The Art Alexakis Sampling Keyboard
Created on: January 17th, 2006
The Art Alexakis Sampling Keyboard
inkdrinker 
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Ever hear an Everclear song? I think they're all made with one of these. I have no idea what the black key is for.
Me.
EVERY EVERCLEAR SONG EVER MADE

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MasterSitsu
January 17th, 2006
1:25:45 AM CST
(5)
oh jesus lord that is so f*cking true.
mcearlgrey
September 6th, 2007
4:15:09 PM CDT
(3)
Sponsored before f*gs
MeatwadPwnsYou
September 8th, 2007
7:27:20 AM CDT
(3)
sponsored after f*gs
DoomFrost
September 10th, 2007
4:43:24 PM CDT
(-1)
Should I listen to Everclear or did I just hear the whole song?
MasterSitsu
January 17th, 2006
1:27:11 AM CST
(2)
you could easily make one of these for Rob Zombie too, except it would have just one key.
Ave
January 17th, 2006
2:05:31 AM CST
(1)
Black key is how the express order a pizza.
infinityDUCK
January 17th, 2006
2:09:57 AM CST
(1)
Lacks originality. Just kidding. Everclear sucks.
figpucker
January 17th, 2006
2:19:09 AM CST
(-2)
tehpwner2
January 17th, 2006
2:39:16 AM CST
(1)
Boring music
TheEvilTwin
January 17th, 2006
3:15:02 AM CST
(1)
Wow where can I buy one?
Spotz
January 17th, 2006
4:21:47 PM CST
(1)
Ungh, yeah.
syncan
January 17th, 2006
4:22:53 PM CST
(0)
clever
rruelas
September 8th, 2007
10:05:00 PM CDT
(0)
very
Shortone
January 17th, 2006
6:15:07 PM CST
(1)
hahaha
okerfuck
January 18th, 2006
9:51:46 PM CST
(1)
1) I own one of those. 2) That bitter old c*nt drinks at my bar. He's creepy.
kakkak
January 18th, 2006
11:12:52 PM CST
(1)
they suck bad
tehpwner2
January 19th, 2006
1:19:47 AM CST
(-1)
Can I help you? --> http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/26933
ottervomit
January 19th, 2006
1:37:03 PM CST
(-1)
Truth
tehpwner2
January 20th, 2006
1:10:45 AM CST
(-1)
My god! Did I not just see the 5 worst YTMND's of all time right here? http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/12898
Endlessmike03
January 20th, 2006
10:06:18 AM CST
(1)
Let's all shed a tear over a band from the late 90's.
Dux00rs
January 20th, 2006
10:24:15 AM CST
(0)
Bangin choonz
skatevans99
January 20th, 2006
12:41:54 PM CST
(0)
i actually did make the skifree image
ademska
January 20th, 2006
3:34:16 PM CST
(0)
Don't forget: BLAHBLAHBLAHDADDYISSUES.
BruceBannination
January 20th, 2006
6:02:12 PM CST
(0)
I upvoted all your sites since people who downvote just because you think their sites suck are lame.
inkdrinker
January 20th, 2006
8:19:01 PM CST
(1)
I'd rather you voted what you thought I actually deserve. I don't mind having my "fans" but the more people think it's just "fans" vs. "haters" the longer they're going to stay retarded. Appreciate the gesture though.
tehpwner2
January 20th, 2006
8:50:01 PM CST
(-1)
1 star man! Attack the 5 star man!
Mind-laboratory
January 21st, 2006
5:15:15 PM CST
(0)
Haha! Nice.
BrewCrewJenks84
January 22nd, 2006
5:47:08 PM CST
(0)
blows
infinityDUCK
January 22nd, 2006
11:31:59 PM CST
(1)
thx for the fun times on the forums. I may personally think you're a douchebag, but you DO make some damn good sites. Not a lot, but then again most/all of mine suck too.
tehpwner2
January 23rd, 2006
12:12:14 AM CST
(-1)
Is this going to be a problem?
Adverb
January 23rd, 2006
12:24:39 AM CST
(0)
I say you remix this into a totally new song. It will sound almost identical, but then you can boast about your splicing skills
BrewCrewJenks84
January 23rd, 2006
3:18:44 AM CST
(0)
Well unlike you, I prefer not to trade humor for originality. Congrats, you have original sites. Now if only they were actually funny.
BrewCrewJenks84
January 23rd, 2006
3:20:39 AM CST
(-1)
Hey I'm inkdrinker. I think originality is the same thing as funny. Am I a first-rate f*ggot or what?
BrewCrewJenks84
January 23rd, 2006
3:21:50 AM CST
(1)
OMG U STOLE FROM EVERCLEAR THATS THEIR SONG WTF
inkdrinker
January 23rd, 2006
3:38:42 AM CST
(1)
^ triple-raged
BrewCrewJenks84
January 23rd, 2006
5:36:38 AM CST
(0)
oh yeah and andrew w.k. sucks how many songs does he need to make about partying?
inkdrinker
January 23rd, 2006
9:49:44 AM CST
(0)
^ quadruple raged. Can he do five, ladies and gentlemen?
inkdrinker
January 23rd, 2006
11:27:10 PM CST
(0)
I haven't seen you weigh in enough to know if you're a fanboy or just someone who likes what I do. Your heart's in the right place on your own sites
kwsn
January 24th, 2006
6:20:43 PM CST
(1)
black key = very rare "woo"
MarlboroMan
January 31st, 2006
7:12:49 PM CST
(0)
5 for truth.
Fujar
February 1st, 2006
3:01:25 AM CST
(-2)
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(-2)
Die nïgger. =)
msmarceau
February 6th, 2006
11:22:22 AM CST
(0)
gfhdgjdfghsdfg
Rustyy
February 18th, 2006
10:54:16 PM CST
(0)
it's amazing how all the comments are supportive, yet it's only rated 2.
inkdrinker
February 19th, 2006
2:15:19 AM CST
(4)
^ The armies of downvoters are enormous, anonymous and largely cowardly. They'd be laughed off the site if they tried to pretend they could come up with anything better.
Punisher
February 19th, 2006
5:01:32 AM CST
(-1)
No.
sark76
February 25th, 2006
9:03:04 PM CST
(0)
neat idea..
skatevans99
March 6th, 2006
2:36:45 AM CST
(1)
HAHAHAHA if people didnt 1 this site for no reason it would be pretty popular im sure
skatevans99
March 6th, 2006
2:39:26 AM CST
(1)
i have to leave another comment...this site has me in tears right now.
docsigma
March 10th, 2006
11:35:12 AM CST
(0)
f*ck win
sc0ttyb
March 14th, 2006
8:01:32 PM CST
(0)
Thank you.
enfyrneaux
March 22nd, 2006
2:31:11 AM CST
(0)
So Much for the Afterglow...
Xalisae
April 5th, 2006
4:59:24 AM CDT
(0)
My mom used to torture me with their crap when I was in high school. Ended up rubbing off on me enough to like 2 of their songs, but the rest really suck, and not even endless repetitive plays can change that fact.
Niiiice
April 13th, 2006
9:30:29 AM CDT
(0)
everclear sucks big time. amazing.
DarkTree
May 26th, 2006
10:03:07 PM CDT
(0)
I will buy you a new life. This YTMND speaks the utter truth
myklobe
August 8th, 2006
2:20:53 PM CDT
(0)
TOO FUNNY!!!
NoveltyMC
August 14th, 2006
3:28:21 AM CDT
(0)
sk-1 ftw
buk9tp
August 26th, 2006
7:28:25 PM CDT
(0)
what the f*ck? vote hack? all the comments are 5s and what not but the scoreis 2? and 678 votes?
waitwhat
September 24th, 2006
2:47:35 PM CDT
(0)
votez HAX0R3D! this site is brilliant, but only 2 stars?? NO WAI!
MrGlue
December 4th, 2006
1:47:36 AM CST
(0)
Sad...but accurate.
AskAak
December 4th, 2006
2:20:43 PM CST
(0)
yeah
Barcode711
January 14th, 2007
11:15:32 AM CST
(0)
Burn. Why not make the black key (repeatedly pressed) for the palm-muted guitar riff?
mcearlgrey
February 23rd, 2007
2:25:11 AM CST
(0)
How is this rated so low?
sanvarin
September 6th, 2007
6:29:23 PM CDT
(1)
Haters marry haters grow up and have hater kids
blubberbutt
September 6th, 2007
6:36:55 PM CDT
(1)
because inkdrinker downvoted sites he didn't like so therefore he got revenge downvoted.
Graphite
September 6th, 2007
3:41:35 PM CDT
(0)
LOL every Everclear song ever made ... you could hear the music on the two-key sampler, the two-key sampler
Nizzler
September 6th, 2007
6:12:04 PM CDT
(0)
I used to have one of those!!
AndySavage
September 6th, 2007
7:26:11 PM CDT
(0)
It's too true not to 5
juxtapose519
September 6th, 2007
7:37:10 PM CDT
(0)
ungh
rdoger6424
September 9th, 2007
7:58:48 PM CDT
(0)
yeah
dyskrasia
September 7th, 2007
12:59:23 AM CDT
(0)
so far ahead of it's time, it's not even presently mainstream.
Nuroticat
September 7th, 2007
5:09:57 PM CDT
(0)
Indeed.
dctownes
September 7th, 2007
7:24:03 AM CDT
(0)
h2sbOwnzU
September 7th, 2007
10:34:55 AM CDT
(0)
4 because it's true, +1 because it features a Casio SK-1. They're fun. Had one since '87.
SoupOfTheDay
September 7th, 2007
12:01:33 PM CDT
(1)
mcearlgrey said: "I will buy you a new life"
lolnightterrors
September 7th, 2007
12:48:34 PM CDT
(0)
WTB one for Nickelback and Andrew WK. No idea why this is sitting at 2.1. That's some racist sh*t right there.
DonnieDarko
September 8th, 2007
1:09:20 PM CDT
(-1)
f*ck downvoters. Gj
thespengler
September 8th, 2007
1:56:16 PM CDT
(-1)
How is this 2 stars? This is hilarious.
porkboy
September 8th, 2007
4:50:35 PM CDT
(-1)
I think this really isn't that funny. It's pushing a joke that is barely there. Also, I think the comparison should be used to talk about nickelback. At least everclear tries, well when they still existed. I refuse to acknowledge the new version of the band
porkboy
September 8th, 2007
4:51:10 PM CDT
(-1)
also, the graphic doesn't help. it suckkorz
mcearlgrey
September 8th, 2007
10:22:20 PM CDT
(-1)
^ Art Alexakis' mom
porkboy
September 9th, 2007
8:06:11 AM CDT
(0)
^ queer for nickleback
porkboy
September 9th, 2007
9:01:28 AM CDT
(-2)
whatev... I'm too sexy to argue about anything. werd...
Aurex
September 8th, 2007
5:36:39 PM CDT
(0)
That black key is a sharp or a flat of the note to the left of it. But it doesn't matter, as it is never used, as per your example.
Pettitman
September 8th, 2007
5:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
wow so underrated.
koolaider
September 8th, 2007
11:35:34 PM CDT
(0)
Father of mine!
sanvarin
September 9th, 2007
9:50:25 AM CDT
(1)
i think lil john has one of these too, but the pitch on his is different
winterbottom
September 9th, 2007
11:33:56 AM CDT
(-1)
is it father of mine or is it i will buy you a new life or whatever.
egonym
September 9th, 2007
1:01:24 PM CDT
(0)
everclear realizes that all their songs sound the same. but it makes them money. its kinda like they're not even artists.
lazytown4
September 9th, 2007
3:28:12 PM CDT
(0)
clever.
Cyclomega
September 9th, 2007
4:54:36 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Loony2n
September 11th, 2007
6:05:34 AM CDT
(-1)
Hahaha their sh*t came on the radio the other day while I was in a store and I asked someone next to me who I needed to f*ck to make $$$ by playing the same simple riff and just change lyrics. Simple, to the point, and true. 5
wardav
September 13th, 2007
7:18:32 AM CDT
(0)
Why the hell is this only two stars? I smell bitter downvoting in the air.
porkboy
September 13th, 2007
1:09:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but maybe this site isn't that funny. Or at least not to a good handful of the people here. Granted, they repeat certain themes, but I thought this site doesn't utilize enough resources to sell the joke anyway. You actually need to use more than "I will buy you a new life" to really get the joke rolling.
mcearlgrey
September 13th, 2007
5:56:39 PM CDT
(0)
Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but you don't know what "harbinger" means or how to use it in a sentence. Back to ninth grade.
porkboy
September 14th, 2007
2:18:30 PM CDT
(-1)
not to be f*g or anything, but your usage of the word is about the same as my usage of the word, which I grant wasn't best, but sounded better coming out of my head. Oh, and that completely misses the point of my post.
inkdrinker
September 14th, 2007
3:11:04 PM CDT
(0)
This isn't "Documented evidence that every Everclear song is the same - PROOF INSIDE!" This is for people who don't need to be told what's already blindingly obvious
veritechryan
September 14th, 2007
12:40:13 AM CDT
(0)
this is totally true and why art alexakis had to file for bankruptcy protection a year ago
docsigma
September 14th, 2007
4:44:42 AM CDT
(0)
I hadn't seen this in so long! Thanks for sponsoring it, mcearlgrey. I had forgotten how awesome it was.
Starvingwriter82
September 14th, 2007
3:34:58 PM CDT
(-1)
Everclear > You.
inkdrinker
April 1st, 2013
11:47:19 PM CDT
(0)
Demonstrably false.
Incentive
April 1st, 2013
11:58:44 PM CDT
(-1)
Dear inkdrinker: you cannot upvote your own comments, so you can stop attempting to, you [i]tool[/i].
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Scockery
June 9th, 2008
5:36:58 PM CDT
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