Canada Aids US Invasion
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Canada Aids US Invasion
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Gmmr04
January 24th, 2006
11:50:53 PM CST
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HAHAH
K7
January 24th, 2006
11:52:10 PM CST
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UGN IM SO BAD AT MATH
Bobbert
January 24th, 2006
11:53:15 PM CST
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Yay Canada! Canoes are made by visible minorities!
somejoeguy
January 24th, 2006
11:57:33 PM CST
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Your an idiot, the exchange rate is like 20 cents to a doller
ttt
January 25th, 2006
12:07:41 AM CST
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actually the rate is 1.15 CDN to 1 US. But hey, who's counting?
Pherguson
January 25th, 2006
1:38:36 AM CST
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America is for negrolovers
SovietRussia
January 25th, 2006
1:41:07 AM CST
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And Canada is for people who couldn't make it in the US.
ohneat
January 25th, 2006
1:51:53 AM CST
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The exchange rate is the highest it's been in years, but nice work with making old pictures new again!
Vehemence666
January 25th, 2006
1:59:23 AM CST
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haha us Canadians rock!
unibomber51
January 25th, 2006
1:59:40 AM CST
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that might have been true a year or 2 ago
Pr0stSh0cKeR
January 25th, 2006
2:10:44 AM CST
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Too bad we ain't touching that Iraq sh*t, eh?
rotten
January 25th, 2006
2:50:38 AM CST
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this would have been funny like 5 years ago, but the dollar is near par. 1 for ignorance.
musicman2059
January 25th, 2006
2:52:38 AM CST
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So true...
humvee2800
January 25th, 2006
3:02:16 AM CST
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fuk you, canada rocks and the exchange rate is very close too the american dollar which is amasing considering weve got like a sixth of your population
humvee2800
January 25th, 2006
3:07:15 AM CST
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cerberus
January 25th, 2006
3:17:41 AM CST
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population doesnt have sh*t to do with the economy, buddy. China's economy is frickin boosting like hell.
Feuerfrei
January 25th, 2006
3:29:50 AM CST
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about right, damn canuks
felpo
January 25th, 2006
4:06:37 AM CST
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you racist bastard
HardCheese
January 25th, 2006
4:16:04 AM CST
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Needs more cowbell.
humvee2800
January 25th, 2006
5:06:23 AM CST
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china proves my point, its population is in the billions so? canada doesnt suck you cock suckers,we burnt your whitehouse down and dont go bitching saying it was the british.THose were canadian troops pussys
Charlok
January 25th, 2006
6:03:10 AM CST
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a mountie > 5,000 troops, 500 tanks, and 10 battleships
CousinIt
January 25th, 2006
6:27:13 AM CST
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uuuuhhh........not funny
Glyde
January 25th, 2006
6:47:38 AM CST
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Funny because it's actually America's fault the dollar was like that. Five years ago. Learn 2 count
CANADIANGAMER
January 25th, 2006
6:54:50 AM CST
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Only Quebec and the Praries use the RCMP, only Northern Ontario uses wooden canoes, and nobody uses horses....
Dragon17013
January 25th, 2006
7:27:15 AM CST
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QFT
Wubbzy
January 25th, 2006
7:37:11 AM CST
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5 for truth. Heil Harper.
Marvelis2680
January 25th, 2006
7:55:10 AM CST
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Canada sucks.
humvee2800
January 25th, 2006
8:00:13 AM CST
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Burn america, i wont rest till america burns and its people lie dead across north america :)
dmitch86
January 25th, 2006
8:26:00 AM CST
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The canadians voted in a conservative, so they can't biatch about America no mo', SUCKAZ!
EvilTurkey1021
January 25th, 2006
8:37:20 AM CST
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Yeah, someone makes a canadian joke, and then people say "America must burn." Well, if America burned, that would include N. and S. America, so Canada would burn too. We live in the United States, if you want to send some death threats. Man, learn how to
EvilTurkey1021
January 25th, 2006
8:39:26 AM CST
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take a joke.
leprecon
January 25th, 2006
8:39:50 AM CST
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that is so lame. I expected better than that from ytmnd...
OniLink5000
January 25th, 2006
8:56:59 AM CST
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Have a sense of humor you douchebags.
monki
January 25th, 2006
9:16:08 AM CST
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Can the U.S. obliterate Canada at will? I think so I mean look what happened to Hiroshima, so its best you Canadians STFU
ligamentx
January 25th, 2006
9:18:46 AM CST
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All the Canadians who are defending themselves and people like "felpo" who say this is racist...probably contribute to the overall racism to ytmnd anyway. Once racism comes your way you get defensive.
barthalamule
January 25th, 2006
9:25:49 AM CST
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average, I heard that joke a few years back when we invaded Afghanistan
Bigboss
January 25th, 2006
9:56:55 AM CST
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1 for not noticing that the US dollar has crumbled and is now only worth 15 cents more than the Canadian dollar.
jpeg87
January 25th, 2006
10:18:50 AM CST
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LOL, canadian is not a race, so this ytmnd is not racist.
Blamat
January 25th, 2006
10:22:25 AM CST
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One. Canada jokes are really getting old this side of the border. Wow, we have mounties and they rode horses, LAUGH!
ligamentx
January 25th, 2006
10:24:51 AM CST
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haha they are according to "felpo"
Kishkumen
January 25th, 2006
10:25:08 AM CST
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Mountees pwn. They are like, the 5th toughest type of people: 1) Chuck Norris 2) Vikings 3)Ninjas 4)Pirates 5) Mountees :D
anarkya
January 25th, 2006
10:41:34 AM CST
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Royal Canadian Mounted Police FTW! Im proud to be a Canadian :)
Reinhart
January 25th, 2006
11:11:48 AM CST
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Canada is America with less crime and more French people. This YTMND is stupid, everyone hates America, nobody hates Canada... except us Americans. You'd think if the ENTIRE WORLD HATES US our people would stop bashing EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD but
FunkMastaSav
January 25th, 2006
12:27:52 PM CST
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+1 for retarded patriotism in comments. +1 for horse eating the Mountie's iPod.
zmatt
January 25th, 2006
12:42:04 PM CST
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if only canada had a military with that.
coryliu
January 25th, 2006
12:44:19 PM CST
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As a Canadian I approve this YTMND. However it is not a very well put together YTMND (-1). Also, this joke is incredibly old now (-1).
xatnys
January 25th, 2006
12:57:29 PM CST
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Exchange rate joke LOLOLOLOLOL..........
johnbobby
January 25th, 2006
12:57:45 PM CST
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QTF is wrong with those Canadians and their sucky country?
snax
January 25th, 2006
1:09:37 PM CST
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5 because Canada is awesome. No hard feelings, ok?
Dragonlord86
January 25th, 2006
1:10:23 PM CST
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f*ck Canada.
coryliu
January 25th, 2006
1:15:53 PM CST
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These comments are funny. Americans that hate Canada both 1 and 5 it, and Canadians that claim to love Canada both 1 and 5 it.
n00bzaregay
January 25th, 2006
1:16:58 PM CST
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Canada owns j00. 5/5
Squishy333
January 25th, 2006
2:00:20 PM CST
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Lol, win.
BioHazard
January 25th, 2006
2:07:13 PM CST
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5 for Canadia, Eh?
Fly1ngTo4st3r
January 25th, 2006
2:08:03 PM CST
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XD pwnt by exchange rate
BioHazard
January 25th, 2006
2:08:17 PM CST
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SilverEclipse
January 25th, 2006
2:13:28 PM CST
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wow, it's just a joke, you stupid political f*gs. you don't have to analyze it like it's actually a shot at canada.
AgentKaio
January 25th, 2006
2:31:49 PM CST
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lol, canadian n00bs
cerberus
January 25th, 2006
2:31:51 PM CST
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meh, i don't know why our biggest state hates us so much :P face it canada, we pwn j00!
stevexii
January 25th, 2006
2:33:26 PM CST
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THIS SUCKS and the musici s f*cking overused
add2006
January 25th, 2006
2:38:05 PM CST
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5 for making fun of Canada
Virty
January 25th, 2006
2:46:19 PM CST
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The anti-canadians gives this a one star, and so do canadians. Aren't people abit biased on both sides? Come on, it is kinda funny.
White-Rabbit
January 25th, 2006
2:46:56 PM CST
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actually canadas exchange rate is a major determining factor for american tourists, americans can get more for thier dollar
surfinbrant
January 25th, 2006
3:01:05 PM CST
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Not very funny. Only gave an extra star cause conservatives were elected there. Dirty liberals...
rm0099
January 25th, 2006
3:03:30 PM CST
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Canada Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction. Its called the telephone. They call america and say "Help, we're being attacked, eh?"
Slysliver
January 25th, 2006
3:04:02 PM CST
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Teh Mounties own!
Slysliver
January 25th, 2006
3:05:05 PM CST
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Damn, that was supposted to be a 5iver. Oh well Looks like the Canadian exchange rate is working on me too
Cataclaw
January 25th, 2006
3:09:22 PM CST
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This would have been funny years ago, when the exchange rate different was high. With CAD as high as it is, joke gets -3 for "not applicableness"
darkgohan645
January 25th, 2006
3:25:21 PM CST
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these comments are pretty funny, considering most americans I know hate their country and only dream of living in Canada
HopelessCubFan
January 25th, 2006
3:31:25 PM CST
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Take off ya hoser!
fj311
January 25th, 2006
3:39:01 PM CST
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I'm not laughing... but primarily because our armed forces have more generals than tanks. Seriously. Look it up. :(
ColonelCow
January 25th, 2006
3:51:38 PM CST
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huh? Old joke, mainly
TheNewFlesh
January 25th, 2006
4:02:08 PM CST
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Lighten up people, you're making us Canadians look bad. This thing was funny.
Sudoro
January 25th, 2006
4:12:40 PM CST
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Yeah, im canadian and i had a good laugh form this
Nibble
January 25th, 2006
4:22:51 PM CST
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OLOL FLAMEWAR!
Realchaos1
January 25th, 2006
4:27:53 PM CST
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CHINA IS GOING TO INVADE THE US ALONG WITH NORTH KOREA!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!
bai2u
January 25th, 2006
4:56:48 PM CST
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f*ck CANADA
relam13
January 25th, 2006
5:15:25 PM CST
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5 because Canada sucks
spookymilo
January 25th, 2006
5:24:42 PM CST
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lol canada
humvee2800
January 25th, 2006
5:28:03 PM CST
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lol, you guys actually think america would get away with invading canada? first of all the second Us tried too use nukes on us natos would fire so many nukes up their *ss america will likely sink, Two i think the americans should remember what happened la
natall
January 25th, 2006
5:36:06 PM CST
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I find this ytmnd funny, however Canadians do not get involved in idiotic american wars for a reason. We are too smart for stupid sh*t like that.
FunkSauce
January 25th, 2006
5:40:42 PM CST
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You all deserve AIDS. Shut the hell up.
Dredd
January 25th, 2006
5:46:11 PM CST
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"population doesnt have sh*t to do with the economy, buddy. China's economy is frickin boosting like hell." Way to contradict yourself dipsh*t.
MrPharand
January 25th, 2006
5:55:04 PM CST
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Congrats, you took overused Requiem for a Dream music, put some text on a picture, and used a joke that is about 10 years old. What's next, Yakov Smirnoff jokes?
Toilet
January 25th, 2006
5:55:52 PM CST
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I'll give you something to laugh aboot
darkwhisper
January 25th, 2006
6:03:37 PM CST
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UPDATED VERSION http://tttisaf*g.ytmnd.com/
darkwhisper
January 25th, 2006
6:04:43 PM CST
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*=a
Twist96
January 25th, 2006
6:04:47 PM CST
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"the exchange rate is very close too the american dollar which is amasing considering weve got like a sixth of your population" Well its one USD to one GBP, and Britain as like 3% pop. of what America has. PWNED!
Twist96
January 25th, 2006
6:05:49 PM CST
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*actually, its about 0.70 GBP to one USD
Ave
January 25th, 2006
6:08:01 PM CST
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Meh, it would be better if it were relevant.
DarkGeneral
January 25th, 2006
6:08:42 PM CST
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS EPIC MUSIC IS ORIGINALLY FROM! its driving me nuts... Lord of teh rings? Matrix? World of Warcraft?
dvrrox
January 25th, 2006
6:18:45 PM CST
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u stink, canada rulez.
insanity2k2
January 25th, 2006
6:20:09 PM CST
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Im a Canadian, and I thought this was awesome anyway. Sorry for the stupidity of some of my Canadian bretheren.
MedicDance
January 25th, 2006
6:21:50 PM CST
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N-nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Boxman
January 25th, 2006
6:23:39 PM CST
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Canada is a valable allie, But hey, still good. (that mounty is invincable)
ilikestuffandyou
January 25th, 2006
6:28:53 PM CST
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The only thing that can stop Chuck Norris is a Canadian Mountie
furlonium
January 25th, 2006
6:37:43 PM CST
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No, nothing can stop Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris.
hellsent1
January 25th, 2006
7:01:11 PM CST
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i am shocked at how many people gave this a 1... it's just a joke guys
shawnhart
January 25th, 2006
7:02:41 PM CST
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Canadians, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
skratchmasta
January 25th, 2006
7:07:31 PM CST
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Hilarious. I don't really think the point of this is to focus on the exchange rate of currency but more the pathetic military power of Canada. Could be wrong though...
lazylen
January 25th, 2006
7:14:53 PM CST
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rofl. as a canadian, i support this message. :P
bigxshowx
January 25th, 2006
7:52:22 PM CST
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its funny how the USD dollar has been down against every other major currency including the CAD... moron
unk
January 25th, 2006
7:53:25 PM CST
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You guys will be needing our oil :D
WTFNation
January 25th, 2006
7:53:54 PM CST
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Old joke... But that's all Bush deserves anyways. Way things are going, the exchange rate will be the other way soon anyways!
WTFNation
January 25th, 2006
7:56:38 PM CST
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Hey unk, Canada is now the second-most oil rich nation in the world, after Saudi Arabia... so looks like you'll be needing OUR oil... and timber... and electricity... and beer.
FunkMastaSav
January 25th, 2006
8:06:32 PM CST
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To any retards who insist on bringing up the war of 1812, the country wasn't even Canada then and it was almost 200 f*cking years ago. NOBODY CARES.
zeip
January 25th, 2006
8:16:23 PM CST
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This was giggle-worthy. And I must say, if you get all upset and defensive over a stupid joke, you must have been living in a bubble all these years.
silverfirex
January 25th, 2006
8:31:15 PM CST
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5 Becaus Canada burnt down the white house in the 1800's, thats why its white now
spuds
January 25th, 2006
8:51:49 PM CST
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^canada has troops?^
kindpastor
January 25th, 2006
8:54:38 PM CST
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5'ed for insulting America's hat.
Kiron
January 25th, 2006
9:06:05 PM CST
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i can take a joke fired at Canada, but this just isn't funny. Period.
FrenchNinja
January 25th, 2006
9:08:41 PM CST
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It's funny cuz its true. :O
Tossrock
January 25th, 2006
9:14:20 PM CST
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sh*tty, overused sound + old joke = 2.
iikryton
January 25th, 2006
9:21:15 PM CST
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f*ck off
brainface
January 25th, 2006
9:25:06 PM CST
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wtf are you talking about!??! Its atleast 2 canoes!!!!!
suicidalmilk
January 25th, 2006
9:45:56 PM CST
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-4 for ignorance.
Robot-Chicken
January 25th, 2006
9:47:32 PM CST
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one for unfunny canada joke
jak1165
January 25th, 2006
10:03:30 PM CST
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5 for mounties. They kick so much ass
zyle
January 25th, 2006
10:07:44 PM CST
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I don't get the canada bashing. Canada is just like another another US state, just a lot more liberal and sensible than most US states.
PoisonedAl
January 25th, 2006
10:54:58 PM CST
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Heh, yuck it up, but guess what. The US exchange rate isn't sh*t hot ether. - Signed a bitter brit who gets paid in US dollars.
Nite27
January 25th, 2006
11:00:51 PM CST
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hey, that canoe has been known to kick some serious ass.
Bucketman
January 25th, 2006
11:46:00 PM CST
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these comments are pretty funny, most americans I know hate their country and only dream of living in Canada-I live 2 hours from the Canadian border and I aint going anywhere buddy
Bucketman
January 25th, 2006
11:47:57 PM CST
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Also...I would probably consider Canada as "cool" if you got rid of the damn French
Gmmr04
January 26th, 2006
1:12:41 AM CST
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CANADA SUCKS!
humvee2800
January 26th, 2006
4:18:25 PM CST
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i love how ytmnd carrys tso many idiots who cant even carry a conversation but say either you suck or canada sucks...Ouch... not that ytmnds bad mind you(It rocks :)) its just it seems too attract so many noobs who dont know that canada is far better then
DarthMeatloaf
January 26th, 2006
9:47:25 PM CST
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Holy sh*t, I can't believe that you people laugh your asses off at "n*gg* stole my bike," but when someone makes a joke about Canada the gloves come off. Take a damn joke.
AssDisaster
July 11th, 2006
12:19:54 AM CDT
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Someone said it earlier, would've been funnier when the exchange was higher.
ciwy
August 22nd, 2006
7:59:28 PM CDT
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