11:43:44 AM CST
(0)
OMG HAHA needs O RLY? ftw
doc-faustus
January 26th, 2006
12:55:18 PM CST
(0)
hahaha
rebellionyst
January 26th, 2006
12:58:08 PM CST
(0)
f*ck that... lets see him cast ultima
wddwmmandalore
January 26th, 2006
1:16:51 PM CST
(0)
lol "10/5!"
Pherguson
January 26th, 2006
1:46:29 PM CST
(0)
curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp
WtfNo
May 9th, 2007
9:50:48 PM CDT
(0)
Wow that is so nerd I can't even believe it.
danomano89
March 2nd, 2008
12:31:27 AM CST
(0)
f*g
seero
January 26th, 2006
1:53:22 PM CST
(0)
lol @ 10/5
tehseanzor
January 26th, 2006
1:56:09 PM CST
(0)
wow Pherguson, you are a f*cking retard. Why dont you just say 'jesus isnt even in ff' instead of your homosexual nerd rant.
McPolar
January 26th, 2006
1:56:59 PM CST
(0)
Oh I love religious humor like this. but...the battle theme from what game? =x
Pherguson
January 26th, 2006
2:00:53 PM CST
(0)
not sh*t hes not in FF7 but he used cure 2 not curaga when he did it in book of mormon, so go eat some more negrocock
leJim
January 26th, 2006
2:05:55 PM CST
(0)
5'd cause FF7 is the f*ckin' greatest RPG (together with Fallout and Planescape)
queenie-z
January 26th, 2006
2:07:13 PM CST
(0)
Thank you for making a tasteful Jesus site (I'm Baptist... yeah I know sue me). May Jesus bless you... lol.
queenie-z
January 26th, 2006
2:08:33 PM CST
(0)
"The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on." They were in the JP versions before that but not in the US ones due to space issues.
diablo1387
January 26th, 2006
2:12:32 PM CST
(0)
best jesus lol yet
cyclonus
January 26th, 2006
2:12:54 PM CST
(0)
LOL
KCCool
January 26th, 2006
2:20:11 PM CST
(0)
lol, great stuff, you should make it so Jesus gets to choose what he wants to say.
eatyellowsnow
January 26th, 2006
2:40:38 PM CST
(0)
hahaha! awesome!
NonMagical
January 26th, 2006
2:56:19 PM CST
(0)
I wish he had more... Unique spells. I was waiting to see some comedic magic names, but was dissapointed. 4/5.
Spotz
January 26th, 2006
3:07:38 PM CST
(0)
I laughed many a time.
Gizzowf
January 26th, 2006
3:11:53 PM CST
(0)
Check out phergusonfailslol.ytmnd.com Your YTMND has inspired me. XD
mxbrown
January 26th, 2006
3:12:44 PM CST
(0)
jesus saves!
Noobzorz
January 26th, 2006
3:41:49 PM CST
(0)
More. Now.
newageamish
January 26th, 2006
3:58:58 PM CST
(0)
LOL JESUS. hahah, awesome use of FFVII and jesus! 5 stars ftw.
buttslapper
January 26th, 2006
4:03:50 PM CST
(0)
http://stephenkingsbulge.ytmnd.com/
BIOS9
January 26th, 2006
4:04:44 PM CST
(0)
lol
extraordinarygoodgro
January 26th, 2006
4:10:27 PM CST
(0)
Holy smoke! 5'd.
Hellwolf36
January 26th, 2006
4:17:56 PM CST
(0)
Pure Genius!
mrpibbs
January 26th, 2006
4:18:37 PM CST
(0)
Rpgs make me smile. After 9 years of pleading, this year I'm finally getting ff7 for my b-day. God, thank you. All of the references I never knew will be revealed.
Supermanisme
January 26th, 2006
4:20:04 PM CST
(0)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
flowbiscuit
January 26th, 2006
4:22:00 PM CST
(0)
i don't think LOL jesus got a fair shot at being a fad. LOL jesus needs to catch on! +5 starz for LOL Jesus!
patrickchet
January 26th, 2006
4:26:37 PM CST
(0)
if i had seen this when i was 12, i would have had a much more profound understanding of christianity
MykeIsLove
January 26th, 2006
4:27:16 PM CST
(0)
That's the sexiest thing ever.
fusion513
January 26th, 2006
4:30:03 PM CST
(0)
Good job! Funny and unique!
Kartoffel
January 26th, 2006
4:53:11 PM CST
(0)
It would have been funnier if it were blindna or whatever that spell is called that cures blindness.
UObean
January 26th, 2006
5:01:38 PM CST
(0)
5'd
mes323
January 26th, 2006
5:03:36 PM CST
(0)
ZOMG, ITS JESUS LOL
nova46
January 26th, 2006
5:08:24 PM CST
(0)
+5 for FF7
ken12012
January 26th, 2006
5:12:22 PM CST
(0)
ff7 didn't have suffixes like firaga, they were still old school with fire3. but funny ytmnd anyway.
Destroy
January 26th, 2006
5:20:12 PM CST
(0)
ADD WINKING!
Emblem
January 26th, 2006
5:20:41 PM CST
(0)
hilarious, but pardon me for being a noob but what does 10/5 mean?
darkcross
January 26th, 2006
5:26:15 PM CST
(0)
FF7 has Cure 1 Cure 2 and Cure 3. =CCCCCCCC
AltorLight
January 26th, 2006
5:29:17 PM CST
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Pherguson, you fail even more, due to the fact that Cure 2 is CURA, and Cure 3 is CURAGA. learn your FF. Great ytmnd, it made me laugh something fierce. XD
PopeOnDope
January 26th, 2006
5:34:21 PM CST
(0)
awesome
rubycalaber
January 26th, 2006
5:36:51 PM CST
(0)
beep.............beep.................beep....beep...beep.beepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP TEH FUNAY IS FOUND!!! 5'd
Japots
January 26th, 2006
5:42:18 PM CST
(0)
People downvote for the most idiotic reasons.
co9
January 26th, 2006
5:43:54 PM CST
(0)
definitely deserving of a 10/5
Pherguson
January 26th, 2006
5:49:28 PM CST
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yeah noticed i said curaga(cure 3) would be mp ineffieceint, thats why in The book of mormon jesus used cure 2(cura) like ive said. Also is was cure 3 in Japenese version its cure in hiragana and then the number 3(san) all in hiragana symbols
LifeInGreen
January 26th, 2006
5:56:01 PM CST
(0)
Every Jesus site NEEDS a wink
caveman
January 26th, 2006
5:58:37 PM CST
(0)
Definatley a winner
EatMyPoop
January 26th, 2006
6:36:50 PM CST
(0)
This is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have ever seen.
johnbobby
January 26th, 2006
6:38:21 PM CST
(0)
Jesus, lol, what a great guy
ToastChef
January 26th, 2006
6:39:36 PM CST
(0)
JESUS CHRIST!!!!! I FIVE'D THIS!
Silver-Ace
January 26th, 2006
6:46:08 PM CST
(0)
Man I love the reasons you people voted 1, and I laugh. FOOLISH NERDS, WHO GIVES A f*ck IF HE USED THE WRONG KIND OF HEALS, THIS ISN'T FF7 IN GENERAL ANYWAY.
Silver-Ace
January 26th, 2006
6:47:09 PM CST
(0)
IT'S JESUS, LOL FANTASY!!
darkcross
January 26th, 2006
6:57:00 PM CST
(0)
Lol, it's just a website. Making a point. Chill. =]
Axeman3
January 26th, 2006
7:42:14 PM CST
(0)
5 for saying it was E3 footage.
Silver-Ace
January 26th, 2006
7:57:00 PM CST
(0)
Meh, fine, ok I admit I overreacted but I was just telling it like it is. It's one small thing and it doesn't take away from my score. It's pointless. ...lol I didn't notice the "E3 Footage" Source XD choice
citizenpremier
January 26th, 2006
7:57:49 PM CST
(0)
Haaaa people after believe this stuff.
BrendantheJedi
January 26th, 2006
8:01:21 PM CST
(0)
FF7 Jesus. Beautiful.
nappingninja
January 26th, 2006
8:05:58 PM CST
(0)
WE WANT JESUS LIMIT BREAK!!! oh yeah, 5'ed
embroisured
January 26th, 2006
8:08:19 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHA
Mastodon
January 26th, 2006
8:08:49 PM CST
(0)
ha.
sironyx
January 26th, 2006
8:13:20 PM CST
(0)
But can he resurrect Aerith?!
elite-cshacker
January 26th, 2006
8:19:49 PM CST
(0)
AHAHAHAHA ya do a limit break!!!1
dustinthewind
January 26th, 2006
8:26:05 PM CST
(0)
LOL @ E3 footage
TheJollyMunchkin
January 26th, 2006
8:45:07 PM CST
(0)
the battle theme plays in jesus' head all the time.
bulldawg
January 26th, 2006
8:51:48 PM CST
(0)
The next installment will be up tonight!
chibijuggalo
January 26th, 2006
9:09:40 PM CST
(0)
lmfao halarious
MissileSilo
January 26th, 2006
9:39:09 PM CST
(0)
not funny
XX
January 26th, 2006
10:03:52 PM CST
(0)
10/5!
Iron-Man
January 26th, 2006
10:05:39 PM CST
(0)
10/5 lolz
Servo
January 26th, 2006
10:07:22 PM CST
(0)
Final Fantasy VII had the best regular battle music of the entire series, in my opinion
Hybr1d
January 26th, 2006
10:34:46 PM CST
(0)
YES!
ShadowUser
January 26th, 2006
10:53:53 PM CST
(0)
Sounds like the Chrono Cross Boss battle music. Please tell me it is.
manngegenmann
January 26th, 2006
11:05:16 PM CST
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"10/5" wins it. make more of these plz!
zorked
January 26th, 2006
11:05:24 PM CST
(0)
5 5 5 5 5
monsterparty
January 26th, 2006
11:59:02 PM CST
(0)
A new adventure: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com
Tossrock
January 27th, 2006
12:32:54 AM CST
(0)
OK, the E3 footage comment was hilarious.
stellgod
January 27th, 2006
1:15:34 AM CST
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hilarious lol
Jertje
January 27th, 2006
2:05:18 AM CST
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Win.
stainable
January 27th, 2006
3:10:54 AM CST
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a worthy successor to the original
gigas
January 27th, 2006
3:28:36 AM CST
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hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago. he ain't coming back, he's not magical, and in fact he was a loser who knew some parlor tricks. 2'd.
gigas
January 27th, 2006
3:31:17 AM CST
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oh yeah, also... it's FINAL fantasy. no wonder square needs to absorb smaller companies and be a bitch to disney, you can only push the word "FINAL" so far! hope this is their FINAL year then they DIE!
ObedMarsh
January 27th, 2006
4:07:38 AM CST
(0)
hehe, Jesus is a white mage
HardCheese
January 27th, 2006
4:36:01 AM CST
(0)
Why is this not #1?
Walter43210
January 27th, 2006
4:46:12 AM CST
(0)
XD to the max.
Fareaster
January 27th, 2006
5:35:22 AM CST
(0)
yes indeed, he is jusus
tleckske
January 27th, 2006
6:39:46 AM CST
(0)
Robo-Jesus would kick some serious *ss :/
Athronydd
January 27th, 2006
11:56:09 AM CST
(0)
I would buy this game.
SenJohnKerry
January 27th, 2006
12:40:13 PM CST
(0)
Funny the fist time, kinda getting old.
wg-sciviz
January 27th, 2006
1:05:08 PM CST
(0)
i love it
Inbredapple714
January 27th, 2006
1:56:39 PM CST
(0)
5 for making me spend a day beating FF7 again
Ministry
January 27th, 2006
2:25:16 PM CST
(0)
10/5!
download999
January 27th, 2006
3:33:28 PM CST
(0)
Logged in to 10/5 this.
Geocat
January 27th, 2006
4:33:15 PM CST
(0)
f*cking genius XD
Dragon17013
January 27th, 2006
4:47:44 PM CST
(0)
Rofl, "E3 footage"
FlyingLaserJesus
January 27th, 2006
5:31:06 PM CST
(0)
ITS CURE3 NOT CURAGRA U FUICKING IDOITOSD OMSDGFVG B LZSSCVHSCCGVDA
Angelyne
January 27th, 2006
5:35:51 PM CST
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Best Jesus lol site to date
sandyhater
January 27th, 2006
5:38:04 PM CST
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Pure awseome! Who the hell gives damn that FF7 had Cure 3 and not Curaga? That doesn't matter at all.
CorpHart
January 27th, 2006
5:38:27 PM CST
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As awesome as this is, I have to 4 it for use of Curaga. God, I'm such a nerd.
lightbulb
January 27th, 2006
6:01:22 PM CST
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Unfortunately, you are using a FFVII parody, so Jesus wouldn't cast Curaga. It's Cure3.
squirrelsgonewild
January 27th, 2006
6:48:27 PM CST
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Jesus needs to get in a battle...and his party members could be Moses and the Virgin Mary. And God could be Jesus's summon.
CPhoenix
January 27th, 2006
7:03:44 PM CST
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f*cking Awesome
Psychofox
January 27th, 2006
7:17:12 PM CST
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Great site! To all the people saying "cure3 not curaga": Who the ruck cares? It's Jesus, lol, he can do what he wants.
Zerofire0
January 27th, 2006
7:46:58 PM CST
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teh coolest.
mrpibbs
January 27th, 2006
7:59:54 PM CST
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I'm going to show this to people at church, if I ever go again that is, lol.
badg3r
January 27th, 2006
10:06:09 PM CST
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This would have actually been the coolest thing ever this 15 minute cycle IF there weren't already ten billion other stupid Jesus ytmnd's out there. f*ck Jesus. f*ck FFVII too.
badg3r
January 27th, 2006
10:09:06 PM CST
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add: Oh yeah, f*ck the nitpicking FF fanboy nerd *ssholes who just had to put their 2 cents in about the cure3/curaga thing. Newsflash: No one cares. You're not smart and no you won't ever amount to jack sh*t.
ncsu1
January 27th, 2006
10:45:07 PM CST
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10 for "e3 footage" and keywords.. oh and the 10/5, which is what this is. lol.
Mimic
January 27th, 2006
10:55:24 PM CST
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Oh my god, it's the one winged angel!
CommandoCool
January 27th, 2006
10:55:34 PM CST
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Reminds me of my ffjesus 7 ytmnds lol.
mrpibbs
January 27th, 2006
10:55:41 PM CST
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I'm flippin' out because I'm ordering ff7 and I'll finally get to play it after 9 years! It sucks because I was always the lame kid withe the n64 when i was younger.
wddwmmandalore
January 27th, 2006
10:59:36 PM CST
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"hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago" lol jesus = died in 33AD lol
fattiefalldown
January 28th, 2006
1:39:02 AM CST
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Ca he beat Ruby Weapon? Does he have Auto Res? There's so much the Bible doesnt tell us.
catcher
January 28th, 2006
12:33:59 PM CST
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that music brings me back
TheBlairMan
January 28th, 2006
3:24:30 PM CST
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"curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp" What an i
ViewtifulZak
January 28th, 2006
4:46:33 PM CST
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That's awesome!
Staindfan499
January 29th, 2006
9:13:21 AM CST
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Hey very good job I wish I knew how to take pictures and then just use final fanatasy to make it that much cooler
monsterparty
January 30th, 2006
12:10:10 AM CST
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And the adventure continues: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com
Arona
January 31st, 2006
9:12:27 AM CST
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Thanx for the compliment dude.. plus to those nit picking idiots over the curaga/cure3 who gives a sh*t - it's an ACE YTMND!!! so go away...
Daltonofzeal2
February 7th, 2006
11:20:40 PM CST
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Off course.
vigilante4x
February 17th, 2006
12:36:52 PM CST
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10/5 makes it.
falcobird
February 18th, 2006
10:17:47 PM CST
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You win.
shinobispider
February 18th, 2006
11:00:21 PM CST
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love this!
bbeaird
February 22nd, 2006
1:49:30 AM CST
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Always did love this one.
jak1165
February 22nd, 2006
12:12:59 PM CST
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Chuck Norris ftw!!!
BlueEnna
March 11th, 2006
12:31:13 AM CST
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So great... always full wait bar, 'cause he's Jesus, lol
adim
March 21st, 2006
6:16:06 AM CST
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OMG!! XD Were's more of it?? :D
ultron13
March 21st, 2006
9:22:02 PM CST
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ha!
DarthErik
April 2nd, 2006
12:55:46 PM CDT
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awesome
Edguardo
May 15th, 2006
6:32:19 PM CDT
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f*ck the downvoters
Gomras
June 19th, 2006
1:11:44 PM CDT
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Obviously, Jesus would have Fullcure materia. But why did you use magic from FF8 with FF7 graphics/music. Get your games straight sir!
agentCDE
June 22nd, 2006
9:49:15 AM CDT
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Best said by one of the onlookers: "10/5!"
Virty
June 23rd, 2006
4:50:22 PM CDT
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-1 for the "aga" when you use the music from a Final Fantasy that used numbers.
juggalo-tsunami
June 25th, 2006
9:56:01 AM CDT
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hm. he looks more like chuck norris than jesus.
reversebladezero
June 26th, 2006
12:24:41 AM CDT
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To Gomras: f*ck you.
Genkei
June 28th, 2006
5:52:29 PM CDT
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lol love this
Suntzu617
July 2nd, 2006
11:30:07 PM CDT
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lol jesus.
scorched777
July 3rd, 2006
3:41:35 PM CDT
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"Source image: E3 Footage" LMAO
PenisPai
July 4th, 2006
1:42:00 AM CDT
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HOLY sh*t! I remember this. 5.
xwaix
July 10th, 2006
3:09:28 PM CDT
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"Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus." Or just use the Life (or Full-Life, isn't there a full-life?) spell. Either way, that would be great. XD
XxTopCatxX
July 15th, 2006
12:17:37 PM CDT
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rofl. 5 for funny and for FF7 nostalgia. thats one of my most favorite games of all time.
pussinboots
July 23rd, 2006
4:55:24 AM CDT
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The jesus sites are sooo f*ckin sweet....i love how loose Jesus is w/ this speaking
jimbo44311
July 23rd, 2006
5:00:32 PM CDT
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the brunette chick on the left is a spicy little milf.
Horseshoe-Hermit
July 26th, 2006
1:18:12 PM CDT
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You should try searching for an alternative to the word "Magic" since witchcraft, wizardry and the like are forbidden by God.
Lambon
July 30th, 2006
11:54:46 PM CDT
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replace magic with miracle.
porcellolover
August 8th, 2006
1:35:17 PM CDT
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all time fav rave
Lloen
August 17th, 2006
11:57:45 PM CDT
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I dig it, but dude, Curaga and stuff came about in 8, you need to do Cure 1 2 and 3 and then full life XD
FriendlyNeighborhood
August 18th, 2006
11:20:11 AM CDT
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
chaosomega
September 5th, 2006
4:38:12 AM CDT
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FF + JESUS = 5
Dystopian
March 21st, 2007
4:51:20 AM CDT
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Fun ^^
Hector785
August 22nd, 2007
8:11:47 PM CDT
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Jesus had no healing powers whatsoever. He didn't even exist, as a man anyway. Jesus was originally part of the worlds first marketing campaign, the mascot of Meshuggana John's Wild Water Park. The park didn't do so great as John's main attraction, a baptismal waterslide, was made entirely of coarse sandstone since plastic had yet to be invented. As you can imagine, this wasn't good for the jews at all. John's healing slide being a deathtrap, the park closed the day after grand opening. Time obfuscates all