Who Would Win This Fight? (seriously, comment on it. i want to know.)
Created on: January 23rd, 2006
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While chuck norris could beat macgyver in a straight fight macgyver would surely combine the terminator and
megaman x with the use of a rubberband and create a sort of brain controlling device to take over bill gates brain, then he would use his powers to bluescreen robo-cop thus paralyzing him
and then he would make master chief wich microsoft pretty much owns kill raiden, constanza and the prince due to their lack of guns and while he was doing that microsofts lawyers would (to be continued.)
(continued) Microsofts lawyers would then slaughter gordon and the stargate bloke and would then with the help of master chief defeat jesus and after that macgyver would add robocop to his megaman-terminator mind controlling staff to create a chuck norris killing staff and would then kill chuck norris.
MACGYVER WINS!
MacGyver builds an electricity nullifier out of a can of cola, a corkscrew and a steak. With it, he destroys the equipment of megaman, master chief, robocop, terminator, freeman and whoever that dude in weird armor on the right is. Then, out of the remains of them he builds, with the help of a coathanger and an xbox 360, he defeats everybody else... Expect Jesus, who cannot die (he goes back to heaven and decides to never participate in multi-dimensional mass combat ever again) and Bill Gates, who installs
X would start whining about how he wanted peace, Chuck would be out scoring with some babe, Robocop would be busy starring in a crappy sequal, Prince would be kicking *ss but then run out of sand, this is a no items match so MacGuyver would be f*cked, Rayden would be locked in a draw with Bill Gates until he self-destructed and they both died, nobody cares about some statue, Gordon would probably take out the Terminator but wouldn't suspect the nipple blast from George.
George wins.
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Megaman FTW. He'd defeat the weak ones first, such as Costanza, Gates, and the Jaffa. Having absorbed their powers, he'd work his way up the chain until the final boss, Master Chief. After their battle, the Master Chief would discard his armor, revealing himself to actually be Jesus. After an apocalyptic battle, Jesus would assume his true form, Chuck Norris. After YET ANOTHER apocalyptic battle, Megaman would eke out a win by virtue of his MacGuyver power, being able to fix himself with virtually nothing.
final four is jesus, chuck norris, macgyver, and raiden. Depending on how they match up the outcome could be different. basically macgyver wins if he raiden, because he's a clever bitch. Chuck norris beats macgyver and raiden. Raiden beats jesus. Jesus will beat chuck, and the battle between raiden and him will go to sudden death. Jesus refuses to fight macgyver. so, yea depending on how the first matches go, i'd say chuck norris or macgyver.
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