I Want To Get Online...I Need A Computer!
Created on: May 1st, 2004
I Want To Get Online...I Need A Computer!
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Johnny Mnemonic
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johnbobby
March 30th, 2005
11:39:28 PM CST
(0)
lol 5/5
Rafe
January 19th, 2008
5:47:05 PM CST
(6)
I predict over 300 000 views by 2008!
BigX
February 1st, 2015
8:17:50 PM CST
(1)
2/1/2015
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297,453

Oh you were so wrong it hurts.
lolcatsxd
March 2nd, 2022
9:58:36 AM CST
(1)
as of March 2nd, 2022 it has 312,632 views. close guess!
tFighterPilot
November 12th, 2009
3:56:29 PM CST
(2)
I predict you'll turn gay by the end of 2009.
EikreMengx
March 31st, 2005
7:08:36 AM CST
(0)
Pretty good. But it's really bugging me, what movie was this from?
herrhav0k
March 31st, 2005
6:04:03 PM CST
(2)
don't hate on johnny mnemonic or however the f*ck you spell it.
YourBase
April 5th, 2005
7:28:33 PM CDT
(0)
That movie was bad*ss.
jammno
April 6th, 2005
11:44:30 PM CDT
(0)
Need! A computer!
lowcast
April 11th, 2005
12:12:17 PM CDT
(0)
he is so going to get blowed up..computerbomb.ytmnd.com/
sater
April 16th, 2005
2:38:08 PM CDT
(0)
http://jeffweise.ytmnd.com/
Zopo
April 18th, 2005
12:15:22 AM CDT
(0)
what movie is that from?
rudyangulo
April 23rd, 2005
9:59:08 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO 5/5
Adverb
April 25th, 2005
3:59:42 PM CDT
(0)
One minute of searching online found that it's from exactly what HerrHav0k said. Learn the internet.
dirtbag
April 26th, 2005
9:18:55 AM CDT
(0)
crap crap crap double crap, keanu is so ghay......5''d
balt
April 28th, 2005
11:24:59 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent.
sup3r-m4rio
May 26th, 2005
10:44:23 AM CDT
(0)
I HEART YOU NEO
Dave2600
May 27th, 2005
10:02:35 AM CDT
(0)
Best.Acting.Ever.
discharges
June 1st, 2005
5:28:18 PM CDT
(0)
JOHNNY MNEUMONIC, IDIOT
OccultTrinks
June 2nd, 2005
9:51:28 AM CDT
(0)
Keanu's f*cking brilliant XD
MoSteel
June 5th, 2005
10:18:56 AM CDT
(0)
roflmao
SavianX
June 6th, 2005
8:00:19 PM CDT
(0)
It's a trap!
ATP
June 8th, 2005
5:25:41 AM CDT
(0)
5 only because IT'S SO TRUE!
NeverSeen
June 13th, 2005
8:42:36 AM CDT
(0)
I thought it was funny.
nymo
June 14th, 2005
7:13:37 PM CDT
(0)
Great Quote!
Gary-Glitter
June 22nd, 2005
3:08:21 AM CDT
(0)
I NEED! ACTING LESSONS!
NeverSeen
June 22nd, 2005
8:10:05 PM CDT
(0)
Isn't that movie "Paycheck"?
Wormz1
June 23rd, 2005
12:34:06 PM CDT
(0)
his acting is even better than the "whoa" in the matrix.
PsychoDave
June 26th, 2005
5:13:23 PM CDT
(0)
Baha, Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever.
Joop
June 28th, 2005
8:34:10 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking pwnt
Nox
June 30th, 2005
5:19:52 PM CDT
(0)
http://f*ckharrygoddammit.ytmnd.com/ - My tribute to Cage (Fix the * with a 'u')
chauncey
July 6th, 2005
11:40:07 AM CDT
(0)
lol internet
EmoDiva
July 6th, 2005
7:27:10 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha heartssssssssss
mef
July 13th, 2005
11:42:07 AM CDT
(0)
haha
M1DoesMyTalking
July 21st, 2005
5:21:08 PM CDT
(0)
Quite funny.
elman
July 23rd, 2005
12:02:15 AM CDT
(0)
How does this man still have a job...
Jezzzter
July 24th, 2005
2:49:27 PM CDT
(0)
nothing gets past keanu...
saltydawgs
July 27th, 2005
10:41:46 PM CDT
(0)
roffle in my waffle
theoddling
July 29th, 2005
3:57:20 PM CDT
(0)
I want to get online. I NEED a comPUter! Hehe.
Stoph
July 30th, 2005
3:47:34 PM CDT
(0)
i need a computer
Lord-Vader
August 1st, 2005
4:28:45 PM CDT
(0)
That's oscar quality acting right there. Take note actors.
sharpezorr
August 8th, 2005
12:33:55 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
Marvelis2680
August 8th, 2005
4:58:38 AM CDT
(0)
For some reason, out of all ytmnds, this one is my favorite and I laugh everytime I hear it. Thank you Keanu Reeves.
and1homerun
August 10th, 2005
8:48:35 PM CDT
(0)
This brings back memories of the "I NEED toilet paper" skit
roxta
August 13th, 2005
6:41:00 PM CDT
(0)
I f*ckin love it
SyntaxErr0r
August 14th, 2005
12:28:22 AM CDT
(0)
I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!
CaptainSensible
August 14th, 2005
1:14:23 PM CDT
(0)
I never realized how awesome that movie is.
snax
August 15th, 2005
11:44:04 PM CDT
(0)
Win
GLAmurfetto
August 18th, 2005
11:30:50 AM CDT
(0)
You need many things, Keanu. One of them is a form of cell found in brains. Brain. Cell. Brain cells.
Markoloid
August 19th, 2005
11:10:37 AM CDT
(0)
I just say that movie on TnT. I couldn't stop laughing once i heard it.
kraigory
August 22nd, 2005
5:19:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol, *dies*
RTK
August 25th, 2005
5:18:19 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaah.
Ricojes
August 26th, 2005
1:13:34 AM CDT
(0)
Pretty neat.
kidego365
August 30th, 2005
11:20:13 AM CDT
(0)
someone help keanu
WickedSpikes
September 1st, 2005
1:41:55 PM CDT
(0)
johnny mneumonic was f-ing great
airbud
September 1st, 2005
5:32:12 PM CDT
(0)
You NEED a 5.
RadLink5
September 4th, 2005
1:51:40 PM CDT
(0)
meh... 5/5
Cort
September 5th, 2005
11:10:09 AM CDT
(0)
Hhaha
Talrave
September 13th, 2005
1:15:04 PM CDT
(0)
Five, just because I JUST watched that movie again yesterday. SOMEBODY PLEASE do one with the "I WANT ROOMSERVICE" rant.
PLD
September 16th, 2005
2:20:43 PM CDT
(0)
gay
coldlight
September 18th, 2005
1:33:38 AM CDT
(0)
haha, dude you're getting a dell!
rustyw
September 22nd, 2005
5:49:26 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant
PUMPKINSEEDjoe
September 23rd, 2005
5:10:36 PM CDT
(0)
lmfao
BioRebel32
September 30th, 2005
4:31:10 PM CDT
(0)
Almost sounds like he's having an orgasm... o_0
Torrin
October 1st, 2005
1:03:32 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, I remember seeing this movie a while back..
Secret1
October 7th, 2005
9:31:47 PM CDT
(0)
Yet more proof that Keanu Revees is an overpayed sh*tty actor.
troutkilgoretrout
October 9th, 2005
3:25:56 PM CDT
(0)
love.
Walter43210
October 11th, 2005
4:33:31 AM CDT
(0)
I fell on the f*cking ground.
jnorris441
October 11th, 2005
7:10:09 AM CDT
(0)
someone rape keanu reeves slowly with a chainsaw
javierror
October 11th, 2005
1:44:59 PM CDT
(0)
nice
ArthurK
October 11th, 2005
6:14:24 PM CDT
(0)
SUPER JOB
irish-egyptian
October 13th, 2005
2:39:42 AM CDT
(0)
Final justification of Reeves' suckacity.
Kainstable
October 16th, 2005
10:26:34 AM CDT
(0)
Changity-chang! 5/5!
mrexican
October 16th, 2005
11:29:30 PM CDT
(0)
3'd because if you can see this, you have a computer already.
CuriousCaboose
October 18th, 2005
10:57:38 PM CDT
(0)
He really needs that computer, lol
f4gg0t
October 19th, 2005
2:52:24 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO that's me when I'm on vacation.
elshujinko
October 24th, 2005
12:58:33 AM CDT
(0)
that quote is $, baby. keanu reeves is $, baby. 5'd is $, baby.
Eldrac
October 24th, 2005
6:09:07 AM CDT
(0)
I want to get online.... I need good acting lessons.
Akago
October 24th, 2005
6:43:29 AM CDT
(0)
He may be a sh*tty actor, but hey, he KNOWS KUNG FU!
Manny24
October 24th, 2005
8:52:58 AM CDT
(0)
I thought I 1ed this about a year ago.
Slimey
October 24th, 2005
8:56:18 AM CDT
(0)
JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ramiroth
October 24th, 2005
9:44:20 AM CDT
(0)
I want my clothes LAUNDERED...In Tokyo!
jiujitsu
October 24th, 2005
2:49:00 PM CDT
(0)
I NEED a COMPUTER! I've been there...
johnkimble22
October 25th, 2005
8:35:11 PM CDT
(0)
All hail the classic YTMDN!!!
J-Triumf
October 27th, 2005
3:23:32 PM CDT
(0)
I feel this way all the time. Hahahahaha.
hatboyruss
October 29th, 2005
3:21:18 PM CDT
(0)
that's ausom lol sadly i was like that for a while
Dragoh
October 30th, 2005
3:49:43 AM CST
(0)
WTS [Computer] PST
Palooky
November 1st, 2005
11:11:37 AM CST
(0)
This makes no sense to me. At all. Oh well.
smoothmedia
November 6th, 2005
2:02:51 PM CST
(0)
my favorite ytmnd for some reason
BatmansPants
November 6th, 2005
3:16:07 PM CST
(0)
Funny, funny, funny. A tribute to Picard: http://picardmemory.ytmnd.com
Suicyde
November 9th, 2005
1:11:09 AM CST
(0)
Lmao, great
somnombulist
November 12th, 2005
6:30:00 PM CST
(0)
*SODASCREEN!* This is great! Now all he needs is a 1000.00 a night hooker and a cameo by Henry Rollins!
Tmansdc
November 15th, 2005
12:30:56 AM CST
(0)
5'd.
leonid-brezhnev
November 16th, 2005
1:14:46 AM CST
(0)
same here, keanu.
boomaga
November 16th, 2005
10:47:11 PM CST
(0)
re : mrexican's comment - you gotta be king dumbsh*t
yay666
November 18th, 2005
11:04:11 AM CST
(0)
Keanu Reeves is the worst.
dexterslaboratory
November 18th, 2005
5:50:14 PM CST
(0)
NoGodExists is a dipsh*t.
arch3type
November 27th, 2005
2:35:40 PM CST
(0)
It'd be great if someone made a MySpace version.
Malambis
December 7th, 2005
2:14:17 AM CST
(0)
Woah!
damnsters
December 8th, 2005
10:26:18 AM CST
(0)
SOMEONE PLZ SET US UP THE COMPUTER
wabawanga
December 10th, 2005
5:36:50 PM CST
(0)
Another Oscar-worthy Keanu Reeves performance snubbed by the academy :(
WeHeartKatamari
December 16th, 2005
7:39:52 PM CST
(0)
Can't seem to get enough of this one.
clumsy
December 16th, 2005
7:41:52 PM CST
(0)
win
inkdrinker
December 16th, 2005
8:36:13 PM CST
(0)
Pretty good.
AnYoNe
December 21st, 2005
8:29:08 PM CST
(0)
i NEED this ytmnd
Jackrabbitsd87
December 21st, 2005
10:16:17 PM CST
(0)
I've always liked this one. So I felt a need to make this: http://keanureevesytmnd.ytmnd.com/ now I NEED to go...
abigoose
December 23rd, 2005
11:44:44 PM CST
(0)
hahaha! i love this one! reeves is such a d-bag... what movie is this from, anyway?
mast
December 24th, 2005
1:52:45 AM CST
(0)
I find myself mimicing this quote to people whenever I have to get on the internet.
regicide
December 28th, 2005
7:41:33 PM CST
(0)
keanu reeves humps fish sticks
flamingmallow
December 29th, 2005
1:59:22 PM CST
(0)
ah, keanu reeve's acting at its worst
Warcraft
January 7th, 2006
11:44:39 PM CST
(0)
I see the parallax too. ^_^ PS. I. NEED! A comPUter!
iLOVEpillsNkelsey
January 14th, 2006
3:36:29 PM CST
(0)
http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnsfw.com/
MANICKILLAZ
January 15th, 2006
3:28:19 AM CST
(0)
LOL INTERNET...mah compudah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
instant-wisdom
January 16th, 2006
2:16:02 AM CST
(0)
lol dont we all...
KtuluCJ77
January 19th, 2006
12:45:16 PM CST
(0)
CUMPEWETERRRRRRRRR
McPolar
January 25th, 2006
3:16:39 PM CST
(0)
rock.
BlueScreenOfTOM
January 26th, 2006
5:02:49 PM CST
(0)
Classic, what YTMND was all about.
Inziladun
January 28th, 2006
10:05:13 AM CST
(0)
So funny, Keanu can't act... lawl
thelorax417
January 29th, 2006
1:33:52 AM CST
(0)
CANS!!! It's just CANS!
Phantazmo
January 29th, 2006
3:14:26 PM CST
(0)
you know what, after carful consideration, I have finnaly decided that, these old style YTMNDs are, well, lame, and we have come far enought to realize that they suck, and must never be repeted.
Jur
January 31st, 2006
5:10:46 AM CST
(0)
rofl keanu is a porn addict
FalcoLombardi
January 31st, 2006
5:03:34 PM CST
(0)
One of my all-time favorites.
VinnyWeapons
February 2nd, 2006
2:29:29 PM CST
(0)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
CodeRed001
February 4th, 2006
12:44:37 AM CST
(0)
I got a fever....and I NEEEEED a computer....
clumsy
February 6th, 2006
10:01:38 AM CST
(0)
go go go mighty acting powers!
Thrashmeister
February 8th, 2006
9:21:31 PM CST
(0)
Maybe I'm missing something, but I just don't get the humor in this. He sounds funny, so 5'd.
zomglolwtfzor
February 10th, 2006
2:43:56 PM CST
(0)
I want to get online-I-NEED! ...a computer!
blackcow
February 14th, 2006
8:49:55 PM CST
(0)
I think its from that movie called hackers. I remember watching it on the free on demand movies.
bignickonthedrum
February 16th, 2006
11:55:00 PM CST
(0)
I've never seen Johnny Neumonic. But the Gumpy's Pizza in Columbus had the Johnny Neumonic pinball machine last time I was there, and that thing kicks *ss - 5/5 for good taste in arcade games.
nekcod
February 18th, 2006
2:58:54 AM CST
(0)
Keanu Reeves...lol
Guano
February 18th, 2006
11:31:05 PM CST
(0)
Hahaha! He's a f*cking terrible actor.
OMFGWTFBBQ
February 23rd, 2006
11:15:17 AM CST
(0)
OH SHI! So that's what I forgot!
placebo
February 25th, 2006
9:59:45 AM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t, that's Keanu? Five'd then.
Nux
February 26th, 2006
6:32:31 PM CST
(0)
Still god damn funny
senosneaky
March 9th, 2006
6:07:47 AM CST
(0)
Best movie ever. I'm so going to the 5 dollar bin and getting this.
Peepsalot
March 13th, 2006
11:18:11 PM CST
(0)
ACTING!!
Mohrdikai
March 22nd, 2006
12:27:19 AM CST
(0)
URGH, I saw this movie for free with when it came out in theaters and I still feel I need that 2 hours back.
SSArnoldsDadSS
March 24th, 2006
3:02:29 AM CST
(0)
this one made me dl the movie. i mean barrow it. i mean rented it from block buster. oh ya spam http://iluvjews.ytmnd.com/
warmachine
March 27th, 2006
12:51:57 PM CST
(0)
LMFAO! 5'D
Creamy
March 29th, 2006
9:00:40 PM CST
(0)
Emotion!
XxTopCatxX
March 29th, 2006
9:52:33 PM CST
(0)
lol, I love the emotion. who says that in RL I mean really.. i NEED...a drink! or something like that. no one..bad acting ftw
giligan
April 8th, 2006
10:20:48 AM CDT
(0)
WTF
likeakiller
April 11th, 2006
9:32:17 AM CDT
(0)
sounds like me in the mornings/afternoons/evenings.
LocutusOfBorg
April 12th, 2006
11:45:59 PM CDT
(0)
I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH!
Elas10
April 14th, 2006
12:30:25 PM CDT
(0)
5 :)
kirbymaster5
April 14th, 2006
11:07:16 PM CDT
(0)
I want to vote 5, I NEED a good ytmnd
joenopride
April 16th, 2006
5:47:24 PM CDT
(0)
4 for creative line delivery
embargo
April 16th, 2006
9:09:38 PM CDT
(0)
he wants to go to ytmnd
LazyAlbatross
April 20th, 2006
12:54:47 PM CDT
(0)
staticfootball
April 21st, 2006
12:59:44 AM CDT
(0)
ha. 5.
money-hat
April 21st, 2006
12:49:56 PM CDT
(0)
tFighterPilot
April 23rd, 2006
11:07:25 AM CDT
(0)
lol didn't I 5 it already?
pawlied
April 27th, 2006
4:56:04 PM CDT
(0)
He needs a computer to save the world. Again.
EvilDeadPopTarts
April 29th, 2006
9:30:08 PM CDT
(0)
I laughed out loud. So f*ckin' funny. 5'd!
creaser
May 2nd, 2006
9:28:59 AM CDT
(0)
crazy sh*t 5/5 stars :D
antisthenex
May 2nd, 2006
10:03:51 PM CDT
(0)
This should've been made years ago.
vigilante4x
May 3rd, 2006
1:06:33 PM CDT
(0)
I know how you feel, Keanu.
karlvx
May 3rd, 2006
9:02:56 PM CDT
(0)
one of my favs
GanjaJoker
May 4th, 2006
2:03:30 PM CDT
(0)
I have been in the same predicament many times before.
Atoan
May 4th, 2006
8:08:14 PM CDT
(0)
SHHHH I CANT HEAR KEANU
Sirinith
May 4th, 2006
11:40:40 PM CDT
(0)
Deliver 320 gigs in 24 hours or die of memory overload? Jeez I can do that with $300 and a trip to best buy in 2006 without risking death and bad lines.
FuzzyDuck
May 6th, 2006
1:46:55 PM CDT
(0)
classic
FlamingTP
May 8th, 2006
4:59:49 AM CDT
(0)
Fived for greatness
Woohoo5241
May 12th, 2006
10:08:57 PM CDT
(0)
I love how he's basically saying "COMPEWTAR!"
WalterPeck
May 14th, 2006
9:28:25 PM CDT
(0)
He took the wrong pill
zzzzzzzrandom
May 15th, 2006
9:36:37 PM CDT
(0)
NotSoMuch
May 18th, 2006
3:01:52 PM CDT
(0)
wow you can take a movie poster and a sound clip from the movie and put them together*sarcastic clap*
frakctured
May 25th, 2006
5:46:38 PM CDT
(0)
^ kind of like the original ytmnd, you f*cking idiot
Streetlight-Manifest
May 26th, 2006
5:31:46 PM CDT
(0)
NotSoMuch, your account should be deleted. This IS ytmnd in all its glory...
Pianist
May 27th, 2006
2:27:21 AM CDT
(0)
johnny menenoneoenic is a cool film
Spittinglama
May 29th, 2006
12:03:05 PM CDT
(0)
NO f*ckING SOURCES!
BrontoBurt
May 31st, 2006
5:11:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol Reeves. Intawebs addict (just like us)
Paulunga
May 31st, 2006
6:47:28 PM CDT
(0)
Your acting's a 10. We need a 4.
GeneAmada
June 1st, 2006
11:06:02 AM CDT
(0)
lulz.
Marmelade
June 3rd, 2006
10:32:11 PM CDT
(0)
woah...
KensukeNOL
June 6th, 2006
7:10:26 PM CDT
(0)
Reeves for the win!
Love-Grunt
June 15th, 2006
2:41:21 AM CDT
(0)
he's using the same infliction as Caboose from RedvsBlue.com
Diametron
June 15th, 2006
9:08:47 PM CDT
(0)
Alot of times I've wanted to get online, and I NEEDED a computer.
jnorris441
June 16th, 2006
9:31:53 AM CDT
(0)
I think he took his acting coach's advice a little too seriously when he was told to keep his motivation in mind...I NEEEEED
The-Broodwich
June 17th, 2006
9:44:47 PM CDT
(0)
bad acting ftw
Zeegloo
June 18th, 2006
10:51:08 PM CDT
(0)
Keanu... ugh...
BTVagrant
June 23rd, 2006
12:16:41 AM CDT
(0)
lol, Johnny Mnemonique
Quack11
June 25th, 2006
2:32:28 AM CDT
(0)
Gotta love Keanu
blasko
June 29th, 2006
8:09:12 PM CDT
(0)
Classic quote. Just classic.
bbq014
July 5th, 2006
9:17:04 PM CDT
(0)
im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library
cdp7
July 5th, 2006
10:00:44 PM CDT
(0)
I like it *****
sevenfourteen
July 10th, 2006
3:58:01 AM CDT
(0)
5'd because of hilarity... and "im giving myself a 5 because i used that line at my schools library"
T-Shift
July 11th, 2006
9:23:37 PM CDT
(0)
lmao
Uberizer
July 16th, 2006
7:16:20 AM CDT
(0)
keanu reeves = win
GrandTower
July 20th, 2006
8:06:12 PM CDT
(0)
the background matches with that guy.
ALMusic
July 21st, 2006
11:39:24 PM CDT
(0)
5 bit addict
qc
July 24th, 2006
5:31:07 AM CDT
(0)
stupid
pirateslovebooty
July 24th, 2006
5:12:14 PM CDT
(0)
I can realte 100%
sexymofo
July 25th, 2006
11:20:46 AM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
B0b0TH3H0b0
July 26th, 2006
6:45:05 PM CDT
(0)
unlistedsources.ytmnd.com................
omgsnapegrass
July 27th, 2006
7:47:20 AM CDT
(0)
5 because sexymofo is a 10year-old f*g?
InfamousJum
July 28th, 2006
6:39:06 PM CDT
(0)
Every time I see this title, I keep thinking its going to be one of those hilariusly bad computer store commercials. Woo for bionic dolphins!
BigDub
July 28th, 2006
8:00:24 PM CDT
(0)
internets are serious bizz
RedEyesDragon
August 1st, 2006
2:35:43 PM CDT
(0)
I NEED...a COMPUTER. Hellothar 5.
LoadMan
August 1st, 2006
9:39:02 PM CDT
(0)
By following the 'http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com' mantra, insta-5.
gamekid
August 7th, 2006
5:48:18 PM CDT
(0)
No you don't. All you need is a cell phone. Or a Blackberry.
Ramen78
August 7th, 2006
8:20:29 PM CDT
(0)
Good thing he barely spoke in The Matrix.
DwainH
August 9th, 2006
6:35:55 AM CDT
(0)
Fad worthy.
Drealgrin
August 11th, 2006
5:19:03 PM CDT
(0)
omg, umm... Still needs more vagina
Lunzo
August 16th, 2006
6:43:44 AM CDT
(0)
1337bix
garygoodlooking
August 18th, 2006
10:22:15 PM CDT
(0)
frig yeah
Hegemon
August 19th, 2006
1:19:03 PM CDT
(0)
MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FAVS ALWAYS SUCK!!MOD FA
elementInfinitium
August 20th, 2006
2:39:37 AM CDT
(0)
Favourite'd.
Cookiepig
August 25th, 2006
5:13:26 PM CDT
(0)
MUST...GET...COMPUTER!!!!
charibdis
August 28th, 2006
12:37:16 AM CDT
(0)
i must look like a jerk giving a 3 after a long line of 5's and favs, but it was pretty boring imo.
BetaLogan
August 28th, 2006
2:58:19 PM CDT
(0)
He needs his porn.
pauljue14
August 29th, 2006
1:44:38 AM CDT
(0)
He should have stuck with the whole Bill & Ted thing
secksymofo
September 1st, 2006
10:31:06 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
LSDguy
September 8th, 2006
2:56:03 PM CDT
(0)
win
mandoevan
September 10th, 2006
3:42:32 PM CDT
(0)
CITE OR DIE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
b2lskirnir
September 16th, 2006
1:31:10 AM CDT
(0)
Hmm, after I realized I've used this line in public I need to reconsider my vote
jndcp21
September 17th, 2006
12:51:49 PM CDT
(0)
lol, keanu loves teh pr0n
XxTopCatxX
September 25th, 2006
11:50:38 PM CDT
(0)
I love his emphasis on NEED
macthere
September 26th, 2006
12:05:34 AM CDT
(0)
AWESOME
Silks
September 26th, 2006
12:56:36 AM CDT
(0)
reeves was horrible in that movie. but, dolph lundgren made it all worthwhile.
scorcho
September 30th, 2006
5:17:30 AM CDT
(0)
I need to put this as my startup sound..
j035u5
October 3rd, 2006
7:29:18 PM CDT
(0)
funny cause its true
ArakniD
October 8th, 2006
9:00:40 PM CDT
(0)
5' for keanu
Visionz
October 9th, 2006
5:55:47 AM CDT
(0)
The black shakes!
DropyourladderandSCR
October 9th, 2006
3:49:06 PM CDT
(0)
F*gmuffins all around!
gnomehater
October 12th, 2006
10:02:02 AM CDT
(0)
Thats what happens when you have to much information.
gunshow
October 17th, 2006
1:16:05 AM CDT
(0)
My friend's dad directed this movie, and he's never heard the end of it. This is the funniest Keanu line EVER.
nillie
October 20th, 2006
5:45:52 AM CDT
(0)
Hilarious !
peasmaker
October 20th, 2006
7:44:50 AM CDT
(0)
i liked it
wachaninja
October 22nd, 2006
3:29:33 PM CDT
(0)
horrible movie, great ytmnd
KatyTheLion
October 24th, 2006
4:54:19 PM CDT
(0)
haha
the8ball
November 1st, 2006
6:15:26 PM CST
(0)
Oh God, Johnny F*cking Mnemonic
yoda-spleen
November 2nd, 2006
2:28:43 PM CST
(0)
sounds like my friend who is addicted to wow
SaintGermonik
November 4th, 2006
7:43:03 PM CST
(0)
classix
Jrob2k7
November 6th, 2006
8:09:33 PM CST
(0)
LMFAO. He's SOOOOO desperate.
maplejet
November 14th, 2006
7:44:19 AM CST
(0)
I F*CKING NEED A COMPUTER BITCH!
orc00
November 21st, 2006
9:04:05 PM CST
(0)
Classic.
DevilAsh
November 26th, 2006
7:34:44 PM CST
(0)
He wants to get online. He NEEDS a computer... And the modem?
CommanderCool89
November 28th, 2006
11:21:34 AM CST
(0)
grats lol
bonushobo
December 3rd, 2006
9:35:41 PM CST
(0)
this i like
Largemidget
December 11th, 2006
8:53:12 AM CST
(0)
That's intense
DarthWang
March 1st, 2007
5:07:21 PM CST
(2)
5
cmatt42
March 19th, 2007
8:33:19 PM CDT
(0)
Whoa, the sound gets louder in the middle for some reason.
larryisanidiotjerk
June 5th, 2007
5:58:52 PM CDT
(0)
sorta funny
casemods
August 1st, 2007
2:52:10 AM CDT
(0)
f*ckin hilarious!
NeverSeen
November 3rd, 2007
9:50:58 PM CDT
(0)
Classic. :)
egonym
December 30th, 2007
4:50:03 PM CST
(0)
one of the first ytmnd's I saw and I'm just now voting on it
XxTopCatxX
April 28th, 2008
1:24:32 AM CDT
(1)
yep, this was the sh*t back YTMND's golden years.
es138
January 5th, 2009
10:36:32 PM CST
(0)
I! Am an F! Bee! I!!! .... AGENT!!!
ezcheezbandit
May 18th, 2010
10:21:56 PM CDT
(0)
Remember the part where they used the crazy dolphin to hack through his brain?
JonParmesan
April 1st, 2012
12:14:56 AM CDT
(0)
what if his internet what down?
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