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ohneat

January 21st, 2006

11:19:01 PM CST

(0)

I give you credit for presentation but this Chuck Norris fad is tired.

knotfreak

January 21st, 2006

11:20:32 PM CST

(0)

5 for the cherokee fact

St00pidman

January 21st, 2006

11:21:15 PM CST

(0)

This wins.

conormichael

January 21st, 2006

11:21:34 PM CST

(0)

Dude, f*cking wins for "Mambo Gallego".

AmonPaaradul

January 21st, 2006

11:21:57 PM CST

(0)

I still think the best one is "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." Pretty damned good.

warsman11

January 21st, 2006

11:22:25 PM CST

(0)

This has to be one of the best tymnd.

TheEvilTwin

January 21st, 2006

11:37:29 PM CST

(0)

Pretty funny idea, though a tad long. Some of the frames contain glitches. Work on fixing that and this'll get a 5.

FarEastWitch

January 21st, 2006

11:38:13 PM CST

(0)

Well, you're using the originals at least.

Shortone

January 21st, 2006

11:40:32 PM CST

(-1)

should be "as if this were original" not "was original"

Lars-nCompany

January 21st, 2006

11:43:18 PM CST

(0)

I enjoyed it, but weren't a lot of those originally Vin Diesel facts?

SnakerJaker

January 21st, 2006

11:44:33 PM CST

(0)

The best part about this YTMND is that it makes the point that non-originality gets too much credit on this site while still satisfying those who need obvious humour.

hockeyham

January 21st, 2006

11:48:46 PM CST

(1)

fixed faded text...I think.

TheOneWingedAngel

January 21st, 2006

11:48:51 PM CST

(0)

Ownership

jakeman

January 21st, 2006

11:49:00 PM CST

(0)

old. dumb. quit this idiotic fad. i will now offend you: I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS' ASS, AND I CAN DO IT WHILE I'M TYPING A NOVEL. WHICH TAKES TWO SECONDS FOR ME.

hockeyham

January 21st, 2006

11:50:05 PM CST

(0)

actually, that wasn't faded text. You were so blinded by the roundhouse kick to the face you were seeing ghost images... ;)

ensignmpls

January 21st, 2006

11:50:30 PM CST

(0)

Did I tell you you're my idol?

VinnyWeapons

January 21st, 2006

11:50:51 PM CST

(0)

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

Spotz

January 21st, 2006

11:53:44 PM CST

(0)

I enjoyed it.

Oleander

January 21st, 2006

11:53:53 PM CST

(0)

3 for half of those facts originally being Vin Diesel facts, and copied over by people with no originality. Although this is not directly your fault, you should know better. Vin would be ashamed.

Oleander

January 21st, 2006

11:55:52 PM CST

(0)

KNOWN better...

tekjerk

January 21st, 2006

11:57:02 PM CST

(0)

I don't get it. The Vin Diesel fact generator has been around longer. The Mr. T fact generator has been around I think the same amount of time as the Chuck Norris fact generator. Yet Chuck Norris is the popular one. Oh well, 4'd

SilentSwan

January 21st, 2006

11:58:20 PM CST

(0)

Great.

dcmm

January 21st, 2006

11:59:13 PM CST

(0)

I was thinking about making something like this yesterday, but it would've sucked.

Endlessmike03

January 21st, 2006

11:59:49 PM CST

(0)

because chuck rules and vin diesel is lame and mr. t isn't really around. oh and this ytmnd featured poor image ready skills FTL

DynamiteRave24

January 22nd, 2006

12:01:03 AM CST

(-1)

Chuck Norris is a f*g.

ThroatHazard

January 22nd, 2006

12:03:41 AM CST

(0)

Okay...I usually don't write comments but I just wanted to say if I could bet more than 5, I would. Then ask Chuck Norris if he gets ice cream headaches.

str0ngbad

January 22nd, 2006

12:06:08 AM CST

(0)

By the way the song is the D-code version of Mambo Gallego, The old Adult Swim theme

AmonPaaradul

January 22nd, 2006

12:07:59 AM CST

(0)

Ugh, some of you still don't get the point of YTMND, or of creativity for that matter. It's not about being 100% original. It's about taking a mixture of old concepts and making something new. Same reason we have sex.

AmonPaaradul

January 22nd, 2006

12:09:45 AM CST

(0)

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. But it's always composed of old ideas. Yes, even great art by the likes of Shakespeare, Beethoven and Monet.

AmonPaaradul

January 22nd, 2006

12:11:08 AM CST

(0)

There is a qualitative difference, of course; but the idea still stands. New art is old art with a twist.

xfruitbob

January 22nd, 2006

12:13:57 AM CST

(0)

I love you man. Not as much as I love the Chuck.

Typo-the-Lover

January 22nd, 2006

12:35:45 AM CST

(0)

If this doesnt make it to the 10 15, then people are gay. Lol. 5'd

Fizz

January 22nd, 2006

12:37:09 AM CST

(0)

Remember when it was the Vin Diesel fact generator?

jammno

January 22nd, 2006

12:45:10 AM CST

(0)

5'd for ITG music.

JakeNBake

January 22nd, 2006

12:45:21 AM CST

(0)

5 For owning NASA

throes

January 22nd, 2006

12:59:38 AM CST

(0)

This one wins, the A-S music really helps it along. I lol'd @ flashed "snape kills dumbledore"

Mirokunite

January 22nd, 2006

1:03:33 AM CST

(0)

Haha, what song is this? I know it was the classic Adult Swim theme back between 2001-2002ish

HonkyMagoo

January 22nd, 2006

1:35:03 AM CST

(0)

For for the old school Adult Swim, You should have made a pool backround like them though.

KoLbEr34

January 22nd, 2006

1:40:31 AM CST

(0)

hey mother f*cker http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ i made it a wile ago

ninjabirdie

January 22nd, 2006

1:47:45 AM CST

(0)

4'd. 3 for it being quite entertaining, and one simply because adult swim sucks

Sephyr

January 22nd, 2006

1:50:33 AM CST

(0)

Most of those are actually Vin Diesel facts which some douchebag replaced Vin Diesel with Chuck Norris. f*g.

ebugg

January 22nd, 2006

1:50:52 AM CST

(0)

dumb.

krowa04

January 22nd, 2006

1:57:16 AM CST

(0)

What song is that? someone tell me its FTW

ewoc

January 22nd, 2006

1:57:38 AM CST

(0)

WIN!!!

inkdrinker

January 22nd, 2006

1:58:58 AM CST

(0)

Being self aware is only funny when it leads you to something worth saying.

RegBarc

January 22nd, 2006

2:00:19 AM CST

(0)

Still unoriginal. So basically all you did was (admittingly) take many other people's work and PowerPoint'd that sh*t? f*ck YOU AND f*ck YOUR FAMILY YOU THIEF. NO BREAD ON THEIR TABLE SO YOU CAN GET A 5. KILL YOURSELF AND f*ck THE BODY.

Dragoh

January 22nd, 2006

2:09:13 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris is a goddamn goon...

ZeroSpade

January 22nd, 2006

2:14:06 AM CST

(0)

I love Chuck Norris but this is boring. Since well all you are doing is what Adult Swim does...and thats only funny because it's quick filler. This is really nothing more then a bad rip off of adult swim.

EdUntilImDead

January 22nd, 2006

2:16:16 AM CST

(0)

Vin Diesel is far superior to Chuck Norris in every way. Chuck Norris has openly admit none of this is true. When Vin Diesel was questioned about it, he simply said "NO COMMENT" Get out of here now!

mayunholdup

January 22nd, 2006

2:33:44 AM CST

(0)

Best YTMND f*cking ever!

Dipolio

January 22nd, 2006

2:39:16 AM CST

(0)

lame AND awesome.

cboz

January 22nd, 2006

2:42:46 AM CST

(0)

4ing because Chuck Norris is awesome, and So is D-Code...But for christ sake. use an Mp3.

Raccoon

January 22nd, 2006

2:44:55 AM CST

(0)

ha haaa.. truly funny facts

Chesterretje

January 22nd, 2006

3:00:07 AM CST

(0)

Those comments are stolen from the Vin Diesel site...

lagger

January 22nd, 2006

3:09:56 AM CST

(0)

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ complete failure.

Magelan

January 22nd, 2006

3:15:29 AM CST

(0)

This sucks Vin diesel is the original

Andar

January 22nd, 2006

3:18:37 AM CST

(0)

"once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it" sorry, thats Bill Brasky. one star for stealing

nuclearbastard

January 22nd, 2006

3:18:42 AM CST

(0)

Too gorram long for a YTMND-Swim bump. OWWWW MY ATTENTION SPAN! Just so you know, I rarely get things "two'd!"

heavybrick

January 22nd, 2006

3:19:25 AM CST

(0)

man this is so f*cking great

nymos

January 22nd, 2006

3:28:47 AM CST

(0)

What's that song?

NalosLayor

January 22nd, 2006

3:28:54 AM CST

(0)

I wish I could vige this 6 / 5...pure awesome. Chuck Norris is so badass, he got 5 / 0 stars!

Eclipse

January 22nd, 2006

3:28:57 AM CST

(0)

the song is D-code by Dust Devil

JimCramer

January 22nd, 2006

3:39:30 AM CST

(0)

Became too long.

GOSFreak

January 22nd, 2006

3:42:39 AM CST

(0)

this should be number one right now and for all time. and no, the norris fad is not tired. that guy that said that is just a douche bag.

Quark79

January 22nd, 2006

3:57:40 AM CST

(0)

Are these guys who are voting 1 saying that someone ACTUALLY took content from the internet and posted it on ytmnd? It's unheard of! This guy used the chuck norris facts better than you losers. That's why he's on the first page.

Razorboy

January 22nd, 2006

3:58:02 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris is old, and ripping off the adult swim format doesn't make it cool.

Easty1

January 22nd, 2006

3:59:49 AM CST

(0)

This is a bit pants. But I'll give you a 3 because I like the music.

TheMastahC

January 22nd, 2006

4:03:32 AM CST

(0)

Many of those are just Bill Brasky quotes, just with the names switch... f*ck Chuck Norris.

b00n

January 22nd, 2006

4:09:44 AM CST

(0)

5. dont care if you copied it. presentation wins

Omgwtfpr0n

January 22nd, 2006

4:10:44 AM CST

(0)

f*ck you

TiredFad

January 22nd, 2006

4:29:11 AM CST

(0)

I liked it. Snape kills Dumbledore.

Crashwinder

January 22nd, 2006

4:49:31 AM CST

(0)

Minimal effort, minimal ingenuity. Apparently a lot of people out there haven't simply seen it all before.

DaveHondoras

January 22nd, 2006

4:51:03 AM CST

(0)

what is this "we" bullsh*t, do you have a team of mexican ytmnders working in your basement for butt sex and slave wages? LOL!

January 22nd, 2006

(0)

January 22nd, 2006

(0)

law and order

Cockaroach

January 22nd, 2006

5:17:12 AM CST

(0)

Those facts are old and I dont get why Norris is so popular nowdays

PsychoHacker

January 22nd, 2006

5:36:23 AM CST

(0)

Lawl

Fonga

January 22nd, 2006

6:33:48 AM CST

(0)

wow... that is good..

themiesterofcool

January 22nd, 2006

6:45:07 AM CST

(0)

THIS STUFF SUCKED!!!

Chaos-Master

January 22nd, 2006

7:22:49 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris fad was NEVER funny

January 22nd, 2006

(0)

January 22nd, 2006

(0)

Pwnt.

Iceehockey21

January 22nd, 2006

8:42:05 AM CST

(0)

Stoeled from www.chucknorrisfacts.com

nobody

January 22nd, 2006

8:44:47 AM CST

(0)

chuck norris is overrated

TheGreatMightyPoo

January 22nd, 2006

8:55:30 AM CST

(0)

1 for stolen, and also for you taking from Vin Diesel's facts.

jammno

January 22nd, 2006

9:00:46 AM CST

(0)

D-Code is a song I can do on hard, so 5. :D

zyx2323

January 22nd, 2006

9:03:02 AM CST

(0)

This Site needs to be Renames - CNTMND (Someone needed to make something using that)... :) ZyX2323

rawr

January 22nd, 2006

9:03:51 AM CST

(0)

lawl

hobag45

January 22nd, 2006

9:07:17 AM CST

(0)

"We ditched originality" I agree, not only did you use Chuck Norris, the oldest f*cking sh*t in the book, you also took the basic idea of the old IHeartTubby site with the comments at the beginning. And you also viewhacked.

foodisgood4U

January 22nd, 2006

9:11:57 AM CST

(0)

Wtf is with Chuck Norris!? This leads me to beleive you are homosexual.

ThePimp

January 22nd, 2006

9:15:57 AM CST

(0)

its ok at least give teh credit where you got the stuff from

Pajo

January 22nd, 2006

9:27:00 AM CST

(0)

1 star got getting the first fact wrong. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

relam13

January 22nd, 2006

9:28:56 AM CST

(0)

Dont emulate Adult Swim because your not funny

n00btoast

January 22nd, 2006

9:30:18 AM CST

(0)

You get a 10! 5 for the amazing facts and 5 for D-Code

idiotface

January 22nd, 2006

9:39:19 AM CST

(0)

I don't like how you took the whole setup from adult swim.

VertebreakerXJS

January 22nd, 2006

9:55:42 AM CST

(0)

HAH...I liked the part where it said he was suing NBC for "Law" & "Order"...Trademarked names for his left and right leg.

hybridboy695

January 22nd, 2006

9:57:08 AM CST

(0)

-4 for ripping off AS.

caveman

January 22nd, 2006

10:01:06 AM CST

(0)

+5 for Adult Swim. People bashed me for that. -2 for wrong first fact. He has cried, he admitted it.

Albel

January 22nd, 2006

10:06:32 AM CST

(0)

Why the f*ck cant you come up with some of your own reasons. STOP f*ckING TAKING THEM OFF THAT dumB "30 Facts about Chuck Norris" SITE!

deadboy

January 22nd, 2006

10:20:18 AM CST

(0)

hey guess what CHUCK NORRIS FACTS ARENT FUNNY

LostPenguin

January 22nd, 2006

10:21:36 AM CST

(0)

Yay, adult swim is for queers

euclid

January 22nd, 2006

10:25:29 AM CST

(0)

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.

diablo4ever9999

January 22nd, 2006

10:36:49 AM CST

(0)

WTF U STOLE THEM FROM VIN DIESEL I SHALL HUNT U DOWN AND EAT UR CHILDREN LOLOLOLOL.

procarbine

January 22nd, 2006

10:39:20 AM CST

(0)

every 5 here is from people who have never seen them. -3 for vin diesel steals

Gnu32

January 22nd, 2006

10:40:14 AM CST

(0)

no not rly no, huh?

DixonUranus

January 22nd, 2006

10:45:37 AM CST

(0)

Wow when you said Originality was going out the window you weren't kidding.. 1'd.

bmcd10

January 22nd, 2006

10:47:57 AM CST

(0)

I was going to give it a 1 for Chuck Norris, but it was pretty well done.

dr-nick

January 22nd, 2006

10:48:58 AM CST

(0)

even tho ive seen all these facts before, the music just adds a cool effect

nowhereman

January 22nd, 2006

10:50:49 AM CST

(0)

You needed some jazz.

Bub978

January 22nd, 2006

10:55:13 AM CST

(0)

Saying that you're throwing originality out the window doesn't give you an excuse to throw originality out of the window. I still like this format, though, so 3'd. (and I got the last ones!)

DarkOwl

January 22nd, 2006

10:59:33 AM CST

(0)

Vin Diesel solely created the NAACP, and the KK, for amusement purposes.

BrendantheJedi

January 22nd, 2006

11:03:07 AM CST

(0)

5 for AS parody.

nintendorulez

January 22nd, 2006

11:07:14 AM CST

(0)

I give you one star for the subliminal message. However, the Chuck Norris facts are a ripoff of the Vin Diesel ones. Hell, four of those were originally Vin facts, you just changed the name. (Brick wall, objects in room, stripper, and something else, I'm

nintendorulez

January 22nd, 2006

11:08:21 AM CST

(0)

...not rewatching it to remember what the other ripoff was.)

silverfirex

January 22nd, 2006

11:17:16 AM CST

(0)

LOL

KoLbEr34

January 22nd, 2006

11:19:31 AM CST

(0)

hey mother f*cker http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/ i made it a wile ago

PinoiPanda

January 22nd, 2006

11:20:36 AM CST

(0)

4 for the AS bg music

durac

January 22nd, 2006

11:23:38 AM CST

(0)

chuck norris fad will never be tiring.

Asuryan

January 22nd, 2006

11:24:03 AM CST

(0)

http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/

RenegadeX

January 22nd, 2006

11:37:28 AM CST

(0)

Perfect. I must have lold 10x.

JohnnyQuest

January 22nd, 2006

11:40:36 AM CST

(0)

I'm on the fence about this one. Modern Adult Swim sucks, and the Chuck Norris facts are pretty old. However, you did use Mambo Gallego, so I'll give you a 3.

JohnnyQuest

January 22nd, 2006

11:44:47 AM CST

(0)

Also, for future reference, if you're going to imitate AS's cards, the font is Helvetica Neue Condensed Bold.

silverfirex

January 22nd, 2006

11:47:18 AM CST

(0)

Did anyone notice that it says "Snape kills dumbledore" when all of the first comments are coming up like "?" and "F*ck you" ?

Fenlain

January 22nd, 2006

11:47:37 AM CST

(0)

One, half of those are Vin Diesel facts, which have been around far longer than the Chuck ones. When did this Chuck sh*t take off? Everyone I know is talking about it, did it hit MTV or something? The Chuck ones are low, it's half "Chuck word word word r

dannyaq

January 22nd, 2006

11:56:41 AM CST

(0)

adult swim bumps never last this long, music is adult swimish though, points for that, and come up with new chuck norris facts.

stevexii

January 22nd, 2006

12:08:35 PM CST

(0)

boo

Wesyeed

January 22nd, 2006

12:12:18 PM CST

(0)

While visiting New Orleans, Chuck Norris sneazed causing thousands to die and millions of dollars in damage. He later asked the mayor if the city could then be rebuilt from chocolate because he was hungry.

Ryro

January 22nd, 2006

12:12:28 PM CST

(0)

All of them here are also on http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ .

td1042k

January 22nd, 2006

12:12:57 PM CST

(0)

what is that music? it kicks ass

DoctorWorm374

January 22nd, 2006

12:15:27 PM CST

(0)

Holy sh*t that was great. Huzzah for [adultswim]

JagerX2

January 22nd, 2006

12:17:39 PM CST

(0)

1 for overused facts.

thehunter1320

January 22nd, 2006

12:20:12 PM CST

(0)

i love these ytmnd swim ones... keep it up!! this one was a bit long, though

ligamentx

January 22nd, 2006

12:24:26 PM CST

(0)

eh. i think reading them on a list is more effective than on this ytmnd.

CCP

January 22nd, 2006

12:26:06 PM CST

(0)

Man, those Chuck norris facts are so tired. I'm gonna give you a 3 anyway though, just in case you were being cleverly ironic. Oh, and the music rocks.

icyhot4life

January 22nd, 2006

12:29:32 PM CST

(0)

chuck norris is played the f*ck out so is adult swim, but some points for trying

unimportant

January 22nd, 2006

12:34:50 PM CST

(0)

1 for using overused jokes and a slideshow.

DukeOfYork

January 22nd, 2006

12:38:19 PM CST

(0)

real funny but yo should credit the website u got them from

SlidersRox

January 22nd, 2006

12:51:03 PM CST

(0)

adult swim + funny *ss facts FTW!

MANICKILLAZ

January 22nd, 2006

12:52:14 PM CST

(0)

[ytmnd swim] LoLZ! interweb

PubertyFairy

January 22nd, 2006

12:54:36 PM CST

(0)

You changed the Chuck Norris's tears fact. :(

militiagung64

January 22nd, 2006

1:03:13 PM CST

(0)

Only a 4, because you forgot the best one: "When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris"

K-Flow

January 22nd, 2006

1:03:36 PM CST

(0)

guahha chuck norris dude never gets old so classic

jndcp21

January 22nd, 2006

1:06:34 PM CST

(0)

this still deserves a five even if the jokes are old. presented very well

screwlogic

January 22nd, 2006

1:08:14 PM CST

(0)

i got bored because i already heard thema ll befor

laserx

January 22nd, 2006

1:14:45 PM CST

(0)

because i haven't seen these 100 times already...

HumSupLo

January 22nd, 2006

1:23:13 PM CST

(0)

YOU ASS!

XSF

January 22nd, 2006

1:23:27 PM CST

(0)

crap

tommyinphinity

January 22nd, 2006

1:24:13 PM CST

(0)

goooooood

MrS

January 22nd, 2006

1:26:16 PM CST

(0)

Wrong! Chuck Norris does have a weakness. http://chuck1weakness.ytmnd.com/

emosuck

January 22nd, 2006

1:26:37 PM CST

(0)

Those arent credits at the end of Walker Texas Ranger, its a list of the people Chuck Norris round house kicked that day.

SirNuke

January 22nd, 2006

1:29:39 PM CST

(0)

I would have liked it, except you only reused Norris facts. Come up with something new.

ChuckL3wtaxis

January 22nd, 2006

1:41:11 PM CST

(0)

it's ytmnds like this that makes me ashamed to be a member of this community.

trendyskaman

January 22nd, 2006

1:51:22 PM CST

(0)

Lame. Get some new Chuck Norris stuff.

Onagiri

January 22nd, 2006

2:00:25 PM CST

(0)

Win.

st00pid-n00b

January 22nd, 2006

2:01:31 PM CST

(0)

f*ggot

sithretaliation

January 22nd, 2006

2:06:52 PM CST

(0)

f*ck I wish I could get 13k views in a day by stealing a bunch of stuff from other sites

pang

January 22nd, 2006

2:30:20 PM CST

(0)

stolen, fu

irgifted

January 22nd, 2006

2:36:11 PM CST

(0)

This isn't funny, you just stole quotes off of the random fact site. Plus this Chuck Norris deal is out of hand. You just tried to ride the fad into the top 15. Go away.

srmesker

January 22nd, 2006

2:41:49 PM CST

(0)

omg, that was f*ckin funny!

Chalz

January 22nd, 2006

2:51:04 PM CST

(0)

This rocks for the "Snake Killed Dumbledore" that flashes across the bottom right at the intro screen...and some awesome facts.

KtuluCJ77

January 22nd, 2006

3:02:35 PM CST

(0)

My god this is funny sh*t :(

Polygon

January 22nd, 2006

3:04:15 PM CST

(0)

you might want to fix the image, i can see a faded outline of the text that you didnt erase all the way.

GhettoBooty

January 22nd, 2006

3:15:27 PM CST

(0)

Bravo, my friend.

IrBaboon

January 22nd, 2006

3:20:22 PM CST

(0)

Sorry but this doesn't deserve any more than a 1.

Shaun1018

January 22nd, 2006

3:20:31 PM CST

(0)

ChuckNorrisFacts.com Rip off

IsaCanuck22

January 22nd, 2006

3:27:41 PM CST

(0)

-5 for GAY *ss Chuck Norris Fad +1 for old AS music.

Zero-Omega

January 22nd, 2006

3:32:18 PM CST

(0)

+5 for chuck, -2 for using the ones on the top 30 facts

TwoAboveButter

January 22nd, 2006

3:37:25 PM CST

(0)

WZTF Some of facts are Vin Diesel facts.

coffeeachiever

January 22nd, 2006

3:39:00 PM CST

(0)

Come on guys, let's all hop on the bandwagon.

felinoid

January 22nd, 2006

3:47:47 PM CST

(0)

Home come none of the YTMNDs are ever done in the original Japanise?

NakedAssassin

January 22nd, 2006

4:05:12 PM CST

(0)

Absolutely superb... i laughed my *ss off

isonoe

January 22nd, 2006

4:08:38 PM CST

(0)

not really that funny

hahawhat

January 22nd, 2006

4:15:02 PM CST

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The cake one and the shedding skin ones are straight ripoffs of the old Bill Brasky sketches.

MoSteel

January 22nd, 2006

4:27:09 PM CST

(0)

5

Siera

January 22nd, 2006

4:31:09 PM CST

(0)

5'd Well done!

VGCAeris

January 22nd, 2006

4:50:47 PM CST

(0)

+5 so Norris doesn't kick my ass

olivejuice

January 22nd, 2006

4:56:21 PM CST

(0)

This was acutally pretty funny.

Janny

January 22nd, 2006

4:57:09 PM CST

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5 for using my "chuck norris is the only man to play a brick wall in tennis" quote.. and yes i am the one that f*ckin said it first like a year ago.

burtreynolds

January 22nd, 2006

4:59:08 PM CST

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That blew. If i want chuck norris facts, ill go to the damn site.

Derbus

January 22nd, 2006

5:00:35 PM CST

(0)

8===D~~~

bai2u

January 22nd, 2006

5:21:41 PM CST

(0)

f*ck you

geoguy91

January 22nd, 2006

5:25:00 PM CST

(0)

here's one: Chuck Norris founded Kick Drugs Out Of America in 1990. Since then, new drugs have been invented constantly to combat the rate of drugs being kicked out.

bonifaceviii

January 22nd, 2006

5:35:19 PM CST

(0)

We don't like this one either.

TheRealDecoy

January 22nd, 2006

5:41:26 PM CST

(0)

Please make more.

JzDoomLord

January 22nd, 2006

5:49:42 PM CST

(0)

Man I always had a funny feeling that wasn't a bomb droped... always had that gut feeling it was something more powerful.

White-Rabbit

January 22nd, 2006

5:55:47 PM CST

(0)

5d for excellent music choice

Fishtopher

January 22nd, 2006

6:02:51 PM CST

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Meh, it is, as you have pointed out yourself, unoriginal. Funny, but unoriginal. Plus, the stripper in the cake is from a saturday night live sketch. As is "Chuck Norris breastfed John Madden, has a toenail on the end of his penis, killed Wolfman Jack w

weetodded

January 22nd, 2006

6:06:29 PM CST

(0)

f*g

Honkieonfire

January 22nd, 2006

6:09:06 PM CST

(0)

amazing, seriosuly, amazing

Azovie

January 22nd, 2006

6:10:07 PM CST

(0)

4 for effort. Even though some of them weren't the greatest

SaintRukus

January 22nd, 2006

6:39:25 PM CST

(0)

this blows

cadetcollins

January 22nd, 2006

6:43:39 PM CST

(0)

you win at least a couple internets, well done

andehtheguy

January 22nd, 2006

6:45:12 PM CST

(0)

logged on to five, you can pick up your internet on the way out

Andric

January 22nd, 2006

6:51:30 PM CST

(0)

my eyes glazed over after the 300th frame

Eric--Bauman

January 22nd, 2006

7:45:49 PM CST

(0)

I think it's pretty corny that you're trying to rip off Adult Swim's humor. It's like the idiots who say "I'm Rick James, Bitch". They're so lame that they have to live off Dave Chapelle for comic relief.

Food-Nipple-Grunt

January 22nd, 2006

8:04:51 PM CST

(0)

LOL, NICE

pwnd

January 22nd, 2006

8:10:13 PM CST

(0)

lol, wtf stolen from fact generator..

pwnd

January 22nd, 2006

8:11:25 PM CST

(0)

u ebaum =(

ravag3d-c0rps3

January 22nd, 2006

8:18:16 PM CST

(0)

PHAIL FAIL PHAIL VIN DIESEL VIN DIESEL OWNS YOU http://chucknorrisisafake.ytmnd.com/

Chris107

January 22nd, 2006

8:45:24 PM CST

(0)

All facts taken off http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

iMax

January 22nd, 2006

8:54:08 PM CST

(0)

I really don't understand the deal with Chuck Norris.

Thatsapun

January 22nd, 2006

9:14:08 PM CST

(0)

It's old everyone has seen the site but i still laugh at it good job

DragonGoomba8912

January 22nd, 2006

9:16:10 PM CST

(0)

f*cking...Ownage.

BrickaTiz

January 22nd, 2006

9:31:50 PM CST

(0)

5, especialy for the hiroshima joke, thats fricken' awesome lol. ~Peace~

Mr-Shroom

January 22nd, 2006

9:32:35 PM CST

(0)

When Pop Culture and Sub Culture met to have a three-way with Internet Culture, YTMNDswim was the result. All three involved have since denied bringing said offspring to term.

ibeplu

January 22nd, 2006

9:51:54 PM CST

(0)

dude you suck, you just copy and paste sh*t from that one website, get some originality

Skargon

January 22nd, 2006

9:56:04 PM CST

(0)

Chuck pwns....

vigilante4x

January 22nd, 2006

10:00:54 PM CST

(0)

So what you did was, you found the Chuck Norris Facts site, and copy-and-pasted the text onto an Adult Swim template. Nice.

Fonga

January 22nd, 2006

10:03:06 PM CST

(0)

lol... I love that tiny message at the very begginging, but you ruined it for me :( did anyone else get that tiny messege?

mkomega

January 22nd, 2006

10:07:02 PM CST

(0)

555555555555555555555555555

DarkDrium3000

January 22nd, 2006

10:08:28 PM CST

(0)

thanks for telling me everything i had ALREADY HEARD. try to be original next time perhaps.

Bauter

January 22nd, 2006

10:12:20 PM CST

(0)

i give it a five and plus the music is badass... keep on doing the swims..

jnco

January 22nd, 2006

10:28:13 PM CST

(0)

I like how you just took other's funny ideas.

EriktheRehd

January 22nd, 2006

10:33:20 PM CST

(0)

ugh, i hate adult swim wanabes... i hate adult swim. but, i'll give you a 5 because i love everyone.

uzi9mm

January 22nd, 2006

10:34:01 PM CST

(0)

this is awsome

GregGumballs

January 22nd, 2006

10:34:36 PM CST

(0)

zzz this sucks it is boring. The chuck norris fad is cool this is not

im-funny

January 22nd, 2006

10:39:17 PM CST

(0)

probably 100% stollen, but I lol'd and you worked hard :D

Pookatooka

January 22nd, 2006

10:39:49 PM CST

(0)

lol

zorbokk

January 22nd, 2006

11:19:56 PM CST

(0)

You need to add the Sound Origin to the site info. Makes it easier for those people below who obviously don't read the earlier comments.

ConanIsGod

January 22nd, 2006

11:29:44 PM CST

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5 for the Adult Swim Music. That was one of the first songs they used on black bg w/ white text format.

tkorn

January 22nd, 2006

11:52:53 PM CST

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the one about him eating an entire cake before he found out that there was a stripper in it was from a Saturday Night Live skit. it was about Bill Brasky. one for stealing something from Bill Brasky.

Toad-88

January 23rd, 2006

12:35:27 AM CST

(0)

The music makes it for sure. Great sh*t

LawlerMan

January 23rd, 2006

12:45:58 AM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that the universe exploded. So, he challeneged God to an arm-wrestling match, won, and made God re-make the Universe.

Azp2k32

January 23rd, 2006

1:05:35 AM CST

(0)

Fix the stuff where you can semi see the text and such. Still, you get a 5.

NateDSaint

January 23rd, 2006

12:24:56 PM CST

(0)

Good for making fun of fads.

TheGodofCows

January 23rd, 2006

2:01:02 PM CST

(0)

I'm in tears from all the lol'ing.

Cryptic

January 23rd, 2006

2:21:39 PM CST

(0)

Lol @ Nagasaki punch

endofafraudd

January 23rd, 2006

10:29:57 PM CST

(0)

lol gotta love it. i was waiting for someone to take the hundreds of hilarious chuck norris facts and throw them into one ytmnd. The Vietnam War ended 40 years ago. Nobody told Chuck Norris.

Phantazmo

January 23rd, 2006

11:15:37 PM CST

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not only is this THE difinitive chuck noris fad YTMND, but it also shows all those impatiant YTMND purist that long YTMNDs can be hilarious. they suck, you, however, rule. 5 pts

hockeyham

January 23rd, 2006

11:23:00 PM CST

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cleaned up a lot of the ghost text and posted a new one ytmndswim05.ytmnd.com - lol!!! teh f@g with teh ytmnd5 though he was teh r0x0rz!!eleventy!1

l0de

January 24th, 2006

7:21:01 AM CST

(0)

what a steaming pile of porpoise excrement

Smon

January 24th, 2006

7:47:17 AM CST

(0)

Loved the Amelia Earheardt bit.

January 24th, 2006

(0)

January 24th, 2006

(0)

Chuck norris once invented a time machine to stop the Kennedy Assassinations. He went back in time, deflected the bullets, but Kennedys head exploded in amazement.

awe-some

January 24th, 2006

8:46:31 PM CST

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This chuck norris fad needs to die already.

January 25th, 2006

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January 29th, 2006