Kanye West is Jesus (UPDATED MUSIC)
Created on: January 24th, 2006
Kanye West is Jesus (UPDATED MUSIC)
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I listen to my peeps. Now with "Jesus Walks" included.
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Kanye West - Kanye Walks

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islesfan3421
January 24th, 2006
11:35:39 PM CST
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What a f*cking douche.
lordrameN
January 24th, 2006
11:36:43 PM CST
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that's an awfully biased article on the journalist's part. CNN is supposed to be facts, not opinions.
JobberMcJob
January 24th, 2006
11:40:46 PM CST
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Yeah, supposedly he can rap, but can the f*cker walk on water?
macc
January 25th, 2006
12:06:18 AM CST
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seriouly can this guy get any more retarded?
cerberus
January 25th, 2006
12:09:15 AM CST
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i hope he dies in a raging fire. btw, dunno if i like this for presenting the info about the douche, or hate it for the douche...
Dipolio
January 25th, 2006
12:21:43 AM CST
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What an arrogant ass. "Jesus doesn't care about black people either."
Fidelus
January 25th, 2006
12:24:41 AM CST
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coooorn on the cooob....corn on the kabob....
an84danarchist
January 25th, 2006
1:09:09 AM CST
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COON ON THE KOB no.........
rickster
January 25th, 2006
1:37:33 AM CST
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poor music choice
Dasyati
January 25th, 2006
1:47:26 AM CST
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Expected "Jesus Walks"
Obbi
January 25th, 2006
1:57:44 AM CST
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Pick better music plz lawlz
cerberus
January 25th, 2006
2:17:11 AM CST
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actually the music woulda been fine if it was full and if it was b4 the Corn on the Cob one came out. now no one can use it anymore cuz ppl only will think of corn. :(
rybuda
January 25th, 2006
2:20:29 AM CST
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See the Thesaurus YTMND above.^ +4 for blasphemy.
tompeters
January 25th, 2006
3:03:02 AM CST
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i hate kanye west, his songs are sung from the devils mouth, he will spend his time in hell
RGBeowulf
January 25th, 2006
3:21:54 AM CST
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n*gg* stole my jesus...
Feuerfrei
January 25th, 2006
3:24:13 AM CST
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1d for giving ANY attention to a darky, sorry, he's garbage, not JESUS
zephyrsky
January 25th, 2006
3:30:34 AM CST
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Kanye West is such a douchebag. Is music is OVERRATED.
Adino
January 25th, 2006
3:34:58 AM CST
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I hope he doesn't win anything at the Grammys and has a nervous breakdown on live tv. That would be hilarious.
DarkOwl
January 25th, 2006
4:14:24 AM CST
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Srsly, I expected Jesus Walks.
Big-North
January 25th, 2006
4:23:46 AM CST
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Hate the sound
Master-Semaj
January 25th, 2006
4:44:09 AM CST
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Shame he can't turn water into STFU...
Torico
January 25th, 2006
6:36:11 AM CST
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+5 for Kabob
Sathen
January 25th, 2006
6:36:23 AM CST
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^ Semaj wins, you get a 5. this ytmnd also gets a 5 ONLY because it shows what a douche this guy really is.
ademska
January 25th, 2006
7:04:38 AM CST
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It's a neat photo, though. And the music needs to be Jesus Walks.
belthegor
January 25th, 2006
7:08:08 AM CST
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Wow, that guy is an ass
Shortone
January 25th, 2006
7:12:10 AM CST
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what an attention whore.
Dragon17013
January 25th, 2006
7:19:09 AM CST
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Arrogant bastard
MissileSilo
January 25th, 2006
7:22:38 AM CST
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1. Jesus was not a n****r 2. "West also says his hit song 'Gold Digger' was the best song last year" wtf that was the worst song
TheMastahC
January 25th, 2006
7:27:40 AM CST
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I wish he was Jesus, because he would be dead by now.
nonix
January 25th, 2006
7:32:07 AM CST
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Kanye cares about corn on the cob. xD
SuperficialBob
January 25th, 2006
8:21:14 AM CST
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He's such a tool.
dmitch86
January 25th, 2006
8:27:00 AM CST
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hey look at me, my skin color is darker than yours
Jpsousa4
January 25th, 2006
8:35:37 AM CST
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Nobody cares. (at least, nobody should care.) To be fair; 3.
monki
January 25th, 2006
9:08:45 AM CST
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Heh, Jesus is not black.
therealsasaki
January 25th, 2006
9:10:10 AM CST
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Jesus wasn't black. He would have been killed sooner if he were.
HACaboose
January 25th, 2006
9:22:26 AM CST
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He's a no talent *ss clown.
AYEJAY
January 25th, 2006
9:26:50 AM CST
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all I hear with that song is Corn on the cob/kabob...lol
Mitchcom
January 25th, 2006
9:34:30 AM CST
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Kanye Wast needs to be catapaulted into the sun.
mantenna
January 25th, 2006
9:49:49 AM CST
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hey f*ckers! Jesus WAS black
Charlok
January 25th, 2006
10:01:16 AM CST
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George Bush doesn't care about Jesus.
TastyLobster
January 25th, 2006
10:02:54 AM CST
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Jesus was middle eastern...
zyphaz
January 25th, 2006
10:04:10 AM CST
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Jesus... now coooorn on the cob is stuck in my head!
CaptianHowdy
January 25th, 2006
10:14:51 AM CST
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you should have used the song Jesus Walks by Kanye West, you know for the sound, it still probably would have been a crappy YTMND
manish
January 25th, 2006
10:43:21 AM CST
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LoL, gimme grammy. "hmmmm... what rhymes with digger?"
Indymaestro
January 25th, 2006
10:49:00 AM CST
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What a F*&$ing waste of human flesh. I hope one of his "homies" takes "him out" like other "musicians" in his "genre" have been "taken out". Word G
Indymaestro
January 25th, 2006
10:52:01 AM CST
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Oh and mantenna, Jesus wasn't black. Stop regurgitating propaganda to whatever ideology you espouse. Jesus, if such a man existed, would have been from the middle-east and therefore closer in skin color to the indigenous Jews and "Palestinians" of the A
Zero-Omega
January 25th, 2006
10:54:20 AM CST
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Raptor jesus > Kanye jesus
Cryptic
January 25th, 2006
11:04:05 AM CST
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Kanye is full of himself and sucks in the music business. If it wasn't for the MTV junkies/wannabes/wiggers he'd have no reason to live. Die plzkthx
drjones56
January 25th, 2006
11:12:54 AM CST
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Kanye is a no-talent douche... jesus>kanye
Hayato
January 25th, 2006
11:34:10 AM CST
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George Bush doesn't care about Black People.
n3z
January 25th, 2006
11:41:03 AM CST
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hey guys i got a suprpise for you bitches: JESUS WAS BLACK
interule
January 25th, 2006
11:46:35 AM CST
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He sucks http://ytmndjesus.ytmnd.com/
Abdiel
January 25th, 2006
12:05:53 PM CST
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i dont want him to be great. i want him to die already.
Speedy
January 25th, 2006
12:16:06 PM CST
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Yep, Corn on the Cob ruined Duel of the Fates for me. BTW, any idiot can screencap CNN.
jedireject
January 25th, 2006
12:28:37 PM CST
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this retard is retarded
RupeeClock
January 25th, 2006
12:31:47 PM CST
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Thank you for putting huge text in the way of the crucial line.
ragnarok7x7
January 25th, 2006
12:42:27 PM CST
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damn douche bag hes so full of himself
clobby
January 25th, 2006
12:57:46 PM CST
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Jesus did not have chipmunk cheeks.
SailorAmaya
January 25th, 2006
1:02:12 PM CST
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Goddamn it, I'll never be able to listen to that song correctly again. Oh, and Kanye West sucks.
Reth
January 25th, 2006
1:22:32 PM CST
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Change the song to Jesus Walks.
Colon-Three
January 25th, 2006
1:29:10 PM CST
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lol n****r jesus 1'd for no "Jesus Walks"
InfallibleRoxi
January 25th, 2006
1:49:56 PM CST
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Translation = Lol.
hybridboy695
January 25th, 2006
1:51:24 PM CST
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Jesus was not black.
Squishy333
January 25th, 2006
1:55:35 PM CST
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Would have been much better with "Jesus Walks", ironically produced by Kanye West himslef. Or should I say Himself?
Squishy333
January 25th, 2006
1:57:06 PM CST
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Just read the comments after posting and noticed a few other poeple requested "Jesus Walks".
Squishy333
January 25th, 2006
1:58:18 PM CST
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Holy f*ck, right after posting my last 2 comments, I pressed "Back" and noticed the updated music. Just get rid of the text. 4.
ashpoop
January 25th, 2006
2:02:00 PM CST
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FCS Jesus was NOT black.Look at the geography of where he was from...
megajerk
January 25th, 2006
2:08:40 PM CST
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Jesus doesn't care about black people.
MuncherOfSpleens
January 25th, 2006
2:12:20 PM CST
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How arrogant can you get? I don't think Jesus is taking this too personally, but it still irks me.
surfinbrant
January 25th, 2006
2:58:41 PM CST
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Kanye West is a dirty liberal traitor with gay music. Punishment for a traitor? Death.
Youareindeedthemanno
January 25th, 2006
3:17:11 PM CST
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n****rS CANT BE JESUS HE WAS AN ARAB
bulblax
January 25th, 2006
3:19:23 PM CST
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lol i saw this
WhiteNinja
January 25th, 2006
3:46:04 PM CST
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wow....
analpwnage
January 25th, 2006
3:47:28 PM CST
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Why the hell didn't I do this?
SSJTOM
January 25th, 2006
4:02:00 PM CST
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Like his music, hate his views.
squirrelsgonewild
January 25th, 2006
4:03:20 PM CST
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I guess jesus is black. :\ (no racism ment, if anyone finds it to be)
Realchaos1
January 25th, 2006
4:30:37 PM CST
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kanye is a joke
weetodded
January 25th, 2006
4:38:42 PM CST
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5 for Fidelus' post
KinCryos
January 25th, 2006
5:41:11 PM CST
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according to englishatheist.org, God doesn't care for black people
homeboy5925
January 25th, 2006
5:48:48 PM CST
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Lol @ n****rs.
TheRaven7
January 25th, 2006
6:02:14 PM CST
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PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ATTENTION WHORE
Saucy
January 25th, 2006
6:12:53 PM CST
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Jesus does NOT walk with you, Kanye. You can walk side-by-side with your huge ego, though.
dvrrox
January 25th, 2006
6:24:11 PM CST
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i love you
Protosz
January 25th, 2006
6:33:12 PM CST
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f*ck that nig
Samantha543
January 25th, 2006
6:41:37 PM CST
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How did someone so f*cking stupid and arrogant get so famous? Every time one of his songs comes on the radio I want to rip my eardrums out.
Psicosis
January 25th, 2006
7:13:55 PM CST
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What a dumb richer.
funkwich
January 25th, 2006
7:25:32 PM CST
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this is good, but -1 because kanye is such an ass.
penguineater
January 25th, 2006
8:27:50 PM CST
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HOLY f*ck. I give a 5 to you not because I like this, but to cover up all the 1s given by f*cking KKK-loving, Mississippi, racist pricks. I hope you all get raped by a big black guy named Bubba. Kthx.
Jesusv20wnsj00
January 25th, 2006
8:59:51 PM CST
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Fix the loop. It kinda sucks at the end.
Tossrock
January 25th, 2006
9:16:00 PM CST
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SCREENCAPS - HILARIOUS. The song's ok, so this gets a 3.
Tsuchiya
January 25th, 2006
9:46:49 PM CST
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jesus wasnt black, and he definitly isnt kanye west
sdavis
January 25th, 2006
10:13:30 PM CST
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sh*t. I saw this yesterday and I was going to do it but I figured it wouldnt be that great. You got into the top 15 with it. I really regret not making it.
trendyskaman
January 25th, 2006
11:13:17 PM CST
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Have y'all heard "get em high"? If the man says he's Jesus, he's Jesus. We major homie, we major.
ademska
January 27th, 2006
8:28:48 PM CST
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Upgraded to five for music change!
ManontheEdge
February 6th, 2006
12:28:30 AM CST
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Wait a second... Jesus wasnt a degenarate!
Rinkul
March 18th, 2006
9:47:50 PM CST
(0)
legendary04
August 22nd, 2006
4:05:28 AM CDT
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Yeah but nobody minds when there's a white Jesus. Racist pricks.