Jesus, LOL RPG!
Created on: January 21st, 2006
Jesus, LOL RPG!
Based on the best-selling book The Bible, play as Jesus (lol) in his misadventures through Roman Judea. (2: http://jesusrpg2.ytmnd.com, 3: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com, 4: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com)

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January 21st, 2006
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Not the best, but pretty funny
January 21st, 2006
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Win
January 21st, 2006
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You used pheonix down even when the wait bar was full...
January 21st, 2006
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good
January 21st, 2006
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Humphro, it's easy when you're Jesus, lol.
January 21st, 2006
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Needs some more screens, but still really funny.
January 21st, 2006
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i agree with Spotz, more screenshots, but still 5'd
January 21st, 2006
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Jesus doesn't need to use Pheonix Down, he can cast Reraise :O.
January 21st, 2006
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Infidel!
January 21st, 2006
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Anyone else think Jesus should have 9999 HP? :D
January 21st, 2006
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this is great on so many levels
January 21st, 2006
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Jesus doesn't need a Phoenix Down, he's the Jesus!
January 21st, 2006
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woo
January 21st, 2006
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the jews r shaking, good job
January 21st, 2006
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make the hp 1337 and 5/5
January 21st, 2006
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Needs more frames, but 5 for concept and music.
January 21st, 2006
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5 for concept.
January 21st, 2006
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Oh man, and I was just thinking that if this sucked I was gonna 1 it.
January 21st, 2006
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It's okay. I really wish people would use other relgious figures outside of Christianity, though. Jesus must be mainly a magic user in this RPG... his HP is low.
January 21st, 2006
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Oh man, I was hoping you would have custom sprites and everything... Still, it's pretty cute.
January 21st, 2006
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BTW, I subtracted 2 stars for inaccuracy. You can't use items if all of your active party members have fallen.
January 21st, 2006
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5'd for pure awesome
January 21st, 2006
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-1 for making fun of my religion, +5 for being hilarious nonetheless
January 21st, 2006
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+5 for making fun of breakmandx's religion.
January 21st, 2006
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You didn't use slash-all! Boo!
January 21st, 2006
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2. Way too short.
January 21st, 2006
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Pretty good, and not very offensive. This could be a good fad if no one messes it up.
January 21st, 2006
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+5 for making fun of breakmandx's religion.
January 21st, 2006
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Love the image origin and description. i'm curious to know what jesus' limit break is
January 21st, 2006
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phoenix down ha
January 22nd, 2006
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LoL. I checked the Bible, turns out God didn't need to use a pheonix down.
January 22nd, 2006
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4+1 for the "e3 footage" bit, lol
January 22nd, 2006
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Needs Auto-Life rather than Phoenix Down.
January 22nd, 2006
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The easy way to come back from the dead.
January 22nd, 2006
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Awesome job.
January 22nd, 2006
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Brilliant!!
January 23rd, 2006
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LMFAO i love ff related ytmnds,.
January 26th, 2006
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jesus totally woulda used final attack+summon phoenix, if hes dead,with 0 hp, he cant use an item, duh, its game over. 5/5 cuz i couldnt stop laughing
January 26th, 2006
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Yeah, I'm going to update this soon probably and clean it up a bit. Thanks for the suggestions!
January 26th, 2006
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4 Because you should have made him cast Life 3 instead >:(.
January 26th, 2006
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My reason for using Phoenix Down is that it's the most memorable (in my experience), almost pop culture way to bring someone back to dead in an RPG. Auto-Life is more for the guys in the know.
January 26th, 2006
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Rofl
January 26th, 2006
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me likey!
January 26th, 2006
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FFVII still = 5'D
January 26th, 2006
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More. Now.
January 26th, 2006
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osh*t funny.
January 26th, 2006
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jesus needs some religious party members. its boring with just jesus,lol.
January 27th, 2006
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Update: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com
January 27th, 2006
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delicious
January 28th, 2006
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Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.
March 11th, 2006
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so awesome. incredibly awesome
March 12th, 2006
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you should've just have vincent cast pheonix, because a pheonix down alone can't max out your hp. You would also punish those nasty romans.
March 20th, 2006
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LOL, this wins.
March 21st, 2006
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COW: "well done"
June 20th, 2006
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E3 Footage XD
June 22nd, 2006
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That's because you're a blind dumbass heathen who dosn't know what a role playing game is, Ahdemarco. 5'd.
June 28th, 2006
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win. characters should be 16-bit though. find a final fantasy battle background, and paste smaller scenes into it.
June 30th, 2006
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"That's because you're a blind dumbass heathen who dosn't know what a role playing game is, Ahdemarco." Fived for this comment alone
July 2nd, 2006
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phoenix down != Life2. In other words, it should not have restored full life. You lose, good day sir.
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controversy, lol
July 10th, 2006
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4 for not using any annoying "LOL" bubbles in the ytmnd
July 15th, 2006
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Ew, Final Fantasy VII.
July 17th, 2006
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July 21st, 2006
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wouldn't you think that jesus would have a final attack+revive materia combination? also mega-all.
July 27th, 2006
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Haha. Bible humor.
July 30th, 2006
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make more
August 4th, 2006
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5'd for E3 footage hahhaa
August 16th, 2006
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5'd for having dongs as a keyword
August 29th, 2006
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lol, jesus christ our lord and savior
September 20th, 2006
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This had so much potential but you fell short. Get some FF characters in there, damnit. Make it longer!
March 27th, 2012
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